Ted [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Behind the Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Ted, Seth MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin, Wellesley Wild, Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Joel McHale, Giovanni Ribisi, Patrick Warburton, Matt Walsh, Jessica Barth, Aedin Mincks, Bill Smitrovich, Patrick Stewart, Norah Jones, Sam J. Jones, Tom Skerritt, Bretton Manley, Ralph Garman, Alex Borstein, John Viener, Laura Vandervport, Robert Wu, Ginger Gonzaga, Jessica Stroup, Melissa Ordway, Max Harris, Zane Cowans, T.J. Hourigan, Owen Clarke, Kristina Ellery, Katelyn Lorren, Chanty Sok, Sarah Fischer, Cassie Dierf, Joe Sirani, Pat Shea, Paul Campbell, Josh Duvendeck, Chris Cox, Henry Penzi, Talia Cabrera, Colton Shires, Viera Andrea Moya, Haejee Kim, Lydia Hannibal, Shawn Thornton, Eric Weinstein, Danny Smith, Mike Nikitas, Robin Hamilton, Mike Henry, Johnny Lee Davenport, Christina Everett, Kilo Alexander, Emmalyn Anderson, Alecia Batson, Ellen Becker-Gray, Marshall Berenson, Ronald Boone, Paul Bronk, Jeff T. Buco, Ryan Butcher, Jeffrey Corazzini, Richard DeAgazio, Aaron Dorsey, Alexandra East, Jquelyn Fabian, Shawn Fogarty, Evan Fonseca, John Franchi, Sophia Gilberto, Enku Gubaie, Rosemary Howard, Frankie Imbergamo, Mike Jablon, Olivia Jordan, Kahdiak, J. Parker Kent, Seamus Knight, Ren Knopf, Mark Kubr, Kathy Lashay Berenson, James L. Leite, Daniel Lowney, Phyllis Lynn, Tom Mariano, Rob Marin, Jeff Martineau, Sara Murphy, Ken Murray, Allan Oliveira, Ted Oyama, Richard Pacheco, Chris Palermo, Joseph Paolo, Laura Pizzuti, David Pulson, Stacey Queripel, Donna Glee Reim, Kayla Ruhl, Megan Sacco, Nicole Signore, Matthew Spinale, Sean Daniel Stentiford, Stream, Shannon Elaine Sweeney, John Talalas, Ally Tully, Jamie Christopher White, Luke Young, Jason Clark, John Jacobs, Mark Kamine, Joseph J. Micucci, Scott Stuber, Wellesley Wild, Walter Murphy, Michael Barrett, Jeff Freeman, Sheila Jaffe, Stephen J. Lineweaver, Kyra Friedman, Carla Antonino, Liz Berstrom, Carol Dantuono, Mark Kamine, Holly Rymon, Eric Heffron, Dylan Hopkins, Elizabeth MacSwan, Mike McGuirk, Richard Oswald, Brad Robinson, Scott Rogers, Christopher Sadler, Alison Troy, Jason Allard, Beth Anderson, Bobby Anderson, Shadya H. Balluq, Alix Belleville, Justin Bliss, Doug Cluff, Bryan Felty, Tom Williams, Mark Norby, Dana Reed, Kirk Bloom, Mark Vargo, David Adkins, Alyssa Barnes, John Burke, Amiee Clark, Ryan Cook, Jeff Crandell, Kelly Cronin, Sean Patrick Doherty, Kathryn Farino, Ethan Fox, Donna Glasser-Hancock, Timothy J. Gorman, Anna Gossman, Tim Haber, Chase Hall, Michael Harker, Jacob Head, Matthew Herman, Henry Humphreys, Elliot Kahan, Shea Kammer, Kate Kelly, Brady Kephart, Katie Kramer, Ashley Kravitz, Tim LaDue, Scott Levine, Jeff Maclean, Ruben Malaret, Jeffery Mannarini, Matthew Mayer, Joseph J. Micucci, Bryson Mooso, Cameron Morton, Julia Nemerow, Nick Noyes, Michael Oxton, Maria Palazon, Kevin Pasdon, Michael Peavey, Sean Perry, Michelle Poole, Brendan Potter, Jaydi Samuels, Cory Scott, Claire Severance, Shannon Shea, Missy Simms, James Slater, Cyndal Todd, Neil Tuli, Stephen Turro, Michael Twombly, Lorenzo Vigil, Alex Wayne, Peter Wentzel, Kit Wiltanen, Steve York, Dawn Bardan, Ryan Spenser

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Behind the Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Ted, Seth MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin, Wellesley Wild, Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Joel McHale, Giovanni Ribisi, Patrick Warburton, Matt Walsh, Jessica Barth, Aedin Mincks, Bill Smitrovich, Patrick Stewart, Norah Jones, Sam J. Jones, Tom Skerritt, Bretton Manley, Ralph Garman, Alex Borstein, John Viener, Laura Vandervport, Robert Wu, Ginger Gonzaga, Jessica Stroup, Melissa Ordway, Max Harris, Zane Cowans, T.J. Hourigan, Owen Clarke, Kristina Ellery, Katelyn Lorren, Chanty Sok, Sarah Fischer, Cassie Dierf, Joe Sirani, Pat Shea, Paul Campbell, Josh Duvendeck, Chris Cox, Henry Penzi, Talia Cabrera, Colton Shires, Viera Andrea Moya, Haejee Kim, Lydia Hannibal, Shawn Thornton, Eric Weinstein, Danny Smith, Mike Nikitas, Robin Hamilton, Mike Henry, Johnny Lee Davenport, Christina Everett, Kilo Alexander, Emmalyn Anderson, Alecia Batson, Ellen Becker-Gray, Marshall Berenson, Ronald Boone, Paul Bronk, Jeff T. Buco, Ryan Butcher, Jeffrey Corazzini, Richard DeAgazio, Aaron Dorsey, Alexandra East, Jquelyn Fabian, Shawn Fogarty, Evan Fonseca, John Franchi, Sophia Gilberto, Enku Gubaie, Rosemary Howard, Frankie Imbergamo, Mike Jablon, Olivia Jordan, Kahdiak, J. Parker Kent, Seamus Knight, Ren Knopf, Mark Kubr, Kathy Lashay Berenson, James L. Leite, Daniel Lowney, Phyllis Lynn, Tom Mariano, Rob Marin, Jeff Martineau, Sara Murphy, Ken Murray, Allan Oliveira, Ted Oyama, Richard Pacheco, Chris Palermo, Joseph Paolo, Laura Pizzuti, David Pulson, Stacey Queripel, Donna Glee Reim, Kayla Ruhl, Megan Sacco, Nicole Signore, Matthew Spinale, Sean Daniel Stentiford, Stream, Shannon Elaine Sweeney, John Talalas, Ally Tully, Jamie Christopher White, Luke Young, Jason Clark, John Jacobs, Mark Kamine, Joseph J. Micucci, Scott Stuber, Wellesley Wild, Walter Murphy, Michael Barrett, Jeff Freeman, Sheila Jaffe, Stephen J. Lineweaver, Kyra Friedman, Carla Antonino, Liz Berstrom, Carol Dantuono, Mark Kamine, Holly Rymon, Eric Heffron, Dylan Hopkins, Elizabeth MacSwan, Mike McGuirk, Richard Oswald, Brad Robinson, Scott Rogers, Christopher Sadler, Alison Troy, Jason Allard, Beth Anderson, Bobby Anderson, Shadya H. Balluq, Alix Belleville, Justin Bliss, Doug Cluff, Bryan Felty, Tom Williams, Mark Norby, Dana Reed, Kirk Bloom, Mark Vargo, David Adkins, Alyssa Barnes, John Burke, Amiee Clark, Ryan Cook, Jeff Crandell, Kelly Cronin, Sean Patrick Doherty, Kathryn Farino, Ethan Fox, Donna Glasser-Hancock, Timothy J. Gorman, Anna Gossman, Tim Haber, Chase Hall, Michael Harker, Jacob Head, Matthew Herman, Henry Humphreys, Elliot Kahan, Shea Kammer, Kate Kelly, Brady Kephart, Katie Kramer, Ashley Kravitz, Tim LaDue, Scott Levine, Jeff Maclean, Ruben Malaret, Jeffery Mannarini, Matthew Mayer, Joseph J. Micucci, Bryson Mooso, Cameron Morton, Julia Nemerow, Nick Noyes, Michael Oxton, Maria Palazon, Kevin Pasdon, Michael Peavey, Sean Perry, Michelle Poole, Brendan Potter, Jaydi Samuels, Cory Scott, Claire Severance, Shannon Shea, Missy Simms, James Slater, Cyndal Todd, Neil Tuli, Stephen Turro, Michael Twombly, Lorenzo Vigil, Alex Wayne, Peter Wentzel, Kit Wiltanen, Steve York, Dawn Bardan, Ryan SpenserTed

