The Lucky One
With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen
I am lucky.
I am cursed.
My job is to have the most wonderful at a time thing to do than anything.
Pay me? Don’t have to (just kidding, Kyrle – I love money!)!
Lucky.
Then I am assigned for the watching of “The Lucky One.”
What?
Really?
The vomiting I promised last week was happening. In the now!
What an insult!
Cursed.
You may in your thoughts think me a little person. Or another, that I am smart.
I am the average. My only study was for the film.
And so I write on the film. My job.
But I am sick at heart.
Does anybody care?!?
Hollywood has not smart thinking. Hit movies are made from luck. Crap movies can be good (to me, or you).
But “The Lucky One?” Are you high?
Who will see this shit-fest?
I am really high.
So instead of talking about “The Lucky One” I want to talk over the 4/20 day!
That’s right!
I really am high. And I’m so ready for the happening 20th!
In my new Finland (California), the dispensaries are having sales!
I can got from place to place and get the weed that made Californiaa cool place. Like bar hopping, but if the taps leaked only sticky bud.
Heaven.
So all, tomorrow is for the bonging. Do not forget that.
So, “The Lucky One” I return – like a dog to his own vomit.
Plot? I guess.
A Marine travels to North Carolina after serving three tours in Iraq and searches for the unknown woman he believes was his good luck charm during the war.
Thanks, IMDB!
Kyrle, this may be the end on me.
There was a Disney movie that was for Chimpanzees!
And I have to see this crappening?!? Damn.
But know the this 4/20 Day will be my best first while in the SoCal!
And maybe the week next? I’ll see a film that give me a happy smile and want my death to wait.
“The Lucky One” fans? Kiss my brown eye.
Kimmo Mustonenen – (Kimmo On Kino) – Behind The Proscenium
Yeah I would have done the same thing Kimmo. Looks terrible.
Kimmo… wow. Just wow. But I like your honesty.
BTW, I’m celebrating 4/20 as well. Good call.
I think Cheetos should sponsor this day. And I wasn’t ever planning on wasting my time on The Lucky One. The Chimpanzee movie looks like Citizen Kane compared to this.
I would rather stick a pencil in my eye than see this movie. Nice Kimmo.
Unclear on the concept of stalking someone as a good film….
Uhm… soldier falling in love with a picture? Been done before… anyone see Terminator?
Nicholas Sparks writes like a 13 year old girl in her diary. Efron couldn’t act his way out of a paperbag. So what can you expect from this waste of film but mindless junk.
there is no doubt that there is no chemistry between zac efron and taylor schilling
This was amazing. Thank you for the laugh.