The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Kyrle Lendhoffer, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, David Fincher, Steven Zaillian, Stieg Larsson, Daniel Craig, Rooney Mara, Christopher Plummer, Stellan Skarsgard, Steven Berkoff, Robin Wright, Yorick Van Wageningen, Joely Richardson, Geraldine James, Goran Visnjic, Donald Sumpter, Ulf Friberg, Bengt C.W. Carlsson, Tony Way, Per Myrberg, Josefin Asplund, Eva Fritjofson, Moa Garpendal, Maya Hansson-Berggvist, Sarah Appelberg, Julian Sands, Anna Bjork, Gustaf Hammarstein, Simon Reithner, David Dencik, Marcus Johansson, Mathilda Von Essen, Mathias Palmer, Martin Jarvis, Inga Landgre, Reza Dehban, Anders Berg, Mats Andersson, Anders Jansson, Jurgen Klein, Kalle Josephson, Sandra Andreis, Arly Jover, Pierre Sjo Ostergren, Tess Panzer, Alastair Duncan, Alan Dale, Julia Rose, Peter Carlberg, Jan Abramson, Lena Stromdahl, Matthew Wolf, Anne-Li Norberg, Leo Bill, Albrecht Marco, Martina Lotun, Anna Carlson, Yvonne Astrand, Fredrik Dolk, Christian Heller, Werner Biermeier, Christine Adams, Peter Hottinger, Joyce Giraud, Bengt Wallgren, Elodie Yung, Anna Charlotta Gunnarson, Andreas Bjorklund, Embeth Davidtz, Joel Kinnaman, Karen E. Wright, Leah Harshaw, George Gerdes, Cean Chaffin, Anni Faurbye Fernandez, Malte Forssell, Ryan Kavanaugh, Berna Levin, Scott Rudin, Soren Staermose, Ole Sondberg, Mikael Wallen, Steven Zaillian, Trent Reznor, Atticus Ross, Jeff Cronenweth, Kirk Baxter, Angus Wall, Laray Mayfield, Donald Graham Burt, Frida Arvidsson, K.C. Fox, Lara Baldwin, Christos Dervenis, Eirik Ohna, Daniel Stillman, Florian Engelhardt, Allen Kupetsky, Bob Wagner, Pete Waterman, Maileen Williams, Holiday Landa, Thom Brennan, Alyson Dee Moore, Richard Quinn, JOhn Roesch, Toddy Bryant, Jeff Chumas, Ben Cooke, Jacob Dewitt, Per Dunder, Patty Majorczak-Connolly, Mark Sussman, Jola Wieczorek, Paul Alderman, Tyler Nelson, Alex Olivares, Kimberly Aguirre, Garrett Basch, Ulf Bjorlin, Bettina Browne, Veronika Eriksson, Desirae Ferrer, Astrid Hammarsten, Elinor Isenberg, Caroline Johansson, Suzanne Lehfeldt, Gareth Lewis, Larry Madrid, Andrea McKee, Kyle McGatlin, Catherine Pittman, Susanna Same, Candice Taylor, Rasmus Wassberg

