Lucy [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind the Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Lucy, Luc Besson, Scarlett Johansson, Morgan Freeman, Min-sik Choi, Amr Waker, Julian Rhind-Tutt, Pilou Asbaek, Analeigh Tipton, Nicolas Phongpheth, Jan Oliver Schroeder, Luca Angeletti, Loic Brabant, Pierre Grammont, Pierre POirot, Bertrand Quoniam, Pascal Loison, Pierre Gerard, Isabelle Cagnat, Frederic Chau, Claire Tran, Francois Legrand, Bob Martet, Cedric Cevalme, Alexis Rangheard, Tonio Descanvelle, Christophe Lavalle, Julien Personnaz, Matthew Bravais, Renaud Cestre, Thibault Segouin, Claire Zaniolo, Alessandro Giallocosta, Wolfgang Pissors, Sifan Shao, Paul chan, I Cheng-Sheng, Chou Chung-Wei, Huan Jhih-Cyuan, Frank Ma, Tseng Sheng-En, Liu Hsieh-Min, Sandra Abouav, Abel Abouliten, Ken Lin, Feng Hsing, Hsu Hao-Hsiang, Laura D'Arista, Eunyul Hong, Samuel Churin, Mason Lee, Mohammad Aslam Ansari, Kevin Dust, Diego Llano, Timothy Reevis, Jeysson Reyes De La Cruz, German Tintaya Mamani, Kannetl Sawe Han, Yvonne Gradelet, Christophe Tek, Marc Shmuger, Virginie Silla, Eric Serra, Thierry Arbogast, Nathalie Cheron, Hugues Tissandier, Gilles Boillot, Pierre Accolas, Adrien Adriaco, Corine Artru, Ronnie Avenel, Sarah Bonnet, Karelle Ciana, Jeremy Fernandez, March Guidetti, Erwan Hiernard, Philipp Klausing, Mickaila Mourier, Sandrine Parnet, Jason Pomerantz, Alix Sidem, Sebastien Toujan, William Trillaud, Ludovic Bernard, Hsun-Wei David Change, Thomas Colban, Krespine David, Kevin Frilet, Marie Rolindes, Carole Schmidlin, Mathieu Turi, Jason Abell, Jeremy Babinet, Jerome Brechet, Mickael Commereuc, Marjolaine Mispelaere, Alexandre Mahout, Adrien Adriaco, Antonina Pashchenko, Benjamin Assayag, Julie Birenbaum, Laurent Blu, Pierre de Bourgies, Carl Cutting, Isabelle d'Olce, Frederic Dagmey, Marc Guidetti, Romain Hervieux, Hazel Intal, Gregoire Jeudy, Marie Leconte, Damien Noguer, Lisbeth Olofsson, Mathilde Waignier, Amanda Whitcroft

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Lucy

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

Things that I, Kimmo, only use 10% of:

1) Muscles. Hard to be massive Super-Finn when keyboard is stuck to finger ends and I must drink Kossu and smoke for you people for the movies to know of watching or not. Hard work, but not of the muscle kind. Damn.

2) Jar of Pickled Herring. Damn stuff. Now that I am a burger eater (U.S.A.!  U.S.A.!) that jar of heaven has turned in to jar of vinegar fish. Into the garbage, fish. My brain is hanging upside down.

3) Emotions. Until new love of my life – Tatiana Maslany – is made to me availability, I can only feel sulking and sad. 5% of each : ( Which is 10% in adding).

Now for some dumb: we all use all of our brains all of the time.

10% usage bullshit is 100% bullshit.

Yet 90% are little fool brains that go “OK! 10% it is! Preach on, Brother Luc!”

So, he does.

And so, we have “Lucy”.

Best part of “Lucy” (not including Scarlett Johansson’s parts)? You will only need 6% of your brain for the “Lucy” liking.

Maybe 5.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind the Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Lucy, Luc Besson, Scarlett Johansson, Morgan Freeman, Min-sik Choi, Amr Waker, Julian Rhind-Tutt, Pilou Asbaek, Analeigh Tipton, Nicolas Phongpheth, Jan Oliver Schroeder, Luca Angeletti, Loic Brabant, Pierre Grammont, Pierre POirot, Bertrand Quoniam, Pascal Loison, Pierre Gerard, Isabelle Cagnat, Frederic Chau, Claire Tran, Francois Legrand, Bob Martet, Cedric Cevalme, Alexis Rangheard, Tonio Descanvelle, Christophe Lavalle, Julien Personnaz, Matthew Bravais, Renaud Cestre, Thibault Segouin, Claire Zaniolo, Alessandro Giallocosta, Wolfgang Pissors, Sifan Shao, Paul chan, I Cheng-Sheng, Chou Chung-Wei, Huan Jhih-Cyuan, Frank Ma, Tseng Sheng-En, Liu Hsieh-Min, Sandra Abouav, Abel Abouliten, Ken Lin, Feng Hsing, Hsu Hao-Hsiang, Laura D'Arista, Eunyul Hong, Samuel Churin, Mason Lee, Mohammad Aslam Ansari, Kevin Dust, Diego Llano, Timothy Reevis, Jeysson Reyes De La Cruz, German Tintaya Mamani, Kannetl Sawe Han, Yvonne Gradelet, Christophe Tek, Marc Shmuger, Virginie Silla, Eric Serra, Thierry Arbogast, Nathalie Cheron, Hugues Tissandier, Gilles Boillot, Pierre Accolas, Adrien Adriaco, Corine Artru, Ronnie Avenel, Sarah Bonnet, Karelle Ciana, Jeremy Fernandez, March Guidetti, Erwan Hiernard, Philipp Klausing, Mickaila Mourier, Sandrine Parnet, Jason Pomerantz, Alix Sidem, Sebastien Toujan, William Trillaud, Ludovic Bernard, Hsun-Wei David Change, Thomas Colban, Krespine David, Kevin Frilet, Marie Rolindes, Carole Schmidlin, Mathieu Turi, Jason Abell, Jeremy Babinet, Jerome Brechet, Mickael Commereuc, Marjolaine Mispelaere, Alexandre Mahout, Adrien Adriaco, Antonina Pashchenko, Benjamin Assayag, Julie Birenbaum, Laurent Blu, Pierre de Bourgies, Carl Cutting, Isabelle d'Olce, Frederic Dagmey, Marc Guidetti, Romain Hervieux, Hazel Intal, Gregoire Jeudy, Marie Leconte, Damien Noguer, Lisbeth Olofsson, Mathilde Waignier, Amanda WhitcroftPlot? Does late night acid trip have plotting?

