Dear Tiger Woods, Please Keep Lying

Online celebrity gossip blogs need you to keep evading authorities and issuing bizarre statements on your website.  It’s the only way many of them will be able to survive the current advertising slowdown. For a while, the crazy death of Michael Jackson and the pending…

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White Male Disney Executives Embrace Women

Apparently, Rich Ross has had an epiphany:  Women like movies. According to the Los Angeles Times (and I’m paraphrasing/ reading between-the-lines), Rich Ross has told (male) literary agents at (male) literary agencies (who represent [male] literary writers), that (Walt) Disney Studios would like to produce…

Notional – R.I.P.

The revolution is over… and what a crappy revolution it was. Notional – the only company to ever come up with the idea for a dating show in a taxi; a competitive cooking show; a home makeover show; as well as several shitty internet game…

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Meredith Whitney Is Wrong

Meredith Whitney has been right in the past. Meredith Whitney has been wrong in the past. Meredith Whitney will be right about some things in the future. And Meredith Whitney will be very wrong about some things the future. The point? Meredith Whitney doesn’t know…

The TV.com Awards?

I received an email this morning from a friend who said:  “Jill, OMG, you have to click on this link and vote for my show!” “Vote for what?”, I said. “The Best Of 2009 TV.com Awards!  My show was nominated!” Are you fucking kidding me? …

Attention FoxPop and All Other Home Entertainment Groups

STOP DOING SHIT!  Just stop it.  People have already lost their ability to focus on any one particular thing and you want to “FoxPopize” your movies? Let me explain.  20th Century Fox (that name is truly fitting in this case) is debuting a new service…