The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Son of a bitch. Damn you, Mayans. I, and the Earth, have lived to see what we wish the seeing of would not have happened. Why not the end? Sometimes the…
Paranormal Activity 4 With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen *****SPOILER ALERT***** Where could this possibly go? #1 was near past. #2 was near past and nearer past. #3 was way back past. #4 is the now (powered by iPhone and laptop). More found footage. More…
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Sweden. Bastards. While us, the Finns, fought Soviet Russia the Swedes ate butter, fish, and those damn crap meatballs. In same war (World War II, retards) we fight and fight. Sweden? Neutral (sissy…
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen First – the coming of the clean. Yes. I’m jealous. Robert Pattinson has the hair of a god. A messy hipster god, but god hair is god hair. I want some. Now…