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Posted on November 15, 2010August 10, 2011

TBS – Go Get Your Shinebox

$100 million start up fund, Adam Fogelson, Adam Townsend, Alan Braverman, Alan Greenberg, Alan Spoon, Alexander von Furstenberg, Andrew Heller, Andrew Mooney, Andy Bird, Angela Bromstad, Angeline Straka, Anne Sweeney, Anthea Disney, Anthony G. Ambrosio, Ari Emanuel, Arnold Kopelson, Arthur Martinez, Aylwin Lewis, Barry Diller, Ben Hur, Ben Hur Silverman, Ben Silverman, Beryl Cook, Billy Batts, Blythe McGarvie, Bob Greenblatt, Bob Iger, Body by Jake, Brad Grey, Brent Woodford, Broadcast networks are dead, Brooks Barnes, Bruce Gordon, Bryan Lourd, Carl Folta, Charles Gifford, Charles King, Charles Phillips, Chase Carey, Chrstine McCarthy, Craig Smith, David Devoe, David Janollari, David Levy, David Poltrack, David R. Angelman, David Rosenblatt, Debra Lee, DeDe Lea, Denise White, DiGa, Disney, Donald R. Keough, Donna Langley, Doug Morris, DumbDumb, Edgard Bronfman, Electus, Electus Logo, Elisabeth Kubler-Ross, Endemol, Ezra Kucharz, Five Stages of Grief, Fortune's 40 under 40, Frank Smiley, Frank Vincent, Fred Langhammer, Fred Salerno, Gary Countryman, Gary Ginsberg, Genie Gavenchak, George Abrams, George Bodenheimer, Gil Schwartz, Goodfellas, Graham Stanton, Greg Blatt, Greg Morrow, Greg Stevens, Gregg Winiarski, Hans Woolley, IAC, Ike Perlmutter, Jack Horner, Jack Wakshlag, James Barge, James Bombassei, James Murdoch, Jason Batement, Jason Stewart, Jay Herratti, Jay Leno, Jay Rasulo, Jayne Parker, Jeff Bewkes, Jeff Immelt, Jeff Ross, Jeff Weiner, Jeff Zucker, Jeff Zucker's firing, Jeffrey Immelt, Jersey Shore, Jill Kennedy, Jim McCaffrey, Jim Walton, Joanne Hawkins, Joe Pesci, Joey Levin, John Bryson, John C. Malone, John Chen, John Ferriter, John Foley, John Kampfe, John Nallen, John Pepper, Joseph Califano, Joseph Ianniello, Josh Abramson, Jr., Jr. Frederic Salerno, Judith Estrin, Judy McGrath, Julie Henderson, Justin.tv, Kara Swisher, Kelly Regal, Kevin Mayer, Keynote address, Khan Manka, King World, Lawrence Jacobs, Leonard Goldberg, Les Moonves, Linda Griego, Liz Gateley, Louis Briskman, Louis Castle, Louise Sams, Manka Bros., Mark Burnett, Mark Stein, Martin Franks, media analyst, Michael Eisner, Michael Fricklas, Michael Jackson, Michael Regan, Michael Schwerdtman, Michael Zeisser, MIPTV Conference 2010, Monica Lozano, Mt. Kilimanjaro, NBC Universal, New York Times, Nikki Finke, Notional, On Death and Dying, On Medea, OnMedea, Orin Smith, Paul Telegdy, Phil Kent, Philippe Dauman, Preston Padden, Reed Nolte, Rich Ross, Richard F. Zannino, Richard M. Jones, Rick Finkelstein, Ricky Van Veen, Robert Iger, Robert Kraft, Robert Matschullat, Roger Ailes, Ronald Iden, Rupert Murdoch, Ryan Seacrest, Scott Garell, Scott Savitz, Scott Teissler, Shana Fisher, Shari Redstone, Sharon Waxman, Sheryl Sandberg, Stacey Snider, Stephen McPherson, Steve Jobs, Steve Koonin, Steve Wadsworth, Stuart Snyder, Sumner Redstone, Susan Arnold, Terry Semel, The Biggest Loser, The Grill, the Jay Leno Show, The Restaurant, The Situation, The Tonight Show, thewrap.com, Thomas Dooley, Thomas J. McInerney, Thomas Staggs, Tina Brown, Tom Mockridge, Tommy DeVito, Tony DiSanto, Tony Santabarbara, twitter, Van Toffler, Victor Kaufman, Wade Davis, Walter Liss, Will Arnett, William Cohen, William Schwartz, Willow Bay, World's Largest Media Company, World's Largest Media company, Zenia MuchaWhat is it going to take for TBS (or any other Basic Cable channel) to get a little respect?

I watched the premiere week of Conan and thought it was fine and exactly what I expected (which is a slight disappointment, right?).  (Also, why was it on at 10pm on DirecTV when every advertisement in the world says 11pm?… but I digress.)

The one thing that did stand out was the constant bashing of TBS and Basic Cable in general (I know it is a joke, I get it – I also got it in 1985 when the Basic Cable jokes started).  But times have changed.

I was a proponent of Conan leaving NBC and for Jeff Zucker to be fired for many MANY reasons (including the handling of the Jay/Conan affair and for having anything to do with Ben Silverman.  Please, someone wash everything Ben touched, it’s filthy!).

But, I must say, I’m disappointed with the way Conan has handled the transition to TBS.  It was a very difficult decision, I’m sure, but why bash your new home?

Why is Basic Cable still struggling for any sort of respect?

It’s all very reminiscent of the scene from “Goodfellas” with Billy Batts (Frank Vincent) and Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci) in the bar.  Imagine Billy Batts is the “Broadcast Networks” and Tommy DeVito is “Basic Cable”:

$100 million start up fund, Adam Fogelson, Adam Townsend, Alan Braverman, Alan Greenberg, Alan Spoon, Alexander von Furstenberg, Andrew Heller, Andrew Mooney, Andy Bird, Angela Bromstad, Angeline Straka, Anne Sweeney, Anthea Disney, Anthony G. Ambrosio, Ari Emanuel, Arnold Kopelson, Arthur Martinez, Aylwin Lewis, Barry Diller, Ben Hur, Ben Hur Silverman, Ben Silverman, Beryl Cook, Billy Batts, Blythe McGarvie, Bob Greenblatt, Bob Iger, Body by Jake, Brad Grey, Brent Woodford, Broadcast networks are dead, Brooks Barnes, Bruce Gordon, Bryan Lourd, Carl Folta, Charles Gifford, Charles King, Charles Phillips, Chase Carey, Chrstine McCarthy, Craig Smith, David Devoe, David Janollari, David Levy, David Poltrack, David R. Angelman, David Rosenblatt, Debra Lee, DeDe Lea, Denise White, DiGa, Disney, Donald R. Keough, Donna Langley, Doug Morris, DumbDumb, Edgard Bronfman, Electus, Electus Logo, Elisabeth Kubler-Ross, Endemol, Ezra Kucharz, Five Stages of Grief, Fortune's 40 under 40, Frank Smiley, Frank Vincent, Fred Langhammer, Fred Salerno, Gary Countryman, Gary Ginsberg, Genie Gavenchak, George Abrams, George Bodenheimer, Gil Schwartz, Goodfellas, Graham Stanton, Greg Blatt, Greg Morrow, Greg Stevens, Gregg Winiarski, Hans Woolley, IAC, Ike Perlmutter, Jack Horner, Jack Wakshlag, James Barge, James Bombassei, James Murdoch, Jason Batement, Jason Stewart, Jay Herratti, Jay Leno, Jay Rasulo, Jayne Parker, Jeff Bewkes, Jeff Immelt, Jeff Ross, Jeff Weiner, Jeff Zucker, Jeff Zucker's firing, Jeffrey Immelt, Jersey Shore, Jill Kennedy, Jim McCaffrey, Jim Walton, Joanne Hawkins, Joe Pesci, Joey Levin, John Bryson, John C. Malone, John Chen, John Ferriter, John Foley, John Kampfe, John Nallen, John Pepper, Joseph Califano, Joseph Ianniello, Josh Abramson, Jr., Jr. Frederic Salerno, Judith Estrin, Judy McGrath, Julie Henderson, Justin.tv, Kara Swisher, Kelly Regal, Kevin Mayer, Keynote address, Khan Manka, King World, Lawrence Jacobs, Leonard Goldberg, Les Moonves, Linda Griego, Liz Gateley, Louis Briskman, Louis Castle, Louise Sams, Manka Bros., Mark Burnett, Mark Stein, Martin Franks, media analyst, Michael Eisner, Michael Fricklas, Michael Jackson, Michael Regan, Michael Schwerdtman, Michael Zeisser, MIPTV Conference 2010, Monica Lozano, Mt. Kilimanjaro, NBC Universal, New York Times, Nikki Finke, Notional, On Death and Dying, On Medea, OnMedea, Orin Smith, Paul Telegdy, Phil Kent, Philippe Dauman, Preston Padden, Reed Nolte, Rich Ross, Richard F. Zannino, Richard M. Jones, Rick Finkelstein, Ricky Van Veen, Robert Iger, Robert Kraft, Robert Matschullat, Roger Ailes, Ronald Iden, Rupert Murdoch, Ryan Seacrest, Scott Garell, Scott Savitz, Scott Teissler, Shana Fisher, Shari Redstone, Sharon Waxman, Sheryl Sandberg, Stacey Snider, Stephen McPherson, Steve Jobs, Steve Koonin, Steve Wadsworth, Stuart Snyder, Sumner Redstone, Susan Arnold, Terry Semel, The Biggest Loser, The Grill, the Jay Leno Show, The Restaurant, The Situation, The Tonight Show, thewrap.com, Thomas Dooley, Thomas J. McInerney, Thomas Staggs, Tina Brown, Tom Mockridge, Tommy DeVito, Tony DiSanto, Tony Santabarbara, twitter, Van Toffler, Victor Kaufman, Wade Davis, Walter Liss, Will Arnett, William Cohen, William Schwartz, Willow Bay, World's Largest Media Company, World's Largest Media company, Zenia MuchaBasic Cable: No more shines, Broadcast Networks.

