The Purge: Anarchy
With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen
There was the time.
Russians.
Staring at border places.
“We are cool, with big meat,” was the Russian brain.
Then to war they went.
“Fuck you, Stalin Bitches” said Finland.
We were the winners.
1940? Finland awesomeness.
Russians? They thought “Was that our Purge?”
We Finns – we said just suck, Soviet pussies.
We made you dead.
We purge you! Assholes…
That was the first real Purge.
Now? Cinema says, even better than the first purge.
In first, there is wuss (Ethan Hawke) with sucky family (if in real my child life let in bad, the child would be dead in 5 minutes. Harsh, but fair – I would kill him myself).
Things were strange. And then now is now.
Time for new thoughts – as much as the kossu makes my brain great, as much as the sweet, sweet smoke make life, life-like. I have never talked to you Yanks of the Gin Long Drink. The best of Finland. Most times I am for the Drunkening. But when not, the Long Drink is for me.
And you.
Oh, the movie.
I was ready to quiver with hate. Then, son of a bitch, the cinema movie is good.
With politics.
Nice family (Carmen Ejogo and hot daughter Zoe Soul) don’t want for Purging.
Super cool guy (Frank Grillo) wants for saving everyone.
Maybe.
Shit, I want nothing to give away.
But, then comes thought things that makes this a movie of good:
Fuck the 1%.
The ones who want to purge are the rich. Because the rich, they want to purge the poor.
Purge = kill.
Shock of all shock – we will trickle down death!
Thanks, Alzheimer’s Ronnie!
Greatest President ever!
If by great I mean “rich get richer” and “fuck everyone else” you psychopath.
Who voted for this crazy fuck? You?
The rest of the world shakes its head stem.
But movie? Shocked is my head.
First, there was interest to be had. Then, we see what we thought from Movie 1.
Then… I want to give no more away (like a Republicans to the middle class!).
At least we finally have a Rand Paul world: Libertarian anarchy!
Don’t like somebody? Shoot him.
Don’t like a thought process? Shoot those who are thinking!
And never, ever, compromise. And Alito will make it law.
Go SCOTUS, go SCOTUS, GO!!!
Compromise, and the hope of governing, makes you a goddamn socialist.
Trying to get along? A goddamn socialist.
Trying to do the right thing? Well, you know… Effin socialist.
So, as a movie? Damn! My eyeballs were all “damn, what a great movie!” The later, my brain was like “damn, what a great movie!”
As good as the Ape Movie? Maybe.
A good movie? Yes.
So see this thing. Go in thinking that it is not the shit, but really shit.
This I did, and it is better than shit. Shit surprise is the best!
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Kimmo Mustonenen – (Kimmo On Kino) – Behind The Proscenium
P.S. I am right. Make on the comments. I am still right. Assholes.
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