The LEGO Movie [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, The LEGO Movie, Phil Lord, Christopher Miller, Dan Hagerman, Kevin Hagerman, Christoper Miller, Will Arnett, Elizabeth Banks, Craig Berry Alison Brie, David Burrows, Anthony Daniels, Charlie Day, Amanda Farinos, Keith Ferguson, Will Ferrell, Will Forte, Dave Franco, Morgan Freeman, Todd Hansen, Jonah Hill, Jake Johnson, Keegan-Michael Key, Kelly Lafferty, Chris McKay, Christopher Miller, Graham Miller, Liam Neeson, Doug Nicholas, Shaquille O'Neal, Nick Offerman, Chris Paluszek, Chris Pratt, Chris Romano, Jadon Sand, Cobie Smulders, Melissa Sturm, Jorma Taccone, Channing Tatum, Billy Dee Williams, Leiki Veskimets, Alison Abbate, Will Allegra, Matthew Ashton, Bruce Berman, Jon Burton, Kathleen Fleming, Igor Khait, Roy Lee, Dan Lin, Benjamin Melniker, John Powers Middleton, Amber Naismeth, Zareh Nalbandian, Matt Skiena, Michael E Uslan, Jill Wilfert, Seanne Winslow, Mark Mothersbaugh, Barry Peterson, Pablo Plaisted, David Burrows, Mary Hildalgo, Grant Freckelton, Allison Cain, Suzanne Evans-Booth, Henry Karjalainen, Alice Kim, David Siegel, Lexie Busby, Alyssa Feener, Lori Grabowski, Ryan Halprin, Nick Hore, Kelly Lafferty, Jennifer Lobban, Linda Luong, Tony Newrocki, Frank Reina, Lizzie Sam, Shauna Sanders, Alyssia Sharpe, Emma Siegel, Felicity Staunton, Lauren Swift, Chris Swinbanks, Regina Taufein, Phil Van Spronsen

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, The LEGO Movie, Phil Lord, Christopher Miller, Dan Hagerman, Kevin Hagerman, Christoper Miller, Will Arnett, Elizabeth Banks, Craig Berry Alison Brie, David Burrows, Anthony Daniels, Charlie Day, Amanda Farinos, Keith Ferguson, Will Ferrell, Will Forte, Dave Franco, Morgan Freeman, Todd Hansen, Jonah Hill, Jake Johnson, Keegan-Michael Key, Kelly Lafferty, Chris McKay, Christopher Miller, Graham Miller, Liam Neeson, Doug Nicholas, Shaquille O'Neal, Nick Offerman, Chris Paluszek, Chris Pratt, Chris Romano, Jadon Sand, Cobie Smulders, Melissa Sturm, Jorma Taccone, Channing Tatum, Billy Dee Williams, Leiki Veskimets, Alison Abbate, Will Allegra, Matthew Ashton, Bruce Berman, Jon Burton, Kathleen Fleming, Igor Khait, Roy Lee, Dan Lin, Benjamin Melniker, John Powers Middleton, Amber Naismeth, Zareh Nalbandian, Matt Skiena, Michael E Uslan, Jill Wilfert, Seanne Winslow, Mark Mothersbaugh, Barry Peterson, Pablo Plaisted, David Burrows, Mary Hildalgo, Grant Freckelton, Allison Cain, Suzanne Evans-Booth, Henry Karjalainen, Alice Kim, David Siegel, Lexie Busby, Alyssa Feener, Lori Grabowski, Ryan Halprin, Nick Hore, Kelly Lafferty, Jennifer Lobban, Linda Luong, Tony Newrocki, Frank Reina, Lizzie Sam, Shauna Sanders, Alyssia Sharpe, Emma Siegel, Felicity Staunton, Lauren Swift, Chris Swinbanks, Regina Taufein, Phil Van SpronsenThe LEGO Movie

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

This is the time of my exploding brain lobes.

How many times, in the living life, do we see our childhood dancing on the screen?

I want to believe that life is better than life is, but often it is not.

Then I go to the cinema.

Crap shoots in to my eye holes.

Not this time.

The movie light rushed over my body like a warm Kossu flowing from the mouth of Freyja (her chariot is pulled by two cats! Yowza!).

