World War Z [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, World War Z, Matthew Michael Carnahan, Drew Goddard, Damon Lindelof, J. Michael Straczynski, Max Brooks, Brad Pitt, MIreille Enos, Daniella Kertesz, James Badget Dale, Ludi Boeken, matthew Fox, Fana Mokoena, David Morse, Elyes Gabel, Peter Capaldi, Pierfrancesco Favino, Ruth Negga, Mortiz Bleibtreu, Sterling Jerins, Abigail Hargrove, Fabrizio Zacharee Guido, David Andrews, John Gordon Sinclair, Gregory Fitoussi, Jane Elizabeth Perry, Lucy Russell, Mark Holden, Timothy james Baerrington, Konstantin Khabenskiy, Michiel Huisman, Lee Nicholas Harris, Ann Ogbomo, Jonathan Howard, Mike Noble, Ernesto Cantu, Vicky Araico, Graham Hornsby, Nick Bartlett, Kevin Kiely, Ruari Cannon, Ryen Perkins-Gangnes, Khalid Laith, Noa Bodner, Asaf Haim Ben Shimon, Gil Cohen-Allooro, Yaniv Rokah, Shaul Ezer, Linoy Aynesaz, Efrat Avni, Maisam Masri, Renu Setna, Ori Pfeffer, Julia Levy-Boeken, Imran Mraish, Yousef Hayyan Jubeh, Josh Wingate, Troy Glasglow, Richard Thompson, Song Xuan Ke, Christian Wong, Denis Ischenko, Nikola Djuricko, Elen Rhys, Paula Videniece, Doron Davidson, Lee Colley, Michael Jenn, Sarah Amankwah, Lucy Aharish, Tim Aherm, Emmanuel Akintunde, Bethany Apedaile, Lee Asquit-Coe, Feodor Atkine, Mark Badham, Peter Basham, Ulrika Belogriva, Kingsley Ben-Adir, Kristopher James Blair, Katia Bokor, Jerome Boyle, Michael Anthony Brown, Paul Burt, Ian James Cameron, Raun Carswell, Christian Contreras, James Cotter, Gio Dangadzxe, Aren Devlin, Philippe Durand, Katinka Egres, Jason Gregg, Mark Hampton, Daniel Harland, Mustafa Harris, Shane Hart, Alex Humes, Jeremy Hurst, Lewis James, Oleg Kalninsh, Ivan Kamaras, Aggy Kukawka, Michael Lanchbury, John Macmillan, Colin Matthews, Joseph Andrew Mclean, Eric Michels, Alastair Thomson Mills, Alex Moore, Kiera MOrgan, Okezie Morro, Daniel Newman, Cristian Nicolae, Leroy Osei-Bonsu, Freddie Lee Peterkin, Gino Picciano, Faruk Pruti, Geoffrey Robe, Barnabas Reti, Basher Savage, Jurgen Schwarz, Santi Scinelli, Julian Seager, Sarah Sharman, Sharon Sheehan, Marcus Sinclair, Frank Soldato, Kirsty Anne Symonds, Aaron Tavaler, Hugh Terry, Sami Tesfay, Katrina Vasilieva, Paul Warren, Eric West, Trevor White, Gillean Young, Ian Bryce, David Ellison, Dede Gardner, Dana Goldberg, Tim Headington, Graham King, Jeremy Kleiner, Jillian Kugler, Paul Schwake, Bradford Simpson, Marco Beltrami, Ben Seresin, Roger Barton, Matt Chesse, Kate Dowd, Nigel Phelps, Jon Billington, Ben Collins, James Foster, Alan Gilmore, Winston Azzopardi, Terry Bamber, Matthew Camilleri, Jennifer Conroy, Gabriella Csoma, Tamas Gal, Steve Harding, Amy Horkay, "Debra James, Miranda Jones, Jason Pomerantz, Peter Seres, James Smith, Jennifer Teves, Chris Wheeldon, Colin Azzopardi, Matthew Baker, Joe Barlow, Paul Bennett, Clifford Breakfield, Monique Brown, Tom Browne, Glen Carroll, Dave Casper, Nicole Chapman, Fergus Cook, Simon Crane, Ewan Dunbar, Lucy Egerton, Julian Galea, Keith Abela, Pierre Agius, Hussain Ahmed, Amy Altvater, Sarah Michelle Attard, Tom Barnes, Roland Birtha, Agi Blasko, Kate Bone, Bill Bost, Grant Butler, Ferenc Beres, Usha Chaman, Rebecca Collis, Leon Corbin, Andras Csemoczki, Aidan Elliott, Richard Enriquez, Janette Evans, Matt Grimm, Deborah Harpur, Cat Ho, Richard Jones, Vinne Jassal, Petra Jorgensen, Cameron Lawther, Misty Oka, Regan Riskas, Joe Sartorius, Will Samuelson, Andrew Ryland, Lee Robertson, James Reid, Susana Torres, Trish Wylie, Kelly Taylor-Dias, Hakim Somner, Jennifer Scudder Trent