Then, yes – let’s go to Plot City!

In Taiwan, poor Lucy (Scarlett Johansson) is much too hot for crap friend (Pilou Asbaek) so he handcuffs her to a briefcase (take that, “50 Shades of Grey”).

Then there is death by shooting, and in comes Oldboy (Choi Min-sik). He puts blue drugs (Heisenberg shout out!) into her stomach and says, in his mind thoughts, “you are my hot mule now, bitch!”

He is right.

She is one hot mule.

Bitch.

Lucy reacts like a literal kick to the stomach, which happens.

Boom!

Drugs loose in the streaming blood of her body blood river, Lucy now gets a brain, bigger and faster than Caesar in the first Apes movie.

Now there is a race and who will win – Mr. Death, or Lucy’s brain – getting bigger, awesome-er, and crazier by the second?

Best times are when her cells start to get brainy.

All of them.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind the Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Lucy, Luc Besson, Scarlett Johansson, Morgan Freeman, Min-sik Choi, Amr Waker, Julian Rhind-Tutt, Pilou Asbaek, Analeigh Tipton, Nicolas Phongpheth, Jan Oliver Schroeder, Luca Angeletti, Loic Brabant, Pierre Grammont, Pierre POirot, Bertrand Quoniam, Pascal Loison, Pierre Gerard, Isabelle Cagnat, Frederic Chau, Claire Tran, Francois Legrand, Bob Martet, Cedric Cevalme, Alexis Rangheard, Tonio Descanvelle, Christophe Lavalle, Julien Personnaz, Matthew Bravais, Renaud Cestre, Thibault Segouin, Claire Zaniolo, Alessandro Giallocosta, Wolfgang Pissors, Sifan Shao, Paul chan, I Cheng-Sheng, Chou Chung-Wei, Huan Jhih-Cyuan, Frank Ma, Tseng Sheng-En, Liu Hsieh-Min, Sandra Abouav, Abel Abouliten, Ken Lin, Feng Hsing, Hsu Hao-Hsiang, Laura D'Arista, Eunyul Hong, Samuel Churin, Mason Lee, Mohammad Aslam Ansari, Kevin Dust, Diego Llano, Timothy Reevis, Jeysson Reyes De La Cruz, German Tintaya Mamani, Kannetl Sawe Han, Yvonne Gradelet, Christophe Tek, Marc Shmuger, Virginie Silla, Eric Serra, Thierry Arbogast, Nathalie Cheron, Hugues Tissandier, Gilles Boillot, Pierre Accolas, Adrien Adriaco, Corine Artru, Ronnie Avenel, Sarah Bonnet, Karelle Ciana, Jeremy Fernandez, March Guidetti, Erwan Hiernard, Philipp Klausing, Mickaila Mourier, Sandrine Parnet, Jason Pomerantz, Alix Sidem, Sebastien Toujan, William Trillaud, Ludovic Bernard, Hsun-Wei David Change, Thomas Colban, Krespine David, Kevin Frilet, Marie Rolindes, Carole Schmidlin, Mathieu Turi, Jason Abell, Jeremy Babinet, Jerome Brechet, Mickael Commereuc, Marjolaine Mispelaere, Alexandre Mahout, Adrien Adriaco, Antonina Pashchenko, Benjamin Assayag, Julie Birenbaum, Laurent Blu, Pierre de Bourgies, Carl Cutting, Isabelle d'Olce, Frederic Dagmey, Marc Guidetti, Romain Hervieux, Hazel Intal, Gregoire Jeudy, Marie Leconte, Damien Noguer, Lisbeth Olofsson, Mathilde Waignier, Amanda WhitcroftThey are like, “we’re cells, and we’re outta here, man.” They are for splitting, but Lucy’s big brain says “eff that, cells. Stick around and things will get AWESOME!”

So they do.

Too give away any is to give away all, except: She is on a questing, to Paris (why not?), to find super smart guy Professor Norman (Morgan Freeman).

Lucy want to know 1) Why is my mind moving crap? 2) Why are my cells talking and wanting to leave me? 3) Where did these tentacles come from?

Norman has some answers, but not for tentacles (my fingers wanted to type “testicles”! Crazy dirty fingers!)

So, two thumbs up for reasons I am now giving (even two tentacles, if I had them… heh testicles).

With the sweet, sweet smoke and four shots of Kossu, the movie was a happy fun time in my cranium.

Special effects? Check.

Cool violence? Check.