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

This week is a suck week.

There is the movie that I wanted to write all over, and the other I see in my smoke heightened brain daily.

Why should I see something that I all the time see?

Things make talking on me all the time.

That is life.

I wanted the writing for “Magic Mike.”

Stripper movie!

Maybe a “Showgirls 2” thing.  Hot, slutty, and dumb chicks – the best.

With boobs.  Better.

But no.  There are no tears cried, just the disappointment lump in my stomach place.

So.

“Ted.”

Talking bears are all the time in Finland.

For two days, after a rage week of drinking, everything talks, talks too much.

Trees.

Fish.

Bears.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Behind the Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Ted, Seth MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin, Wellesley Wild, Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Joel McHale, Giovanni Ribisi, Patrick Warburton, Matt Walsh, Jessica Barth, Aedin Mincks, Bill Smitrovich, Patrick Stewart, Norah Jones, Sam J. Jones, Tom Skerritt, Bretton Manley, Ralph Garman, Alex Borstein, John Viener, Laura Vandervport, Robert Wu, Ginger Gonzaga, Jessica Stroup, Melissa Ordway, Max Harris, Zane Cowans, T.J. Hourigan, Owen Clarke, Kristina Ellery, Katelyn Lorren, Chanty Sok, Sarah Fischer, Cassie Dierf, Joe Sirani, Pat Shea, Paul Campbell, Josh Duvendeck, Chris Cox, Henry Penzi, Talia Cabrera, Colton Shires, Viera Andrea Moya, Haejee Kim, Lydia Hannibal, Shawn Thornton, Eric Weinstein, Danny Smith, Mike Nikitas, Robin Hamilton, Mike Henry, Johnny Lee Davenport, Christina Everett, Kilo Alexander, Emmalyn Anderson, Alecia Batson, Ellen Becker-Gray, Marshall Berenson, Ronald Boone, Paul Bronk, Jeff T. Buco, Ryan Butcher, Jeffrey Corazzini, Richard DeAgazio, Aaron Dorsey, Alexandra East, Jquelyn Fabian, Shawn Fogarty, Evan Fonseca, John Franchi, Sophia Gilberto, Enku Gubaie, Rosemary Howard, Frankie Imbergamo, Mike Jablon, Olivia Jordan, Kahdiak, J. Parker Kent, Seamus Knight, Ren Knopf, Mark Kubr, Kathy Lashay Berenson, James L. Leite, Daniel Lowney, Phyllis Lynn, Tom Mariano, Rob Marin, Jeff Martineau, Sara Murphy, Ken Murray, Allan Oliveira, Ted Oyama, Richard Pacheco, Chris Palermo, Joseph Paolo, Laura Pizzuti, David Pulson, Stacey Queripel, Donna Glee Reim, Kayla Ruhl, Megan Sacco, Nicole Signore, Matthew Spinale, Sean Daniel Stentiford, Stream, Shannon Elaine Sweeney, John Talalas, Ally Tully, Jamie Christopher White, Luke Young, Jason Clark, John Jacobs, Mark Kamine, Joseph J. Micucci, Scott Stuber, Wellesley Wild, Walter Murphy, Michael Barrett, Jeff Freeman, Sheila Jaffe, Stephen J. Lineweaver, Kyra Friedman, Carla Antonino, Liz Berstrom, Carol Dantuono, Mark Kamine, Holly Rymon, Eric Heffron, Dylan Hopkins, Elizabeth MacSwan, Mike McGuirk, Richard Oswald, Brad Robinson, Scott Rogers, Christopher Sadler, Alison Troy, Jason Allard, Beth Anderson, Bobby Anderson, Shadya H. Balluq, Alix Belleville, Justin Bliss, Doug Cluff, Bryan Felty, Tom Williams, Mark Norby, Dana Reed, Kirk Bloom, Mark Vargo, David Adkins, Alyssa Barnes, John Burke, Amiee Clark, Ryan Cook, Jeff Crandell, Kelly Cronin, Sean Patrick Doherty, Kathryn Farino, Ethan Fox, Donna Glasser-Hancock, Timothy J. Gorman, Anna Gossman, Tim Haber, Chase Hall, Michael Harker, Jacob Head, Matthew Herman, Henry Humphreys, Elliot Kahan, Shea Kammer, Kate Kelly, Brady Kephart, Katie Kramer, Ashley Kravitz, Tim LaDue, Scott Levine, Jeff Maclean, Ruben Malaret, Jeffery Mannarini, Matthew Mayer, Joseph J. Micucci, Bryson Mooso, Cameron Morton, Julia Nemerow, Nick Noyes, Michael Oxton, Maria Palazon, Kevin Pasdon, Michael Peavey, Sean Perry, Michelle Poole, Brendan Potter, Jaydi Samuels, Cory Scott, Claire Severance, Shannon Shea, Missy Simms, James Slater, Cyndal Todd, Neil Tuli, Stephen Turro, Michael Twombly, Lorenzo Vigil, Alex Wayne, Peter Wentzel, Kit Wiltanen, Steve York, Dawn Bardan, Ryan SpenserIn America, they are called hallucinations.