As I sucked the life out of many bon-bons while theater sitting, I was certain of one fact:

The LEGO Movie is the greatest story ever told.

And I wasn’t even high.

Can I begin? I will try.

First, the plot.

Emmit (Chis Pratt) follows the rules better than any LEGO person or people person has ever followed. His favorite song (“Everything Is Awesome”) rocks just enough so that it may not rock.

That’s O.K.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, The LEGO Movie, Phil Lord, Christopher Miller, Dan Hagerman, Kevin Hagerman, Christoper Miller, Will Arnett, Elizabeth Banks, Craig Berry Alison Brie, David Burrows, Anthony Daniels, Charlie Day, Amanda Farinos, Keith Ferguson, Will Ferrell, Will Forte, Dave Franco, Morgan Freeman, Todd Hansen, Jonah Hill, Jake Johnson, Keegan-Michael Key, Kelly Lafferty, Chris McKay, Christopher Miller, Graham Miller, Liam Neeson, Doug Nicholas, Shaquille O'Neal, Nick Offerman, Chris Paluszek, Chris Pratt, Chris Romano, Jadon Sand, Cobie Smulders, Melissa Sturm, Jorma Taccone, Channing Tatum, Billy Dee Williams, Leiki Veskimets, Alison Abbate, Will Allegra, Matthew Ashton, Bruce Berman, Jon Burton, Kathleen Fleming, Igor Khait, Roy Lee, Dan Lin, Benjamin Melniker, John Powers Middleton, Amber Naismeth, Zareh Nalbandian, Matt Skiena, Michael E Uslan, Jill Wilfert, Seanne Winslow, Mark Mothersbaugh, Barry Peterson, Pablo Plaisted, David Burrows, Mary Hildalgo, Grant Freckelton, Allison Cain, Suzanne Evans-Booth, Henry Karjalainen, Alice Kim, David Siegel, Lexie Busby, Alyssa Feener, Lori Grabowski, Ryan Halprin, Nick Hore, Kelly Lafferty, Jennifer Lobban, Linda Luong, Tony Newrocki, Frank Reina, Lizzie Sam, Shauna Sanders, Alyssia Sharpe, Emma Siegel, Felicity Staunton, Lauren Swift, Chris Swinbanks, Regina Taufein, Phil Van SpronsenHe works. Watches a show about lost pants (better than anything J.J. Abrams has pooped out – I’m look at you, “Lost”).

Then comes the “Piece of Resistance” followed by Wyldstyle (Elizabeth Banks – hottest LEGO ever!) and war with Lord Business (Will Ferrell).

The animation is better than my sleep brain movies after having eaten my medicinal brownie!

Colorful and alive.

Then even more colorful.

Then come the almost hallucination cool-ness of almost everything to come.

My eyeballs actually said “what the hell?” I couldn’t answer them.

Everything was too awesome.

Then I thought that “whoa, this movie is saying “hey, 99 percent, wake up and take back the world” and also ‘be yourself and screw the powerful'”.

These things I, Kimmo, would do – but I’m a pussy.

LEGOS are not pussies.

This is how LEGOS are not pussies.