Scarlett Johansson walking in slow motion (boing, boing, boing)? Double check.

And the movie was one hour and twenty nine minutes long. Take that Hollywood. It can be done. Now do it more often.

See “Lucy.” Her mega-brain demands it.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Reese Witherspoon, Water For Elephants, Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz, Paul Schneider, Jim Norton, Hal Holbrook, Mark Povinelli, Richard Brake, Stephen Monroe Taylor, Ken Foree, Scott MacDonald, James Frain, Sam Anderson, John Aylward, Brad Greenquist, Tim Guinee, Donna W. Scott, E.E. Bell, Kyle Jordan, Aleksandra Kaniak, Ilia Volok, Bruce Gray, Jim Jansen, James Keane, Ivo Nandi, Karynn Moore, Andrew Connolly, Doug McDougal, Tracy Phillips Rowan O'Hara, Water for Elephants, Tai, Uggie, Ice, Sita Acevedo, Danny Castle, Michael Coronas, Aloysia Gavre, Francis Lawrence, Andrew R. Tennenbaum, Erwin Stoff, Gil Netter, Kevin Halloran, Alan Edward Bell, Ana Maria Quintana, Chad Holmes, David Crank, Denise Chamian, Molly Allen, Sasha Veneziano, Kimmo MustonenenKimmo Mustonenen – (Kimmo On Kino) – Behind The Proscenium

P.S. “The Strain” is some icky shit. But I am all in on loving it. No sparkly vampires, but vampire worms! Robert Pattinson, finally a vampire you would be good at! I kid, Robert.   You would suck (as in “bad”, not vacuum blood into mouth hole), even as worm. This is the truth.

SEE KIMMO’S REVIEW RIGHT HERE:

The Purge: Anarchy [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo On Kino, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, The Purge Anarchy, James DeMonaco, Frank Grillo, Carmen Ejogo, Zach Gilford, Kiele Sanchez, Zoe Soul, Justina Machado, John Beasley, Jack Conley, Noel Gugliemi, Castulo Guerra, Michael W Williams, Edwin Hodge, Keith Stanfield, Roberta Valderrama, Niko Nicotera, Bel Hernandez, Lily Knight, Jasper Cole, Brandon Keener, Amy Price-Francis, Vick Sabitjian, Matt Lasky, Wiley B Oscar, Nicholas Gonzalez, Chad Morgan, Judith McConnell, Adrian Sparks, Rick Chambers, Amy Paffrath, Dale Dye, Carla Jimenez, Brad Drake, Rowan Alexander, Roger Schueller, Michael Thurman, Branton Box, Brennan Feonix, Christina Alexandria, DA Allen, Arturo Anderson, Alina Andrei, Tammie Baird, Thomas R Baker, Will C, Nathan Clarkson, Billynaire Cruz, Beach Eastwood, Jeremy Fitzgerald, Chris Gann, David A Garcia, Mustafa Haidari, Emmmanuel Howell, Matthew William Jones, Julio Leal, Orion McCabe, Evin Michaels, Teebone Mitchell, Kellen Moriarty, Essam Morsi, Shannon Mosley, Terry Myers, Joe Ochman, Jonny Ortiz, Tyler Osterkamp, Cortney Palm, Mike Jerome Putnam, Sam Sheikhan, Eric Watson, Eric Womack, Michael Bay, Jason Blum, Jeanette Brill, Phillip Dawe, Andrew Form, Bradley Fuller, Sebastien Lemercier, Nathan Whitehead, Jacques Jouffret, Vince Filippone, Todd E Miller, Terri Taylor, Brad Ricker, Missy Parker, Hala Bahmet, Trish Almeida, Roxxi Dott, Glen Alen Gutierrez, Brian Kinney, Trefor Proud, Lotus Seki, Vasilios Tanis, Molly Tissavary, Levi Vierira, Don J Hug, Steven Kaminsky, Deon Boyce, Dennis Burrell, Mike Gunther, Jason Inman, Vincent Lascournes, Christophe Le Chanu, Lynne Martin, Hank Amos, Ally Conover, Sarah Domeier, Carla Lewis, Nicholas Mudd, Christy Conyers, Siggy Ferstl, Vinka Jurisic, Joe Ken, Dave Lee, Niccole Osborn, Herbert Dwight Raymond IV, Jim Schulte, Ian Sullivan, Peter Bateman, Colleen M Lutz, Erik Lutz, Satoshi Mark Noguchi, Nevin Seus, Joey Freitas, Vicky Sousa, David Allsberry, Nicole Baker, Teri J Barber, Michael Belmonte, Colin Blankenship, Taylor Boyd, Dan Eccles, Drew Grant, Samantha Hatch, Richard Kroll, Ket Lamb, Julio Leal, Brendan Lee, Anthony Leiser, Holly McGreevy, Jan McWilliams, Ralph B Meyer, Frederic NOrth, Sophia Odegaard, Patrick E Padilla, JT Panzarella, Chelsea Peters, Rick Peters, Richard Pena, Mark Anthony Rojas, Matthew Ryckman, David Thrall, Kelley Vallette, James P Warren, Spencer R Williams, Larry Zanoff, Thomas R Baker