Broadcast Networks: What?

Basic Cable: I said, no more shines.  Maybe you didn’t hear about it, you’ve been away a long time.  I don’t shine shoes anymore.

Broadcast Networks: Relax, will ya?  Ya flip out, what’s got into you?  I’m breaking your balls a little bit, that’s all.  I’m only kidding with ya…

Basic Cable: Sometimes you don’t sound like you’re kidding, you know, there’s a lotta people around…

Broadcast Networks: I’m only kidding with you.  I’m breaking your balls, and you’re getting fucking fresh.  I’m sorry.  I didn’t mean to offend you.

Basic Cable: I’m sorry, too.  It’s okay.  No problem.

Broadcast Networks: Now go home and get your fuckin’ shinebox!

Basic Cable: Mother fuckin’ mutt!  You fucking piece of shit!

If you remember the movie, Tommy then kicked and stabbed Billy about a thousand times, threw him in the trunk of his car and buried him in some disgusting pit.  I’m not saying Basic Cable will completely bury the Broadcast Networks – but it seems to be headed that general direction – so Broadcast Networks had better cut it out with the “shinebox attitude”.

And seriously, to watch Conan, you would think the year is 1985 and the only programming on TBS was really bad VHS copies of really bad 1970s movies and a few Body By Jake infommercials.

$100 million start up fund, Adam Fogelson, Adam Townsend, Alan Braverman, Alan Greenberg, Alan Spoon, Alexander von Furstenberg, Andrew Heller, Andrew Mooney, Andy Bird, Angela Bromstad, Angeline Straka, Anne Sweeney, Anthea Disney, Anthony G. Ambrosio, Ari Emanuel, Arnold Kopelson, Arthur Martinez, Aylwin Lewis, Barry Diller, Ben Hur, Ben Hur Silverman, Ben Silverman, Beryl Cook, Billy Batts, Blythe McGarvie, Bob Greenblatt, Bob Iger, Body by Jake, Brad Grey, Brent Woodford, Broadcast networks are dead, Brooks Barnes, Bruce Gordon, Bryan Lourd, Carl Folta, Charles Gifford, Charles King, Charles Phillips, Chase Carey, Chrstine McCarthy, Craig Smith, David Devoe, David Janollari, David Levy, David Poltrack, David R. Angelman, David Rosenblatt, Debra Lee, DeDe Lea, Denise White, DiGa, Disney, Donald R. Keough, Donna Langley, Doug Morris, DumbDumb, Edgard Bronfman, Electus, Electus Logo, Elisabeth Kubler-Ross, Endemol, Ezra Kucharz, Five Stages of Grief, Fortune's 40 under 40, Frank Smiley, Frank Vincent, Fred Langhammer, Fred Salerno, Gary Countryman, Gary Ginsberg, Genie Gavenchak, George Abrams, George Bodenheimer, Gil Schwartz, Goodfellas, Graham Stanton, Greg Blatt, Greg Morrow, Greg Stevens, Gregg Winiarski, Hans Woolley, IAC, Ike Perlmutter, Jack Horner, Jack Wakshlag, James Barge, James Bombassei, James Murdoch, Jason Batement, Jason Stewart, Jay Herratti, Jay Leno, Jay Rasulo, Jayne Parker, Jeff Bewkes, Jeff Immelt, Jeff Ross, Jeff Weiner, Jeff Zucker, Jeff Zucker's firing, Jeffrey Immelt, Jersey Shore, Jill Kennedy, Jim McCaffrey, Jim Walton, Joanne Hawkins, Joe Pesci, Joey Levin, John Bryson, John C. Malone, John Chen, John Ferriter, John Foley, John Kampfe, John Nallen, John Pepper, Joseph Califano, Joseph Ianniello, Josh Abramson, Jr., Jr. Frederic Salerno, Judith Estrin, Judy McGrath, Julie Henderson, Justin.tv, Kara Swisher, Kelly Regal, Kevin Mayer, Keynote address, Khan Manka, King World, Lawrence Jacobs, Leonard Goldberg, Les Moonves, Linda Griego, Liz Gateley, Louis Briskman, Louis Castle, Louise Sams, Manka Bros., Mark Burnett, Mark Stein, Martin Franks, media analyst, Michael Eisner, Michael Fricklas, Michael Jackson, Michael Regan, Michael Schwerdtman, Michael Zeisser, MIPTV Conference 2010, Monica Lozano, Mt. Kilimanjaro, NBC Universal, New York Times, Nikki Finke, Notional, On Death and Dying, On Medea, OnMedea, Orin Smith, Paul Telegdy, Phil Kent, Philippe Dauman, Preston Padden, Reed Nolte, Rich Ross, Richard F. Zannino, Richard M. Jones, Rick Finkelstein, Ricky Van Veen, Robert Iger, Robert Kraft, Robert Matschullat, Roger Ailes, Ronald Iden, Rupert Murdoch, Ryan Seacrest, Scott Garell, Scott Savitz, Scott Teissler, Shana Fisher, Shari Redstone, Sharon Waxman, Sheryl Sandberg, Stacey Snider, Stephen McPherson, Steve Jobs, Steve Koonin, Steve Wadsworth, Stuart Snyder, Sumner Redstone, Susan Arnold, Terry Semel, The Biggest Loser, The Grill, the Jay Leno Show, The Restaurant, The Situation, The Tonight Show, thewrap.com, Thomas Dooley, Thomas J. McInerney, Thomas Staggs, Tina Brown, Tom Mockridge, Tommy DeVito, Tony DiSanto, Tony Santabarbara, twitter, Van Toffler, Victor Kaufman, Wade Davis, Walter Liss, Will Arnett, William Cohen, William Schwartz, Willow Bay, World's Largest Media Company, World's Largest Media company, Zenia MuchaThis is 2010 and Basic Cable Channels are a key driver and profit center helping to keep the Hollywood machine afloat.

So how about a little respect, Conan?  I know you’re only getting $10 million from that suckass TBS that gives you “no budget” (other than a very large one) but come on!

And are you taping this show from some local station in Palmdale or in a very nice soundstage on a very nice Burbank studio lot?  And do you have one blimp to promote your show or zero blimps?

And the last I checked, Mad Men on AMC (Basic Cable) won the Emmy for Best Drama; TBS just paid upwards of $2 million/episode for Big Bang Theory (among others); and the ACE Awards (which was a popular punchline for comedians about FIFTEEN YEARS AGO) haven’t been on the air for FIFTEEN YEARS!

I would also argue that with its scripted reruns and movies, TBS and the other top Basic Cable Channels have better daytime programming than any of the Broadcast Station Groups (unless you like Judge shows) and the primetime lineups are equally as creative and catching up in the ratings.

In fact, Broadcast Networks are deep into the 5 Stages of Grief from “On Death and Dying” – and they have been in denial about Basic Cable for years.  Retrans is one final pathetic attempt to stay competitive.

So, Conan, I’m sorry you are stuck on lowly TBS when all your life you dreamed of being on NBC (now worth negative $690 million on NBC Universal’s balance sheet) – but the truth is, in today’s media environment, it’s not which channel you are on but the programming you produce.

Remember, even a show shot in a shack in Palmdale can be relevant (and widely seen) today.

$100 million start up fund, Adam Fogelson, Adam Townsend, Alan Braverman, Alan Greenberg, Alan Spoon, Alexander von Furstenberg, Andrew Heller, Andrew Mooney, Andy Bird, Angela Bromstad, Angeline Straka, Anne Sweeney, Anthea Disney, Anthony G. Ambrosio, Ari Emanuel, Arnold Kopelson, Arthur Martinez, Aylwin Lewis, Barry Diller, Ben Hur, Ben Hur Silverman, Ben Silverman, Beryl Cook, Billy Batts, Blythe McGarvie, Bob Greenblatt, Bob Iger, Body by Jake, Brad Grey, Brent Woodford, Broadcast networks are dead, Brooks Barnes, Bruce Gordon, Bryan Lourd, Carl Folta, Charles Gifford, Charles King, Charles Phillips, Chase Carey, Chrstine McCarthy, Craig Smith, David Devoe, David Janollari, David Levy, David Poltrack, David R. Angelman, David Rosenblatt, Debra Lee, DeDe Lea, Denise White, DiGa, Disney, Donald R. Keough, Donna Langley, Doug Morris, DumbDumb, Edgard Bronfman, Electus, Electus Logo, Elisabeth Kubler-Ross, Endemol, Ezra Kucharz, Five Stages of Grief, Fortune's 40 under 40, Frank Smiley, Frank Vincent, Fred Langhammer, Fred Salerno, Gary Countryman, Gary Ginsberg, Genie Gavenchak, George Abrams, George Bodenheimer, Gil Schwartz, Goodfellas, Graham Stanton, Greg Blatt, Greg Morrow, Greg Stevens, Gregg Winiarski, Hans Woolley, IAC, Ike Perlmutter, Jack Horner, Jack Wakshlag, James Barge, James Bombassei, James Murdoch, Jason Batement, Jason Stewart, Jay Herratti, Jay Leno, Jay Rasulo, Jayne Parker, Jeff Bewkes, Jeff Immelt, Jeff Ross, Jeff Weiner, Jeff Zucker, Jeff Zucker's firing, Jeffrey Immelt, Jersey Shore, Jill Kennedy, Jim McCaffrey, Jim Walton, Joanne Hawkins, Joe Pesci, Joey Levin, John Bryson, John C. Malone, John Chen, John Ferriter, John Foley, John Kampfe, John Nallen, John Pepper, Joseph Califano, Joseph Ianniello, Josh Abramson, Jr., Jr. Frederic Salerno, Judith Estrin, Judy McGrath, Julie Henderson, Justin.tv, Kara Swisher, Kelly Regal, Kevin Mayer, Keynote address, Khan Manka, King World, Lawrence Jacobs, Leonard Goldberg, Les Moonves, Linda Griego, Liz Gateley, Louis Briskman, Louis Castle, Louise Sams, Manka Bros., Mark Burnett, Mark Stein, Martin Franks, media analyst, Michael Eisner, Michael Fricklas, Michael Jackson, Michael Regan, Michael Schwerdtman, Michael Zeisser, MIPTV Conference 2010, Monica Lozano, Mt. Kilimanjaro, NBC Universal, New York Times, Nikki Finke, Notional, On Death and Dying, On Medea, OnMedea, Orin Smith, Paul Telegdy, Phil Kent, Philippe Dauman, Preston Padden, Reed Nolte, Rich Ross, Richard F. Zannino, Richard M. Jones, Rick Finkelstein, Ricky Van Veen, Robert Iger, Robert Kraft, Robert Matschullat, Roger Ailes, Ronald Iden, Rupert Murdoch, Ryan Seacrest, Scott Garell, Scott Savitz, Scott Teissler, Shana Fisher, Shari Redstone, Sharon Waxman, Sheryl Sandberg, Stacey Snider, Stephen McPherson, Steve Jobs, Steve Koonin, Steve Wadsworth, Stuart Snyder, Sumner Redstone, Susan Arnold, Terry Semel, The Biggest Loser, The Grill, the Jay Leno Show, The Restaurant, The Situation, The Tonight Show, thewrap.com, Thomas Dooley, Thomas J. McInerney, Thomas Staggs, Tina Brown, Tom Mockridge, Tommy DeVito, Tony DiSanto, Tony Santabarbara, twitter, Van Toffler, Victor Kaufman, Wade Davis, Walter Liss, Will Arnett, William Cohen, William Schwartz, Willow Bay, World's Largest Media Company, World's Largest Media company, Zenia MuchaJill Kennedy – OnMedea