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, World War Z, Matthew Michael Carnahan, Drew Goddard, Damon Lindelof, J. Michael Straczynski, Max Brooks, Brad Pitt, MIreille Enos, Daniella Kertesz, James Badget Dale, Ludi Boeken, matthew Fox, Fana Mokoena, David Morse, Elyes Gabel, Peter Capaldi, Pierfrancesco Favino, Ruth Negga, Mortiz Bleibtreu, Sterling Jerins, Abigail Hargrove, Fabrizio Zacharee Guido, David Andrews, John Gordon Sinclair, Gregory Fitoussi, Jane Elizabeth Perry, Lucy Russell, Mark Holden, Timothy james Baerrington, Konstantin Khabenskiy, Michiel Huisman, Lee Nicholas Harris, Ann Ogbomo, Jonathan Howard, Mike Noble, Ernesto Cantu, Vicky Araico, Graham Hornsby, Nick Bartlett, Kevin Kiely, Ruari Cannon, Ryen Perkins-Gangnes, Khalid Laith, Noa Bodner, Asaf Haim Ben Shimon, Gil Cohen-Allooro, Yaniv Rokah, Shaul Ezer, Linoy Aynesaz, Efrat Avni, Maisam Masri, Renu Setna, Ori Pfeffer, Julia Levy-Boeken, Imran Mraish, Yousef Hayyan Jubeh, Josh Wingate, Troy Glasglow, Richard Thompson, Song Xuan Ke, Christian Wong, Denis Ischenko, Nikola Djuricko, Elen Rhys, Paula Videniece, Doron Davidson, Lee Colley, Michael Jenn, Sarah Amankwah, Lucy Aharish, Tim Aherm, Emmanuel Akintunde, Bethany Apedaile, Lee Asquit-Coe, Feodor Atkine, Mark Badham, Peter Basham, Ulrika Belogriva, Kingsley Ben-Adir, Kristopher James Blair, Katia Bokor, Jerome Boyle, Michael Anthony Brown, Paul Burt, Ian James Cameron, Raun Carswell, Christian Contreras, James Cotter, Gio Dangadzxe, Aren Devlin, Philippe Durand, Katinka Egres, Jason Gregg, Mark Hampton, Daniel Harland, Mustafa Harris, Shane Hart, Alex Humes, Jeremy Hurst, Lewis James, Oleg Kalninsh, Ivan Kamaras, Aggy Kukawka, Michael Lanchbury, John Macmillan, Colin Matthews, Joseph Andrew Mclean, Eric Michels, Alastair Thomson Mills, Alex Moore, Kiera MOrgan, Okezie Morro, Daniel Newman, Cristian Nicolae, Leroy Osei-Bonsu, Freddie Lee Peterkin, Gino Picciano, Faruk Pruti, Geoffrey Robe, Barnabas Reti, Basher Savage, Jurgen Schwarz, Santi Scinelli, Julian Seager, Sarah Sharman, Sharon Sheehan, Marcus Sinclair, Frank Soldato, Kirsty Anne Symonds, Aaron Tavaler, Hugh Terry, Sami Tesfay, Katrina Vasilieva, Paul Warren, Eric West, Trevor White, Gillean Young, Ian Bryce, David Ellison, Dede Gardner, Dana Goldberg, Tim Headington, Graham King, Jeremy Kleiner, Jillian Kugler, Paul Schwake, Bradford Simpson, Marco Beltrami, Ben Seresin, Roger Barton, Matt Chesse, Kate Dowd, Nigel Phelps, Jon Billington, Ben Collins, James Foster, Alan Gilmore, Winston Azzopardi, Terry Bamber, Matthew Camilleri, Jennifer Conroy, Gabriella Csoma, Tamas Gal, Steve Harding, Amy Horkay, "Debra James, Miranda Jones, Jason Pomerantz, Peter Seres, James Smith, Jennifer Teves, Chris Wheeldon, Colin Azzopardi, Matthew Baker, Joe Barlow, Paul Bennett, Clifford Breakfield, Monique Brown, Tom Browne, Glen Carroll, Dave Casper, Nicole Chapman, Fergus Cook, Simon Crane, Ewan Dunbar, Lucy Egerton, Julian Galea, Keith Abela, Pierre Agius, Hussain Ahmed, Amy Altvater, Sarah Michelle Attard, Tom Barnes, Roland Birtha, Agi Blasko, Kate Bone, Bill Bost, Grant Butler, Ferenc Beres, Usha Chaman, Rebecca Collis, Leon Corbin, Andras Csemoczki, Aidan Elliott, Richard Enriquez, Janette Evans, Matt Grimm, Deborah Harpur, Cat Ho, Richard Jones, Vinne Jassal, Petra Jorgensen, Cameron Lawther, Misty Oka, Regan Riskas, Joe Sartorius, Will Samuelson, Andrew Ryland, Lee Robertson, James Reid, Susana Torres, Trish Wylie, Kelly Taylor-Dias, Hakim Somner, Jennifer Scudder TrentWorld War Z

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

This week has made me hard.

It is hard when tragedy is the brain state to be in.

And I was.

I thought it was his death.