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo On Kino, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, The Purge Anarchy, James DeMonaco, Frank Grillo, Carmen Ejogo, Zach Gilford, Kiele Sanchez, Zoe Soul, Justina Machado, John Beasley, Jack Conley, Noel Gugliemi, Castulo Guerra, Michael W Williams, Edwin Hodge, Keith Stanfield, Roberta Valderrama, Niko Nicotera, Bel Hernandez, Lily Knight, Jasper Cole, Brandon Keener, Amy Price-Francis, Vick Sabitjian, Matt Lasky, Wiley B Oscar, Nicholas Gonzalez, Chad Morgan, Judith McConnell, Adrian Sparks, Rick Chambers, Amy Paffrath, Dale Dye, Carla Jimenez, Brad Drake, Rowan Alexander, Roger Schueller, Michael Thurman, Branton Box, Brennan Feonix, Christina Alexandria, DA Allen, Arturo Anderson, Alina Andrei, Tammie Baird, Thomas R Baker, Will C, Nathan Clarkson, Billynaire Cruz, Beach Eastwood, Jeremy Fitzgerald, Chris Gann, David A Garcia, Mustafa Haidari, Emmmanuel Howell, Matthew William Jones, Julio Leal, Orion McCabe, Evin Michaels, Teebone Mitchell, Kellen Moriarty, Essam Morsi, Shannon Mosley, Terry Myers, Joe Ochman, Jonny Ortiz, Tyler Osterkamp, Cortney Palm, Mike Jerome Putnam, Sam Sheikhan, Eric Watson, Eric Womack, Michael Bay, Jason Blum, Jeanette Brill, Phillip Dawe, Andrew Form, Bradley Fuller, Sebastien Lemercier, Nathan Whitehead, Jacques Jouffret, Vince Filippone, Todd E Miller, Terri Taylor, Brad Ricker, Missy Parker, Hala Bahmet, Trish Almeida, Roxxi Dott, Glen Alen Gutierrez, Brian Kinney, Trefor Proud, Lotus Seki, Vasilios Tanis, Molly Tissavary, Levi Vierira, Don J Hug, Steven Kaminsky, Deon Boyce, Dennis Burrell, Mike Gunther, Jason Inman, Vincent Lascournes, Christophe Le Chanu, Lynne Martin, Hank Amos, Ally Conover, Sarah Domeier, Carla Lewis, Nicholas Mudd, Christy Conyers, Siggy Ferstl, Vinka Jurisic, Joe Ken, Dave Lee, Niccole Osborn, Herbert Dwight Raymond IV, Jim Schulte, Ian Sullivan, Peter Bateman, Colleen M Lutz, Erik Lutz, Satoshi Mark Noguchi, Nevin Seus, Joey Freitas, Vicky Sousa, David Allsberry, Nicole Baker, Teri J Barber, Michael Belmonte, Colin Blankenship, Taylor Boyd, Dan Eccles, Drew Grant, Samantha Hatch, Richard Kroll, Ket Lamb, Julio Leal, Brendan Lee, Anthony Leiser, Holly McGreevy, Jan McWilliams, Ralph B Meyer, Frederic NOrth, Sophia Odegaard, Patrick E Padilla, JT Panzarella, Chelsea Peters, Rick Peters, Richard Pena, Mark Anthony Rojas, Matthew Ryckman, David Thrall, Kelley Vallette, James P Warren, Spencer R Williams, Larry Zanoff, Thomas R BakerThe Purge: Anarchy

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

There was the time.

Russians.

Staring at border places.

“We are cool, with big meat,” was the Russian brain.

Then to war they went.

“Fuck you, Stalin Bitches” said Finland.

We were the winners.

1940? Finland awesomeness.

Russians? They thought “Was that our Purge?”

We Finns – we said just suck, Soviet pussies.

We made you dead.

We purge you! Assholes…

That was the first real Purge.

Now? Cinema says, even better than the first purge.

In first, there is wuss (Ethan Hawke) with sucky family (if in real my child life let in bad, the child would be dead in 5 minutes. Harsh, but fair – I would kill him myself).

Things were strange. And then now is now.

Time for new thoughts – as much as the kossu makes my brain great, as much as the sweet, sweet smoke make life, life-like. I have never talked to you Yanks of the Gin Long Drink. The best of Finland. Most times I am for the Drunkening. But when not, the Long Drink is for me.

And you.

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I was ready to quiver with hate. Then, son of a bitch, the cinema movie is good.

With politics.

Nice family (Carmen Ejogo and hot daughter Zoe Soul) don’t want for Purging.

Super cool guy (Frank Grillo) wants for saving everyone.

Maybe.

Shit, I want nothing to give away.

But, then comes thought things that makes this a movie of good:

Fuck the 1%.

The ones who want to purge are the rich. Because the rich, they want to purge the poor.

Purge = kill.

Shock of all shock – we will trickle down death!

Thanks, Alzheimer’s Ronnie!

Greatest President ever!

If by great I mean “rich get richer” and “fuck everyone else” you psychopath.

Who voted for this crazy fuck? You?

The rest of the world shakes its head stem.

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First, there was interest to be had. Then, we see what we thought from Movie 1.

Then… I want to give no more away (like a Republicans to the middle class!).

At least we finally have a Rand Paul world: Libertarian anarchy!

Don’t like somebody? Shoot him.

Don’t like a thought process? Shoot those who are thinking!

And never, ever, compromise. And Alito will make it law.

Go SCOTUS, go SCOTUS, GO!!!

Compromise, and the hope of governing, makes you a goddamn socialist.

Trying to get along? A goddamn socialist.

Trying to do the right thing? Well, you know… Effin socialist.

So, as a movie? Damn! My eyeballs were all “damn, what a great movie!” The later, my brain was like “damn, what a great movie!”

As good as the Ape Movie? Maybe.

A good movie? Yes.