P.S. – Why doesn’t anyone ever bash MTV for being “Basic Cable”?  Just wondering.

Posted on October 1, 2010April 21, 2011

Say It Ain’t So, Tony DiSanto

$100 million start up fund, Adam Fogelson, Alan Spoon, Alexander von Furstenberg, Angela Bromstad, Ari Emanuel, Arthur Martinez, Barry Diller, Ben Hur, Ben Hur Silverman, Ben Silverman, Bob Greenblatt, Bryan Lourd, Charles King, Craig Smith, David Janollari, David Rosenblatt, DiGa, Donald R. Keough, Donna Langley, DumbDumb, Edgard Bronfman, Electus, Electus Logo, Endemol, Ezra Kucharz, Fortune's 40 under 40, Graham Stanton, Greg Blatt, Greg Morrow, Greg Stevens, Gregg Winiarski, Hans Woolley, IAC, Jason Batement, Jason Stewart, Jay Herratti, Jay Leno, Jeff Weiner, Jeff Zucker, Jeff Zucker's firing, Jeffrey Immelt, Jersey Shore, Jill Kennedy, Joanne Hawkins, Joey Levin, John C. Malone, John Ferriter, John Foley, Josh Abramson, Jr., Kara Swisher, Keynote address, Khan Manka, King World, Liz Gateley, Louis Castle, Manka Bros., Mark Burnett, Mark Stein, media analyst, Michael Jackson, Michael Schwerdtman, Michael Zeisser, MIPTV Conference 2010, Mt. Kilimanjaro, NBC Universal, Nikki Finke, Notional, On Medea, OnMedea, Paul Telegdy, Richard F. Zannino, Rick Finkelstein, Ricky Van Veen, Ryan Seacrest, Scott Garell, Scott Savitz, Shana Fisher, Sharon Waxman, Terry Semel, The Biggest Loser, The Grill, the Jay Leno Show, The Restaurant, The Situation, The Tonight Show, thewrap.com, Thomas J. McInerney, Tina Brown, Tony DiSanto, twitter, Van Toffler, Victor Kaufman, Will ArnettSeriously? Is this the guy you want to work for? Ugh.

Oh, well… It’s just a shame.

Tony, you have a reputation for being one of the good guys in Hollywood and you’re going to work for Ben Silverman?

Come on, man!

I’m on-board with you wanting to leave MTV and get back to your real passion – being a content producer.

I’m on-board with the company name – DiGa. Di (Santo) and Ga (for partner Liz Gately). DiGa. I’m sure there is also some foreign word that it translates to that gives it another dimension.

What I’m not on-board with is you partnering with Electus.

Every studio in town would most likely want to make a deal with you guys and now you’re stuck going to Holiday parties with Ben Silverman and Ricky Van Veen?

You’re better than that, Tony!

Now, most people who read this blog regularly know that I haven’t been too kind to Mr. Silverman over the past year or so (several examples are listed below)…

Example A; Example B; Example C; Example D; Example E; Example F; Example G; Example H; Example I; Example J; Example K; Example L; Example M; Example N

$100 million start up fund, Adam Fogelson, Alan Spoon, Alexander von Furstenberg, Angela Bromstad, Ari Emanuel, Arthur Martinez, Barry Diller, Ben Hur, Ben Hur Silverman, Ben Silverman, Bob Greenblatt, Bryan Lourd, Charles King, Craig Smith, David Janollari, David Rosenblatt, DiGa, Donald R. Keough, Donna Langley, DumbDumb, Edgard Bronfman, Electus, Electus Logo, Endemol, Ezra Kucharz, Fortune's 40 under 40, Graham Stanton, Greg Blatt, Greg Morrow, Greg Stevens, Gregg Winiarski, Hans Woolley, IAC, Jason Batement, Jason Stewart, Jay Herratti, Jay Leno, Jeff Weiner, Jeff Zucker, Jeff Zucker's firing, Jeffrey Immelt, Jersey Shore, Jill Kennedy, Joanne Hawkins, Joey Levin, John C. Malone, John Ferriter, John Foley, Josh Abramson, Jr., Kara Swisher, Keynote address, Khan Manka, King World, Liz Gateley, Louis Castle, Manka Bros., Mark Burnett, Mark Stein, media analyst, Michael Jackson, Michael Schwerdtman, Michael Zeisser, MIPTV Conference 2010, Mt. Kilimanjaro, NBC Universal, Nikki Finke, Notional, On Medea, OnMedea, Paul Telegdy, Richard F. Zannino, Rick Finkelstein, Ricky Van Veen, Ryan Seacrest, Scott Garell, Scott Savitz, Shana Fisher, Sharon Waxman, Terry Semel, The Biggest Loser, The Grill, the Jay Leno Show, The Restaurant, The Situation, The Tonight Show, thewrap.com, Thomas J. McInerney, Tina Brown, Tony DiSanto, twitter, Van Toffler, Victor Kaufman, Will Arnett… but, Tony, you’re being way too nice here. You’re actually giving Ben a hint of credibility. Credibility that he doesn’t deserve.

However, maybe it’s not over.

Perhaps something can be done to stop it… something like Howard Beale in “Network” screaming to “Stop the CCA Deal now!” (fyi, the fictional Saudi Arabian deal with CCA – the parent company of fictional TV network UBS).

If enough people actually care, we could mobilize and march on Electus Headquarters (which I believe is the Wynn Resort Las Vegas) screaming over and over: STOP THE DIGA / ELECTUS DEAL NOW! STOP THE DIGA / ELECTUS DEAL NOW!

Ah, nevermind. Good luck, Tony.

$100 million start up fund, Adam Fogelson, Alan Spoon, Alexander von Furstenberg, Angela Bromstad, Ari Emanuel, Arthur Martinez, Barry Diller, Ben Hur, Ben Hur Silverman, Ben Silverman, Bob Greenblatt, Bryan Lourd, Charles King, Craig Smith, David Janollari, David Rosenblatt, DiGa, Donald R. Keough, Donna Langley, DumbDumb, Edgard Bronfman, Electus, Electus Logo, Endemol, Ezra Kucharz, Fortune's 40 under 40, Graham Stanton, Greg Blatt, Greg Morrow, Greg Stevens, Gregg Winiarski, Hans Woolley, IAC, Jason Batement, Jason Stewart, Jay Herratti, Jay Leno, Jeff Weiner, Jeff Zucker, Jeff Zucker's firing, Jeffrey Immelt, Jersey Shore, Jill Kennedy, Joanne Hawkins, Joey Levin, John C. Malone, John Ferriter, John Foley, Josh Abramson, Jr., Kara Swisher, Keynote address, Khan Manka, King World, Liz Gateley, Louis Castle, Manka Bros., Mark Burnett, Mark Stein, media analyst, Michael Jackson, Michael Schwerdtman, Michael Zeisser, MIPTV Conference 2010, Mt. Kilimanjaro, NBC Universal, Nikki Finke, Notional, On Medea, OnMedea, Paul Telegdy, Richard F. Zannino, Rick Finkelstein, Ricky Van Veen, Ryan Seacrest, Scott Garell, Scott Savitz, Shana Fisher, Sharon Waxman, Terry Semel, The Biggest Loser, The Grill, the Jay Leno Show, The Restaurant, The Situation, The Tonight Show, thewrap.com, Thomas J. McInerney, Tina Brown, Tony DiSanto, twitter, Van Toffler, Victor Kaufman, Will ArnettJill Kennedy – OnMedea

Posted on September 23, 2010April 12, 2011

More BS (I Mean Wisdom) From Ben Silverman

$100 million start up fund, Adam Fogelson, Alan Spoon, Alexander von Furstenberg, Angela Bromstad, Ari Emanuel, Arthur Martinez, Barry Diller, Ben Hur, Ben Hur Silverman, Ben Silverman, Bryan Lourd, Charles King, Craig Smith, David Rosenblatt, Donald R. Keough, Donna Langley, DumbDumb, Edgard Bronfman, Electus, Electus Logo, Endemol, Ezra Kucharz, Fortune's 40 under 40, Graham Stanton, Greg Blatt, Greg Morrow, Greg Stevens, Gregg Winiarski, Hans Woolley, IAC, Jason Batement, Jason Stewart, Jay Herratti, Jay Leno, Jeff Weiner, Jeff Zucker, Jeff Zucker's firing, Jeffrey Immelt, Jill Kennedy, Joanne Hawkins, Joey Levin, John C. Malone, John Ferriter, John Foley, Josh Abramson, Jr., Kara Swisher, Keynote address, Khan Manka, King World, Louis Castle, Manka Bros., Mark Burnett, Mark Stein, media analyst, Michael Jackson, Michael Schwerdtman, Michael Zeisser, MIPTV Conference 2010, Mt. Kilimanjaro, NBC Universal, Nikki Finke, Notional, On Medea, OnMedea, Paul Telegdy, Richard F. Zannino, Rick Finkelstein, Ricky Van Veen, Ryan Seacrest, Scott Garell, Scott Savitz, Shana Fisher, Sharon Waxman, Terry Semel, The Biggest Loser, The Grill, the Jay Leno Show, The Restaurant, The Tonight Show, thewrap.com, Thomas J. McInerney, Tina Brown, twitter, Victor Kaufman, Will ArnettBen Silverman needs to eat.  Wild eyed and gulag skinny, Ben took the stage at Sharon Waxman’s “The Grill” (can’t wait to blog about that some day) and continued to tell people he is changing the world.

