Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind the Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, The Lucky One, Scott Hicks, Will Fetters, Nicholas Sparks, Zac Efron, Taylor Schilling, Blythe Danner, Riley Thomas Stewart, Jay R. Ferguson, Adam LeFevre, Robert Hayes, Joe Chrest, Russell Durham Comegys, Sharon Morris, Ann McKenzie, Kendal Tuttle, Cameron Banfield, Ritchie Montgomery, Courtney J. Clark, Trey Burvant, Gavin Reyna, Matthew Michaud, Reverend Dustin Bergene, Nedal Yousef, Naim Alherimi, Jillian Batherson, Dorian Davis, Cote Jackson, Douglas M. Griffin, Donna Heckel-Reno, Hunter Reno, Amanda Fetters, Calvin Quatroy, Marcie Antony Courtney, Michael A. Cowan, Deborah Denise Graves, Gary Harris, Melba Marie Harris, Consuella Johnson Lumas, Tina Marie Lumas, Gregory J. Probst, Valerie Diane Vaughn, Mayfield, Zigg West, Sam Knight, Jett, Bailey Celeste Sacco, Bruce Berman, Denise DiNovi, Alison Greenspan, Kerry Heysen, Kevin McCormick, Ravi Mehta, Mark Isham, Hal Lindes, Alar Kivilo, Scott Gray, Ronna Kress, Barbara Ling, Paul Kelly, Kathy Lucas, Dayna Pink, Kimberly Amacker, Bill Daly, Bob Dohrmann, Afnahn Khan, Gerson Paz, Steve Ritzi, David Sardi, Paul Uddo, Pedro Barguin, Richard Bullock, Andy Abele, Robert Baird, Phillip Kimsey, Sam Matthews, John Bissell, Donald Burdett, Christian Agypt, David Allsberry, Mac Alsfeld, Pablo Cardone, Jason Chandler, Zack Earl Edwards, Heather Fielding, Charlie French, Jeff Galpin, Meg Dudley, Bryan Gardiner, Mark Harden, Zachary Holmes, Chris Jones, Christina Killelea, Daryl Lefever, Claire Raskind, Jennifer Ray, Jayne-Ann Tenggren, Lauren Thomas, Lauren Von Huene, Jonathan Warren

The Lucky One [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind the Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, The Lucky One, Scott Hicks, Will Fetters, Nicholas Sparks, Zac Efron, Taylor Schilling, Blythe Danner, Riley Thomas Stewart, Jay R. Ferguson, Adam LeFevre, Robert Hayes, Joe Chrest, Russell Durham Comegys, Sharon Morris, Ann McKenzie, Kendal Tuttle, Cameron Banfield, Ritchie Montgomery, Courtney J. Clark, Trey Burvant, Gavin Reyna, Matthew Michaud, Reverend Dustin Bergene, Nedal Yousef, Naim Alherimi, Jillian Batherson, Dorian Davis, Cote Jackson, Douglas M. Griffin, Donna Heckel-Reno, Hunter Reno, Amanda Fetters, Calvin Quatroy, Marcie Antony Courtney, Michael A. Cowan, Deborah Denise Graves, Gary Harris, Melba Marie Harris, Consuella Johnson Lumas, Tina Marie Lumas, Gregory J. Probst, Valerie Diane Vaughn, Mayfield, Zigg West, Sam Knight, Jett, Bailey Celeste Sacco, Bruce Berman, Denise DiNovi, Alison Greenspan, Kerry Heysen, Kevin McCormick, Ravi Mehta, Mark Isham, Hal Lindes, Alar Kivilo, Scott Gray, Ronna Kress, Barbara Ling, Paul Kelly, Kathy Lucas, Dayna Pink, Kimberly Amacker, Bill Daly, Bob Dohrmann, Afnahn Khan, Gerson Paz, Steve Ritzi, David Sardi, Paul Uddo, Pedro Barguin, Richard Bullock, Andy Abele, Robert Baird, Phillip Kimsey, Sam Matthews, John Bissell, Donald Burdett, Christian Agypt, David Allsberry, Mac Alsfeld, Pablo Cardone, Jason Chandler, Zack Earl Edwards, Heather Fielding, Charlie French, Jeff Galpin, Meg Dudley, Bryan Gardiner, Mark Harden, Zachary Holmes, Chris Jones, Christina Killelea, Daryl Lefever, Claire Raskind, Jennifer Ray, Jayne-Ann Tenggren, Lauren Thomas, Lauren Von Huene, Jonathan WarrenThe Lucky One

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

I am lucky.

