The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Son of a bitch. Damn you, Mayans. I, and the Earth, have lived to see what we wish the seeing of would not have happened. Why not the end? Sometimes the…
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen First – the coming of the clean. Yes. I’m jealous. Robert Pattinson has the hair of a god. A messy hipster god, but god hair is god hair. I want some. Now…
“The Immortals” With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen “The Immortals” is crap. Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap. That is my review. But the editor says I must write more words than “crap.” O.K. – it is also turd sandwich in… 3D! Story? We have in…