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Kyrle Lendhoffer, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, David Fincher, Steven Zaillian, Stieg Larsson, Daniel Craig, Rooney Mara, Christopher Plummer, Stellan Skarsgard, Steven Berkoff, Robin Wright, Yorick Van Wageningen, Joely Richardson, Geraldine James, Goran Visnjic, Donald Sumpter, Ulf Friberg, Bengt C.W. Carlsson, Tony Way, Per Myrberg, Josefin Asplund, Eva Fritjofson, Moa Garpendal, Maya Hansson-Berggvist, Sarah Appelberg, Julian Sands, Anna Bjork, Gustaf Hammarstein, Simon Reithner, David Dencik, Marcus Johansson, Mathilda Von Essen, Mathias Palmer, Martin Jarvis, Inga Landgre, Reza Dehban, Anders Berg, Mats Andersson, Anders Jansson, Jurgen Klein, Kalle Josephson, Sandra Andreis, Arly Jover, Pierre Sjo Ostergren, Tess Panzer, Alastair Duncan, Alan Dale, Julia Rose, Peter Carlberg, Jan Abramson, Lena Stromdahl, Matthew Wolf, Anne-Li Norberg, Leo Bill, Albrecht Marco, Martina Lotun, Anna Carlson, Yvonne Astrand, Fredrik Dolk, Christian Heller, Werner Biermeier, Christine Adams, Peter Hottinger, Joyce Giraud, Bengt Wallgren, Elodie Yung, Anna Charlotta Gunnarson, Andreas Bjorklund, Embeth Davidtz, Joel Kinnaman, Karen E. Wright, Leah Harshaw, George Gerdes, Cean Chaffin, Anni Faurbye Fernandez, Malte Forssell, Ryan Kavanaugh, Berna Levin, Scott Rudin, Soren Staermose, Ole Sondberg, Mikael Wallen, Steven Zaillian, Trent Reznor, Atticus Ross, Jeff Cronenweth, Kirk Baxter, Angus Wall, Laray Mayfield, Donald Graham Burt, Frida Arvidsson, K.C. Fox, Lara Baldwin, Christos Dervenis, Eirik Ohna, Daniel Stillman, Florian Engelhardt, Allen Kupetsky, Bob Wagner, Pete Waterman, Maileen Williams, Holiday Landa, Thom Brennan, Alyson Dee Moore, Richard Quinn, JOhn Roesch, Toddy Bryant, Jeff Chumas, Ben Cooke, Jacob Dewitt, Per Dunder, Patty Majorczak-Connolly, Mark Sussman, Jola Wieczorek, Paul Alderman, Tyler Nelson, Alex Olivares, Kimberly Aguirre, Garrett Basch, Ulf Bjorlin, Bettina Browne, Veronika Eriksson, Desirae Ferrer, Astrid Hammarsten, Elinor Isenberg, Caroline Johansson, Suzanne Lehfeldt, Gareth Lewis, Larry Madrid, Andrea McKee, Kyle McGatlin, Catherine Pittman, Susanna Same, Candice Taylor, Rasmus WassbergThe Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

Sweden.

Bastards.

While us, the Finns, fought Soviet Russia the Swedes ate butter, fish, and those damn crap meatballs.

In same war (World War II, retards) we fight and fight.

Sweden?

Neutral (sissy Nazi lovers – take that, Swedes!).

Finns are awesomeness.

Swedes?

They had not one ball between them.

Then I see those Swede bastards again.

Swedish Bikini Team (hot).  SAAB (cool).  Malin Akerman (schwing!).  Swedes aren’t so bad as people as my mind said.

They also gave us “The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.”  And it was greater than good.

For a film

Then, excited tail wagging puppy-like excitement sprouts from David Fincher.  “Give me this movie!” he may have said out loud.  And since excitement of so throbbing Swedish version is from Stone Age 2009 – of course Hollywood said “fuck yeah!  2009 is so 2009!”