Suck it, Peyton Manning. http://ftw.usatoday.com/2014/02/super-bowl-lego/

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, The LEGO Movie, Phil Lord, Christopher Miller, Dan Hagerman, Kevin Hagerman, Christoper Miller, Will Arnett, Elizabeth Banks, Craig Berry Alison Brie, David Burrows, Anthony Daniels, Charlie Day, Amanda Farinos, Keith Ferguson, Will Ferrell, Will Forte, Dave Franco, Morgan Freeman, Todd Hansen, Jonah Hill, Jake Johnson, Keegan-Michael Key, Kelly Lafferty, Chris McKay, Christopher Miller, Graham Miller, Liam Neeson, Doug Nicholas, Shaquille O'Neal, Nick Offerman, Chris Paluszek, Chris Pratt, Chris Romano, Jadon Sand, Cobie Smulders, Melissa Sturm, Jorma Taccone, Channing Tatum, Billy Dee Williams, Leiki Veskimets, Alison Abbate, Will Allegra, Matthew Ashton, Bruce Berman, Jon Burton, Kathleen Fleming, Igor Khait, Roy Lee, Dan Lin, Benjamin Melniker, John Powers Middleton, Amber Naismeth, Zareh Nalbandian, Matt Skiena, Michael E Uslan, Jill Wilfert, Seanne Winslow, Mark Mothersbaugh, Barry Peterson, Pablo Plaisted, David Burrows, Mary Hildalgo, Grant Freckelton, Allison Cain, Suzanne Evans-Booth, Henry Karjalainen, Alice Kim, David Siegel, Lexie Busby, Alyssa Feener, Lori Grabowski, Ryan Halprin, Nick Hore, Kelly Lafferty, Jennifer Lobban, Linda Luong, Tony Newrocki, Frank Reina, Lizzie Sam, Shauna Sanders, Alyssia Sharpe, Emma Siegel, Felicity Staunton, Lauren Swift, Chris Swinbanks, Regina Taufein, Phil Van SpronsenOh, and the movie has Batman (Will Arnett) and a white Morgan Freeman (Morgan Freeman).

Damn! What more is there to ask for?

Except for maybe a naked Jennifer Lawrence (not made of LEGOS, but in human flesh form).

That would have made a happy place in my pants.

So, two thumbs aching to the highest atmosphere.

I will even say, with full truth, that The LEGO Movie will be good to you EVEN IF YOU AREN’T DRUNK OR HIGH!

Just like Shark Night 3D!

See this movie many, many times.

Then again.

You will say “Kimmo, you are awesome for making me see The LEGO Movie many, many times, and then again.”

I will say “You are welcome, dude man!!!”

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Reese Witherspoon, Water For Elephants, Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz, Paul Schneider, Jim Norton, Hal Holbrook, Mark Povinelli, Richard Brake, Stephen Monroe Taylor, Ken Foree, Scott MacDonald, James Frain, Sam Anderson, John Aylward, Brad Greenquist, Tim Guinee, Donna W. Scott, E.E. Bell, Kyle Jordan, Aleksandra Kaniak, Ilia Volok, Bruce Gray, Jim Jansen, James Keane, Ivo Nandi, Karynn Moore, Andrew Connolly, Doug McDougal, Tracy Phillips Rowan O'Hara, Water for Elephants, Tai, Uggie, Ice, Sita Acevedo, Danny Castle, Michael Coronas, Aloysia Gavre, Francis Lawrence, Andrew R. Tennenbaum, Erwin Stoff, Gil Netter, Kevin Halloran, Alan Edward Bell, Ana Maria Quintana, Chad Holmes, David Crank, Denise Chamian, Molly Allen, Sasha Veneziano, Kimmo MustonenenKimmo Mustonenen – (Kimmo On Kino) – Behind The Proscenium

P.S.  The Olympics are here! Please, Finland, destroy the hated butt-faced Swedes.That is the only game that I worry for with hardness.

But not my brother Olli.

Olli wants Finland to win every Olympic game of hockey by 7 goals. He isn’t wanting for another heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack (he oughta know by now). HA! Near death can be funny, too!

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Horrible Bosses [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Horrible Bosses, Seth Gordon, Michael Markowitz, John Francis Daley, Jonathan M. Goldstein, Jason Bateman, P.J. Byrne, Steve Wiebe, Kevin Spacey, Charlie Day, Lindsay Sloane, Michael Albala, Jennifer Aniston, Jason Sudeikis, Reginald Ballard, George Black, Barry Livingston, Meghan Markle, Donald Sutherland, Celia Finkelstein, Colin Farrell, John Francis Daley, Scott Rosendall, Dave Sheridan, Ioan Gruffudd, Brian George, Chad Coleman, Jamie Foxx, Diana Toshiko, Carla Maria Cadotte, Peter Breitmayer, Julie Bowen, Isaiah Mustafa, Wendell Pierce, Ron White, Jimm Giannini, Dawn Frances, Andrew Lukich, Bob Newhart, Sean Lake, John Cheng, Diana Pokorny, Brett Ratner, John Rickard, Mary Rohlich, Jay Stern, Christopher Lennertz, David Hennings, Peter Teschner, Lisa Beach, Sara Katzman, Shepherd Frankel, Jay Pelissier, Jan Pascale, Carol Ramsey, Diana Pokorny, Jay Vinitsky, Gary Hymes, Charity Ozarowski, Jeremy Reisig, Don Coufal, Alexa Alden, Kelly Berthold, Vanessa Mendoza, Kasia Nabialczyk, Anne Roever, Cheryl Tsai, Christopher Woodring, David Koll