In Finland, a hangover.

“Ted” is about a kid who am had a 35-year hangover?

O.K.,Hollywood – I’m ready.

Plot?  Crazy, crazy plot!

Young John has and only friend – a cuddly teddy bear, a Christmas present – through an accidental magic, the bear arises to life, talk, and have feelings such as its new owner.

Since he’s a kid and not on the sweet, sweet smoke, shock happens – then goes away.

Ted of a media sensation will appear even with Johnny Carson as guest on the Tonight Show – Ed McMahon (probably drunk on the whiskey) thought Ted was ALF.

Funny!  80’s joke, for the win!

As the years go on, John (Mark Wahlberg, almost as funny as in “The Happening”) and Ted (Seth MacFarlane – as Peter Griffin as a Teddy Bear, with better taste in the woman-whores) to remain roommates, that’s it.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Behind the Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Ted, Seth MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin, Wellesley Wild, Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Joel McHale, Giovanni Ribisi, Patrick Warburton, Matt Walsh, Jessica Barth, Aedin Mincks, Bill Smitrovich, Patrick Stewart, Norah Jones, Sam J. Jones, Tom Skerritt, Bretton Manley, Ralph Garman, Alex Borstein, John Viener, Laura Vandervport, Robert Wu, Ginger Gonzaga, Jessica Stroup, Melissa Ordway, Max Harris, Zane Cowans, T.J. Hourigan, Owen Clarke, Kristina Ellery, Katelyn Lorren, Chanty Sok, Sarah Fischer, Cassie Dierf, Joe Sirani, Pat Shea, Paul Campbell, Josh Duvendeck, Chris Cox, Henry Penzi, Talia Cabrera, Colton Shires, Viera Andrea Moya, Haejee Kim, Lydia Hannibal, Shawn Thornton, Eric Weinstein, Danny Smith, Mike Nikitas, Robin Hamilton, Mike Henry, Johnny Lee Davenport, Christina Everett, Kilo Alexander, Emmalyn Anderson, Alecia Batson, Ellen Becker-Gray, Marshall Berenson, Ronald Boone, Paul Bronk, Jeff T. Buco, Ryan Butcher, Jeffrey Corazzini, Richard DeAgazio, Aaron Dorsey, Alexandra East, Jquelyn Fabian, Shawn Fogarty, Evan Fonseca, John Franchi, Sophia Gilberto, Enku Gubaie, Rosemary Howard, Frankie Imbergamo, Mike Jablon, Olivia Jordan, Kahdiak, J. Parker Kent, Seamus Knight, Ren Knopf, Mark Kubr, Kathy Lashay Berenson, James L. Leite, Daniel Lowney, Phyllis Lynn, Tom Mariano, Rob Marin, Jeff Martineau, Sara Murphy, Ken Murray, Allan Oliveira, Ted Oyama, Richard Pacheco, Chris Palermo, Joseph Paolo, Laura Pizzuti, David Pulson, Stacey Queripel, Donna Glee Reim, Kayla Ruhl, Megan Sacco, Nicole Signore, Matthew Spinale, Sean Daniel Stentiford, Stream, Shannon Elaine Sweeney, John Talalas, Ally Tully, Jamie Christopher White, Luke Young, Jason Clark, John Jacobs, Mark Kamine, Joseph J. Micucci, Scott Stuber, Wellesley Wild, Walter Murphy, Michael Barrett, Jeff Freeman, Sheila Jaffe, Stephen J. Lineweaver, Kyra Friedman, Carla Antonino, Liz Berstrom, Carol Dantuono, Mark Kamine, Holly Rymon, Eric Heffron, Dylan Hopkins, Elizabeth MacSwan, Mike McGuirk, Richard Oswald, Brad Robinson, Scott Rogers, Christopher Sadler, Alison Troy, Jason Allard, Beth Anderson, Bobby Anderson, Shadya H. Balluq, Alix Belleville, Justin Bliss, Doug Cluff, Bryan Felty, Tom Williams, Mark Norby, Dana Reed, Kirk Bloom, Mark Vargo, David Adkins, Alyssa Barnes, John Burke, Amiee Clark, Ryan Cook, Jeff Crandell, Kelly Cronin, Sean Patrick Doherty, Kathryn Farino, Ethan Fox, Donna Glasser-Hancock, Timothy J. Gorman, Anna Gossman, Tim Haber, Chase Hall, Michael Harker, Jacob Head, Matthew Herman, Henry Humphreys, Elliot Kahan, Shea Kammer, Kate Kelly, Brady Kephart, Katie Kramer, Ashley Kravitz, Tim LaDue, Scott Levine, Jeff Maclean, Ruben Malaret, Jeffery Mannarini, Matthew Mayer, Joseph J. Micucci, Bryson Mooso, Cameron Morton, Julia Nemerow, Nick Noyes, Michael Oxton, Maria Palazon, Kevin Pasdon, Michael Peavey, Sean Perry, Michelle Poole, Brendan Potter, Jaydi Samuels, Cory Scott, Claire Severance, Shannon Shea, Missy Simms, James Slater, Cyndal Todd, Neil Tuli, Stephen Turro, Michael Twombly, Lorenzo Vigil, Alex Wayne, Peter Wentzel, Kit Wiltanen, Steve York, Dawn Bardan, Ryan SpenserHowever, the troubles arise when Ted is in the way of the present, with John of the romance with his girlfriend Lori (Mila Kunis – she made a stiffening in my area) interfere on the search for something more serious and bear-free.

As for Ted, he writes letters to the Hasbro over his tiny little pecker thingy.

I have just accepted mine.

Although Extenze may be in the future used. Kimmo’s women must be happy!  They are always happy.

Really.

Much man on bear comedy follows.

Funny.

Vulgar.

Funny again.

More of the vulgar.

The just the damn funny.

So, two thumbs as straight in the air as my man-ness when Mila Kunis appears on the film.

That’s pretty damn straight!

See this movie.

Although my “Magic Mike” disappointment still leaves a discomfort, I am happy.

Now for kossu shots and weed.  “Ted” was a success!