On the internet, my eyeholes made my brain see the truth – Gandalf was dead.  “Noooooo!” my mind thoughts shrieked with silence.

“There are two more Hobbits with movies!” they again cried.

“He ass kicked Balrog – there is no “in this world” death for Gandalf!”

My squirting tears made for the red faced embarrassing at stupid Starbucks.

It turns out my mind thoughts were out of my mouth shouted.

Really loud.

The barista to me says “Gandalf is fictional – It is James Gandolfini who am dead.”

Well, that is suck.

“The Soprano Family” was all-time favorite of all Finns.

No reunion show now.

Not even in Italian heaven, for Tony bathed in an evil bath.

You are remembered with smiling, James Gandolfini – except for “The Last Castle.”

That move was a floating turd in your acting punchbowl.

Now for the reviewing.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, World War Z, Matthew Michael Carnahan, Drew Goddard, Damon Lindelof, J. Michael Straczynski, Max Brooks, Brad Pitt, MIreille Enos, Daniella Kertesz, James Badget Dale, Ludi Boeken, matthew Fox, Fana Mokoena, David Morse, Elyes Gabel, Peter Capaldi, Pierfrancesco Favino, Ruth Negga, Mortiz Bleibtreu, Sterling Jerins, Abigail Hargrove, Fabrizio Zacharee Guido, David Andrews, John Gordon Sinclair, Gregory Fitoussi, Jane Elizabeth Perry, Lucy Russell, Mark Holden, Timothy james Baerrington, Konstantin Khabenskiy, Michiel Huisman, Lee Nicholas Harris, Ann Ogbomo, Jonathan Howard, Mike Noble, Ernesto Cantu, Vicky Araico, Graham Hornsby, Nick Bartlett, Kevin Kiely, Ruari Cannon, Ryen Perkins-Gangnes, Khalid Laith, Noa Bodner, Asaf Haim Ben Shimon, Gil Cohen-Allooro, Yaniv Rokah, Shaul Ezer, Linoy Aynesaz, Efrat Avni, Maisam Masri, Renu Setna, Ori Pfeffer, Julia Levy-Boeken, Imran Mraish, Yousef Hayyan Jubeh, Josh Wingate, Troy Glasglow, Richard Thompson, Song Xuan Ke, Christian Wong, Denis Ischenko, Nikola Djuricko, Elen Rhys, Paula Videniece, Doron Davidson, Lee Colley, Michael Jenn, Sarah Amankwah, Lucy Aharish, Tim Aherm, Emmanuel Akintunde, Bethany Apedaile, Lee Asquit-Coe, Feodor Atkine, Mark Badham, Peter Basham, Ulrika Belogriva, Kingsley Ben-Adir, Kristopher James Blair, Katia Bokor, Jerome Boyle, Michael Anthony Brown, Paul Burt, Ian James Cameron, Raun Carswell, Christian Contreras, James Cotter, Gio Dangadzxe, Aren Devlin, Philippe Durand, Katinka Egres, Jason Gregg, Mark Hampton, Daniel Harland, Mustafa Harris, Shane Hart, Alex Humes, Jeremy Hurst, Lewis James, Oleg Kalninsh, Ivan Kamaras, Aggy Kukawka, Michael Lanchbury, John Macmillan, Colin Matthews, Joseph Andrew Mclean, Eric Michels, Alastair Thomson Mills, Alex Moore, Kiera MOrgan, Okezie Morro, Daniel Newman, Cristian Nicolae, Leroy Osei-Bonsu, Freddie Lee Peterkin, Gino Picciano, Faruk Pruti, Geoffrey Robe, Barnabas Reti, Basher Savage, Jurgen Schwarz, Santi Scinelli, Julian Seager, Sarah Sharman, Sharon Sheehan, Marcus Sinclair, Frank Soldato, Kirsty Anne Symonds, Aaron Tavaler, Hugh Terry, Sami Tesfay, Katrina Vasilieva, Paul Warren, Eric West, Trevor White, Gillean Young, Ian Bryce, David Ellison, Dede Gardner, Dana Goldberg, Tim Headington, Graham King, Jeremy Kleiner, Jillian Kugler, Paul Schwake, Bradford Simpson, Marco Beltrami, Ben Seresin, Roger Barton, Matt Chesse, Kate Dowd, Nigel Phelps, Jon Billington, Ben Collins, James Foster, Alan Gilmore, Winston Azzopardi, Terry Bamber, Matthew Camilleri, Jennifer Conroy, Gabriella Csoma, Tamas Gal, Steve Harding, Amy Horkay, "Debra James, Miranda Jones, Jason Pomerantz, Peter Seres, James Smith, Jennifer Teves, Chris Wheeldon, Colin Azzopardi, Matthew Baker, Joe Barlow, Paul Bennett, Clifford Breakfield, Monique Brown, Tom Browne, Glen Carroll, Dave Casper, Nicole Chapman, Fergus Cook, Simon Crane, Ewan Dunbar, Lucy Egerton, Julian Galea, Keith Abela, Pierre Agius, Hussain Ahmed, Amy Altvater, Sarah Michelle Attard, Tom Barnes, Roland Birtha, Agi Blasko, Kate Bone, Bill Bost, Grant Butler, Ferenc Beres, Usha Chaman, Rebecca Collis, Leon Corbin, Andras Csemoczki, Aidan Elliott, Richard Enriquez, Janette Evans, Matt Grimm, Deborah Harpur, Cat Ho, Richard Jones, Vinne Jassal, Petra Jorgensen, Cameron Lawther, Misty Oka, Regan Riskas, Joe Sartorius, Will Samuelson, Andrew Ryland, Lee Robertson, James Reid, Susana Torres, Trish Wylie, Kelly Taylor-Dias, Hakim Somner, Jennifer Scudder Trent“World War Z.”