“I’m not 21 and still in my dorm room, but I think this company has an opportunity to be an enormous company in terms of its profitability.  I’ll measure success in terms of impacting the audience, empowering storytelling and making dough.”

That must be so encouraging to Barry Diller.  I’m sure he’s licking his chops anticipating those Electus profits.  Seriously, where do I sign up?  How can I invest?  Ben is so focused on making money it doesn’t look like he’s slept a wink or ate a meal in months.  I mean, look at him – all disheveled and greasy – that’s the face of success.

The Hollywood lifestyle has really done wonders for him.  I need to find out what multivitamin he takes.

From what I gather, here’s what we can look forward to from Ben Silverman and Electus:

  • “Pedro & Maria” (MTV) brought to you by Proctor & Gamble.  Because nothing says Hispanic like Proctor & Gamble.  The show is basically a Romeo & Juliet remake (but waaaay cooler than Shakespeare with much better music).  I’ll be looking out for a scene in a laundromat where Pedro or Maria are washing clothes with P&G’s All-New Gain detergent with Stain Buster 4X.  Or worse, one will text the other “Can U p/u some PROCTOR & GAMBLE GAIN DETERGENT 4 me?”
  • “Master of the Mix” (MTV) brought to you by Smirnoff Vodka.  A reality show DJ competition.  Because only the best DJs drink Smirnoff.  And, remember, it takes a lot of Smirnoff to become a great DJ.
$100 million start up fund, Adam Fogelson, Alan Spoon, Alexander von Furstenberg, Angela Bromstad, Ari Emanuel, Arthur Martinez, Barry Diller, Ben Hur, Ben Hur Silverman, Ben Silverman, Bryan Lourd, Charles King, Craig Smith, David Rosenblatt, Donald R. Keough, Donna Langley, DumbDumb, Edgard Bronfman, Electus, Electus Logo, Endemol, Ezra Kucharz, Fortune's 40 under 40, Graham Stanton, Greg Blatt, Greg Morrow, Greg Stevens, Gregg Winiarski, Hans Woolley, IAC, Jason Batement, Jason Stewart, Jay Herratti, Jay Leno, Jeff Weiner, Jeff Zucker, Jeff Zucker's firing, Jeffrey Immelt, Jill Kennedy, Joanne Hawkins, Joey Levin, John C. Malone, John Ferriter, John Foley, Josh Abramson, Jr., Kara Swisher, Keynote address, Khan Manka, King World, Louis Castle, Manka Bros., Mark Burnett, Mark Stein, media analyst, Michael Jackson, Michael Schwerdtman, Michael Zeisser, MIPTV Conference 2010, Mt. Kilimanjaro, NBC Universal, Nikki Finke, Notional, On Medea, OnMedea, Paul Telegdy, Richard F. Zannino, Rick Finkelstein, Ricky Van Veen, Ryan Seacrest, Scott Garell, Scott Savitz, Shana Fisher, Sharon Waxman, Terry Semel, The Biggest Loser, The Grill, the Jay Leno Show, The Restaurant, The Tonight Show, thewrap.com, Thomas J. McInerney, Tina Brown, twitter, Victor Kaufman, Will ArnettShows unlike any we’ve ever seen.  Great stuff, Ben. 

And these series perfectly embody the Electus manifesto:  “Allowing Content Creators and Branding Partners To Reach Audiences Like Never Before”.  Because how else is MTV going to reach an audience?  Through its massive global reach and international marketing organization?  Unlikely.

And there is obviously a lot more to come from Electus.  Ben continued:  “We have relationships on a profound level with the A-list storytelling matrix in Hollywood and NYC.  Our goal is to win Golden Globes.”

Lofty goals indeed, Ben.  But, why the fuck not?!  Greatness like this only comes around once every million years or so.

So shoot for the moon, Ben, and even if you miss you’ll land among the stars.

$100 million start up fund, Adam Fogelson, Alan Spoon, Alexander von Furstenberg, Angela Bromstad, Ari Emanuel, Arthur Martinez, Barry Diller, Ben Hur, Ben Hur Silverman, Ben Silverman, Bryan Lourd, Charles King, Craig Smith, David Rosenblatt, Donald R. Keough, Donna Langley, DumbDumb, Edgard Bronfman, Electus, Electus Logo, Endemol, Ezra Kucharz, Fortune's 40 under 40, Graham Stanton, Greg Blatt, Greg Morrow, Greg Stevens, Gregg Winiarski, Hans Woolley, IAC, Jason Batement, Jason Stewart, Jay Herratti, Jay Leno, Jeff Weiner, Jeff Zucker, Jeff Zucker's firing, Jeffrey Immelt, Jill Kennedy, Joanne Hawkins, Joey Levin, John C. Malone, John Ferriter, John Foley, Josh Abramson, Jr., Kara Swisher, Keynote address, Khan Manka, King World, Louis Castle, Manka Bros., Mark Burnett, Mark Stein, media analyst, Michael Jackson, Michael Schwerdtman, Michael Zeisser, MIPTV Conference 2010, Mt. Kilimanjaro, NBC Universal, Nikki Finke, Notional, On Medea, OnMedea, Paul Telegdy, Richard F. Zannino, Rick Finkelstein, Ricky Van Veen, Ryan Seacrest, Scott Garell, Scott Savitz, Shana Fisher, Sharon Waxman, Terry Semel, The Biggest Loser, The Grill, the Jay Leno Show, The Restaurant, The Tonight Show, thewrap.com, Thomas J. McInerney, Tina Brown, twitter, Victor Kaufman, Will ArnettJill Kennedy – OnMedea

Posted on August 1, 2010April 12, 2011

Electus – Starring Ben Silverman

$100 million start up fund, Adam Fogelson, Alan Spoon, Alexander von Furstenberg, Angela Bromstad, Ari Emanuel, Arthur Martinez, Barry Diller, Ben Hur, Ben Hur Silverman, Ben Silverman, Bryan Lourd, Charles King, Craig Smith, David Rosenblatt, Donald R. Keough, Donna Langley, DumbDumb, Edgard Bronfman, Electus, Electus Logo, Endemol, Ezra Kucharz, Fortune's 40 under 40, Graham Stanton, Greg Blatt, Greg Morrow, Greg Stevens, Gregg Winiarski, Hans Woolley, IAC, Jason Batement, Jason Stewart, Jay Herratti, Jay Leno, Jeff Weiner, Jeff Zucker, Jeff Zucker's firing, Jeffrey Immelt, Jill Kennedy, Joanne Hawkins, Joey Levin, John C. Malone, John Ferriter, John Foley, Josh Abramson, Jr., Kara Swisher, Keynote address, Khan Manka, King World, Louis Castle, Manka Bros., Mark Burnett, Mark Stein, media analyst, Michael Jackson, Michael Schwerdtman, Michael Zeisser, MIPTV Conference 2010, Mt. Kilimanjaro, NBC Universal, Nikki Finke, Notional, On Medea, OnMedea, Paul Telegdy, Richard F. Zannino, Rick Finkelstein, Ricky Van Veen, Ryan Seacrest, Scott Garell, Scott Savitz, Shana Fisher, Sharon Waxman, Terry Semel, The Biggest Loser, the Jay Leno Show, The Restaurant, The Tonight Show, thewrap.com, Thomas J. McInerney, Tina Brown, twitter, Victor Kaufman, Will ArnettApparently there is a new movie coming out called “Electus” and it looks like it stars Ben Silverman.

This afternoon, I thought I would do a little checking up on Ben’s $100 million dollar company and discovered that, unlike the way the website looked a month ago, there is actually some content now.

Content starring Ben Silverman.

The content is a $100 million dollar sizzle reel with flying headlines glorifying the accomplishments of…  Ben Silverman.

I stared at the video, with its horrible techno-pop / Eurotrash soundtrack (though fitting), in amazement.  Is this what revolution looks like?

$100 million start up fund, Adam Fogelson, Alan Spoon, Alexander von Furstenberg, Angela Bromstad, Ari Emanuel, Arthur Martinez, Barry Diller, Ben Hur, Ben Hur Silverman, Ben Silverman, Bryan Lourd, Charles King, Craig Smith, David Rosenblatt, Donald R. Keough, Donna Langley, DumbDumb, Edgard Bronfman, Electus, Electus Logo, Endemol, Ezra Kucharz, Fortune's 40 under 40, Graham Stanton, Greg Blatt, Greg Morrow, Greg Stevens, Gregg Winiarski, Hans Woolley, IAC, Jason Batement, Jason Stewart, Jay Herratti, Jay Leno, Jeff Weiner, Jeff Zucker, Jeff Zucker's firing, Jeffrey Immelt, Jill Kennedy, Joanne Hawkins, Joey Levin, John C. Malone, John Ferriter, John Foley, Josh Abramson, Jr., Kara Swisher, Keynote address, Khan Manka, King World, Louis Castle, Manka Bros., Mark Burnett, Mark Stein, media analyst, Michael Jackson, Michael Schwerdtman, Michael Zeisser, MIPTV Conference 2010, Mt. Kilimanjaro, NBC Universal, Nikki Finke, Notional, On Medea, OnMedea, Paul Telegdy, Richard F. Zannino, Rick Finkelstein, Ricky Van Veen, Ryan Seacrest, Scott Garell, Scott Savitz, Shana Fisher, Sharon Waxman, Terry Semel, The Biggest Loser, the Jay Leno Show, The Restaurant, The Tonight Show, thewrap.com, Thomas J. McInerney, Tina Brown, twitter, Victor Kaufman, Will ArnettI then went to the other page (yes, there is one other page on the site, you can’t expect too much in one year) and discovered a chart.