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Reese Witherspoon, Water For Elephants, Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz, Paul Schneider, Jim Norton, Hal Holbrook, Mark Povinelli, Richard Brake, Stephen Monroe Taylor, Ken Foree, Scott MacDonald, James Frain, Sam Anderson, John Aylward, Brad Greenquist, Tim Guinee, Donna W. Scott, E.E. Bell, Kyle Jordan, Aleksandra Kaniak, Ilia Volok, Bruce Gray, Jim Jansen, James Keane, Ivo Nandi, Karynn Moore, Andrew Connolly, Doug McDougal, Tracy Phillips Rowan O'Hara, Water for Elephants, Tai, Uggie, Ice, Sita Acevedo, Danny Castle, Michael Coronas, Aloysia Gavre, Francis Lawrence, Andrew R. Tennenbaum, Erwin Stoff, Gil Netter, Kevin Halloran, Alan Edward Bell, Ana Maria Quintana, Chad Holmes, David Crank, Denise Chamian, Molly Allen, Sasha Veneziano, Kimmo MustonenenKimmo Mustonenen – (Kimmo On Kino) – Behind The Proscenium

P.S.  I have just learned that “Magic Mike” was about the man strippers.  Avoided!  WTF!?!  Maybe the lucky Kimmo is returning…

P.P.S.  “The Glee Project.”  Charlie kid is defining assholishness.  First, he blabs about himself like he is another of him (Editors note:  We believe he means Charlie was talking about himself in the third person).  Only one word for Charlie, in any language blabbed:  douche-bag.  Nina was cute.  Blind guy and fat chick were not so much for irritation.  But Charlie must be slapped.  In the face.  Hard.

Brave [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Behind the Proscenium, Brave, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Mark Andrews, Pixar, Brenda Chapman, Steve Purcell, Irene Mecchi, Kelly Macdonald, Billy Connolly, Emma Thompson, Julie Walters, Robbie Coltrane, Kevin McKidd, Craig Ferguson, Sally Kinghorn, Eilidh Fraser, Peigi Barker, Steven Cree, Steve Purcell, Callum O'Neill, Patrick Doyle, John Ratzenberger, Pete Docter, Mary Alice Drumm, John Lasseter, Katherine Sarafian, Andrew Stanton, Nicholas C. Smith, Emma Coats, Mark Cordell Holmes, Jason Merck, Nick Sung, Iain Anderson, James Doyle, Teresa Eckton, Sean England, Sue Fox, Josh Gold, Nia Hansen, E.J. Holowicki, James Hyde, Tom Johnson, Noah Katz, Nick Kray, Michael MacKinnon, Kyrsten Mate, Gary Rydstrom, Dee Selby, Brad Semenoff, Corey Tyler, Andrew Vernon, Gwendolyn Yates Whittle, Ronni Brown, Frank Aalbers, Amit Baadkar, Max Bickley, Stephan Vladimir Bugaj, Gordon D.B. Cameron, Philip Child, Jiayi Chong, Pauline Chu, Tracy Lee Church, Justine Codron, Jared Fong, Mael Francois, Carl N. Frederick, Michel Gagne, Robert Graf, Rogan Griffin, Emron Grover, Dave Hale, Lou Hamou-Lhadj, Bernhard Haux, Allen Hemberger, Katherine Ipjian, Jason Johnston, Ben Jordan, Mach Tony Kobayashi, Tanja Krampfert, David Lally, William Austin Lee, Holly Lloyd, Hsiao-Hsien Lo, Edward Luong, David Mac Carthy, Ian Megibben, Thomas Moser, Alexander Nehls, Jonathan D. Penney, Nick Pitera, Samantha Raja, Jose Luis Ramos, Jordan Rempel, Alex Seiden, Nadim Sinno, Gaston Ugarte, Jeremy Vicerky, Bill Watral, Robert Anderson, Simon Allen, Dovi Anderson, Jude Brownbill, Courtney Casper, Andrew Coats, Robb Denovan, Curran W. Giddens, Aaron J. Hartline, Tsung-Yin Hsieh, Jaime Landes, Ramiro Lopez Dau, Rich McKain, Erick Oh, Charlie Ramos, Jessica Sances, Mark Sanford, Michael Sauls, Benjamin Su, Saschka Unseld, Charlene Wang, Royce Wesley, Stephen L. Wong, Louis Elman, Sarah K. Reimers, David Suther, Jim Passon, Christopher Benstead, Ashley Chafin, Rupert Cross, Carmine Lauri, Jason Poss, Maggie Rodford, James Shearman, Eric Anderson, Tricia Andreas, Barbara Berkery, Malcolm Blanchard, Susan Bradley, Jeremy Cowles, Lars R. Damerow, Bon Jong, Stephen Krug, Ryan Lynch, Lauren Montuori, Kirsten Peterson, David Sotnick, Andy Thomas, Ian Westcott

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Behind the Proscenium, Brave, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Mark Andrews, Pixar, Brenda Chapman, Steve Purcell, Irene Mecchi, Kelly Macdonald, Billy Connolly, Emma Thompson, Julie Walters, Robbie Coltrane, Kevin McKidd, Craig Ferguson, Sally Kinghorn, Eilidh Fraser, Peigi Barker, Steven Cree, Steve Purcell, Callum O'Neill, Patrick Doyle, John Ratzenberger, Pete Docter, Mary Alice Drumm, John Lasseter, Katherine Sarafian, Andrew Stanton, Nicholas C. Smith, Emma Coats, Mark Cordell Holmes, Jason Merck, Nick Sung, Iain Anderson, James Doyle, Teresa Eckton, Sean England, Sue Fox, Josh Gold, Nia Hansen, E.J. Holowicki, James Hyde, Tom Johnson, Noah Katz, Nick Kray, Michael MacKinnon, Kyrsten Mate, Gary Rydstrom, Dee Selby, Brad Semenoff, Corey Tyler, Andrew Vernon, Gwendolyn Yates Whittle, Ronni Brown, Frank Aalbers, Amit Baadkar, Max Bickley, Stephan Vladimir Bugaj, Gordon D.B. Cameron, Philip Child, Jiayi Chong, Pauline Chu, Tracy Lee Church, Justine Codron, Jared Fong, Mael Francois, Carl N. Frederick, Michel Gagne, Robert Graf, Rogan Griffin, Emron Grover, Dave Hale, Lou Hamou-Lhadj, Bernhard Haux, Allen Hemberger, Katherine Ipjian, Jason Johnston, Ben Jordan, Mach Tony Kobayashi, Tanja Krampfert, David Lally, William Austin Lee, Holly Lloyd, Hsiao-Hsien Lo, Edward Luong, David Mac Carthy, Ian Megibben, Thomas Moser, Alexander Nehls, Jonathan D. Penney, Nick Pitera, Samantha Raja, Jose Luis Ramos, Jordan Rempel, Alex Seiden, Nadim Sinno, Gaston Ugarte, Jeremy Vicerky, Bill Watral, Robert Anderson, Simon Allen, Dovi Anderson, Jude Brownbill, Courtney Casper, Andrew Coats, Robb Denovan, Curran W. Giddens, Aaron J. Hartline, Tsung-Yin Hsieh, Jaime Landes, Ramiro Lopez Dau, Rich McKain, Erick Oh, Charlie Ramos, Jessica Sances, Mark Sanford, Michael Sauls, Benjamin Su, Saschka Unseld, Charlene Wang, Royce Wesley, Stephen L. Wong, Louis Elman, Sarah K. Reimers, David Suther, Jim Passon, Christopher Benstead, Ashley Chafin, Rupert Cross, Carmine Lauri, Jason Poss, Maggie Rodford, James Shearman, Eric Anderson, Tricia Andreas, Barbara Berkery, Malcolm Blanchard, Susan Bradley, Jeremy Cowles, Lars R. Damerow, Bon Jong, Stephen Krug, Ryan Lynch, Lauren Montuori, Kirsten Peterson, David Sotnick, Andy Thomas, Ian WestcottBrave

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

Readers – I live.

