Jack the Giant Slayer [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Behind The Proscenium, Jack the Giant Slayer, Bryan Singer, Darren Lemke, Christopher McQuarrie, Dan Studney, David Dobkin, Nicholas Hoult, Elenor Tomlinson, Ewan McGregor, Stanley Tucci, Eddie Marsan, Ewen Bremner, Ian McShane, Christopher Fairbank, Simon Lowe, Mingus Johnston, Ralph Brown, Joy McBrinn, Chris Brailsford, Warwick Davis, Craig Salisbury, Peter Bonner, Lee Boardman, Lee Whitlock, Jody Halse, Richard Dixon, Chris Drake, Bill Nighy, John Kassir, Cornell John, Andrew Brooke, Angus Barnett, Ben Daniels, Philip Philmar, Peter Elliott, Don McCorkindale, Tayler Marshall, Amber Vertaanes, Alex Macqueen, Joseph Salazar, Hattie Gotobed, Steven Williams, John Lebar, Phil Martin, Steve Haze, Michael Self, Tim Foley, Sydney Rawson, Tandi Wright, Byron Coll, Aaron Jackson, Mark Badham, Russell Balogh, Jason Beeston, Christian Black, Chris Bowe, Stephen Brocklehurst, Alfred Camp, Nathanjohn Carter, Robert Clayton, Sam Creed, Graham Curry, Joseph Dewey, Richard Dorton, Anthony Errington, David Frost, Sammy Harris, Philip Harvey, Caroline Hayes, Matthew David Hearn, Mitch Hill, Kevin Hudson, Charli Janeway, Andy Joy, James Kirkham, Daniel Lapaine, Darren Lynch, Celina Macdonald, Duncan JC Mais, Martyn Mayger, Raine McCormack, Henry Monk, Michael St Omer, Gloria Riccio, Santi Scinelli, James Thomas Scott, Nick Shaw, Simon Steggall, Shane Stevens, Paul Warren, Josh Wichard, Simon John Wilson, Christan Wolf Lamoy, Richard Brener, Michael Disco, David Dobkin, Toby Emmerich, Alex Garcia, Jon Jashni, Ori Marmur, Patrick McCormick, Neal Moritz, John Ottman, John Rickard, Thomas Tull, Michele Weiss, John Ottman, Newton Thomas Sigel, Bob Ducsay, Roger Mussenden, Jeremy Rich, Gavin Bocquet, Mark Harris, Phil Harvey, Rod McLean, Peter Russell, Gary Tomkins, Richard Roberts, Benjamin Greenacre, Tim Grover, Marianne Jenkins, Paul LaMOri, Duncan Muggoch, Jason Pomerantz, Adam Teeuw, Ty Warren, Tom Browne, Glenn Carroll, Jamie Christopher, Simon Downes, Alex Reid, Jane Ryan, Ronny Schroder, Matthew Sharp, Toby Spanton, Scott Ko, Dan Keller, Siouxsie Stewart, Ed Walters, Michel Aller, Shaun Apraharrian, Todd Busch, Herbert Butler, Camrin Agin, Chris Jai Alex, Sam Barnett, Nick Fulton, Maryllis Gonzalez, Jodie Gregory, Helen Christine Dwyer, Lucy Howell, Moira Houlihan, Marianne Huet, Todd christian Hunter, Holly Johnson, Jamie JOnes, Georgina Kelly, Alastair McNeil, Jesse Packham, Berenice Percival, Jonathan Stein, Douglas Tait, Ben Vokes, Richard Wild, Roger Walker, John R Walker, Josh Wood, Jhonny Zurita, Sam Weeden, Josh Loveman, Kyle Leatherberry