A chart that even a freakin’ moron can understand.

How can something that looks so simple (so elegant) and so “old media” change the world in such a profound way?

I’m still trying to process how great it all is.

I’m seriously at a loss for words.

There is only one person on the planet that knows what the future of media looks like.  His name is Ben Silverman but he can’t talk right now – he has an early morning call on the set of another sizzle reel he is starring in titled “Managing Expectations”.

$100 million start up fund, Adam Fogelson, Alan Spoon, Alexander von Furstenberg, Angela Bromstad, Ari Emanuel, Arthur Martinez, Barry Diller, Ben Hur, Ben Hur Silverman, Ben Silverman, Bryan Lourd, Charles King, Craig Smith, David Rosenblatt, Donald R. Keough, Donna Langley, DumbDumb, Edgard Bronfman, Electus, Electus Logo, Endemol, Ezra Kucharz, Fortune's 40 under 40, Graham Stanton, Greg Blatt, Greg Morrow, Greg Stevens, Gregg Winiarski, Hans Woolley, IAC, Jason Batement, Jason Stewart, Jay Herratti, Jay Leno, Jeff Weiner, Jeff Zucker, Jeff Zucker's firing, Jeffrey Immelt, Jill Kennedy, Joanne Hawkins, Joey Levin, John C. Malone, John Ferriter, John Foley, Josh Abramson, Jr., Kara Swisher, Keynote address, Khan Manka, King World, Louis Castle, Manka Bros., Mark Burnett, Mark Stein, media analyst, Michael Jackson, Michael Schwerdtman, Michael Zeisser, MIPTV Conference 2010, Mt. Kilimanjaro, NBC Universal, Nikki Finke, Notional, On Medea, OnMedea, Paul Telegdy, Richard F. Zannino, Rick Finkelstein, Ricky Van Veen, Ryan Seacrest, Scott Garell, Scott Savitz, Shana Fisher, Sharon Waxman, Terry Semel, The Biggest Loser, the Jay Leno Show, The Restaurant, The Tonight Show, thewrap.com, Thomas J. McInerney, Tina Brown, twitter, Victor Kaufman, Will ArnettJill Kennedy – OnMedea

Posted on June 25, 2010February 8, 2024

Jason Bateman Cuts iPhone Line – Gets Booed

Who cares?  He’s a celebrity and celebrities win.  Deal with it.  No one would care if the Pope or Rupert Murdoch was moved to the front of the line.

I think the ‘booing’ was more because of the Orbit Gum Commercial Jason produced for DumbDumb and Electus than for getting special treatment by a store manager.

I also heard a rumor that at the Apple Store on 5th Avenue in New York, once it was discovered that Ben Silverman was standing in line like a common schmuck, people in front of him laid on the ground.  Police then ordered Ben to step over and on their bodies to get to the front.  Ben did gladly and was able to get the last phone in stock (which was promptly comped to him by the store because of who he was).

And in Queens, New York, Ricky Van Veen waited in line for over 24 hours and still didn’t get a phone and wasn’t allowed to cut.  He also still hasn’t been able to get tickets to Twilight Eclipse.

Accel Partners, Ben Silverman, Bob Iger, Chris Hughes, David Kirkpatrick, Dustin Moskovitz, Eduardo Saverin, Gerald Levin, Greylock Partners, HBO, Jeff Bewkes, Jeff Zucker, Jill Kennedy, Joanna Shields, Jon Miller, Khan Manka, Li Ka-shing, Manka Bros., Mark Cuban, Mark Zuckerberg, Matt Cohler, MySpace, Nicolas Carlson, OnMedea, Owen Van Natta, Paul Buchheit, Peter Thiel, Rupert Murdoch, Sheryl Sandberg, Sumner Redstone, Toy Story 3Jill Kennedy – OnMedea

Posted on June 21, 2010April 4, 2011

Electus – COMING SOON!

$100 million start up fund, Adam Fogelson, Alan Spoon, Alexander von Furstenberg, Angela Bromstad, Ari Emanuel, Arthur Martinez, Barry Diller, Ben Hur, Ben Hur Silverman, Ben Silverman, Bryan Lourd, Charles King, Craig Smith, David Rosenblatt, Donald R. Keough, Donna Langley, DumbDumb, Edgard Bronfman, Electus, Electus Logo, Endemol, Ezra Kucharz, Fortune's 40 under 40, Graham Stanton, Greg Blatt, Greg Morrow, Greg Stevens, Gregg Winiarski, Hans Woolley, IAC, Jason Batement, Jason Stewart, Jay Herratti, Jay Leno, Jeff Weiner, Jeff Zucker, Jeff Zucker's firing, Jeffrey Immelt, Jill Kennedy, Joanne Hawkins, Joey Levin, John C. Malone, John Ferriter, John Foley, Josh Abramson, Jr., Kara Swisher, Keynote address, Khan Manka, King World, Louis Castle, Manka Bros., Mark Burnett, Mark Stein, media analyst, Michael Jackson, Michael Schwerdtman, Michael Zeisser, MIPTV Conference 2010, Mt. Kilimanjaro, NBC Universal, Nikki Finke, Notional, On Medea, OnMedea, Paul Telegdy, Richard F. Zannino, Rick Finkelstein, Ricky Van Veen, Ryan Seacrest, Scott Garell, Scott Savitz, Shana Fisher, Sharon Waxman, Terry Semel, The Biggest Loser, the Jay Leno Show, The Restaurant, The Tonight Show, thewrap.com, Thomas J. McInerney, Tina Brown, twitter, Victor Kaufman, Will ArnettI see Ben got the message (though the horse and buggy logo doesn’t inspire “future of entertainment”).

“Coming Soon”
is a step in the right direction, I suppose.  Just be sure and have a “Thanks for the Memories” logo ready once the money is gone.

By the way, I enjoyed the Orbit Commercial.  Jason Bateman and Will Arnett are perfect in those commercials.  They really made gum chewing cool.

Most gum commercials don’t get a launch party.  But most gum commercials aren’t made by Ben Silverman’s company.  And with the death of independent film, celebrity parties to show gum commercials just may be the new normal.  (The key words here are “gum” and “commercials”.)

Perhaps the next step is for Electus or Notional to come up with an Award that it can give the gum commercial so that Ben can call it “Award Winning” at his next corporate presentation.

And, maybe, down the line, those five minute “gumisodes” can be trimmed down to 30 seconds and shown on regular television – then you’ll really sell some gum.  But the fellows at DumbDumb may not think that’s as cool.

Accel Partners, Ben Silverman, Bob Iger, Chris Hughes, David Kirkpatrick, Dustin Moskovitz, Eduardo Saverin, Gerald Levin, Greylock Partners, HBO, Jeff Bewkes, Jeff Zucker, Jill Kennedy, Joanna Shields, Jon Miller, Khan Manka, Li Ka-shing, Manka Bros., Mark Cuban, Mark Zuckerberg, Matt Cohler, MySpace, Nicolas Carlson, OnMedea, Owen Van Natta, Paul Buchheit, Peter Thiel, Rupert Murdoch, Sheryl Sandberg, Sumner Redstone, Toy Story 3Jill Kennedy – OnMedea

Posted on June 8, 2010April 4, 2011

Electus.com – Looking Good!

So, after my very long vacation, I decided to check in on my old friend Ben Silverman’s new company – Electus.  Now, I’ve been pretty tough on Electus and Ben Silverman since this venture was announced 11 months ago(!) – so, I went to Electus.com with new hope and got nothing… just an error message.

So I went to the IAC Corporate site and got a blurb on Electus – which gave me a link to this… more nothing:

$100 million start up fund, Adam Fogelson, Alan Spoon, Alexander von Furstenberg, Angela Bromstad, Ari Emanuel, Arthur Martinez, Barry Diller, Ben Hur, Ben Hur Silverman, Ben Silverman, Bryan Lourd, Charles King, Craig Smith, David Rosenblatt, Donald R. Keough, Donna Langley, DumbDumb, Edgard Bronfman, Electus, Electus Logo, Endemol, Ezra Kucharz, Fortune's 40 under 40, Graham Stanton, Greg Blatt, Greg Morrow, Greg Stevens, Gregg Winiarski, Hans Woolley, IAC, Jason Batement, Jason Stewart, Jay Herratti, Jay Leno, Jeff Weiner, Jeff Zucker, Jeff Zucker's firing, Jeffrey Immelt, Jill Kennedy, Joanne Hawkins, Joey Levin, John C. Malone, John Ferriter, John Foley, Josh Abramson, Jr., Kara Swisher, Keynote address, Khan Manka, King World, Louis Castle, Manka Bros., Mark Burnett, Mark Stein, media analyst, Michael Jackson, Michael Schwerdtman, Michael Zeisser, MIPTV Conference 2010, Mt. Kilimanjaro, NBC Universal, Nikki Finke, Notional, On Medea, OnMedea, Paul Telegdy, Richard F. Zannino, Rick Finkelstein, Ricky Van Veen, Ryan Seacrest, Scott Garell, Scott Savitz, Shana Fisher, Sharon Waxman, Terry Semel, The Biggest Loser, the Jay Leno Show, The Restaurant, The Tonight Show, thewrap.com, Thomas J. McInerney, Tina Brown, twitter, Victor Kaufman, Will Arnett$100 million start up fund, Adam Fogelson, Alan Spoon, Alexander von Furstenberg, Angela Bromstad, Ari Emanuel, Arthur Martinez, Barry Diller, Ben Hur, Ben Hur Silverman, Ben Silverman, Bryan Lourd, Charles King, Craig Smith, David Rosenblatt, Donald R. Keough, Donna Langley, DumbDumb, Edgard Bronfman, Electus, Electus Logo, Endemol, Ezra Kucharz, Fortune's 40 under 40, Graham Stanton, Greg Blatt, Greg Morrow, Greg Stevens, Gregg Winiarski, Hans Woolley, IAC, Jason Batement, Jason Stewart, Jay Herratti, Jay Leno, Jeff Weiner, Jeff Zucker, Jeff Zucker's firing, Jeffrey Immelt, Jill Kennedy, Joanne Hawkins, Joey Levin, John C. Malone, John Ferriter, John Foley, Josh Abramson, Jr., Kara Swisher, Keynote address, Khan Manka, King World, Louis Castle, Manka Bros., Mark Burnett, Mark Stein, media analyst, Michael Jackson, Michael Schwerdtman, Michael Zeisser, MIPTV Conference 2010, Mt. Kilimanjaro, NBC Universal, Nikki Finke, Notional, On Medea, OnMedea, Paul Telegdy, Richard F. Zannino, Rick Finkelstein, Ricky Van Veen, Ryan Seacrest, Scott Garell, Scott Savitz, Shana Fisher, Sharon Waxman, Terry Semel, The Biggest Loser, the Jay Leno Show, The Restaurant, The Tonight Show, thewrap.com, Thomas J. McInerney, Tina Brown, twitter, Victor Kaufman, Will ArnettLook, Ben, I realize Electus.com isn’t going to be the final destination for all the brilliant content you produce (I mean, you did create “The Office” – didn’t you?  Ricky Gervais owes you big time!), but how about a basic Corporate site with a little information?

