Varsity Football towel maintenance 4 yrs, Varsity Baseball cup squad 4 yrs, Egg Art Preservation Society 4 yrs, sophomore class VP candidate.
Most Memorable: spch tourneys w/Hannah, tanning bed mishap '05, Belgian egg art tour '06 w/GG, nancy Sinatra, "Ass-Cam" w/LR, sinus issues, toga party mishap '07, late afternoons w/Hannah (why can't I see you at night?).
Future plans: Bring egg carving to mainstream, carve single greatest egg the world has ever seen, ejaculate.