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Behind The Proscenium, Jack the Giant Slayer, Bryan Singer, Darren Lemke, Christopher McQuarrie, Dan Studney, David Dobkin, Nicholas Hoult, Elenor Tomlinson, Ewan McGregor, Stanley Tucci, Eddie Marsan, Ewen Bremner, Ian McShane, Christopher Fairbank, Simon Lowe, Mingus Johnston, Ralph Brown, Joy McBrinn, Chris Brailsford, Warwick Davis, Craig Salisbury, Peter Bonner, Lee Boardman, Lee Whitlock, Jody Halse, Richard Dixon, Chris Drake, Bill Nighy, John Kassir, Cornell John, Andrew Brooke, Angus Barnett, Ben Daniels, Philip Philmar, Peter Elliott, Don McCorkindale, Tayler Marshall, Amber Vertaanes, Alex Macqueen, Joseph Salazar, Hattie Gotobed, Steven Williams, John Lebar, Phil Martin, Steve Haze, Michael Self, Tim Foley, Sydney Rawson, Tandi Wright, Byron Coll, Aaron Jackson, Mark Badham, Russell Balogh, Jason Beeston, Christian Black, Chris Bowe, Stephen Brocklehurst, Alfred Camp, Nathanjohn Carter, Robert Clayton, Sam Creed, Graham Curry, Joseph Dewey, Richard Dorton, Anthony Errington, David Frost, Sammy Harris, Philip Harvey, Caroline Hayes, Matthew David Hearn, Mitch Hill, Kevin Hudson, Charli Janeway, Andy Joy, James Kirkham, Daniel Lapaine, Darren Lynch, Celina Macdonald, Duncan JC Mais, Martyn Mayger, Raine McCormack, Henry Monk, Michael St Omer, Gloria Riccio, Santi Scinelli, James Thomas Scott, Nick Shaw, Simon Steggall, Shane Stevens, Paul Warren, Josh Wichard, Simon John Wilson, Christan Wolf Lamoy, Richard Brener, Michael Disco, David Dobkin, Toby Emmerich, Alex Garcia, Jon Jashni, Ori Marmur, Patrick McCormick, Neal Moritz, John Ottman, John Rickard, Thomas Tull, Michele Weiss, John Ottman, Newton Thomas Sigel, Bob Ducsay, Roger Mussenden, Jeremy Rich, Gavin Bocquet, Mark Harris, Phil Harvey, Rod McLean, Peter Russell, Gary Tomkins, Richard Roberts, Benjamin Greenacre, Tim Grover, Marianne Jenkins, Paul LaMOri, Duncan Muggoch, Jason Pomerantz, Adam Teeuw, Ty Warren, Tom Browne, Glenn Carroll, Jamie Christopher, Simon Downes, Alex Reid, Jane Ryan, Ronny Schroder, Matthew Sharp, Toby Spanton, Scott Ko, Dan Keller, Siouxsie Stewart, Ed Walters, Michel Aller, Shaun Apraharrian, Todd Busch, Herbert Butler, Camrin Agin, Chris Jai Alex, Sam Barnett, Nick Fulton, Maryllis Gonzalez, Jodie Gregory, Helen Christine Dwyer, Lucy Howell, Moira Houlihan, Marianne Huet, Todd christian Hunter, Holly Johnson, Jamie JOnes, Georgina Kelly, Alastair McNeil, Jesse Packham, Berenice Percival, Jonathan Stein, Douglas Tait, Ben Vokes, Richard Wild, Roger Walker, John R Walker, Josh Wood, Jhonny Zurita, Sam Weeden, Josh Loveman, Kyle LeatherberryJack the Giant Slayer

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

Times have hard.

We know this.

Hollywood then shows us.

We watch The Mr. Oscar Show and strange face “Look At Me, I Am Also Smug Guy Who Wants To Sing In Your Face” person is on hourly, for what is to me, also forever.

Pretty people also are staging to the T.V., some with awards, more with sadness in their brain thoughts.

On the carpet, all women admit to wearing the clothes of someone else – yet none of the carpet questioning people feel the creeps.

This is Hollywood.

This is the Academy Awards.

This review is “Jack The Giant Slayer.” 

It needs not to worry about the Academy Awards.

Ever.

But, even though winning is not to be foreseen – this is good for the film worker people. If for to win, they would have to talk to “Smug Guy Who Was Upstaged By Captain Kirk” which would be the suck.