I had a great learning from this movie-film:

Never read a book.

Especially if there is a film in the future which will give the believing that the movie is based on the book with the same name.

How many times am I to be the stupid guy?

“Starship Troopers” – sooo excited!

Movie – title, bugs, and space. Nothing else in common with cool book.

“The Postman” – thought in head book in shit future, well done!

Movie – title, postal uniform and horses. And Kevin Goddamn Costner. Barf.

Now “World War Z” – epic oral history of near end of mankind – super cool!

Movie – title, zombies, war. And Brad Goddamn Pitt. Double barf. With chunks.

Plot? Kind of.

All of it starts with a typical day in Philadelphia with zombies playing a big game of “Zombie Bite Tag.”

Rules are to run very fast, then bite the person running to the away place and then he/she is “it.” You (the zombie biter) are still “it”, too.

“Zombie Bite Tag” goes on until even people in Israel are “it.”

Gerry Lane (Brad Goddamn Pitt) with his wife Karin (Mireille Enos of “Wow! All Those Killings!”) don’t like “Zombie Bite Tag” and try to make it become to stop.

And make Kimmo try to care about if they are to be totally dead or just as dead as their acting.  I (after sweet, sweet smoke and half a liter of Kossu) played “Zombie Bite Tag” with ice cream bon-bons, but not being a zombie from this dumb film, I swallowed.

Delicious!

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, World War Z, Matthew Michael Carnahan, Drew Goddard, Damon Lindelof, J. Michael Straczynski, Max Brooks, Brad Pitt, MIreille Enos, Daniella Kertesz, James Badget Dale, Ludi Boeken, matthew Fox, Fana Mokoena, David Morse, Elyes Gabel, Peter Capaldi, Pierfrancesco Favino, Ruth Negga, Mortiz Bleibtreu, Sterling Jerins, Abigail Hargrove, Fabrizio Zacharee Guido, David Andrews, John Gordon Sinclair, Gregory Fitoussi, Jane Elizabeth Perry, Lucy Russell, Mark Holden, Timothy james Baerrington, Konstantin Khabenskiy, Michiel Huisman, Lee Nicholas Harris, Ann Ogbomo, Jonathan Howard, Mike Noble, Ernesto Cantu, Vicky Araico, Graham Hornsby, Nick Bartlett, Kevin Kiely, Ruari Cannon, Ryen Perkins-Gangnes, Khalid Laith, Noa Bodner, Asaf Haim Ben Shimon, Gil Cohen-Allooro, Yaniv Rokah, Shaul Ezer, Linoy Aynesaz, Efrat Avni, Maisam Masri, Renu Setna, Ori Pfeffer, Julia Levy-Boeken, Imran Mraish, Yousef Hayyan Jubeh, Josh Wingate, Troy Glasglow, Richard Thompson, Song Xuan Ke, Christian Wong, Denis Ischenko, Nikola Djuricko, Elen Rhys, Paula Videniece, Doron Davidson, Lee Colley, Michael Jenn, Sarah Amankwah, Lucy Aharish, Tim Aherm, Emmanuel Akintunde, Bethany Apedaile, Lee Asquit-Coe, Feodor Atkine, Mark Badham, Peter Basham, Ulrika Belogriva, Kingsley Ben-Adir, Kristopher James Blair, Katia Bokor, Jerome Boyle, Michael Anthony Brown, Paul Burt, Ian James Cameron, Raun Carswell, Christian Contreras, James Cotter, Gio Dangadzxe, Aren Devlin, Philippe Durand, Katinka Egres, Jason Gregg, Mark Hampton, Daniel Harland, Mustafa Harris, Shane Hart, Alex Humes, Jeremy Hurst, Lewis James, Oleg Kalninsh, Ivan Kamaras, Aggy Kukawka, Michael Lanchbury, John Macmillan, Colin Matthews, Joseph Andrew Mclean, Eric Michels, Alastair Thomson Mills, Alex Moore, Kiera MOrgan, Okezie Morro, Daniel Newman, Cristian Nicolae, Leroy Osei-Bonsu, Freddie Lee Peterkin, Gino Picciano, Faruk Pruti, Geoffrey Robe, Barnabas Reti, Basher Savage, Jurgen Schwarz, Santi Scinelli, Julian Seager, Sarah Sharman, Sharon Sheehan, Marcus Sinclair, Frank Soldato, Kirsty Anne Symonds, Aaron Tavaler, Hugh Terry, Sami Tesfay, Katrina Vasilieva, Paul Warren, Eric West, Trevor White, Gillean Young, Ian Bryce, David Ellison, Dede Gardner, Dana Goldberg, Tim Headington, Graham King, Jeremy Kleiner, Jillian Kugler, Paul Schwake, Bradford Simpson, Marco Beltrami, Ben Seresin, Roger Barton, Matt Chesse, Kate Dowd, Nigel Phelps, Jon Billington, Ben Collins, James Foster, Alan Gilmore, Winston Azzopardi, Terry Bamber, Matthew Camilleri, Jennifer Conroy, Gabriella Csoma, Tamas Gal, Steve Harding, Amy Horkay, "Debra James, Miranda Jones, Jason Pomerantz, Peter Seres, James Smith, Jennifer Teves, Chris Wheeldon, Colin Azzopardi, Matthew Baker, Joe Barlow, Paul Bennett, Clifford Breakfield, Monique Brown, Tom Browne, Glen Carroll, Dave Casper, Nicole Chapman, Fergus Cook, Simon Crane, Ewan Dunbar, Lucy Egerton, Julian Galea, Keith Abela, Pierre Agius, Hussain Ahmed, Amy Altvater, Sarah Michelle Attard, Tom Barnes, Roland Birtha, Agi Blasko, Kate Bone, Bill Bost, Grant Butler, Ferenc Beres, Usha Chaman, Rebecca Collis, Leon Corbin, Andras Csemoczki, Aidan Elliott, Richard Enriquez, Janette Evans, Matt Grimm, Deborah Harpur, Cat Ho, Richard Jones, Vinne Jassal, Petra Jorgensen, Cameron Lawther, Misty Oka, Regan Riskas, Joe Sartorius, Will Samuelson, Andrew Ryland, Lee Robertson, James Reid, Susana Torres, Trish Wylie, Kelly Taylor-Dias, Hakim Somner, Jennifer Scudder TrentThoughts from “World War Z.”