Even Notional.com put up a logo – but, then again, Ricky Van Veen is a freakin’ genius.

Accel Partners, Ben Silverman, Bob Iger, Chris Hughes, David Kirkpatrick, Dustin Moskovitz, Eduardo Saverin, Gerald Levin, Greylock Partners, HBO, Jeff Bewkes, Jeff Zucker, Jill Kennedy, Joanna Shields, Jon Miller, Khan Manka, Li Ka-shing, Manka Bros., Mark Cuban, Mark Zuckerberg, Matt Cohler, MySpace, Nicolas Carlson, OnMedea, Owen Van Natta, Paul Buchheit, Peter Thiel, Rupert Murdoch, Sheryl Sandberg, Sumner Redstone, Toy Story 3Jill Kennedy – OnMedea

Posted on June 8, 2010April 5, 2011

I’m Back From Mt. Kilimanjaro And Ready To Go

$100 million start up fund, Adam Fogelson, Alan Spoon, Alexander von Furstenberg, Angela Bromstad, Ari Emanuel, Arthur Martinez, Barry Diller, Ben Hur, Ben Hur Silverman, Ben Silverman, Bryan Lourd, Charles King, Craig Smith, David Rosenblatt, Donald R. Keough, Donna Langley, DumbDumb, Edgard Bronfman, Electus, Electus Logo, Endemol, Ezra Kucharz, Fortune's 40 under 40, Graham Stanton, Greg Blatt, Greg Morrow, Greg Stevens, Gregg Winiarski, Hans Woolley, IAC, Jason Batement, Jason Stewart, Jay Herratti, Jay Leno, Jeff Weiner, Jeff Zucker, Jeff Zucker's firing, Jeffrey Immelt, Jill Kennedy, Joanne Hawkins, Joey Levin, John C. Malone, John Ferriter, John Foley, Josh Abramson, Jr., Kara Swisher, Keynote address, Khan Manka, King World, Louis Castle, Manka Bros., Mark Burnett, Mark Stein, media analyst, Michael Jackson, Michael Schwerdtman, Michael Zeisser, MIPTV Conference 2010, Mt. Kilimanjaro, NBC Universal, Nikki Finke, Notional, On Medea, OnMedea, Paul Telegdy, Richard F. Zannino, Rick Finkelstein, Ricky Van Veen, Ryan Seacrest, Scott Garell, Scott Savitz, Shana Fisher, Sharon Waxman, Terry Semel, The Biggest Loser, the Jay Leno Show, The Restaurant, The Tonight Show, thewrap.com, Thomas J. McInerney, Tina Brown, twitter, Victor Kaufman, Will ArnettNow THAT’S what I call a month off.

As many of you have noticed, I haven’t been around for the past month (replies to your emails are coming).  Where have I been?  CLIMBING MT. KILIMANJARO!

I was told MK is considered one of the easiest of the BIG mountains to climb and would require very little training.

After assigning myself the difficult task of bringing down big media buffoons such as Ben Silverman, Meredith Whitney and Jeff Zucker, I don’t have the time to train to climb mountains.  And, yet, with only a few hours logged on the Stairmaster, somehow – I MADE IT!  More pics and stories to come on that later – but this isn’t a travel blog and I’m sure you can find much more interesting Mt. Kilimanjaro tidbits elsewhere.

As I have been “off the grid” for a month – I was very happy to hear about Jeff Zucker’s potential exit from NBC Universal after the merger.  I was very unhappy to hear he may receive upwards of $40 million when he leaves.  I was hoping his exit package would only include one big kick in the ass on his way out the door.

I would love to see a Jeff Zucker / Ben Silverman reunion over at the ill-fated Electus.com before it runs out of Barry Diller’s money and shuts its doors for good sometime next year.

Oh, well, a girl can dream, can’t she?  It’s great to back.

Accel Partners, Ben Silverman, Bob Iger, Chris Hughes, David Kirkpatrick, Dustin Moskovitz, Eduardo Saverin, Gerald Levin, Greylock Partners, HBO, Jeff Bewkes, Jeff Zucker, Jill Kennedy, Joanna Shields, Jon Miller, Khan Manka, Li Ka-shing, Manka Bros., Mark Cuban, Mark Zuckerberg, Matt Cohler, MySpace, Nicolas Carlson, OnMedea, Owen Van Natta, Paul Buchheit, Peter Thiel, Rupert Murdoch, Sheryl Sandberg, Sumner Redstone, Toy Story 3Jill Kennedy – OnMedea

Posted on April 13, 2010June 22, 2011

Ben Silverman Is Not A Visionary

$100 million start up fund, Adam Fogelson, Alan Spoon, Alexander von Furstenberg, Angela Bromstad, Ari Emanuel, Arthur Martinez, Barry Diller, Ben Hur, Ben Hur Silverman, Ben Silverman, Bryan Lourd, Charles King, Craig Smith, David Rosenblatt, Donald R. Keough, Donna Langley, DumbDumb, Edgard Bronfman, Electus, Electus Logo, Endemol, Ezra Kucharz, Fortune's 40 under 40, Graham Stanton, Greg Blatt, Greg Morrow, Greg Stevens, Gregg Winiarski, Hans Woolley, IAC, Jason Batement, Jason Stewart, Jay Herratti, Jay Leno, Jeff Weiner, Jeff Zucker, Jeffrey Immelt, Jill Kennedy, Joanne Hawkins, Joey Levin, John C. Malone, John Ferriter, John Foley, Josh Abramson, Jr., Kara Swisher, Keynote address, Khan Manka, King World, Louis Castle, Manka Bros., Mark Burnett, Mark Stein, media analyst, Michael Jackson, Michael Schwerdtman, Michael Zeisser, MIPTV Conference 2010, NBC Universal, Nikki Finke, Notional, On Medea, OnMedea, Paul Telegdy, Richard F. Zannino, Rick Finkelstein, Ricky Van Veen, Ryan Seacrest, Scott Garell, Scott Savitz, Shana Fisher, Sharon Waxman, Terry Semel, The Biggest Loser, the Jay Leno Show, The Restaurant, The Tonight Show, thewrap.com, Thomas J. McInerney, Tina Brown, twitter, Victor Kaufman, Will Arnett

$100 million start up fund, Adam Fogelson, Alan Spoon, Alexander von Furstenberg, Angela Bromstad, Ari Emanuel, Arthur Martinez, Barry Diller, Ben Hur, Ben Hur Silverman, Ben Silverman, Bryan Lourd, Charles King, Craig Smith, David Rosenblatt, Donald R. Keough, Donna Langley, DumbDumb, Edgard Bronfman, Electus, Electus Logo, Endemol, Ezra Kucharz, Fortune's 40 under 40, Graham Stanton, Greg Blatt, Greg Morrow, Greg Stevens, Gregg Winiarski, Hans Woolley, IAC, Jason Batement, Jason Stewart, Jay Herratti, Jay Leno, Jeff Weiner, Jeff Zucker, Jeffrey Immelt, Jill Kennedy, Joanne Hawkins, Joey Levin, John C. Malone, John Ferriter, John Foley, Josh Abramson, Jr., Kara Swisher, Keynote address, Khan Manka, King World, Louis Castle, Manka Bros., Mark Burnett, Mark Stein, media analyst, Michael Jackson, Michael Schwerdtman, Michael Zeisser, MIPTV Conference 2010, NBC Universal, Nikki Finke, Notional, On Medea, OnMedea, Paul Telegdy, Richard F. Zannino, Rick Finkelstein, Ricky Van Veen, Ryan Seacrest, Scott Garell, Scott Savitz, Shana Fisher, Sharon Waxman, Terry Semel, The Biggest Loser, the Jay Leno Show, The Restaurant, The Tonight Show, thewrap.com, Thomas J. McInerney, Tina Brown, twitter, Victor Kaufman, Will ArnettOK, don’t go all crazy MIPTV Conference people, Ben Silverman didn’t say shit that hasn’t been said before by… everyone producing new media content.

Perhaps he says it in a way that make people think it sounds new or perhaps people just want to party with the guy – but it’s crazy how he can speak for 45 minutes and not say a thing.

I still don’t know what the hell Electus is based on the way Ben tries to define it (the website offers no help).

It sounds to me like a production company.  A production company that will have Facebook Fan areas and YouTube channels.  Basically like every production company on the planet.