So see this thing. Go in thinking that it is not the shit, but really shit.

This I did, and it is better than shit. Shit surprise is the best!

 

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Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Reese Witherspoon, Water For Elephants, Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz, Paul Schneider, Jim Norton, Hal Holbrook, Mark Povinelli, Richard Brake, Stephen Monroe Taylor, Ken Foree, Scott MacDonald, James Frain, Sam Anderson, John Aylward, Brad Greenquist, Tim Guinee, Donna W. Scott, E.E. Bell, Kyle Jordan, Aleksandra Kaniak, Ilia Volok, Bruce Gray, Jim Jansen, James Keane, Ivo Nandi, Karynn Moore, Andrew Connolly, Doug McDougal, Tracy Phillips Rowan O'Hara, Water for Elephants, Tai, Uggie, Ice, Sita Acevedo, Danny Castle, Michael Coronas, Aloysia Gavre, Francis Lawrence, Andrew R. Tennenbaum, Erwin Stoff, Gil Netter, Kevin Halloran, Alan Edward Bell, Ana Maria Quintana, Chad Holmes, David Crank, Denise Chamian, Molly Allen, Sasha Veneziano, Kimmo MustonenenKimmo Mustonenen – (Kimmo On Kino) – Behind The Proscenium

P.S. I am right. Make on the comments. I am still right. Assholes.

 

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Dawn of the Planet of the Apes [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, Matt Reeves, Rick Jaffa, Armanda Silver, Mark Bomback, Pierre Boulle, Andy Serkis, Jason Clarke, Gary Oldman, Keri Russell, Toby Kebbell, Kodi Smit-McPhee, Kirk Acevedo, Nick Thurston, Terry Notary, Karin Konoval, Judy Greer, Jon Eyez, Enrique Murciano, Larramie Doc Shaw, Lee Ross, Keir O'Donnell, Kevin Rankin, Jocko Sims, Al Vicente, Matthew James, Richard King, Scott Lang, Deneen Tyler, Mustafa Harris, Lombardo Boyar, Mike Seal, J.D. Evermore, Chase Boltin, Michael Papajohn, Thomas Rosales, Carol Sutton, Christopher Berry, Monica Rene'e Anderson, John Armijo, Jon Arthur, Blake Nelson Boyd, Joe Bravo, Edward J. Clare, Duane Cothren, Kurt Cotton, Steve D'Assis, Michelle DeVito, Santana Draper, Neil Durr, Jazzy Ellis, Joseph Fischer, Tina Gilton, Geraldine Glenn, Monica R. Harris, Alaine Huntington, Lucky Johnson, Mark Joyce, Sergio Kato, Angela Kerecz, Bobby Kerecz, Anthony A Kung, Richie Ladner, Cynthia LeBlanc, Nicholas Leonard, John R Mangus, Ken Massey, Kevonte Mcdonald, Mahal Montoya, Rebekah Jean Morgan, Douglas Murray, John Parsons, Timothy Pickles, Diezel Ramos, Ryan Daniel Rodriguez, Carl Schreiber, Connie Jo Sechrist, Kerry Sims, Valerie STrecker, Jimmy Sweetwater, Joseph Uzzell, M Jearl Vinot, Jason Watson, Steven Wiig, Caleb Wiley, Timothy Wyant, Ahmed Zakzouk, Mark Bomback, Peter Chernin, Dylan Clark, Thomas M Hammel, Rick Jaffa, Amanda Silver, Michael Giacchino, Michael Seresin, William Hoy, Stan Salfas, Debra Zane, James Chinlund, Marisa Frantz, Aaron Haye, Kelvin Humenny, William O Hunter, Naaman Marshall, Amanda Moss Serino, Melissa Bruning, Aaron Downing, Heidi Erl, Kelly Sullivan, Jennifer Teves, Wendy Williams, Michael Bishop, Mark Brown, Meghan Burchfield, Gary Capo, Adrian Diepold, Mathew Dunne, Todd Havern, Gary Hawes, Vanessa Hickey, Larry Katz, Brandon Lambdin, Kevin Lum, Gordon MacDonald, Renee Marsella, Kevin O'Neil, Bradley Parker, Gary Powell, Aaron J Stone, Hirotatsu Taniguchi, Julian Wall, DAvid Waters, Eric Bradley, Mark Gasbarro, Toddy Honeycutt, Mark LeVang, Frank Macchia, Aaron Meyer, Ehren Adams, Andre Aggi, Mike Aichholz, Joaquin Aragon, Brooke Arata, Michael Amona, Philip Austin, Maggie Baron, Roy Barrios, Stephen Benabo, Kristen Blaum, Jody Blose, Melanie A Bonhomme, Patrick Brazile, Susan Boyajian, Gregg Brilliant, Trisha Burton, Helen Cardona, Simon Carrigan, Tom Carson, Jason Chan, Trang Dang, Justin Edward Davis, Julianne Gabert, Doug Gagnon, Kryzz Gautier, Baily Hopkins, Laina Kaffenberger, Catou Kearney, Christ KIbler, Kerry Hansen, Mimi McGreal, Chrissy Metge, Cody Peterson, Leah Peterson, Liz Probst, Ben Pronsky, Brie Puneky, James Rawlings, Ryan Redmond, Angel Ribolla, Emily LaRene Roberts, Ian Schimpf, Cristie Schoen, Julie Ann Snow, Andres Sepulveda, Cindy Strecker, Adam Stephenson, Julie Ann Snow, Conner Verreaux, Jason Waggenspack, Stephen Daniel WAyne, Jonathan Wester, Konrad Damian Wieclawski, Olga Wilhelmine, SEan Wolput, Tashia Wong, Laurie Wright, Craig Young Kenneth Yu, Helene Cardona, Gregory Earls