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Horrible Bosses, Seth Gordon, Michael Markowitz, John Francis Daley, Jonathan M. Goldstein, Jason Bateman, P.J. Byrne, Steve Wiebe, Kevin Spacey, Charlie Day, Lindsay Sloane, Michael Albala, Jennifer Aniston, Jason Sudeikis, Reginald Ballard, George Black, Barry Livingston, Meghan Markle, Donald Sutherland, Celia Finkelstein, Colin Farrell, John Francis Daley, Scott Rosendall, Dave Sheridan, Ioan Gruffudd, Brian George, Chad Coleman, Jamie Foxx, Diana Toshiko, Carla Maria Cadotte, Peter Breitmayer, Julie Bowen, Isaiah Mustafa, Wendell Pierce, Ron White, Jimm Giannini, Dawn Frances, Andrew Lukich, Bob Newhart, Sean Lake, John Cheng, Diana Pokorny, Brett Ratner, John Rickard, Mary Rohlich, Jay Stern, Christopher Lennertz, David Hennings, Peter Teschner, Lisa Beach, Sara Katzman, Shepherd Frankel, Jay Pelissier, Jan Pascale, Carol Ramsey, Diana Pokorny, Jay Vinitsky, Gary Hymes, Charity Ozarowski, Jeremy Reisig, Don Coufal, Alexa Alden, Kelly Berthold, Vanessa Mendoza, Kasia Nabialczyk, Anne Roever, Cheryl Tsai, Christopher Woodring, David KollHorrible Bosses

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

In Finnish language, “Horrible Bosses” translates to “Hirmuinen Pomoja”.

In Finnish, “Horrible Movie” translates to “Kamala Elokuva”.

Fortunately “Hirmuinen Pomoja”, it is not “Kamala Elokuva” but in fact “Loistava Elokuva”!  Which means “Really Good Movie”!

So… great the summer (!) movie season has finally started!

“Horrible Bosses” accepts the challenge put against it “The Hangover 2” and of raises it tons of new heights.

The dudes (and jack-off monkey!) The Hangover.

The chicks owned “The Bridesmaids”.

Both of sexes are equally unspeakable in this hilarious new treat “Horrible Bosses”.

John Francis Daley, Michael Markowitz and Jonathan Goldstein all have experience writing or acting and situation of comedies in TV sketch comedies. Yet this smash-up feature script by all of them doesn’t seem choppy or overextended, and director Seth Gordon (“Four Christmases” – yuck, gross) drives it forward like a bullet train – like the new one in China!

Three reserved idiots – Jason Bateman, who is in the enterprise equivalent indentured of the enslavement; Jason Sudeikis, which tries to hold his boss of the credit of the sex with hookers in his office and of firing the people because they are fat (haven’t he seen show where fat women become skinny and hot women in two weeks?) and Charlie Day, which the dentist extorts into an affair before his wedding (yowza!).

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Horrible Bosses, Seth Gordon, Michael Markowitz, John Francis Daley, Jonathan M. Goldstein, Jason Bateman, P.J. Byrne, Steve Wiebe, Kevin Spacey, Charlie Day, Lindsay Sloane, Michael Albala, Jennifer Aniston, Jason Sudeikis, Reginald Ballard, George Black, Barry Livingston, Meghan Markle, Donald Sutherland, Celia Finkelstein, Colin Farrell, John Francis Daley, Scott Rosendall, Dave Sheridan, Ioan Gruffudd, Brian George, Chad Coleman, Jamie Foxx, Diana Toshiko, Carla Maria Cadotte, Peter Breitmayer, Julie Bowen, Isaiah Mustafa, Wendell Pierce, Ron White, Jimm Giannini, Dawn Frances, Andrew Lukich, Bob Newhart, Sean Lake, John Cheng, Diana Pokorny, Brett Ratner, John Rickard, Mary Rohlich, Jay Stern, Christopher Lennertz, David Hennings, Peter Teschner, Lisa Beach, Sara Katzman, Shepherd Frankel, Jay Pelissier, Jan Pascale, Carol Ramsey, Diana Pokorny, Jay Vinitsky, Gary Hymes, Charity Ozarowski, Jeremy Reisig, Don Coufal, Alexa Alden, Kelly Berthold, Vanessa Mendoza, Kasia Nabialczyk, Anne Roever, Cheryl Tsai, Christopher Woodring, David KollThey are driven, around homicide to consider of their sadistic supervision forces (Kevin Spacey, Colin Farrell, Jennifer Aniston). Their dorkus “murder consultant” (Jamie Foxx) advises them, around to kill their employers (I wish – just kidding Kyrle!), with which production of the deaths look like accidents.