$100 million start up fund, Adam Fogelson, Alan Spoon, Alexander von Furstenberg, Angela Bromstad, Ari Emanuel, Arthur Martinez, Barry Diller, Ben Hur, Ben Hur Silverman, Ben Silverman, Bryan Lourd, Charles King, Craig Smith, David Rosenblatt, Donald R. Keough, Donna Langley, DumbDumb, Edgard Bronfman, Electus, Electus Logo, Endemol, Ezra Kucharz, Fortune's 40 under 40, Graham Stanton, Greg Blatt, Greg Morrow, Greg Stevens, Gregg Winiarski, Hans Woolley, IAC, Jason Batement, Jason Stewart, Jay Herratti, Jay Leno, Jeff Weiner, Jeff Zucker, Jeffrey Immelt, Jill Kennedy, Joanne Hawkins, Joey Levin, John C. Malone, John Ferriter, John Foley, Josh Abramson, Jr., Kara Swisher, Keynote address, Khan Manka, King World, Louis Castle, Manka Bros., Mark Burnett, Mark Stein, media analyst, Michael Jackson, Michael Schwerdtman, Michael Zeisser, MIPTV Conference 2010, NBC Universal, Nikki Finke, Notional, On Medea, OnMedea, Paul Telegdy, Richard F. Zannino, Rick Finkelstein, Ricky Van Veen, Ryan Seacrest, Scott Garell, Scott Savitz, Shana Fisher, Sharon Waxman, Terry Semel, The Biggest Loser, the Jay Leno Show, The Restaurant, The Tonight Show, thewrap.com, Thomas J. McInerney, Tina Brown, twitter, Victor Kaufman, Will ArnettIt will be a production company that acquires (or JV’s) ideas for reality and game shows that can be exploited in the U.S. and international markets.  Please tell King World, Telepictures, Mark Burnett, Endemol, etc. or other companies that have been doing this FOR DECADES that your idea is revolutionary, Ben.  I’m sure they would laugh you out of the room and tell you to stop stealing their stuff.

Electus’ plan is to bring Burbank, Madison Avenue and THE WORLD together before a project goes forward – basically marrying advertisers with content producers up front.  Perhaps you should Google (or “Electus’le” – which will be your way of rebranding Google – in a deal you’ll announce by Press Release and then we won’t hear about it ever again) the concept for the ‘Soap Opera’ from the 1930s.

$100 million start up fund, Adam Fogelson, Alan Spoon, Alexander von Furstenberg, Angela Bromstad, Ari Emanuel, Arthur Martinez, Barry Diller, Ben Hur, Ben Hur Silverman, Ben Silverman, Bryan Lourd, Charles King, Craig Smith, David Rosenblatt, Donald R. Keough, Donna Langley, DumbDumb, Edgard Bronfman, Electus, Electus Logo, Endemol, Ezra Kucharz, Fortune's 40 under 40, Graham Stanton, Greg Blatt, Greg Morrow, Greg Stevens, Gregg Winiarski, Hans Woolley, IAC, Jason Batement, Jason Stewart, Jay Herratti, Jay Leno, Jeff Weiner, Jeff Zucker, Jeffrey Immelt, Jill Kennedy, Joanne Hawkins, Joey Levin, John C. Malone, John Ferriter, John Foley, Josh Abramson, Jr., Kara Swisher, Keynote address, Khan Manka, King World, Louis Castle, Manka Bros., Mark Burnett, Mark Stein, media analyst, Michael Jackson, Michael Schwerdtman, Michael Zeisser, MIPTV Conference 2010, NBC Universal, Nikki Finke, Notional, On Medea, OnMedea, Paul Telegdy, Richard F. Zannino, Rick Finkelstein, Ricky Van Veen, Ryan Seacrest, Scott Garell, Scott Savitz, Shana Fisher, Sharon Waxman, Terry Semel, The Biggest Loser, the Jay Leno Show, The Restaurant, The Tonight Show, thewrap.com, Thomas J. McInerney, Tina Brown, twitter, Victor Kaufman, Will ArnettIf your plan (if I may interpret it from your Press Release to announce the deal to create DumbDumb) is just to stick a bag of Doritos in Will Arnett’s hand while he and Jason Bateman talk about their love for Doritos (plus they’ll attempt to throw in some silly plot that’s added just for fun) while one of them Twitters about his love for Doritos and encourages viewers to “Fan” Doritos on Facebook… then that’s fine and dandy.

Everybody gets paid by Doritos and everybody (probably) makes money.  It’s called a commercial.

Seriously, producing “branded” content with celebrities doesn’t mean shit.  It means they’re doing commercials and probably feeling pretty bad about themselves once they have to start announcing the winners of the Electus Award for Cheesiest Doritos Fanatic (which no doubt encompasses the person who can get the most people to join the Twitter feed).

There’s nothing wrong with that.  Money is money.  That’s why you’re in business.  Just don’t call it revolutionary or visionary or YOUR IDEA!  It’s just a production company. Screech has a production company.  Everybody is doing what you’re doing.

Do it in 1994 as the internet is just coming into people’s homes… then it’s revolutionary.

Accel Partners, Ben Silverman, Bob Iger, Chris Hughes, David Kirkpatrick, Dustin Moskovitz, Eduardo Saverin, Gerald Levin, Greylock Partners, HBO, Jeff Bewkes, Jeff Zucker, Jill Kennedy, Joanna Shields, Jon Miller, Khan Manka, Li Ka-shing, Manka Bros., Mark Cuban, Mark Zuckerberg, Matt Cohler, MySpace, Nicolas Carlson, OnMedea, Owen Van Natta, Paul Buchheit, Peter Thiel, Rupert Murdoch, Sheryl Sandberg, Sumner Redstone, Toy Story 3Jill Kennedy – OnMedea

Posted on April 8, 2010April 6, 2011

Ben Silverman’s MIPTV Keynote Address

$100 million start up fund, Adam Fogelson, Alan Spoon, Alexander von Furstenberg, Angela Bromstad, Ari Emanuel, Arthur Martinez, Barry Diller, Ben Hur, Ben Hur Silverman, Ben Silverman, Bryan Lourd, Craig Smith, David Rosenblatt, Donald R. Keough, Donna Langley, Edgard Bronfman, Electus, Electus Logo, Ezra Kucharz, Fortune's 40 under 40, Graham Stanton, Greg Blatt, Greg Morrow, Greg Stevens, Gregg Winiarski, Hans Woolley, IAC, Jason Stewart, Jay Herratti, Jay Leno, Jeff Weiner, Jeff Zucker, Jeffrey Immelt, Jill Kennedy, Joanne Hawkins, Joey Levin, John C. Malone, John Ferriter, John Foley, Josh Abramson, Jr., Kara Swisher, Keynote address, Khan Manka, Louis Castle, Manka Bros., Mark Stein, media analyst, Michael Jackson, Michael Schwerdtman, Michael Zeisser, MIPTV Conference 2010, NBC Universal, Nikki Finke, Notional, On Medea, OnMedea, Paul Telegdy, Richard F. Zannino, Rick Finkelstein, Ricky Van Veen, Ryan Seacrest, Scott Garell, Scott Savitz, Shana Fisher, Sharon Waxman, Terry Semel, The Biggest Loser, the Jay Leno Show, The Restaurant, The Tonight Show, thewrap.com, Thomas J. McInerney, Tina Brown, twitter, Victor Kaufman

$100 million start up fund, Adam Fogelson, Alan Spoon, Alexander von Furstenberg, Angela Bromstad, Ari Emanuel, Arthur Martinez, Barry Diller, Ben Hur, Ben Hur Silverman, Ben Silverman, Bryan Lourd, Craig Smith, David Rosenblatt, Donald R. Keough, Donna Langley, Edgard Bronfman, Electus, Electus Logo, Ezra Kucharz, Fortune's 40 under 40, Graham Stanton, Greg Blatt, Greg Morrow, Greg Stevens, Gregg Winiarski, Hans Woolley, IAC, Jason Stewart, Jay Herratti, Jay Leno, Jeff Weiner, Jeff Zucker, Jeffrey Immelt, Jill Kennedy, Joanne Hawkins, Joey Levin, John C. Malone, John Ferriter, John Foley, Josh Abramson, Jr., Kara Swisher, Keynote address, Khan Manka, Louis Castle, Manka Bros., Mark Stein, media analyst, Michael Jackson, Michael Schwerdtman, Michael Zeisser, MIPTV Conference 2010, NBC Universal, Nikki Finke, Notional, On Medea, OnMedea, Paul Telegdy, Richard F. Zannino, Rick Finkelstein, Ricky Van Veen, Ryan Seacrest, Scott Garell, Scott Savitz, Shana Fisher, Sharon Waxman, Terry Semel, The Biggest Loser, the Jay Leno Show, The Restaurant, The Tonight Show, thewrap.com, Thomas J. McInerney, Tina Brown, twitter, Victor KaufmanIt recently came to my attention that Ben Silverman was asked to give a keynote address at this year’s MIPTV Conference in Cannes, France on April 13, 2010.  Realizing that Ben is a very busy man (what with single-handedly changing the media landscape… again), I have taken the liberty of drafting his keynote address for him.

Based on everything I know about him through interviews and presentations, etc., I have attempted to write the speech in a style he would find the most comfortable.
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Ben Silverman – Founder and CEO of the new multimedia company Electus – a groundbreaking partnership with media mogul Barry Diller’s leading interactive company IAC.

(As the lights dim, a low hum emits from somewhere, smoke machines fill the stage with a heavy mist.  A lightning bolt appears to strike the back of the stage followed by a thunderclap – leaving the silhouette of… A MAN.)