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, Matt Reeves, Rick Jaffa, Armanda Silver, Mark Bomback, Pierre Boulle, Andy Serkis, Jason Clarke, Gary Oldman, Keri Russell, Toby Kebbell, Kodi Smit-McPhee, Kirk Acevedo, Nick Thurston, Terry Notary, Karin Konoval, Judy Greer, Jon Eyez, Enrique Murciano, Larramie Doc Shaw, Lee Ross, Keir O'Donnell, Kevin Rankin, Jocko Sims, Al Vicente, Matthew James, Richard King, Scott Lang, Deneen Tyler, Mustafa Harris, Lombardo Boyar, Mike Seal, J.D. Evermore, Chase Boltin, Michael Papajohn, Thomas Rosales, Carol Sutton, Christopher Berry, Monica Rene'e Anderson, John Armijo, Jon Arthur, Blake Nelson Boyd, Joe Bravo, Edward J. Clare, Duane Cothren, Kurt Cotton, Steve D'Assis, Michelle DeVito, Santana Draper, Neil Durr, Jazzy Ellis, Joseph Fischer, Tina Gilton, Geraldine Glenn, Monica R. Harris, Alaine Huntington, Lucky Johnson, Mark Joyce, Sergio Kato, Angela Kerecz, Bobby Kerecz, Anthony A Kung, Richie Ladner, Cynthia LeBlanc, Nicholas Leonard, John R Mangus, Ken Massey, Kevonte Mcdonald, Mahal Montoya, Rebekah Jean Morgan, Douglas Murray, John Parsons, Timothy Pickles, Diezel Ramos, Ryan Daniel Rodriguez, Carl Schreiber, Connie Jo Sechrist, Kerry Sims, Valerie STrecker, Jimmy Sweetwater, Joseph Uzzell, M Jearl Vinot, Jason Watson, Steven Wiig, Caleb Wiley, Timothy Wyant, Ahmed Zakzouk, Mark Bomback, Peter Chernin, Dylan Clark, Thomas M Hammel, Rick Jaffa, Amanda Silver, Michael Giacchino, Michael Seresin, William Hoy, Stan Salfas, Debra Zane, James Chinlund, Marisa Frantz, Aaron Haye, Kelvin Humenny, William O Hunter, Naaman Marshall, Amanda Moss Serino, Melissa Bruning, Aaron Downing, Heidi Erl, Kelly Sullivan, Jennifer Teves, Wendy Williams, Michael Bishop, Mark Brown, Meghan Burchfield, Gary Capo, Adrian Diepold, Mathew Dunne, Todd Havern, Gary Hawes, Vanessa Hickey, Larry Katz, Brandon Lambdin, Kevin Lum, Gordon MacDonald, Renee Marsella, Kevin O'Neil, Bradley Parker, Gary Powell, Aaron J Stone, Hirotatsu Taniguchi, Julian Wall, DAvid Waters, Eric Bradley, Mark Gasbarro, Toddy Honeycutt, Mark LeVang, Frank Macchia, Aaron Meyer, Ehren Adams, Andre Aggi, Mike Aichholz, Joaquin Aragon, Brooke Arata, Michael Amona, Philip Austin, Maggie Baron, Roy Barrios, Stephen Benabo, Kristen Blaum, Jody Blose, Melanie A Bonhomme, Patrick Brazile, Susan Boyajian, Gregg Brilliant, Trisha Burton, Helen Cardona, Simon Carrigan, Tom Carson, Jason Chan, Trang Dang, Justin Edward Davis, Julianne Gabert, Doug Gagnon, Kryzz Gautier, Baily Hopkins, Laina Kaffenberger, Catou Kearney, Christ KIbler, Kerry Hansen, Mimi McGreal, Chrissy Metge, Cody Peterson, Leah Peterson, Liz Probst, Ben Pronsky, Brie Puneky, James Rawlings, Ryan Redmond, Angel Ribolla, Emily LaRene Roberts, Ian Schimpf, Cristie Schoen, Julie Ann Snow, Andres Sepulveda, Cindy Strecker, Adam Stephenson, Julie Ann Snow, Conner Verreaux, Jason Waggenspack, Stephen Daniel WAyne, Jonathan Wester, Konrad Damian Wieclawski, Olga Wilhelmine, SEan Wolput, Tashia Wong, Laurie Wright, Craig Young Kenneth Yu, Helene Cardona, Gregory EarlsDawn of the Planet of the Apes

With Wit, Reviewed by Kimmo Mustonenen

Times are things that make men weep.

Most men.

Not Finns.

We are not the weeping types for being told “no” to World Cupping.

They let the Swedes (bastards) World Cup.

More than once (but not this time – take that, Swedes).

But we need no World Cupping.

We Finns can Cup for ourselves.

Sunday I will not be World Cupping.

I’ll be drinking kossu, smoking the sweet, sweet smoke and going back to see the greatest movie ever made – “Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.”

Yes.

It is.

See for yourself.

Plot? Do monkeys poop in their hands?

You bet!