Now we have “The Same Girl With A Dragon Tattoo Who Now Speaks English.”  With accent that has previously been unheard by humans.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Kyrle Lendhoffer, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, David Fincher, Steven Zaillian, Stieg Larsson, Daniel Craig, Rooney Mara, Christopher Plummer, Stellan Skarsgard, Steven Berkoff, Robin Wright, Yorick Van Wageningen, Joely Richardson, Geraldine James, Goran Visnjic, Donald Sumpter, Ulf Friberg, Bengt C.W. Carlsson, Tony Way, Per Myrberg, Josefin Asplund, Eva Fritjofson, Moa Garpendal, Maya Hansson-Berggvist, Sarah Appelberg, Julian Sands, Anna Bjork, Gustaf Hammarstein, Simon Reithner, David Dencik, Marcus Johansson, Mathilda Von Essen, Mathias Palmer, Martin Jarvis, Inga Landgre, Reza Dehban, Anders Berg, Mats Andersson, Anders Jansson, Jurgen Klein, Kalle Josephson, Sandra Andreis, Arly Jover, Pierre Sjo Ostergren, Tess Panzer, Alastair Duncan, Alan Dale, Julia Rose, Peter Carlberg, Jan Abramson, Lena Stromdahl, Matthew Wolf, Anne-Li Norberg, Leo Bill, Albrecht Marco, Martina Lotun, Anna Carlson, Yvonne Astrand, Fredrik Dolk, Christian Heller, Werner Biermeier, Christine Adams, Peter Hottinger, Joyce Giraud, Bengt Wallgren, Elodie Yung, Anna Charlotta Gunnarson, Andreas Bjorklund, Embeth Davidtz, Joel Kinnaman, Karen E. Wright, Leah Harshaw, George Gerdes, Cean Chaffin, Anni Faurbye Fernandez, Malte Forssell, Ryan Kavanaugh, Berna Levin, Scott Rudin, Soren Staermose, Ole Sondberg, Mikael Wallen, Steven Zaillian, Trent Reznor, Atticus Ross, Jeff Cronenweth, Kirk Baxter, Angus Wall, Laray Mayfield, Donald Graham Burt, Frida Arvidsson, K.C. Fox, Lara Baldwin, Christos Dervenis, Eirik Ohna, Daniel Stillman, Florian Engelhardt, Allen Kupetsky, Bob Wagner, Pete Waterman, Maileen Williams, Holiday Landa, Thom Brennan, Alyson Dee Moore, Richard Quinn, JOhn Roesch, Toddy Bryant, Jeff Chumas, Ben Cooke, Jacob Dewitt, Per Dunder, Patty Majorczak-Connolly, Mark Sussman, Jola Wieczorek, Paul Alderman, Tyler Nelson, Alex Olivares, Kimberly Aguirre, Garrett Basch, Ulf Bjorlin, Bettina Browne, Veronika Eriksson, Desirae Ferrer, Astrid Hammarsten, Elinor Isenberg, Caroline Johansson, Suzanne Lehfeldt, Gareth Lewis, Larry Madrid, Andrea McKee, Kyle McGatlin, Catherine Pittman, Susanna Same, Candice Taylor, Rasmus WassbergPlot?  Sure!

Mikael Blomkvist (Daniel Craig) is a business investigative journalist who is determined to restore his honor.

Once he has been convicted of libel, joins the rich industrial Henrik Vanger (Christopher Plummer) in order to use his services as a journalist and a detective in the claim.

Henrik’s niece Harriet was murdered in 1966 as a 16 year old girl, what could have been but never proven (since Sherlock Holmes services are being used in shit cinema elsewhere).

Since then, the only message is that Henrik’s once a year receives a dried flower of the alleged murderer (in a frame, as in “framed”… a clue?).

Center of this conspiracy is Henrik’s extended family, from the loud disputes among themselves hardly changed a word. Like Thanksgiving at Kyrle’s place.

Americans are gluttons.

And very opinionated.

And cannot hold their liquor.

At least Swedes can hold their liquor.

And I can hold Malin Akerman (please Malin, we could make all of Scandinavia come together… get it?)