Smart.

The film is strongest, if it remains with Bateman and again mixes with Spacey, Bateman has that on the easy expressionless “everyman” – perfected in “Arrested Development” and everything since.  Spacey, on the dead-panned sarcastic scumbag we have admired since his calmer moments in other stuff.

This brings the one half serious point forward here.

We do not wish the dentist, who is killed – though not (she should not be killed).

Dale’s horny friends can’t understand why he’s miserable – isn’t a hot woman begging tons sleep with him?

And her behavior has accelerate a lot of sexual terrorism before they think it’s wrong.  That is not right.  Women can be also be pigs (see “Bridesmaids”).  And pig women can be hot.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Horrible Bosses, Seth Gordon, Michael Markowitz, John Francis Daley, Jonathan M. Goldstein, Jason Bateman, P.J. Byrne, Steve Wiebe, Kevin Spacey, Charlie Day, Lindsay Sloane, Michael Albala, Jennifer Aniston, Jason Sudeikis, Reginald Ballard, George Black, Barry Livingston, Meghan Markle, Donald Sutherland, Celia Finkelstein, Colin Farrell, John Francis Daley, Scott Rosendall, Dave Sheridan, Ioan Gruffudd, Brian George, Chad Coleman, Jamie Foxx, Diana Toshiko, Carla Maria Cadotte, Peter Breitmayer, Julie Bowen, Isaiah Mustafa, Wendell Pierce, Ron White, Jimm Giannini, Dawn Frances, Andrew Lukich, Bob Newhart, Sean Lake, John Cheng, Diana Pokorny, Brett Ratner, John Rickard, Mary Rohlich, Jay Stern, Christopher Lennertz, David Hennings, Peter Teschner, Lisa Beach, Sara Katzman, Shepherd Frankel, Jay Pelissier, Jan Pascale, Carol Ramsey, Diana Pokorny, Jay Vinitsky, Gary Hymes, Charity Ozarowski, Jeremy Reisig, Don Coufal, Alexa Alden, Kelly Berthold, Vanessa Mendoza, Kasia Nabialczyk, Anne Roever, Cheryl Tsai, Christopher Woodring, David KollWe have learned to regret men sexually harass the female employees, but how seriously we should take a complaint, if the culprit looked like Jennifer Aniston?

This film suggests that we should laugh it off, but the intimidation is intimidation, a foxy chick nonetheless could be the boss (not in my world – sad face!).

The casting agent for this movie should win an award.

Bateman, Sudeikis and Day to beat all the big notes, but even better, they find laughter between the lines. 

Day is more stupid than the other two (the scene of him, because the view is priceless), but it works well in conjunction with Bateman, Sudeikis and bone-dry approach, and all three take care that the crazy antics keep to a minimum.

Spacey does not break new ground, but he has a lot of fun, and is a welcome sight.

Aniston takes things down a notch from her new role-playing the main thing and consequently turns into a better performer.

All that is said – now the verdict:  So funny, that if I must pee, that would happen right now (or when I saw the movie – I don’t have to go now).

So, two thumbs enthusiastically thrusting skyward (thanks thesaurus!).  My face is hurting for the smile.  And that is good.

See “Horrible Bosses” at least twice.  Regrets?  You won’t have them!

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P.S.  America’s Got Talent! Really?  I mean… really?