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, Matt Reeves, Rick Jaffa, Armanda Silver, Mark Bomback, Pierre Boulle, Andy Serkis, Jason Clarke, Gary Oldman, Keri Russell, Toby Kebbell, Kodi Smit-McPhee, Kirk Acevedo, Nick Thurston, Terry Notary, Karin Konoval, Judy Greer, Jon Eyez, Enrique Murciano, Larramie Doc Shaw, Lee Ross, Keir O'Donnell, Kevin Rankin, Jocko Sims, Al Vicente, Matthew James, Richard King, Scott Lang, Deneen Tyler, Mustafa Harris, Lombardo Boyar, Mike Seal, J.D. Evermore, Chase Boltin, Michael Papajohn, Thomas Rosales, Carol Sutton, Christopher Berry, Monica Rene'e Anderson, John Armijo, Jon Arthur, Blake Nelson Boyd, Joe Bravo, Edward J. Clare, Duane Cothren, Kurt Cotton, Steve D'Assis, Michelle DeVito, Santana Draper, Neil Durr, Jazzy Ellis, Joseph Fischer, Tina Gilton, Geraldine Glenn, Monica R. Harris, Alaine Huntington, Lucky Johnson, Mark Joyce, Sergio Kato, Angela Kerecz, Bobby Kerecz, Anthony A Kung, Richie Ladner, Cynthia LeBlanc, Nicholas Leonard, John R Mangus, Ken Massey, Kevonte Mcdonald, Mahal Montoya, Rebekah Jean Morgan, Douglas Murray, John Parsons, Timothy Pickles, Diezel Ramos, Ryan Daniel Rodriguez, Carl Schreiber, Connie Jo Sechrist, Kerry Sims, Valerie STrecker, Jimmy Sweetwater, Joseph Uzzell, M Jearl Vinot, Jason Watson, Steven Wiig, Caleb Wiley, Timothy Wyant, Ahmed Zakzouk, Mark Bomback, Peter Chernin, Dylan Clark, Thomas M Hammel, Rick Jaffa, Amanda Silver, Michael Giacchino, Michael Seresin, William Hoy, Stan Salfas, Debra Zane, James Chinlund, Marisa Frantz, Aaron Haye, Kelvin Humenny, William O Hunter, Naaman Marshall, Amanda Moss Serino, Melissa Bruning, Aaron Downing, Heidi Erl, Kelly Sullivan, Jennifer Teves, Wendy Williams, Michael Bishop, Mark Brown, Meghan Burchfield, Gary Capo, Adrian Diepold, Mathew Dunne, Todd Havern, Gary Hawes, Vanessa Hickey, Larry Katz, Brandon Lambdin, Kevin Lum, Gordon MacDonald, Renee Marsella, Kevin O'Neil, Bradley Parker, Gary Powell, Aaron J Stone, Hirotatsu Taniguchi, Julian Wall, DAvid Waters, Eric Bradley, Mark Gasbarro, Toddy Honeycutt, Mark LeVang, Frank Macchia, Aaron Meyer, Ehren Adams, Andre Aggi, Mike Aichholz, Joaquin Aragon, Brooke Arata, Michael Amona, Philip Austin, Maggie Baron, Roy Barrios, Stephen Benabo, Kristen Blaum, Jody Blose, Melanie A Bonhomme, Patrick Brazile, Susan Boyajian, Gregg Brilliant, Trisha Burton, Helen Cardona, Simon Carrigan, Tom Carson, Jason Chan, Trang Dang, Justin Edward Davis, Julianne Gabert, Doug Gagnon, Kryzz Gautier, Baily Hopkins, Laina Kaffenberger, Catou Kearney, Christ KIbler, Kerry Hansen, Mimi McGreal, Chrissy Metge, Cody Peterson, Leah Peterson, Liz Probst, Ben Pronsky, Brie Puneky, James Rawlings, Ryan Redmond, Angel Ribolla, Emily LaRene Roberts, Ian Schimpf, Cristie Schoen, Julie Ann Snow, Andres Sepulveda, Cindy Strecker, Adam Stephenson, Julie Ann Snow, Conner Verreaux, Jason Waggenspack, Stephen Daniel WAyne, Jonathan Wester, Konrad Damian Wieclawski, Olga Wilhelmine, SEan Wolput, Tashia Wong, Laurie Wright, Craig Young Kenneth Yu, Helene Cardona, Gregory EarlsTen years have come and gone and come. Monkey flu is the worse than a plague, yet plague-like in the killing.

499 of every 500 people – dead.

Real estate is now affordable in San Francisco (plague, please come to Los Angeles, too – I cannot for now afford to live in the Malibu – my dream of dreams – it is filled with fully figured actresses).

San Fran is in the shitter – with no electricity.

Humans Malcolm (Jason Clarke) and his bulge making woman Ellie (Kerri Russell – Kerri, if you ask I’ll send you my digits for that we may date so that I can have a bulge, too, if you know what I mean – I say this to you while winking seductively) are tasked by crazy eyeballed Dreyfus (Gary Oldman) to rebuild super electric hydro damn (Super Electric Hydro Damn will be my 10cc cover band) to bring back property value to the Bay.

In the way are monkeys of many flavors. Chimp monkeys. Orangutan monkeys. Bonobo monkeys.

But not THE Monkees. That would have been the shit, but distracting, so only full body hair monkeys make the cut.

They are ape shit crazy (get it?) but can talk and ride on the horses.

They hunt elk, but are monkeys, so they fight a bear. The bear gets bitch-slapped to the dirt.