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Kyrle Lendhoffer, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, David Fincher, Steven Zaillian, Stieg Larsson, Daniel Craig, Rooney Mara, Christopher Plummer, Stellan Skarsgard, Steven Berkoff, Robin Wright, Yorick Van Wageningen, Joely Richardson, Geraldine James, Goran Visnjic, Donald Sumpter, Ulf Friberg, Bengt C.W. Carlsson, Tony Way, Per Myrberg, Josefin Asplund, Eva Fritjofson, Moa Garpendal, Maya Hansson-Berggvist, Sarah Appelberg, Julian Sands, Anna Bjork, Gustaf Hammarstein, Simon Reithner, David Dencik, Marcus Johansson, Mathilda Von Essen, Mathias Palmer, Martin Jarvis, Inga Landgre, Reza Dehban, Anders Berg, Mats Andersson, Anders Jansson, Jurgen Klein, Kalle Josephson, Sandra Andreis, Arly Jover, Pierre Sjo Ostergren, Tess Panzer, Alastair Duncan, Alan Dale, Julia Rose, Peter Carlberg, Jan Abramson, Lena Stromdahl, Matthew Wolf, Anne-Li Norberg, Leo Bill, Albrecht Marco, Martina Lotun, Anna Carlson, Yvonne Astrand, Fredrik Dolk, Christian Heller, Werner Biermeier, Christine Adams, Peter Hottinger, Joyce Giraud, Bengt Wallgren, Elodie Yung, Anna Charlotta Gunnarson, Andreas Bjorklund, Embeth Davidtz, Joel Kinnaman, Karen E. Wright, Leah Harshaw, George Gerdes, Cean Chaffin, Anni Faurbye Fernandez, Malte Forssell, Ryan Kavanaugh, Berna Levin, Scott Rudin, Soren Staermose, Ole Sondberg, Mikael Wallen, Steven Zaillian, Trent Reznor, Atticus Ross, Jeff Cronenweth, Kirk Baxter, Angus Wall, Laray Mayfield, Donald Graham Burt, Frida Arvidsson, K.C. Fox, Lara Baldwin, Christos Dervenis, Eirik Ohna, Daniel Stillman, Florian Engelhardt, Allen Kupetsky, Bob Wagner, Pete Waterman, Maileen Williams, Holiday Landa, Thom Brennan, Alyson Dee Moore, Richard Quinn, JOhn Roesch, Toddy Bryant, Jeff Chumas, Ben Cooke, Jacob Dewitt, Per Dunder, Patty Majorczak-Connolly, Mark Sussman, Jola Wieczorek, Paul Alderman, Tyler Nelson, Alex Olivares, Kimberly Aguirre, Garrett Basch, Ulf Bjorlin, Bettina Browne, Veronika Eriksson, Desirae Ferrer, Astrid Hammarsten, Elinor Isenberg, Caroline Johansson, Suzanne Lehfeldt, Gareth Lewis, Larry Madrid, Andrea McKee, Kyle McGatlin, Catherine Pittman, Susanna Same, Candice Taylor, Rasmus WassbergAround the same time is Lisbeth Salander (Rooney Mara) – an unusual but equally brilliant detective and hacker security company Milton Security – tasked in Blomkvist life to sniff around (“sniff around!”  House of Pain, people!), which ultimately leads but to the fact that they Blomkvist with the murder of Harriet Vanger help you.

They entered a 40-year-old chess game of intrigue, murder and incest.  I said it.  Intrigue.

What is good?

Rooney Mara, that is what is good.  Man, she pierced every possible skin flap that was available.  And then more flaps, which is professional.

More?

Christopher Plummer.  I almost had the belief that he was old.  Good acting!

Danny Craig (my buddy).  He has been doing sit-ups.

Soundtrack – Trent Reznor made my booty shake.  “Hammer of the Gods” is right!  And then…

SPOILER ALERT!!!

And then it happened.  I was made to cry.

I can, with squirming, handle anal rape.

Bloody nine iron to face is nothing (even with broken teeth clattering on the tile).

Torture-murder-dismembering of young women is easy.

But do not fuck with the cat.

NEVER fuck with the cat.

My eyes leaked.  I sniffled.  I took another bong hit and one more shot of Kossu.  My eyes leaked some more.

Finally, I became less a Swede and more a man (kidding, Malin – Swedes are now cool to me).

SPOILER ALERT OVER!

For a summation, three thumbs up!  One thumb just for Rooney Mara.  One thumb for David Fincher.  And another thumb for the year 2009 version from the Swedes – at least if shit is for the messing they don’t make it a greater (or lesser) mess, right?

And one head lowered, mourning for little furry cats everywhere.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Reese Witherspoon, Water For Elephants, Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz, Paul Schneider, Jim Norton, Hal Holbrook, Mark Povinelli, Richard Brake, Stephen Monroe Taylor, Ken Foree, Scott MacDonald, James Frain, Sam Anderson, John Aylward, Brad Greenquist, Tim Guinee, Donna W. Scott, E.E. Bell, Kyle Jordan, Aleksandra Kaniak, Ilia Volok, Bruce Gray, Jim Jansen, James Keane, Ivo Nandi, Karynn Moore, Andrew Connolly, Doug McDougal, Tracy Phillips Rowan O'Hara, Water for Elephants, Tai, Uggie, Ice, Sita Acevedo, Danny Castle, Michael Coronas, Aloysia Gavre, Francis Lawrence, Andrew R. Tennenbaum, Erwin Stoff, Gil Netter, Kevin Halloran, Alan Edward Bell, Ana Maria Quintana, Chad Holmes, David Crank, Denise Chamian, Molly Allen, Sasha Veneziano, Kimmo MustonenenKimmo Mustonenen – (Kimmo On Kino) – Behind The Proscenium