I am cursed.

My job is to have the most wonderful at a time thing to do than anything.

Pay me?  Don’t have to (just kidding, Kyrle – I love money!)!

Lucky.

Then I am assigned for the watching of “The Lucky One.”

What?

Really?

The vomiting I promised last week was happening.  In the now!

What an insult!

Cursed.

You may in your thoughts think me a little person. Or another, that I am smart.

I am the average.  My only study was for the film.

And so I write on the film.  My job.

But I am sick at heart.

Does anybody care?!?

Hollywood has not smart thinking.  Hit movies are made from luck.  Crap movies can be good (to me, or you).

But “The Lucky One?”  Are you high?

Who will see this shit-fest?

I am really high.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind the Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, The Lucky One, Scott Hicks, Will Fetters, Nicholas Sparks, Zac Efron, Taylor Schilling, Blythe Danner, Riley Thomas Stewart, Jay R. Ferguson, Adam LeFevre, Robert Hayes, Joe Chrest, Russell Durham Comegys, Sharon Morris, Ann McKenzie, Kendal Tuttle, Cameron Banfield, Ritchie Montgomery, Courtney J. Clark, Trey Burvant, Gavin Reyna, Matthew Michaud, Reverend Dustin Bergene, Nedal Yousef, Naim Alherimi, Jillian Batherson, Dorian Davis, Cote Jackson, Douglas M. Griffin, Donna Heckel-Reno, Hunter Reno, Amanda Fetters, Calvin Quatroy, Marcie Antony Courtney, Michael A. Cowan, Deborah Denise Graves, Gary Harris, Melba Marie Harris, Consuella Johnson Lumas, Tina Marie Lumas, Gregory J. Probst, Valerie Diane Vaughn, Mayfield, Zigg West, Sam Knight, Jett, Bailey Celeste Sacco, Bruce Berman, Denise DiNovi, Alison Greenspan, Kerry Heysen, Kevin McCormick, Ravi Mehta, Mark Isham, Hal Lindes, Alar Kivilo, Scott Gray, Ronna Kress, Barbara Ling, Paul Kelly, Kathy Lucas, Dayna Pink, Kimberly Amacker, Bill Daly, Bob Dohrmann, Afnahn Khan, Gerson Paz, Steve Ritzi, David Sardi, Paul Uddo, Pedro Barguin, Richard Bullock, Andy Abele, Robert Baird, Phillip Kimsey, Sam Matthews, John Bissell, Donald Burdett, Christian Agypt, David Allsberry, Mac Alsfeld, Pablo Cardone, Jason Chandler, Zack Earl Edwards, Heather Fielding, Charlie French, Jeff Galpin, Meg Dudley, Bryan Gardiner, Mark Harden, Zachary Holmes, Chris Jones, Christina Killelea, Daryl Lefever, Claire Raskind, Jennifer Ray, Jayne-Ann Tenggren, Lauren Thomas, Lauren Von Huene, Jonathan WarrenSo instead of talking about “The Lucky One” I want to talk over the 4/20 day!

That’s right!

I really am high.  And I’m so ready for the happening 20th!

In my new Finland (California), the dispensaries are having sales!

I can got from place to place and get the weed that made Californiaa cool place.  Like bar hopping, but if the taps leaked only sticky bud.

Heaven.

So all, tomorrow is for the bonging.  Do not forget that.

So, “The Lucky One” I return – like a dog to his own vomit.