$100 million start up fund, Adam Fogelson, Alan Spoon, Alexander von Furstenberg, Angela Bromstad, Ari Emanuel, Arthur Martinez, Barry Diller, Ben Hur, Ben Hur Silverman, Ben Silverman, Bryan Lourd, Craig Smith, David Rosenblatt, Donald R. Keough, Donna Langley, Edgard Bronfman, Electus, Electus Logo, Ezra Kucharz, Fortune's 40 under 40, Graham Stanton, Greg Blatt, Greg Morrow, Greg Stevens, Gregg Winiarski, Hans Woolley, IAC, Jason Stewart, Jay Herratti, Jay Leno, Jeff Weiner, Jeff Zucker, Jeffrey Immelt, Jill Kennedy, Joanne Hawkins, Joey Levin, John C. Malone, John Ferriter, John Foley, Josh Abramson, Jr., Kara Swisher, Keynote address, Khan Manka, Louis Castle, Manka Bros., Mark Stein, media analyst, Michael Jackson, Michael Schwerdtman, Michael Zeisser, MIPTV Conference 2010, NBC Universal, Nikki Finke, Notional, On Medea, OnMedea, Paul Telegdy, Richard F. Zannino, Rick Finkelstein, Ricky Van Veen, Ryan Seacrest, Scott Garell, Scott Savitz, Shana Fisher, Sharon Waxman, Terry Semel, The Biggest Loser, the Jay Leno Show, The Restaurant, The Tonight Show, thewrap.com, Thomas J. McInerney, Tina Brown, twitter, Victor KaufmanBOOMING VOICE OVER: Since the dawn of time, only one man has had the balls to change the world.  To change the way we think, we feel, we speak.  To change the way we laugh, the way we cry.  The guts to change 10pm programming on broadcast networks.  His name… is Ben.

(A pin spotlight pulls out to reveal BEN SILVERMAN in all his glory – sunglasses, suit that he probably slept in with the tie loosened – unshaven.  He points to the sky as another lightning bolt shoots out of his finger.  “Rock You Like A Hurricane” by The Scorpions screams from the speakers as he floats magically toward the podium on a hydraulic saucer.)

All is silent (except, I imagine, for the thunderous applause from the lucky MIPTV crowd).

Ben Silverman: Yeah… all right… good morning Cannes.  Hell of a town you got here.  I don’t know what kind of poison you serve in your bars, but you fuckers got me drunk!

(From the wings, Notional founder and CEO Ricky Van Veen is heard cackling.)

Ricky Van Veen: You got that shit right!  Whooo!

Ben Silverman: Before I get started, how about a shout out for my little pissant buddy over there, Notional Founder and CEO Ricky Van Veen!

(There is a smattering of applause and bunch of “who the fuck is that” looks throughout the crowd.)

$100 million start up fund, Adam Fogelson, Alan Spoon, Alexander von Furstenberg, Angela Bromstad, Ari Emanuel, Arthur Martinez, Barry Diller, Ben Hur, Ben Hur Silverman, Ben Silverman, Bryan Lourd, Craig Smith, David Rosenblatt, Donald R. Keough, Donna Langley, Edgard Bronfman, Electus, Electus Logo, Ezra Kucharz, Fortune's 40 under 40, Graham Stanton, Greg Blatt, Greg Morrow, Greg Stevens, Gregg Winiarski, Hans Woolley, IAC, Jason Stewart, Jay Herratti, Jay Leno, Jeff Weiner, Jeff Zucker, Jeffrey Immelt, Jill Kennedy, Joanne Hawkins, Joey Levin, John C. Malone, John Ferriter, John Foley, Josh Abramson, Jr., Kara Swisher, Keynote address, Khan Manka, Louis Castle, Manka Bros., Mark Stein, media analyst, Michael Jackson, Michael Schwerdtman, Michael Zeisser, MIPTV Conference 2010, NBC Universal, Nikki Finke, Notional, On Medea, OnMedea, Paul Telegdy, Richard F. Zannino, Rick Finkelstein, Ricky Van Veen, Ryan Seacrest, Scott Garell, Scott Savitz, Shana Fisher, Sharon Waxman, Terry Semel, The Biggest Loser, the Jay Leno Show, The Restaurant, The Tonight Show, thewrap.com, Thomas J. McInerney, Tina Brown, twitter, Victor KaufmanBen Silverman: All right, all right… Let’s get going.  It’s really great to be here at the MIPTV conference.  What the hell does ‘MIP’ mean anyway?  Nobody seems to know.

Ricky Van Veen: Damn straight on that one, cat daddy!

Ben Silverman:
Can it, Ricky.

Ricky Van Veen: I get it “Cannes”!  That’s where we are!  Freakin’ hilarious, boss.

Ben Silverman: Shut the fuck up, Ricky.

Ricky Van Veen: Sorry, daddy-o.

Ben Silverman: (holding up a cocktail) And I said more vodka than tomato juice, bitch.

Ricky Van Veen: Sorry bout dat.

(Ricky comes on stage and takes Ben’s drink to freshen it up.)

Ben Silverman: Anyway… Now we’re cruising.  You guys (and ladies) are all International Television folk, right?  Excellent.  How’s business?  It’s great to see the Polish TV delegation out there.

(There is applause from a delegation of Polish Television Executives.)

$100 million start up fund, Adam Fogelson, Alan Spoon, Alexander von Furstenberg, Angela Bromstad, Ari Emanuel, Arthur Martinez, Barry Diller, Ben Hur, Ben Hur Silverman, Ben Silverman, Bryan Lourd, Craig Smith, David Rosenblatt, Donald R. Keough, Donna Langley, Edgard Bronfman, Electus, Electus Logo, Ezra Kucharz, Fortune's 40 under 40, Graham Stanton, Greg Blatt, Greg Morrow, Greg Stevens, Gregg Winiarski, Hans Woolley, IAC, Jason Stewart, Jay Herratti, Jay Leno, Jeff Weiner, Jeff Zucker, Jeffrey Immelt, Jill Kennedy, Joanne Hawkins, Joey Levin, John C. Malone, John Ferriter, John Foley, Josh Abramson, Jr., Kara Swisher, Keynote address, Khan Manka, Louis Castle, Manka Bros., Mark Stein, media analyst, Michael Jackson, Michael Schwerdtman, Michael Zeisser, MIPTV Conference 2010, NBC Universal, Nikki Finke, Notional, On Medea, OnMedea, Paul Telegdy, Richard F. Zannino, Rick Finkelstein, Ricky Van Veen, Ryan Seacrest, Scott Garell, Scott Savitz, Shana Fisher, Sharon Waxman, Terry Semel, The Biggest Loser, the Jay Leno Show, The Restaurant, The Tonight Show, thewrap.com, Thomas J. McInerney, Tina Brown, twitter, Victor KaufmanBen Silverman: The last I heard from you guys in Poland, you were dealing with the problems of screen doors on your submarines, right?  And I heard your library was closed because someone stole THE BOOK!  Am I right? Anway, I see you guys have television now.  Welcome to the 20th century!  Next stop, the internet!

(A screen behind Ben descends from the ceiling revealing his PowerPoint presentation.  The light envelops him in a Christ-like glow.  The first slide is Ben Silverman’s professional timeline.)

Ben Silverman: After I created “The Office” in the UK and decided to bring it to America, I really needed a new challenge.  So I told NBC Universal Chairman Jeff Zucker I wanted to be the head of NBC.  He said I was overqualified for the job and would be better suited to be his boss… but I convinced him that I would prefer to run NBC for a while and see how that goes first.

(Another slide – Images of Jay Leno, Conan O’Brien and Jeff Zucker.)

$100 million start up fund, Adam Fogelson, Alan Spoon, Alexander von Furstenberg, Angela Bromstad, Ari Emanuel, Arthur Martinez, Barry Diller, Ben Hur, Ben Hur Silverman, Ben Silverman, Bryan Lourd, Craig Smith, David Rosenblatt, Donald R. Keough, Donna Langley, Edgard Bronfman, Electus, Electus Logo, Ezra Kucharz, Fortune's 40 under 40, Graham Stanton, Greg Blatt, Greg Morrow, Greg Stevens, Gregg Winiarski, Hans Woolley, IAC, Jason Stewart, Jay Herratti, Jay Leno, Jeff Weiner, Jeff Zucker, Jeffrey Immelt, Jill Kennedy, Joanne Hawkins, Joey Levin, John C. Malone, John Ferriter, John Foley, Josh Abramson, Jr., Kara Swisher, Keynote address, Khan Manka, Louis Castle, Manka Bros., Mark Stein, media analyst, Michael Jackson, Michael Schwerdtman, Michael Zeisser, MIPTV Conference 2010, NBC Universal, Nikki Finke, Notional, On Medea, OnMedea, Paul Telegdy, Richard F. Zannino, Rick Finkelstein, Ricky Van Veen, Ryan Seacrest, Scott Garell, Scott Savitz, Shana Fisher, Sharon Waxman, Terry Semel, The Biggest Loser, the Jay Leno Show, The Restaurant, The Tonight Show, thewrap.com, Thomas J. McInerney, Tina Brown, twitter, Victor KaufmanBen Silverman: When Zucker told me he wanted to move Jay Leno to 10pm and cancel all the dramas in that time slot, I said he was crazy.  “It will never work”, I said.  I predicted at the time The Jay Leno Show would last approximately four months before the affiliates would complain about having a crappy lead-in.  But Jeff Zucker was insistent.  So he did it.  He moved Jay to 10pm… and I quit.

(Another slide – giant Electus logo… a smaller IAC logo barely noticeable.)

Ben Silverman: Having conquered the broadcast network world, I decided the one space where every content producer was having trouble was the online world.  It was a challenge I couldn’t refuse.  The person who figures out how to make money with content on the internet will be made King!  Everyone is losing shitloads of money right now.  “It’s a space that can’t be tamed, Ben.”  “Please, Ben, don’t try it.”  Everyone was being a whiny little bitch to me, begging me not to go into New Media.  When Barry Diller pleaded with me to take $100 million and start Electus, I told him it wouldn’t work.  “It’s throwing good money down the toilet”, I said.  But he insisted.

(Another slide – Ben Silverman holding a mini-dv camcorder.)

Ben Silverman: I just wanted to have a little mini-dv camcorder and some really good out of work writers looking for a break and I wanted to create a low-cost, high-quality content site.  It’s the only model that works.  But Mr. Diller, being used to high-cost, low-quality content, insisted that I take the money.  So I did.  And, today, I’m happy to say, there is still some money left.

(Slight applause.)

Ben Silverman: I will now take your questions.

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Note to Ben, just copy and paste the text into Word, print it out, and you have your speech.

You’re welcome.

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