“Fuck you, bear” say the apes.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, Matt Reeves, Rick Jaffa, Armanda Silver, Mark Bomback, Pierre Boulle, Andy Serkis, Jason Clarke, Gary Oldman, Keri Russell, Toby Kebbell, Kodi Smit-McPhee, Kirk Acevedo, Nick Thurston, Terry Notary, Karin Konoval, Judy Greer, Jon Eyez, Enrique Murciano, Larramie Doc Shaw, Lee Ross, Keir O'Donnell, Kevin Rankin, Jocko Sims, Al Vicente, Matthew James, Richard King, Scott Lang, Deneen Tyler, Mustafa Harris, Lombardo Boyar, Mike Seal, J.D. Evermore, Chase Boltin, Michael Papajohn, Thomas Rosales, Carol Sutton, Christopher Berry, Monica Rene'e Anderson, John Armijo, Jon Arthur, Blake Nelson Boyd, Joe Bravo, Edward J. Clare, Duane Cothren, Kurt Cotton, Steve D'Assis, Michelle DeVito, Santana Draper, Neil Durr, Jazzy Ellis, Joseph Fischer, Tina Gilton, Geraldine Glenn, Monica R. Harris, Alaine Huntington, Lucky Johnson, Mark Joyce, Sergio Kato, Angela Kerecz, Bobby Kerecz, Anthony A Kung, Richie Ladner, Cynthia LeBlanc, Nicholas Leonard, John R Mangus, Ken Massey, Kevonte Mcdonald, Mahal Montoya, Rebekah Jean Morgan, Douglas Murray, John Parsons, Timothy Pickles, Diezel Ramos, Ryan Daniel Rodriguez, Carl Schreiber, Connie Jo Sechrist, Kerry Sims, Valerie STrecker, Jimmy Sweetwater, Joseph Uzzell, M Jearl Vinot, Jason Watson, Steven Wiig, Caleb Wiley, Timothy Wyant, Ahmed Zakzouk, Mark Bomback, Peter Chernin, Dylan Clark, Thomas M Hammel, Rick Jaffa, Amanda Silver, Michael Giacchino, Michael Seresin, William Hoy, Stan Salfas, Debra Zane, James Chinlund, Marisa Frantz, Aaron Haye, Kelvin Humenny, William O Hunter, Naaman Marshall, Amanda Moss Serino, Melissa Bruning, Aaron Downing, Heidi Erl, Kelly Sullivan, Jennifer Teves, Wendy Williams, Michael Bishop, Mark Brown, Meghan Burchfield, Gary Capo, Adrian Diepold, Mathew Dunne, Todd Havern, Gary Hawes, Vanessa Hickey, Larry Katz, Brandon Lambdin, Kevin Lum, Gordon MacDonald, Renee Marsella, Kevin O'Neil, Bradley Parker, Gary Powell, Aaron J Stone, Hirotatsu Taniguchi, Julian Wall, DAvid Waters, Eric Bradley, Mark Gasbarro, Toddy Honeycutt, Mark LeVang, Frank Macchia, Aaron Meyer, Ehren Adams, Andre Aggi, Mike Aichholz, Joaquin Aragon, Brooke Arata, Michael Amona, Philip Austin, Maggie Baron, Roy Barrios, Stephen Benabo, Kristen Blaum, Jody Blose, Melanie A Bonhomme, Patrick Brazile, Susan Boyajian, Gregg Brilliant, Trisha Burton, Helen Cardona, Simon Carrigan, Tom Carson, Jason Chan, Trang Dang, Justin Edward Davis, Julianne Gabert, Doug Gagnon, Kryzz Gautier, Baily Hopkins, Laina Kaffenberger, Catou Kearney, Christ KIbler, Kerry Hansen, Mimi McGreal, Chrissy Metge, Cody Peterson, Leah Peterson, Liz Probst, Ben Pronsky, Brie Puneky, James Rawlings, Ryan Redmond, Angel Ribolla, Emily LaRene Roberts, Ian Schimpf, Cristie Schoen, Julie Ann Snow, Andres Sepulveda, Cindy Strecker, Adam Stephenson, Julie Ann Snow, Conner Verreaux, Jason Waggenspack, Stephen Daniel WAyne, Jonathan Wester, Konrad Damian Wieclawski, Olga Wilhelmine, SEan Wolput, Tashia Wong, Laurie Wright, Craig Young Kenneth Yu, Helene Cardona, Gregory EarlsThe cool monkey leader, Caesar (Andy Serkis – really in green body suit covered with ping pong balls running around a green screen world – which would be so the awesome when high) says, “OK humans, just mess with the dam, or we will poop in our hands and throw it at you.”

Caesar’s best monkey pal Koba (Toby Kebbell – also in green body suit, etc., etc.) says, “Eff that C, we’re gonna use poop guns to knock you human clowns off the planet, yo!”

The war is on.

How good is Ape vs. Human war?

I forgot to drink my kossu for an hour.

An hour!

Same with my weed.

How the hell is this a possible? But it was.

CGI is better than reality here (I said this – CGI is now not always the suck). Apes were more awesomer than people.

This shit is real, friend.

Believe it now. It will mess with the wet organ that is your brain.

So, two thumbs wishing that I was a poop throwing ape on the big screen.

See this movie today.

Then see it yesterday (but you cannot) and again tomorrow (this is possible).

It will be worth every penny (or $16 if in 3D).

“Dawn of the Planet of the Apes” – best picture of 2014. Book it!

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P.S. “Orphan Black” has blown my mind stem. Clone Tatiana Maslany and bring me four of her. Then I would not need Malibu. My Chatsworth apartment would be heaven, except in Chatsworth. Oh, yes – this I dream. You should dream it, too. Kimmo has spoken (with typing).

 

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