My man liver is alive.

Kossu can be again for the drunkening.

Kimmo cannot be tamed.

Like the beast of the wood – drinking, smoking, eating, drinking, watching movies, drinking, smoking, writing reviews, and then some drinking and smoking – I am back.

And in front.

The fear is out of me.

No longer can the movies of summer make me puke.

I am a man.

And this man is in heart love with “Brave”.

Sucker for red-heads?  Guilty.

Sucker for the Pixar?  Even more!

Can they be better now than in the past?  Hells yes.

And they have shitty, Kimmo-like accents.  Only more the better than mine.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Behind the Proscenium, Brave, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Mark Andrews, Pixar, Brenda Chapman, Steve Purcell, Irene Mecchi, Kelly Macdonald, Billy Connolly, Emma Thompson, Julie Walters, Robbie Coltrane, Kevin McKidd, Craig Ferguson, Sally Kinghorn, Eilidh Fraser, Peigi Barker, Steven Cree, Steve Purcell, Callum O'Neill, Patrick Doyle, John Ratzenberger, Pete Docter, Mary Alice Drumm, John Lasseter, Katherine Sarafian, Andrew Stanton, Nicholas C. Smith, Emma Coats, Mark Cordell Holmes, Jason Merck, Nick Sung, Iain Anderson, James Doyle, Teresa Eckton, Sean England, Sue Fox, Josh Gold, Nia Hansen, E.J. Holowicki, James Hyde, Tom Johnson, Noah Katz, Nick Kray, Michael MacKinnon, Kyrsten Mate, Gary Rydstrom, Dee Selby, Brad Semenoff, Corey Tyler, Andrew Vernon, Gwendolyn Yates Whittle, Ronni Brown, Frank Aalbers, Amit Baadkar, Max Bickley, Stephan Vladimir Bugaj, Gordon D.B. Cameron, Philip Child, Jiayi Chong, Pauline Chu, Tracy Lee Church, Justine Codron, Jared Fong, Mael Francois, Carl N. Frederick, Michel Gagne, Robert Graf, Rogan Griffin, Emron Grover, Dave Hale, Lou Hamou-Lhadj, Bernhard Haux, Allen Hemberger, Katherine Ipjian, Jason Johnston, Ben Jordan, Mach Tony Kobayashi, Tanja Krampfert, David Lally, William Austin Lee, Holly Lloyd, Hsiao-Hsien Lo, Edward Luong, David Mac Carthy, Ian Megibben, Thomas Moser, Alexander Nehls, Jonathan D. Penney, Nick Pitera, Samantha Raja, Jose Luis Ramos, Jordan Rempel, Alex Seiden, Nadim Sinno, Gaston Ugarte, Jeremy Vicerky, Bill Watral, Robert Anderson, Simon Allen, Dovi Anderson, Jude Brownbill, Courtney Casper, Andrew Coats, Robb Denovan, Curran W. Giddens, Aaron J. Hartline, Tsung-Yin Hsieh, Jaime Landes, Ramiro Lopez Dau, Rich McKain, Erick Oh, Charlie Ramos, Jessica Sances, Mark Sanford, Michael Sauls, Benjamin Su, Saschka Unseld, Charlene Wang, Royce Wesley, Stephen L. Wong, Louis Elman, Sarah K. Reimers, David Suther, Jim Passon, Christopher Benstead, Ashley Chafin, Rupert Cross, Carmine Lauri, Jason Poss, Maggie Rodford, James Shearman, Eric Anderson, Tricia Andreas, Barbara Berkery, Malcolm Blanchard, Susan Bradley, Jeremy Cowles, Lars R. Damerow, Bon Jong, Stephen Krug, Ryan Lynch, Lauren Montuori, Kirsten Peterson, David Sotnick, Andy Thomas, Ian WestcottPlot?  Are you kidding the Kimmo?

Amidst the wilds of the 10th Scottish Century the growing small and skilled archer Merida (Kelly Macdonald) to, daughter of King Fergus (Billy Connolly) and Queen Elinor (Emma Thompson).

While the rebellious girl was marked with the red hair, frolicking in the first place by their father – who lost the fight with a bear leg (a bear leg!  Hollywood, hear this!) – is planning her mother Elinor, with her very different things.

To Merida finally tame it is one of the sons of the leading clan lords are married and so asks the Lord MacGuffin (Kevin McKidd), Lord Dingwall (Robbie Coltrane) and Lord Macintosh (Craig Ferguson) and her sons into the castle in order to offer them at an archery competition the winner was the hand of her daughter.

Of course, Merida very different things in my head and said this team wins competition not only themselves, but evokes an old witch with a sinister curse…

What the fuck?!?  Wow.

Genius.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Behind the Proscenium, Brave, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Mark Andrews, Pixar, Brenda Chapman, Steve Purcell, Irene Mecchi, Kelly Macdonald, Billy Connolly, Emma Thompson, Julie Walters, Robbie Coltrane, Kevin McKidd, Craig Ferguson, Sally Kinghorn, Eilidh Fraser, Peigi Barker, Steven Cree, Steve Purcell, Callum O'Neill, Patrick Doyle, John Ratzenberger, Pete Docter, Mary Alice Drumm, John Lasseter, Katherine Sarafian, Andrew Stanton, Nicholas C. Smith, Emma Coats, Mark Cordell Holmes, Jason Merck, Nick Sung, Iain Anderson, James Doyle, Teresa Eckton, Sean England, Sue Fox, Josh Gold, Nia Hansen, E.J. Holowicki, James Hyde, Tom Johnson, Noah Katz, Nick Kray, Michael MacKinnon, Kyrsten Mate, Gary Rydstrom, Dee Selby, Brad Semenoff, Corey Tyler, Andrew Vernon, Gwendolyn Yates Whittle, Ronni Brown, Frank Aalbers, Amit Baadkar, Max Bickley, Stephan Vladimir Bugaj, Gordon D.B. Cameron, Philip Child, Jiayi Chong, Pauline Chu, Tracy Lee Church, Justine Codron, Jared Fong, Mael Francois, Carl N. Frederick, Michel Gagne, Robert Graf, Rogan Griffin, Emron Grover, Dave Hale, Lou Hamou-Lhadj, Bernhard Haux, Allen Hemberger, Katherine Ipjian, Jason Johnston, Ben Jordan, Mach Tony Kobayashi, Tanja Krampfert, David Lally, William Austin Lee, Holly Lloyd, Hsiao-Hsien Lo, Edward Luong, David Mac Carthy, Ian Megibben, Thomas Moser, Alexander Nehls, Jonathan D. Penney, Nick Pitera, Samantha Raja, Jose Luis Ramos, Jordan Rempel, Alex Seiden, Nadim Sinno, Gaston Ugarte, Jeremy Vicerky, Bill Watral, Robert Anderson, Simon Allen, Dovi Anderson, Jude Brownbill, Courtney Casper, Andrew Coats, Robb Denovan, Curran W. Giddens, Aaron J. Hartline, Tsung-Yin Hsieh, Jaime Landes, Ramiro Lopez Dau, Rich McKain, Erick Oh, Charlie Ramos, Jessica Sances, Mark Sanford, Michael Sauls, Benjamin Su, Saschka Unseld, Charlene Wang, Royce Wesley, Stephen L. Wong, Louis Elman, Sarah K. Reimers, David Suther, Jim Passon, Christopher Benstead, Ashley Chafin, Rupert Cross, Carmine Lauri, Jason Poss, Maggie Rodford, James Shearman, Eric Anderson, Tricia Andreas, Barbara Berkery, Malcolm Blanchard, Susan Bradley, Jeremy Cowles, Lars R. Damerow, Bon Jong, Stephen Krug, Ryan Lynch, Lauren Montuori, Kirsten Peterson, David Sotnick, Andy Thomas, Ian WestcottNo more spoilers.