In WWZ world, all zombies are from Usain Bolt. Thems suckers am fast!

Here’s how Zombie Olympics Sprint Finals are the results:

Bronze – tie! “The Walking Dead” zombies and “Night of the Living Dead” zombies! Damn shufflers.

Silver – tie! “28 Days Later” zombies (I know, Rage Virus… shut up, nerds!) and “Resident Evil” zombies (don’t start with me, nerds!). Fast, but enough fast?

Hells no!

Gold – “World War Z” zombies! By a long shot. Men rubbing against boys. No contest.

And in packs. Like high school girls. But less dangerous.

So, what was for learning with this movie-film?

Damon Lindelof is a hacker writer hack. Last 30 minutes remaking happened and he was the “writer.”

30 minutes of “I really need another hit of smoke/Kossu if interesting is to be me to this film.”

Don’t believe the hacking?

See “Lost” Season 6. Hack, hack, hack. And hack again.

Also, (SPOILER ALERT – STOP READING NOW, NERDS!) when Arabs and Israeli’s sing together, zombies must make it stop. Singing is anger to the undead.

They climb and run and bite and climb. (NO MORE SPOLERS – I DON’T THINK SO AND HOPE NOT)

Finally? Never read a book. The movie will only disappoint you like the internet death of Gandalf.

Even if it was always the other guy anyway.  Gandolfini. Finland will miss you.

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P.S.  Summer T.V.! Live action “Simpson’s Movie” called “Under the Dome” is to be the bomb!  The good bomb, as the saying comes from the kids. What would you do Under the Dome?  When the weed ran out? Other than the crying…

Transformers: Dark Of The Moon

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, OnMedea, Jill Kennedy, Michael Bay, Transformers: Dark of the Moon, Ehren Kruger, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Ken Jeong, Josh Duhamel, Frances McDormand, Patrick Dempsey, John Malkovich, Leonard Nimoy, Tyrese Gibson, John Turturro, Alan Tudyk, Peter Cullen, Frank Welker, Tom Kenny, James Avery, Glenn Morshower, Keiko Agena, Julie White, Kevin Dunn, Charles Adler, Lester Speight, Robert Foxworth, Kym Whitley, Mark Ryan, Jess Harnell, Kathleen Gati, LaMonica Garrett, Anthony Azizi, Elena Kolpachikova, David Hutchison, David St. James, Jack Donner, Kevin Sizemore, Chris Sheffield, Lindsey Ginter, Brett Stimely, Markiss McFadden, Steve Hersack, Darren O'Hare, Darcy Leutzinger, Robert Herrick, James D. Weston, Scott C. Roe, Bob Kaye, Michael Loeffelholz, Rob Guzzo, Joel Shock, Denny Torich, Annie Hsu, Jason Endicott, Matt McVay, Morgan Williams, Bryan Basil, Nathaniel Best, Anthony Bonaventura, Ryan Buckley, Ken Bulcroft, Michael Daniel Cassady, Jason Adam Chaffin, Larry Clarke, Cameron Comstock, Jordan Michael Coulson, Thomas Crawford, Adam Critchlow, Andrew Daly, John Dezsi, Gena Ellis, John Farrer, Maile Flanagan, Reese Foster, Aaron Garrido, Corin Grant, Marie Grujicic-Delage, Terrick Guindy, Niki Haze, William Haze, Jessie Heiman, David Hill, Jasyn Jefferies, Haytham Kandil, Josh Kelly, Kristoffer Kjornes, Inna Korobkina, Erik Kowalski, Scott Krinsky, Joel Lambert, Scott Levy, Brett Lynch, Noelle Lynn, Taylor McCluskey, Alecia McGill, Ray Mirabal, Michael Morana, Prida Moreza, Paul Morgan, Dean Napolitano, Jason Neisewander, Daniel OKeefe, Michael Palma, Kenny Bates, Ian Bryce, Allegra Clegg, Matthew Cohan Tom DeSanto, Lorenzo di Bonaventura, Brian Goldner, Michael Kase, Michelle McGonagle, Don Murphy, Steven Spielberg, Mark Vahradian, Steve Jablonsky, Amir M. Mokri, Roger Barton, William Goldenberg, Joel Negron, Denise Chamian, Nigel Phelps, Ralph Bertelle, Allegra Clegg

