Stereophonic [REVIEW]

Stereophonic – Reviewed by Kyrle Lendhoffer, Behind The Proscenium: Broadway Beat In the bustling heart of Broadway, where the lights never dim and the melodies dance through the air like spirits of pure joy, there emerges a theatrical gem that demands not just applause, but…

Beyoncé – Cowboy Carter [ALBUM REVIEW]

Good day. Behind the Proscenium is more of a theater and movie review website – but when Beyoncé does anything, and especially, when she puts out such a massive world-changing album, I felt I had to weigh in. So here is my review… [Kyrle Lendhoffer]…

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Justice League [REVIEW]

Justice League With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen There are things for the talking. All involve dick wagging, dick tugging, boob grabbing, pussy wrangling, and tongue rehearsals. Ick. Hollywood, what up? D.C., what up? Alabama – you am just being Alabama I guess – if…

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Independence Day: Resurgence [REVIEW]

  Independence Day: Resurgence With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen “Kimmo, you were gone again. W in TF, crazy Finn?”  You asked this of me. My fingers now answer. I could not write from the jail house. We were too busy a singin’ that rock. Baby!…

It Follows [REVIEW]

It Follows With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen I am still thinking diseases. First Disney Measles. And now, something more worse – Shtup Monsters. One is infecting you in the Disneyland, the other jumps the weenie (or Fort Cootchie if a woman-type) in the back…

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Cinderella [REVIEW]

Cinderella With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen I have for a while, been away. Not for purpose, but because damn dumb bad. I had measles. Not any measles. Disneyland Measles. Some disease child left his funk on Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride and then I was…

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Lucy [REVIEW]

Lucy With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Things that I, Kimmo, only use 10% of: 1) Muscles. Hard to be massive Super-Finn when keyboard is stuck to finger ends and I must drink Kossu and smoke for you people for the movies to know of…

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The Purge: Anarchy [REVIEW]

The Purge: Anarchy With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen There was the time. Russians. Staring at border places. “We are cool, with big meat,” was the Russian brain. Then to war they went. “Fuck you, Stalin Bitches” said Finland. We were the winners. 1940? Finland…

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Dawn of the Planet of the Apes [REVIEW]

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes With Wit, Reviewed by Kimmo Mustonenen Times are things that make men weep. Most men. Not Finns. We are not the weeping types for being told “no” to World Cupping. They let the Swedes (bastards) World Cup. More…

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X-Men: Days of Future Past [REVIEW]

X-Men: Days of Future Past With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Damn. Sometimes, a guy, with a drunk mind wants to see a movie. This is all right. Why not? Then comes a movie with before a course in the college of your choice you…

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Godzilla [REVIEW]

Godzilla With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Godzilla. GodZIRRA. Big em-effin’ lizard. I am so with the exciting. As a baby Finn, in Finland, I saw him. “T.V. Scary So That You Pee Pants and Poop Young Children” horror Night Theater was on the television…

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Draft Day [REVIEW]

Draft Day With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen It is almost the time when fretting must be done. Worry. Fret. The time of “cinema suck.” Summer movie blitz.   Damn… but what is to happen must be happening – it is the way of the world….

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Son Of God [REVIEW]

Son Of God With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen There are things beyond our seeing. Understanding is the impossible. But they are real. Really. Some are good (Casper The Friendly Ghost, Caspar in Finland). Some are not (Magneto). Some are old (Dracula). Some are new…

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Pompeii, Paul W. S. Anderson, Janet Scott Batchier, Michael Robert Johnson, Kit Harrington, Carrie-Anne Moss, Emily Browning, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Jessica Lucas, Jared Harris, Joe Pingue, Kiefer Sutherland, Currie Graham, Dylan Schombing, Maxime Savaria, Ron Kennell, Tom Bishop Sr., Rebecca Eady, Sasha Roiz, Jean-Francois Lachapelle, Jean Frenette, Dalmar Abuzied, Emmanuel Kabonga, Brock Johnson, Kristine Nicoll, Janine Theriault, Mark Whelan, Anais Frenette, Donna Christo, Thomas STumpo, Melantha Blackthrone, Milan Camona, Jimmy Chimarios, Jay Da Costa, Derek Herd, Patrick Kerton, Ben Lewis, Alain Moussi, Jon Rhys, Goran Stjepanovic, Joe Vercillo, Jeremy Bolt, Don Carmody, Harley Gorenstein, Robert Kulzer, Martin Moszkowicz, Peter Schlessel, Clifton Shorter, Glen MacPherson, Paul Austerberry, Jeffrey Melvin, Wendy Partridge, Cassie Bragg, Hartley Gorenstein, Andrea Marotti, Aric Dupere, Jesse Daniel Glass, Jennifer Haufler, Pierre Henry, Karl Irvine, Robert Lee, Helga Rossi, Siluck Saysanasy, Deirdre Bowen, Hannah D'Angerio, Christopher Richards, Kevin Banks, Tony Blndal, Roberto Campanella, Stephanie Ahlen, Nuno Capitao de Salles, Sarah Crompton, Ryan Grassby, Jenna Hamilton, Sara Holmes, Jimmy Keegan, Kyle Limkilde, Bianca Marini, Angela Mastronardi, Jonathan Matthews, Jennifer Mesich, Andrew G Munro, Friederich Oetker, Rebecca Pearson, Jonathan Pencharz, Jerome Persaud, John Rakich, Tracey Savein, Craig Seitz, Sonia Singh, Adam Smith, Stefan Steen, Alan Sutton, Christian Bobak