Plot?  I guess.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind the Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, The Lucky One, Scott Hicks, Will Fetters, Nicholas Sparks, Zac Efron, Taylor Schilling, Blythe Danner, Riley Thomas Stewart, Jay R. Ferguson, Adam LeFevre, Robert Hayes, Joe Chrest, Russell Durham Comegys, Sharon Morris, Ann McKenzie, Kendal Tuttle, Cameron Banfield, Ritchie Montgomery, Courtney J. Clark, Trey Burvant, Gavin Reyna, Matthew Michaud, Reverend Dustin Bergene, Nedal Yousef, Naim Alherimi, Jillian Batherson, Dorian Davis, Cote Jackson, Douglas M. Griffin, Donna Heckel-Reno, Hunter Reno, Amanda Fetters, Calvin Quatroy, Marcie Antony Courtney, Michael A. Cowan, Deborah Denise Graves, Gary Harris, Melba Marie Harris, Consuella Johnson Lumas, Tina Marie Lumas, Gregory J. Probst, Valerie Diane Vaughn, Mayfield, Zigg West, Sam Knight, Jett, Bailey Celeste Sacco, Bruce Berman, Denise DiNovi, Alison Greenspan, Kerry Heysen, Kevin McCormick, Ravi Mehta, Mark Isham, Hal Lindes, Alar Kivilo, Scott Gray, Ronna Kress, Barbara Ling, Paul Kelly, Kathy Lucas, Dayna Pink, Kimberly Amacker, Bill Daly, Bob Dohrmann, Afnahn Khan, Gerson Paz, Steve Ritzi, David Sardi, Paul Uddo, Pedro Barguin, Richard Bullock, Andy Abele, Robert Baird, Phillip Kimsey, Sam Matthews, John Bissell, Donald Burdett, Christian Agypt, David Allsberry, Mac Alsfeld, Pablo Cardone, Jason Chandler, Zack Earl Edwards, Heather Fielding, Charlie French, Jeff Galpin, Meg Dudley, Bryan Gardiner, Mark Harden, Zachary Holmes, Chris Jones, Christina Killelea, Daryl Lefever, Claire Raskind, Jennifer Ray, Jayne-Ann Tenggren, Lauren Thomas, Lauren Von Huene, Jonathan WarrenA Marine travels to North Carolina after serving three tours in Iraq and searches for the unknown woman he believes was his good luck charm during the war.

Thanks, IMDB!

Kyrle, this may be the end on me.

There was a Disney movie that was for Chimpanzees!

And I have to see this crappening?!?  Damn.

But know the this 4/20 Day will be my best first while in the SoCal!

And maybe the week next?  I’ll see a film that give me a happy smile and want my death to wait.

“The Lucky One” fans?  Kiss my brown eye.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Reese Witherspoon, Water For Elephants, Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz, Paul Schneider, Jim Norton, Hal Holbrook, Mark Povinelli, Richard Brake, Stephen Monroe Taylor, Ken Foree, Scott MacDonald, James Frain, Sam Anderson, John Aylward, Brad Greenquist, Tim Guinee, Donna W. Scott, E.E. Bell, Kyle Jordan, Aleksandra Kaniak, Ilia Volok, Bruce Gray, Jim Jansen, James Keane, Ivo Nandi, Karynn Moore, Andrew Connolly, Doug McDougal, Tracy Phillips Rowan O'Hara, Water for Elephants, Tai, Uggie, Ice, Sita Acevedo, Danny Castle, Michael Coronas, Aloysia Gavre, Francis Lawrence, Andrew R. Tennenbaum, Erwin Stoff, Gil Netter, Kevin Halloran, Alan Edward Bell, Ana Maria Quintana, Chad Holmes, David Crank, Denise Chamian, Molly Allen, Sasha Veneziano, Kimmo MustonenenKimmo Mustonenen – (Kimmo On Kino) – Behind The Proscenium

 

9 comments

  1. yeah · April 20, 2012

    Yeah I would have done the same thing Kimmo. Looks terrible.

  2. Ziggy · April 20, 2012

    Kimmo… wow. Just wow. But I like your honesty.
    BTW, I’m celebrating 4/20 as well. Good call.

  3. Heavy G · April 20, 2012

    I think Cheetos should sponsor this day. And I wasn’t ever planning on wasting my time on The Lucky One. The Chimpanzee movie looks like Citizen Kane compared to this.

  4. Megan · April 20, 2012

    I would rather stick a pencil in my eye than see this movie. Nice Kimmo.

  5. Mike Shields (@MatchesMalone) · April 20, 2012

    Unclear on the concept of stalking someone as a good film….

  6. Mitzie · April 20, 2012

    Uhm… soldier falling in love with a picture? Been done before… anyone see Terminator?

  7. CrowTRobot · April 20, 2012

    Nicholas Sparks writes like a 13 year old girl in her diary. Efron couldn’t act his way out of a paperbag. So what can you expect from this waste of film but mindless junk.

  8. kristel · April 20, 2012

    there is no doubt that there is no chemistry between zac efron and taylor schilling

  9. M · April 20, 2012

    This was amazing. Thank you for the laugh.