P.S.  How could Ozzy not win “Survivor”?  Odin, have you forsaken us all?

 

Zookeeper [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Zookeeper, Frank Coraci, Nick Bakay, Rock Reuben, Kevin James, Jay Scherick, David Ronn, Kevin James, Rosario Dawson, Leslie Bibb, Ken Jeong, Donnie Wahlberg, Joe Rogan, Nat Faxon, Steffiana De La Cruz, Nick Bakay, Jackie Sandler, Nicholas Turturro, Thomas Gottschalk, Brandon Keener, Robin Bakay, Gary Valentine, Tanner Blaze, Tim Gage, Gino Falsetto, Etienne Deneault, Katrina Begin, Matthew R. Staley, Michael Burton, Todd Zeile, Mookie Barker, Tara Giordano, Daniel Guire, Mark DellaGrotte, Ellen Colton, Barry Bernardi, Juston McKinney, Nick Nolte, Adam Sandler, Sylvester Stallone, Cher, Judd Apatow, Jon Favreau, Faizon Love, Maya Rudolph, Bas Rutten, Don Rickles, Jim Breuer, Richie Minervini, Tom Woodruff, Garon Michael, Michael Hammett, Gina Hernandez, Krystal Kenville, Dan Marshall, Joe Sobalo, Barry Bernardi, Jennifer Eatz, Todd Garner, Jack Giarraputo, Aimee Keen, Charles Newirth, Jeff Sussman, Rupert Gregson-Williams, Michael Barrett, Scott Hill, Justine Baddeley, Kim Davis-Wagner, Kirk Petruccelli, Daniel T. Dorrance, Hilton Rosemarin, Mona May, David Eric Chapman, Debbie Schwab, Aida Caefer, Diane Branigan, Shawn Doherty, Mark Forbes, Ilyse Frisch, Anna Gossman, Brett Leigh, Suzanne Lehfeldt, Jeremy Tate, Stephanie Worth

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Zookeeper, Frank Coraci, Nick Bakay, Rock Reuben, Kevin James, Jay Scherick, David Ronn, Kevin James, Rosario Dawson, Leslie Bibb, Ken Jeong, Donnie Wahlberg, Joe Rogan, Nat Faxon, Steffiana De La Cruz, Nick Bakay, Jackie Sandler, Nicholas Turturro, Thomas Gottschalk, Brandon Keener, Robin Bakay, Gary Valentine, Tanner Blaze, Tim Gage, Gino Falsetto, Etienne Deneault, Katrina Begin, Matthew R. Staley, Michael Burton, Todd Zeile, Mookie Barker, Tara Giordano, Daniel Guire, Mark DellaGrotte, Ellen Colton, Barry Bernardi, Juston McKinney, Nick Nolte, Adam Sandler, Sylvester Stallone, Cher, Judd Apatow, Jon Favreau, Faizon Love, Maya Rudolph, Bas Rutten, Don Rickles, Jim Breuer, Richie Minervini, Tom Woodruff, Garon Michael, Michael Hammett, Gina Hernandez, Krystal Kenville, Dan Marshall, Joe Sobalo, Barry Bernardi, Jennifer Eatz, Todd Garner, Jack Giarraputo, Aimee Keen, Charles Newirth, Jeff Sussman, Rupert Gregson-Williams, Michael Barrett, Scott Hill, Justine Baddeley, Kim Davis-Wagner, Kirk Petruccelli, Daniel T. Dorrance, Hilton Rosemarin, Mona May, David Eric Chapman, Debbie Schwab, Aida Caefer, Diane Branigan, Shawn Doherty, Mark Forbes, Ilyse Frisch, Anna Gossman, Brett Leigh, Suzanne Lehfeldt, Jeremy Tate, Stephanie WorthZookeeper

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

When one in thinking comedy, especially in these comedies, the tastes are as varied as in almost any other genre.