Pompeii [REVIEW]

Pompeii With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen This did not happen – yet the reality would make a fool of he who ignored what did not happen, yet happened… in reality. In the cinema. With the greatest comedy ever being made – the soon to…

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscnium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo on Kino, RoboCop, Jose Padilha, Joshua Zetumer, Edward Neumeier, Michael Miner, Joel Kinnaman, Gary Oldman, Michael Keaton, Abbie Cornish, Jackie Earle Haley, Michael K Williams, Jennifer Ehle, Jay Baruchel, Marianne Jean-Baptiste, Samuel L Jackson, Aimee Garcia, Douglas Urbanski, John Paul Ruttan, Patrick Garrow, K.C. Collins, Daniel Kash, Zach Grenier, Maura Grierson, Stewart Arnott, Matt Cook, Steve Cumyn, Noorin Gulamgaus, Marjan Neshat, Meysam Motazedi, Khaliya Hosein, Savana Hosein, Phillip Akin, Paul Haywood, Adrian Griffin, Rich Huges, Raffi Atounian, Melanie Scrofano, Kelvin Wheeler, Alex Mallan, Dwayne McLean, Tattiawna Jones, Wayne Downer, Robert Thomas, Jordan Johnson-Hinds, Ian Peters, Ricardo Betancourt, Evan Stern, Ishan Morris, Ambrose Wong, Mark McKay, Aurora Browne, Rory o'Shea, Shondra Kayd, Stacey Unsworth, Jeana Lowes, Kanu Giddings, Tamara Almeida, Shane Invervary, Paul Sun-Hyung Lee, Thomas Mitchell, Ian Butcher, Rocky Anderson, Dallas Blake, Barry Nerling, Dean Redman, Demord Dann, Darcy Hinds, Sean Francis, Steve Wright, Kirby Morrow, David Harcourt, Kevin Hare, Carlyn Burchell, Markus Panilo, Jessica Booker, Joe Merritt, Raiden Eastman, Aallyah Cinello, Meghan Hoople, Prince Massey, Mark Baldesarra, Jason Bigio, Tommy Chang, Jimmy Chimarios, Raven Cinello, Brian Cranstone, Tazito Garcia, WBBrown, Diezel Ramos, Jon Rhys, Rebecca Rodley, Azra Valani, Joe Vercillo, Joshua William James, Peter Yan, Marc Abraham, Gary Barber, Roger Birnbaum, Bill Carraro, Brad Fischer, Mike Medavoy, Arnold Messer, Eric Newman, Pedro Bronfman, Lula Varvalho, Peter McNulty, Daniel Rezende, Diane Kerbel, Martin Whist, Patrick Banister, April Ferry, Greg Denny, Lyn Lucibello, Lisa Rodgers, Jeff JJ Authors, Yari Azzopardi, Mitch Cappe, Penny Charter, Romy Barber, Brett Carroll, Mary Juric, Kacie Kane, Blair Miller, Mitch Paulson, Gustavo Borner, Marc Miller, Nick Carraro, Scott Alexander, Lynell Bangs, Gavin Behrman, Kameron Bodaly, Jared Burton, Jason Chan, Joel Cyr, Colin Czarnecki, Hans Dayal, Kait Dubbiestyne, Katharine Duke, Andrea Eisen, Joe Everett, Davina Faye, Meredith Garstin, Sabine Graham, Jenna Hamilton, Marie-Claude Hamois, Jessica Johnston, Paul Kalkman, Ainslee Kennedy, Michele Kokkinakis, Carmen Levy, Volney McFarlin, Jeff Mohs

RoboCop [REVIEW]

RoboCop With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen I don’t want to sound like a bitch bitching. Yet things are forever the same. Scene: Interior: Hollywood. Oldsters with the graying heads talk. Oldster One: I have no idea of anything. Oldster Two: I have to poop. Oldster Three: Back in…