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, OnMedea, Jill Kennedy, Michael Bay, Transformers: Dark of the Moon, Ehren Kruger, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Ken Jeong, Josh Duhamel, Frances McDormand, Patrick Dempsey, John Malkovich, Leonard Nimoy, Tyrese Gibson, John Turturro, Alan Tudyk, Peter Cullen, Frank Welker, Tom Kenny, James Avery, Glenn Morshower, Keiko Agena, Julie White, Kevin Dunn, Charles Adler, Lester Speight, Robert Foxworth, Kym Whitley, Mark Ryan, Jess Harnell, Kathleen Gati, LaMonica Garrett, Anthony Azizi, Elena Kolpachikova, David Hutchison, David St. James, Jack Donner, Kevin Sizemore, Chris Sheffield, Lindsey Ginter, Brett Stimely, Markiss McFadden, Steve Hersack, Darren O'Hare, Darcy Leutzinger, Robert Herrick, James D. Weston, Scott C. Roe, Bob Kaye, Michael Loeffelholz, Rob Guzzo, Joel Shock, Denny Torich, Annie Hsu, Jason Endicott, Matt McVay, Morgan Williams, Bryan Basil, Nathaniel Best, Anthony Bonaventura, Ryan Buckley, Ken Bulcroft, Michael Daniel Cassady, Jason Adam Chaffin, Larry Clarke, Cameron Comstock, Jordan Michael Coulson, Thomas Crawford, Adam Critchlow, Andrew Daly, John Dezsi, Gena Ellis, John Farrer, Maile Flanagan, Reese Foster, Aaron Garrido, Corin Grant, Marie Grujicic-Delage, Terrick Guindy, Niki Haze, William Haze, Jessie Heiman, David Hill, Jasyn Jefferies, Haytham Kandil, Josh Kelly, Kristoffer Kjornes, Inna Korobkina, Erik Kowalski, Scott Krinsky, Joel Lambert, Scott Levy, Brett Lynch, Noelle Lynn, Taylor McCluskey, Alecia McGill, Ray Mirabal, Michael Morana, Prida Moreza, Paul Morgan, Dean Napolitano, Jason Neisewander, Daniel OKeefe, Michael Palma, Kenny Bates, Ian Bryce, Allegra Clegg, Matthew Cohan Tom DeSanto, Lorenzo di Bonaventura, Brian Goldner, Michael Kase, Michelle McGonagle, Don Murphy, Steven Spielberg, Mark Vahradian, Steve Jablonsky, Amir M. Mokri, Roger Barton, William Goldenberg, Joel Negron, Denise Chamian, Nigel Phelps, Ralph Bertelle, Allegra CleggTransformers: Dark Of The Moon

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

First, a discredit:  I love Megan Fox (Jennifer’s Body – yowza!  I was almost made to forgot Ginnifer Goodwin!).

And Shia LeBoeuf now credit can be given for the giving of the meat(!) while she was with her 90210 husband?

Not cool, Shia… not cool.

Now to the reviewing.

Michael Bay has been a director always who has the lowest standard given free rein in his films.

Feminine curves (these are good), the delight in the perfectly shaped poses from the most daring of view (that’s right), the male senses, polished stainless bodies that cast a sea of lens flare into the cameras (look out JJ Abrams!) and real heroes in uniform who carry the backlight in distinctive silhouettes.

The real guy who sleeps in each one of us suggests that it displays them on the hairy chest and shouts out a fervent Tarzan screaming in the world (much like me).