So there are the sophisticated, witty humor, the dark British humor, but also the “hurr durr” and/or “herp derp” or naive childlike humor.

Somehow, yes, any of these styles can be quite irritable (like a bowel) and – according to doses used – to provide lots of fun in the cinema, yet not out of the cinema.

Why leave but Kevin James and Adam Sandler for years on the constant same thing, now worn-kind, one must ask already.

While with “Grown Ups” could see at least a slight upward trend, fueled by the hope was that even Adam Sandler grows up again, unfortunately, we are now witnessing one of his (James, not Sandler) weakest comedies.

Paul Blart is now his Citizen Kane?

In this universe it is the curse.

We get Zookeeper.

We are Job.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Zookeeper, Frank Coraci, Nick Bakay, Rock Reuben, Kevin James, Jay Scherick, David Ronn, Kevin James, Rosario Dawson, Leslie Bibb, Ken Jeong, Donnie Wahlberg, Joe Rogan, Nat Faxon, Steffiana De La Cruz, Nick Bakay, Jackie Sandler, Nicholas Turturro, Thomas Gottschalk, Brandon Keener, Robin Bakay, Gary Valentine, Tanner Blaze, Tim Gage, Gino Falsetto, Etienne Deneault, Katrina Begin, Matthew R. Staley, Michael Burton, Todd Zeile, Mookie Barker, Tara Giordano, Daniel Guire, Mark DellaGrotte, Ellen Colton, Barry Bernardi, Juston McKinney, Nick Nolte, Adam Sandler, Sylvester Stallone, Cher, Judd Apatow, Jon Favreau, Faizon Love, Maya Rudolph, Bas Rutten, Don Rickles, Jim Breuer, Richie Minervini, Tom Woodruff, Garon Michael, Michael Hammett, Gina Hernandez, Krystal Kenville, Dan Marshall, Joe Sobalo, Barry Bernardi, Jennifer Eatz, Todd Garner, Jack Giarraputo, Aimee Keen, Charles Newirth, Jeff Sussman, Rupert Gregson-Williams, Michael Barrett, Scott Hill, Justine Baddeley, Kim Davis-Wagner, Kirk Petruccelli, Daniel T. Dorrance, Hilton Rosemarin, Mona May, David Eric Chapman, Debbie Schwab, Aida Caefer, Diane Branigan, Shawn Doherty, Mark Forbes, Ilyse Frisch, Anna Gossman, Brett Leigh, Suzanne Lehfeldt, Jeremy Tate, Stephanie WorthGriffin Keyes is a zookeeper and the animals extremely popular, because it deals with them very closely and with devotion (“it” being “he” – you get it!  Me too!).

But his job is in his love life very much in the way (damn!), because his dream woman wants to marry him not because he “is just a zookeeper” but because he is just a zookeeper.

Fortunately, the animals can understand people, not only us, but also speak with us – if they want, because a code that forbids them actually.

Animals are shifty and have rules.  But to Griffin’s love life to fix it, decide the zoo, to obtain information on the rules of time and explain to the people even as it ensnares the beloved correctly.

What?

Unfortunately, the posturing of a bear is just as beneficial as the territorial markings of a wolf – at least with a human woman.  This is true – I’ve seen it on the internet.

Even in the rough story one suspects that the level of humor is rather childish.  How bad it really is but then, only in the course of the film clear, because at least when Kevin James pisses middle of the restaurant to a potted palm, because it was recommended by an animal, is such a limit is exceeded.

What?

