Varsity Footbal towel maintenance 4 yrs; Varsity Baseball cup maintenance 4 yrs; Egg Art Preservation Society 4 yrs; Sophomore class VP candidate.

Most Memorable: Speech tourneys w/Hannah; tanning bed mishap; Belgian Egg Tour w/GG; Nancy Sinatra; 'Ass-Cam' w/LR; sinus issues.

Future Plans: Bring Egg Carving to mainstream; carve greatest egg the world has ever seen; ejaculate.