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, OnMedea, Jill Kennedy, Michael Bay, Transformers: Dark of the Moon, Ehren Kruger, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Ken Jeong, Josh Duhamel, Frances McDormand, Patrick Dempsey, John Malkovich, Leonard Nimoy, Tyrese Gibson, John Turturro, Alan Tudyk, Peter Cullen, Frank Welker, Tom Kenny, James Avery, Glenn Morshower, Keiko Agena, Julie White, Kevin Dunn, Charles Adler, Lester Speight, Robert Foxworth, Kym Whitley, Mark Ryan, Jess Harnell, Kathleen Gati, LaMonica Garrett, Anthony Azizi, Elena Kolpachikova, David Hutchison, David St. James, Jack Donner, Kevin Sizemore, Chris Sheffield, Lindsey Ginter, Brett Stimely, Markiss McFadden, Steve Hersack, Darren O'Hare, Darcy Leutzinger, Robert Herrick, James D. Weston, Scott C. Roe, Bob Kaye, Michael Loeffelholz, Rob Guzzo, Joel Shock, Denny Torich, Annie Hsu, Jason Endicott, Matt McVay, Morgan Williams, Bryan Basil, Nathaniel Best, Anthony Bonaventura, Ryan Buckley, Ken Bulcroft, Michael Daniel Cassady, Jason Adam Chaffin, Larry Clarke, Cameron Comstock, Jordan Michael Coulson, Thomas Crawford, Adam Critchlow, Andrew Daly, John Dezsi, Gena Ellis, John Farrer, Maile Flanagan, Reese Foster, Aaron Garrido, Corin Grant, Marie Grujicic-Delage, Terrick Guindy, Niki Haze, William Haze, Jessie Heiman, David Hill, Jasyn Jefferies, Haytham Kandil, Josh Kelly, Kristoffer Kjornes, Inna Korobkina, Erik Kowalski, Scott Krinsky, Joel Lambert, Scott Levy, Brett Lynch, Noelle Lynn, Taylor McCluskey, Alecia McGill, Ray Mirabal, Michael Morana, Prida Moreza, Paul Morgan, Dean Napolitano, Jason Neisewander, Daniel OKeefe, Michael Palma, Kenny Bates, Ian Bryce, Allegra Clegg, Matthew Cohan Tom DeSanto, Lorenzo di Bonaventura, Brian Goldner, Michael Kase, Michelle McGonagle, Don Murphy, Steven Spielberg, Mark Vahradian, Steve Jablonsky, Amir M. Mokri, Roger Barton, William Goldenberg, Joel Negron, Denise Chamian, Nigel Phelps, Ralph Bertelle, Allegra CleggBut while the introverted and sensitive wearer scrapes with his pencil on his forehead and dismisses a disillusioned sigh (my brother, Jarri, he is a real forehead pencil scraper).

Here is Michael Bay talking:  “A real guy needs a movie with testosterone in the bloodstream, and an eye for the essentials: cars, butts, aliens (not in that order)!” 

Transformers the 3rd: Dark of the Moon (Lazer Floyd!) is the film revelation and epileptic overkill, which the audience and the cinema owners were hoping for so long.  The stylized action vindicated the over-priced 3D effect, and vice versa.  The humor may now again be laughed heartily without interfering on the borderline banality of the second part. 

Transformers the 3rd takes a whopping 157 minutes and operates on a broad level.  Megan Fox’s ass and marble belly while leaving a gaping hole (don’t even think it, Shia), but Rosie Huntington-Whiteley gazelle legs and an absence of self-esteem affects what sexy outfits, makes the loss more than up for it (almost, but I admit that she is lengthy!) 

Michael Bay will never grow up and his camera never not move and that’s why we love him?

What?

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, OnMedea, Jill Kennedy, Michael Bay, Transformers: Dark of the Moon, Ehren Kruger, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Ken Jeong, Josh Duhamel, Frances McDormand, Patrick Dempsey, John Malkovich, Leonard Nimoy, Tyrese Gibson, John Turturro, Alan Tudyk, Peter Cullen, Frank Welker, Tom Kenny, James Avery, Glenn Morshower, Keiko Agena, Julie White, Kevin Dunn, Charles Adler, Lester Speight, Robert Foxworth, Kym Whitley, Mark Ryan, Jess Harnell, Kathleen Gati, LaMonica Garrett, Anthony Azizi, Elena Kolpachikova, David Hutchison, David St. James, Jack Donner, Kevin Sizemore, Chris Sheffield, Lindsey Ginter, Brett Stimely, Markiss McFadden, Steve Hersack, Darren O'Hare, Darcy Leutzinger, Robert Herrick, James D. Weston, Scott C. Roe, Bob Kaye, Michael Loeffelholz, Rob Guzzo, Joel Shock, Denny Torich, Annie Hsu, Jason Endicott, Matt McVay, Morgan Williams, Bryan Basil, Nathaniel Best, Anthony Bonaventura, Ryan Buckley, Ken Bulcroft, Michael Daniel Cassady, Jason Adam Chaffin, Larry Clarke, Cameron Comstock, Jordan Michael Coulson, Thomas Crawford, Adam Critchlow, Andrew Daly, John Dezsi, Gena Ellis, John Farrer, Maile Flanagan, Reese Foster, Aaron Garrido, Corin Grant, Marie Grujicic-Delage, Terrick Guindy, Niki Haze, William Haze, Jessie Heiman, David Hill, Jasyn Jefferies, Haytham Kandil, Josh Kelly, Kristoffer Kjornes, Inna Korobkina, Erik Kowalski, Scott Krinsky, Joel Lambert, Scott Levy, Brett Lynch, Noelle Lynn, Taylor McCluskey, Alecia McGill, Ray Mirabal, Michael Morana, Prida Moreza, Paul Morgan, Dean Napolitano, Jason Neisewander, Daniel OKeefe, Michael Palma, Kenny Bates, Ian Bryce, Allegra Clegg, Matthew Cohan Tom DeSanto, Lorenzo di Bonaventura, Brian Goldner, Michael Kase, Michelle McGonagle, Don Murphy, Steven Spielberg, Mark Vahradian, Steve Jablonsky, Amir M. Mokri, Roger Barton, William Goldenberg, Joel Negron, Denise Chamian, Nigel Phelps, Ralph Bertelle, Allegra CleggSince it not hurt that the series itself basically just over and over and fail to real surprises.  The sensitive and thoughtful boy agrees, in some respects (to be sure, I’ll ask brother Jarri later).

