ROAD HOUSE (PRIME VIDEO) – [REVIEW]

Starring: Jake Gyllenhaal

Director: Doug Liman

Okay, so I watch this remake on Amazon Prime.

First, let me say, it is like hot sauna on a cold winter night. You know, makes you sweat, but in a good way, like you’re alive.

This movie, it’s like if you took a big truck, filled it with mud, and then put some fireworks on top.

Boom!

That’s ‘Roadhouse’ for you. It’s all about this guy, tough as nails, walks into this small town, and suddenly, everything is on fire. And I mean that literally and figuratively.

The action, oh boy, it’s like watching a pack of angry bears fighting in the woods. You don’t know who’s gonna come out alive, but you can’t look away. The fight scenes are like a beautiful dance of destruction, choreographed by the gods of chaos.

Now, the story, well, it’s not exactly Shakespeare, but who needs fancy words when you got fists flying and motorcycles roaring? It’s about honor, revenge, and kicking butt. And let me tell you, they do a lot of butt-kicking in this movie.

The characters, they’re like something out of a wild west saloon. You got your heroes, your villains, and everything in between. And let me tell you, Patrick Swayze, rest his soul, he’s the heart and soul of this movie. His charisma could light up a whole town. And Jake Gyllenhaal is OK Joe as well.

Overall, ‘Roadhouse’ is like a shot of whiskey on a rough day – it burns, but it’s oh so satisfying.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride with plenty of action and a sprinkle of old-school charm, then grab your popcorn and buckle up, because ‘Roadhouse’ is one hell of a ride.

Kimmo Mustonenen – Behind The Proscenium