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Zookeeper, Frank Coraci, Nick Bakay, Rock Reuben, Kevin James, Jay Scherick, David Ronn, Kevin James, Rosario Dawson, Leslie Bibb, Ken Jeong, Donnie Wahlberg, Joe Rogan, Nat Faxon, Steffiana De La Cruz, Nick Bakay, Jackie Sandler, Nicholas Turturro, Thomas Gottschalk, Brandon Keener, Robin Bakay, Gary Valentine, Tanner Blaze, Tim Gage, Gino Falsetto, Etienne Deneault, Katrina Begin, Matthew R. Staley, Michael Burton, Todd Zeile, Mookie Barker, Tara Giordano, Daniel Guire, Mark DellaGrotte, Ellen Colton, Barry Bernardi, Juston McKinney, Nick Nolte, Adam Sandler, Sylvester Stallone, Cher, Judd Apatow, Jon Favreau, Faizon Love, Maya Rudolph, Bas Rutten, Don Rickles, Jim Breuer, Richie Minervini, Tom Woodruff, Garon Michael, Michael Hammett, Gina Hernandez, Krystal Kenville, Dan Marshall, Joe Sobalo, Barry Bernardi, Jennifer Eatz, Todd Garner, Jack Giarraputo, Aimee Keen, Charles Newirth, Jeff Sussman, Rupert Gregson-Williams, Michael Barrett, Scott Hill, Justine Baddeley, Kim Davis-Wagner, Kirk Petruccelli, Daniel T. Dorrance, Hilton Rosemarin, Mona May, David Eric Chapman, Debbie Schwab, Aida Caefer, Diane Branigan, Shawn Doherty, Mark Forbes, Ilyse Frisch, Anna Gossman, Brett Leigh, Suzanne Lehfeldt, Jeremy Tate, Stephanie WorthVery mediocre (this is a short sentence).  Wants above all, because there are quite a few such scenes in which we, as viewers, leave the theater either fled or sink in the chair – but not both for that is impossible.

Only the trip with the only really creative and well-developed character – the gorilla (better than Ed, the farting and baseball playing chimp – thanks for this Matt LeBlanc!) – knows how to convince.

This flashes on the existing definitive sense of timing and situation comedy, and fortunately remains sustainable even in the head (in my head or yours?  Let me know in the comments!).  Is a pity that one is linked somehow many, though not more, strands of plot processed.

Seriously.

Overall, Zookeeper, unfortunately, a disappointment (shocker! Although I expected Sasha Grey level suckage (naughty!) – go “Entourage”!).

There is much reason to be ashamed of strange and often situations that are very drawn to construct and bring on the hair (man I’m drunk).  It simply lacks the spark of feeling for a humorous line.

Fans of the usual rather childish level Sandler / James movies will certainly enjoy themselves while here, but everyone else be warned: There is one funny – really only the gorilla excursion, which is hinted at in the trailer already.  Everything else is unfortunately not worth the cinema ticket.

One thumb, wagging downward – like photo before in Cialis ad.

Bummer.

“I’m mad…And that’s a fact
I found out…Animals don’t help
Animal think…They’re pretty smart
Shit on the ground…See in the dark.”

“Animals” by The Talking Heads

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Reese Witherspoon, Water For Elephants, Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz, Paul Schneider, Jim Norton, Hal Holbrook, Mark Povinelli, Richard Brake, Stephen Monroe Taylor, Ken Foree, Scott MacDonald, James Frain, Sam Anderson, John Aylward, Brad Greenquist, Tim Guinee, Donna W. Scott, E.E. Bell, Kyle Jordan, Aleksandra Kaniak, Ilia Volok, Bruce Gray, Jim Jansen, James Keane, Ivo Nandi, Karynn Moore, Andrew Connolly, Doug McDougal, Tracy Phillips Rowan O'Hara, Water for Elephants, Tai, Uggie, Ice, Sita Acevedo, Danny Castle, Michael Coronas, Aloysia Gavre, Francis Lawrence, Andrew R. Tennenbaum, Erwin Stoff, Gil Netter, Kevin Halloran, Alan Edward Bell, Ana Maria Quintana, Chad Holmes, David Crank, Denise Chamian, Molly Allen, Sasha Veneziano, Kimmo MustonenenKimmo Mustonenen (Kimmo On Kino) – Behind The Proscenium

P.S.  Summer television is the suck.