The 3D effect is due to the native style handsomely turned out – but just as volatile as the paint on the Autobots.  Also, the content of amateurism from Transformers 2 will be largely spared.

If you still remember the slogan from the second film recalls says that “Only a Prime can kill a Prime” – which is to capture the action of the third part in full: “Only a Prime can resurrect a Prime.”

Knowing about these facts once swallowed, the rest of the film stripped of leaves before the mind’s eye and the viewer is unaffected from surprises.  But the Transformers movies were anyway never looked for their offense, at least, is an old saying – so old as to be not understandable.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, OnMedea, Jill Kennedy, Michael Bay, Transformers: Dark of the Moon, Ehren Kruger, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Ken Jeong, Josh Duhamel, Frances McDormand, Patrick Dempsey, John Malkovich, Leonard Nimoy, Tyrese Gibson, John Turturro, Alan Tudyk, Peter Cullen, Frank Welker, Tom Kenny, James Avery, Glenn Morshower, Keiko Agena, Julie White, Kevin Dunn, Charles Adler, Lester Speight, Robert Foxworth, Kym Whitley, Mark Ryan, Jess Harnell, Kathleen Gati, LaMonica Garrett, Anthony Azizi, Elena Kolpachikova, David Hutchison, David St. James, Jack Donner, Kevin Sizemore, Chris Sheffield, Lindsey Ginter, Brett Stimely, Markiss McFadden, Steve Hersack, Darren O'Hare, Darcy Leutzinger, Robert Herrick, James D. Weston, Scott C. Roe, Bob Kaye, Michael Loeffelholz, Rob Guzzo, Joel Shock, Denny Torich, Annie Hsu, Jason Endicott, Matt McVay, Morgan Williams, Bryan Basil, Nathaniel Best, Anthony Bonaventura, Ryan Buckley, Ken Bulcroft, Michael Daniel Cassady, Jason Adam Chaffin, Larry Clarke, Cameron Comstock, Jordan Michael Coulson, Thomas Crawford, Adam Critchlow, Andrew Daly, John Dezsi, Gena Ellis, John Farrer, Maile Flanagan, Reese Foster, Aaron Garrido, Corin Grant, Marie Grujicic-Delage, Terrick Guindy, Niki Haze, William Haze, Jessie Heiman, David Hill, Jasyn Jefferies, Haytham Kandil, Josh Kelly, Kristoffer Kjornes, Inna Korobkina, Erik Kowalski, Scott Krinsky, Joel Lambert, Scott Levy, Brett Lynch, Noelle Lynn, Taylor McCluskey, Alecia McGill, Ray Mirabal, Michael Morana, Prida Moreza, Paul Morgan, Dean Napolitano, Jason Neisewander, Daniel OKeefe, Michael Palma, Kenny Bates, Ian Bryce, Allegra Clegg, Matthew Cohan Tom DeSanto, Lorenzo di Bonaventura, Brian Goldner, Michael Kase, Michelle McGonagle, Don Murphy, Steven Spielberg, Mark Vahradian, Steve Jablonsky, Amir M. Mokri, Roger Barton, William Goldenberg, Joel Negron, Denise Chamian, Nigel Phelps, Ralph Bertelle, Allegra CleggNevertheless, a fairly logical and understandable sequence of actions will be gratefully accepted.  The more effortless a film executes its structural plot points, the more positive the effect on the film – what Bay’s third try masters solid.

But the fact remains that the film series has reached a dead end.  The same hero stereotype, the same car brands, the same threats, same jokes.

With the new Shia LaBeouf (asshole!) again on the site itself needs love are back at 0.  It was a physical impossibility, that could turn Transformers the 3rd worse than its immediate predecessor – and this is proven correct.

But as B.B. King sang, “the thrill is gone”, Michael Bay‘s robot toys have lost their appeal, what remains is a pile of crap metal that sparkles in sunlight and impressed by its size – but no more.

Size doesn’t matter.  Which is what Megan probably said to the Shia meat (Carey Mulligan, too).  We can dream.

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P.S.  Once again, The Glee Project! I’m rooting for the munchkin and the bitch!  You?