This movie is a bomb.  (Editors note:  In Kimmo’s world, this means great).

My man-crush on the computer generated Merida makes me not of this world wanting to be.

Send me to Pixar land.

Let me frolic with the hot red-head pixels.

She is now my life.

Maybe with enough of the sweet, sweet smoke I can someday be there.

For now, Kossu.

For now, I want.

And now, two thumbs striding skyward.

There is not enough in my heart love for this.

It is the greatness.

See it twice.  Then take your kids.

Then buy the Blu-ray when available for red-head self-love.

Tell no one I said that.  Just between you (my readers) and my bong (my best friend).

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Reese Witherspoon, Water For Elephants, Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz, Paul Schneider, Jim Norton, Hal Holbrook, Mark Povinelli, Richard Brake, Stephen Monroe Taylor, Ken Foree, Scott MacDonald, James Frain, Sam Anderson, John Aylward, Brad Greenquist, Tim Guinee, Donna W. Scott, E.E. Bell, Kyle Jordan, Aleksandra Kaniak, Ilia Volok, Bruce Gray, Jim Jansen, James Keane, Ivo Nandi, Karynn Moore, Andrew Connolly, Doug McDougal, Tracy Phillips Rowan O'Hara, Water for Elephants, Tai, Uggie, Ice, Sita Acevedo, Danny Castle, Michael Coronas, Aloysia Gavre, Francis Lawrence, Andrew R. Tennenbaum, Erwin Stoff, Gil Netter, Kevin Halloran, Alan Edward Bell, Ana Maria Quintana, Chad Holmes, David Crank, Denise Chamian, Molly Allen, Sasha Veneziano, Kimmo MustonenenKimmo Mustonenen – (Kimmo On Kino) – Behind The Proscenium

P.S.  The Glee Project is back!  That blind kid has all asshole about him.  Dick.  Same with boob-bouncing fat chick.  Ho.  All are unlikeable.  Ryan Murphy, I think, may be a gay guy.  I can’t take my eyes off of the thing.  Smoke, cheetos, Glee Project = Heaven.  Watch it, and then comment.

 

Prometheus [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind the Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo on Kino, Prometheus, Ridley Scott, Jon Spaihts, Damon Lindelof, Noomi Rapace, Michael Fassbender, Charlize Theron, Idris Elba, Guy Pearce, Logan Marshall-Green, Sean Harris, Rafe Spall, Emun Elliott, Benedict Wong, Kate Dickie, Patrick Wilson, Lucy Hutchinson, Anil Biltoo, Matthew Burgess, Rhona Croker, Charalambos Dendrinos, Branwell Donaghey, Robin Atkin Downes, Sonam Dugdak, Reynir Thor Eggertsson, James Embree, Giannina Facio, Vladimir Furdo Furdik, Daniel James, John Lebar, Philip McGinley, Eugene O'Hare, Shin-Ichiro Okajima, Annie Penn, Jenny Rainsford, Wannaporn Rienjiang, Florian Robin, Zed Sevcikova, C.C. Smiff, Louisa Staples, Shane Steyn, Richard Thomson, Wambui Wa-Ngatho, Ian Whyte, Berhane Woldegabriel, Michael Costigan, Michael Ellenberg, David Giler, Walter Hill, Mark Huffam, Nikolas Korda, Tony Scott, Marc Streitenfeld, Dariusz Wolski, Pietro Scalia, Nina Gold, Arthur Max, Alex Cameron, Sonja Klaus, Janty Yates, Sam Breckman, Leifur B. Bagfinnsson, Finnur Johannsson, Nikolas Korda, Hermione Ninnim, Matthew Baker, Sarah Brand, Max Keene, Tony Christian, Stuart Clark, james Embree, Peter Miles, Ed Coy, Shaun O'Dell, Marc Wolff, James Barham, Nick Davis, Kathleen Latlip, John Barrett, Roger Suen, Paul Allen, Philip Ball, Alex Boyd, Emma Brazier, Aneta Chalas, Andrew Cooke, Luke Clare, Kay Di Rezze, Charles Edwards, Andri Egilsson, Bima Paulina Einarsdottir, Charlie Elson, Scott Ennis, Steve Hart, James Linville, Nick Murray, Joana Powell, Jacek Pulanecki, Ranya Ruby, Sarah Trowse, Josh Weston, Vanessa Whyte, Ed Wise, Paul Zieleniec

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind the Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo on Kino, Prometheus, Ridley Scott, Jon Spaihts, Damon Lindelof, Noomi Rapace, Michael Fassbender, Charlize Theron, Idris Elba, Guy Pearce, Logan Marshall-Green, Sean Harris, Rafe Spall, Emun Elliott, Benedict Wong, Kate Dickie, Patrick Wilson, Lucy Hutchinson, Anil Biltoo, Matthew Burgess, Rhona Croker, Charalambos Dendrinos, Branwell Donaghey, Robin Atkin Downes, Sonam Dugdak, Reynir Thor Eggertsson, James Embree, Giannina Facio, Vladimir Furdo Furdik, Daniel James, John Lebar, Philip McGinley, Eugene O'Hare, Shin-Ichiro Okajima, Annie Penn, Jenny Rainsford, Wannaporn Rienjiang, Florian Robin, Zed Sevcikova, C.C. Smiff, Louisa Staples, Shane Steyn, Richard Thomson, Wambui Wa-Ngatho, Ian Whyte, Berhane Woldegabriel, Michael Costigan, Michael Ellenberg, David Giler, Walter Hill, Mark Huffam, Nikolas Korda, Tony Scott, Marc Streitenfeld, Dariusz Wolski, Pietro Scalia, Nina Gold, Arthur Max, Alex Cameron, Sonja Klaus, Janty Yates, Sam Breckman, Leifur B. Bagfinnsson, Finnur Johannsson, Nikolas Korda, Hermione Ninnim, Matthew Baker, Sarah Brand, Max Keene, Tony Christian, Stuart Clark, james Embree, Peter Miles, Ed Coy, Shaun O'Dell, Marc Wolff, James Barham, Nick Davis, Kathleen Latlip, John Barrett, Roger Suen, Paul Allen, Philip Ball, Alex Boyd, Emma Brazier, Aneta Chalas, Andrew Cooke, Luke Clare, Kay Di Rezze, Charles Edwards, Andri Egilsson, Bima Paulina Einarsdottir, Charlie Elson, Scott Ennis, Steve Hart, James Linville, Nick Murray, Joana Powell, Jacek Pulanecki, Ranya Ruby, Sarah Trowse, Josh Weston, Vanessa Whyte, Ed Wise, Paul ZieleniecPrometheus

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

“Prometheus!”

Finally!

I gathered my supplies – for movie ogling and note taking, sweet sticky bud smoked in my car.

The a large coke.

No popcorn.

The greasy corn turns my note sheets into transparent unreading mush.

Now for reviewing I drink the kossu.

But trouble is in a dangling Damocles sword over my head.

So much kossu has been in my mouth hole that I must get a liver ultrasound tomorrow!

How is this can possible?

Is this the end for Kimmo?

Is this the end for kossu?

I am the bummer… but wow – “Prometheus!”

Considered one of the great directors in 30 years, has in some of the best films in the field of science fiction (and others) and with each new film attracts audiences from simple village idiots to up hardcore cinephiles.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind the Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo on Kino, Prometheus, Ridley Scott, Jon Spaihts, Damon Lindelof, Noomi Rapace, Michael Fassbender, Charlize Theron, Idris Elba, Guy Pearce, Logan Marshall-Green, Sean Harris, Rafe Spall, Emun Elliott, Benedict Wong, Kate Dickie, Patrick Wilson, Lucy Hutchinson, Anil Biltoo, Matthew Burgess, Rhona Croker, Charalambos Dendrinos, Branwell Donaghey, Robin Atkin Downes, Sonam Dugdak, Reynir Thor Eggertsson, James Embree, Giannina Facio, Vladimir Furdo Furdik, Daniel James, John Lebar, Philip McGinley, Eugene O'Hare, Shin-Ichiro Okajima, Annie Penn, Jenny Rainsford, Wannaporn Rienjiang, Florian Robin, Zed Sevcikova, C.C. Smiff, Louisa Staples, Shane Steyn, Richard Thomson, Wambui Wa-Ngatho, Ian Whyte, Berhane Woldegabriel, Michael Costigan, Michael Ellenberg, David Giler, Walter Hill, Mark Huffam, Nikolas Korda, Tony Scott, Marc Streitenfeld, Dariusz Wolski, Pietro Scalia, Nina Gold, Arthur Max, Alex Cameron, Sonja Klaus, Janty Yates, Sam Breckman, Leifur B. Bagfinnsson, Finnur Johannsson, Nikolas Korda, Hermione Ninnim, Matthew Baker, Sarah Brand, Max Keene, Tony Christian, Stuart Clark, james Embree, Peter Miles, Ed Coy, Shaun O'Dell, Marc Wolff, James Barham, Nick Davis, Kathleen Latlip, John Barrett, Roger Suen, Paul Allen, Philip Ball, Alex Boyd, Emma Brazier, Aneta Chalas, Andrew Cooke, Luke Clare, Kay Di Rezze, Charles Edwards, Andri Egilsson, Bima Paulina Einarsdottir, Charlie Elson, Scott Ennis, Steve Hart, James Linville, Nick Murray, Joana Powell, Jacek Pulanecki, Ranya Ruby, Sarah Trowse, Josh Weston, Vanessa Whyte, Ed Wise, Paul ZieleniecHis name is Ridley Scott and has nothing to prove anything anymore.

Except for “Gladiator.”

That movie was more the funny than “Monty Python And The Holy Grail” but still a shit log.

The legendary “Alien” is undoubtedly the expected movies of the year and shortly before he had released the movie trailer was enough to cause a frenzy of fans.

And geeks are frenzied bunch!

Virgins can get nasty.

Plot?  Hells yeah!

The mythical Prometheus created the first humans from clay and fire (made sense while stoned – now suspect).

The spacecraft “Prometheus”, Scott starts from the realm of uncertainty to come to the eternal mystery of the origin of the first man.

The theories on the creation of man from the aliens are not new, their roots hold thousands of years since man began to think consciously and carved on the walls.

Conscious men never got their deposits back.

Do not carve on the walls.

Or let your cat pee on the carpet.

From the first minutes of the film and the spectacular opening of the thirsty viewer (a large coke is quickly drunken when the sweet bud is in my head) is confronted with all these unanswered questions in a 3D world (damn, 3D that worked!) abundant charm and a spectacle that nourishes the eye and excites the imagination.

The work done in special effects and generally in all the scenery is truly worthy of attention and the most rigorous and demanding audience.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind the Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo on Kino, Prometheus, Ridley Scott, Jon Spaihts, Damon Lindelof, Noomi Rapace, Michael Fassbender, Charlize Theron, Idris Elba, Guy Pearce, Logan Marshall-Green, Sean Harris, Rafe Spall, Emun Elliott, Benedict Wong, Kate Dickie, Patrick Wilson, Lucy Hutchinson, Anil Biltoo, Matthew Burgess, Rhona Croker, Charalambos Dendrinos, Branwell Donaghey, Robin Atkin Downes, Sonam Dugdak, Reynir Thor Eggertsson, James Embree, Giannina Facio, Vladimir Furdo Furdik, Daniel James, John Lebar, Philip McGinley, Eugene O'Hare, Shin-Ichiro Okajima, Annie Penn, Jenny Rainsford, Wannaporn Rienjiang, Florian Robin, Zed Sevcikova, C.C. Smiff, Louisa Staples, Shane Steyn, Richard Thomson, Wambui Wa-Ngatho, Ian Whyte, Berhane Woldegabriel, Michael Costigan, Michael Ellenberg, David Giler, Walter Hill, Mark Huffam, Nikolas Korda, Tony Scott, Marc Streitenfeld, Dariusz Wolski, Pietro Scalia, Nina Gold, Arthur Max, Alex Cameron, Sonja Klaus, Janty Yates, Sam Breckman, Leifur B. Bagfinnsson, Finnur Johannsson, Nikolas Korda, Hermione Ninnim, Matthew Baker, Sarah Brand, Max Keene, Tony Christian, Stuart Clark, james Embree, Peter Miles, Ed Coy, Shaun O'Dell, Marc Wolff, James Barham, Nick Davis, Kathleen Latlip, John Barrett, Roger Suen, Paul Allen, Philip Ball, Alex Boyd, Emma Brazier, Aneta Chalas, Andrew Cooke, Luke Clare, Kay Di Rezze, Charles Edwards, Andri Egilsson, Bima Paulina Einarsdottir, Charlie Elson, Scott Ennis, Steve Hart, James Linville, Nick Murray, Joana Powell, Jacek Pulanecki, Ranya Ruby, Sarah Trowse, Josh Weston, Vanessa Whyte, Ed Wise, Paul ZieleniecAlso the cast of Scott in the film include Michael Fassbender and Charlize Theron as “robot” and “ruthless woman” respectively and are highly successful.

Charlize has given me two cinematic boners in my pants this year.

This is a good year for Kimmo!

Noomi Rapace is the good.  No shit.

She is the girl in a shrink-to-fit-with-blow-dryer space suit that showed her a good ass actor.

So confusion comes.  Is this cinematic boner for Noomi or Charlize?

Do I really care?

So, two thumbs throbbing like my love of the Charl-oomi.

I want.  And then I want more.

The view is the almost obligatory to all lovers of science fiction and general lovers of the dark room.

Go see this thing.

Twice.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Reese Witherspoon, Water For Elephants, Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz, Paul Schneider, Jim Norton, Hal Holbrook, Mark Povinelli, Richard Brake, Stephen Monroe Taylor, Ken Foree, Scott MacDonald, James Frain, Sam Anderson, John Aylward, Brad Greenquist, Tim Guinee, Donna W. Scott, E.E. Bell, Kyle Jordan, Aleksandra Kaniak, Ilia Volok, Bruce Gray, Jim Jansen, James Keane, Ivo Nandi, Karynn Moore, Andrew Connolly, Doug McDougal, Tracy Phillips Rowan O'Hara, Water for Elephants, Tai, Uggie, Ice, Sita Acevedo, Danny Castle, Michael Coronas, Aloysia Gavre, Francis Lawrence, Andrew R. Tennenbaum, Erwin Stoff, Gil Netter, Kevin Halloran, Alan Edward Bell, Ana Maria Quintana, Chad Holmes, David Crank, Denise Chamian, Molly Allen, Sasha Veneziano, Kimmo MustonenenKimmo Mustonenen – (Kimmo On Kino) – Behind The Proscenium

P.S.  “Game of Thrones” season 2 in the books.  We have White Walkers in Finland.  We call them “drunk relatives in the snow.”  They are less scary in Finland but smell worse.  Now, back to my bong and the worry thoughts that will bring me to tomorrow.  If I must not drink of the kossu, is live worth living?  These thoughts must be thought.

Snow White and the Huntsman [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind the Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Snow White and the Huntsman, Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron, Rupert Sanders, Chris Hemsworth, Evan Daughtery, John Lee Hancock, Ian McShane, Bob Hoskins,

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind the Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Snow White and the Huntsman, Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron, Rupert Sanders, Chris Hemsworth, Evan Daughtery, John Lee Hancock, Ian McShane, Bob Hoskins, Snow White and the Huntsman

With Wit, Reviewed by Kimmo Mustonenen

Strange things are strange.

The expected is not reality.

The world is inside out.

Kristen Stewart can act.

I am not drunk.

I am not high.

Kristen Stewart is not only the non-suck, but damn fantastic!

The largeness of my eyeballs was for the surprise of the seeing what could not be the truth.

I saw the “Twilight” turds.

My brain is the dumber for with the seeing of them.

Now this.

Can nothing be counted on?

Plot?  Eh.

“Snow White and the Huntsman” is a quite remarkable result of his ham.  What can be silly or melodramatic dialogues spoil everything in the fantasy genre.

Not the case here, I say.

At least the original version here applies mostly to the right, concise tone.

How many times have you seen that the effects are working against history and starting to block everything?

Maybe I am (a little) drunk.

But as brilliant as the dwarf throng of normal height, shrunken actors is tricky, as little is the film with it.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind the Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Snow White and the Huntsman, Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron, Rupert Sanders, Chris Hemsworth, Evan Daughtery, John Lee Hancock, Ian McShane, Bob Hoskins,And how often fantasy movies take on the love story to the girls something to offer – here is waived boldly on the topic of love, and in general to any psychology that goes beyond simple motivations.

But this movies motivations?  Not silly.

It is Snow White and a frickin Huntsman!  This is not “Citizen Kane.”

Or even the subject of my current cinematic hard-on, “Prometheus.”

And Thor was in it.  Cool.

Charlize Theron?  Hot.  And icy.

Like a sore muscle balm, but one that is ready for the sex.  No Icy-Hot on my Johnson!

Dwarves?  Seven!

Had I smoked the sweet smoke I would have freaked the fuck out.

The dwarf from “Deadwood” was my the favorite.  The “Roger Rabbit” dwarf was cool, too.

Back to Kristen Stewart.

What the hell?

WHAT THE HELL?

I would like to write my reviews in advance.  She has put the fool on my brain.

My pre-write: “As wooden as the Pinocchio, with fish charisma, Stewart brought sleep to my face in minutes.  The sound of major suckage was her acting – suck, suck, suck went Kristen Stewart.”

I cannot now use this.  I must now stay awake for entire movie times.

God dammit!

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Reese Witherspoon, Water For Elephants, Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz, Paul Schneider, Jim Norton, Hal Holbrook, Mark Povinelli, Richard Brake, Stephen Monroe Taylor, Ken Foree, Scott MacDonald, James Frain, Sam Anderson, John Aylward, Brad Greenquist, Tim Guinee, Donna W. Scott, E.E. Bell, Kyle Jordan, Aleksandra Kaniak, Ilia Volok, Bruce Gray, Jim Jansen, James Keane, Ivo Nandi, Karynn Moore, Andrew Connolly, Doug McDougal, Tracy Phillips Rowan O'Hara, Water for Elephants, Tai, Uggie, Ice, Sita Acevedo, Danny Castle, Michael Coronas, Aloysia Gavre, Francis Lawrence, Andrew R. Tennenbaum, Erwin Stoff, Gil Netter, Kevin Halloran, Alan Edward Bell, Ana Maria Quintana, Chad Holmes, David Crank, Denise Chamian, Molly Allen, Sasha Veneziano, Kimmo MustonenenKimmo Mustonenen – (Kimmo On Kino) – Behind The Proscenium

P.S.  Next week I review, finally, “Prometheus.”  It had better be the good – or even better.  The review has been for months written.  Best movie ever.  I am now scared.  With this new knowledge, I will have to see every movie that is by me reviewed.  Shit.

P.P.S.  The title of “America’s Got Talent” is a lie.  Title more better would be “America Is Full Of Weird People That Want On The T.V. More Than They Have Any Sense Of Shame.”  Summer television.  Son of a bitch.