But all is not bad. Really.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Behind The Proscenium, Jack the Giant Slayer, Bryan Singer, Darren Lemke, Christopher McQuarrie, Dan Studney, David Dobkin, Nicholas Hoult, Elenor Tomlinson, Ewan McGregor, Stanley Tucci, Eddie Marsan, Ewen Bremner, Ian McShane, Christopher Fairbank, Simon Lowe, Mingus Johnston, Ralph Brown, Joy McBrinn, Chris Brailsford, Warwick Davis, Craig Salisbury, Peter Bonner, Lee Boardman, Lee Whitlock, Jody Halse, Richard Dixon, Chris Drake, Bill Nighy, John Kassir, Cornell John, Andrew Brooke, Angus Barnett, Ben Daniels, Philip Philmar, Peter Elliott, Don McCorkindale, Tayler Marshall, Amber Vertaanes, Alex Macqueen, Joseph Salazar, Hattie Gotobed, Steven Williams, John Lebar, Phil Martin, Steve Haze, Michael Self, Tim Foley, Sydney Rawson, Tandi Wright, Byron Coll, Aaron Jackson, Mark Badham, Russell Balogh, Jason Beeston, Christian Black, Chris Bowe, Stephen Brocklehurst, Alfred Camp, Nathanjohn Carter, Robert Clayton, Sam Creed, Graham Curry, Joseph Dewey, Richard Dorton, Anthony Errington, David Frost, Sammy Harris, Philip Harvey, Caroline Hayes, Matthew David Hearn, Mitch Hill, Kevin Hudson, Charli Janeway, Andy Joy, James Kirkham, Daniel Lapaine, Darren Lynch, Celina Macdonald, Duncan JC Mais, Martyn Mayger, Raine McCormack, Henry Monk, Michael St Omer, Gloria Riccio, Santi Scinelli, James Thomas Scott, Nick Shaw, Simon Steggall, Shane Stevens, Paul Warren, Josh Wichard, Simon John Wilson, Christan Wolf Lamoy, Richard Brener, Michael Disco, David Dobkin, Toby Emmerich, Alex Garcia, Jon Jashni, Ori Marmur, Patrick McCormick, Neal Moritz, John Ottman, John Rickard, Thomas Tull, Michele Weiss, John Ottman, Newton Thomas Sigel, Bob Ducsay, Roger Mussenden, Jeremy Rich, Gavin Bocquet, Mark Harris, Phil Harvey, Rod McLean, Peter Russell, Gary Tomkins, Richard Roberts, Benjamin Greenacre, Tim Grover, Marianne Jenkins, Paul LaMOri, Duncan Muggoch, Jason Pomerantz, Adam Teeuw, Ty Warren, Tom Browne, Glenn Carroll, Jamie Christopher, Simon Downes, Alex Reid, Jane Ryan, Ronny Schroder, Matthew Sharp, Toby Spanton, Scott Ko, Dan Keller, Siouxsie Stewart, Ed Walters, Michel Aller, Shaun Apraharrian, Todd Busch, Herbert Butler, Camrin Agin, Chris Jai Alex, Sam Barnett, Nick Fulton, Maryllis Gonzalez, Jodie Gregory, Helen Christine Dwyer, Lucy Howell, Moira Houlihan, Marianne Huet, Todd christian Hunter, Holly Johnson, Jamie JOnes, Georgina Kelly, Alastair McNeil, Jesse Packham, Berenice Percival, Jonathan Stein, Douglas Tait, Ben Vokes, Richard Wild, Roger Walker, John R Walker, Josh Wood, Jhonny Zurita, Sam Weeden, Josh Loveman, Kyle LeatherberryFirst, I, Kimmo, will not use Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum in the film review.

All critics who do – or use any variable of the 4-F’s – is of the review school hack class.

No Fee, Fi, Fo, Fun for good review.

No Fe, Fi, Fo, Dumb for bad review.

No Fee, Fi, Foo, Meh for a review tweener.

This reviewer (though many times with drunks and stoned) is not of laziness.

So review I must.

Plot? Fe, Fi, Fo, YES! Damn, it was too much to not do.

Plot – Jack is a kid with stories talked to his ear hole by Dad (look out Dad! Here comes the plague!).

Isabella is a kid who has the same stories (look out Mom! Etc). and grows up to be hot.

In real life, Jack (Nicholas Hoult) got to diddle Jennifer Lawrence and motor-boat her rack (for this, Hoult deserves Lifetime Achievement Award). Then, she, Jennifer, was too good for a bean kid.

To continue, hot Isabella (Eleanor Tomlinson) is now fap fantasy for Roderick (Stanley Tucci – with creepy sameness inside from “The Lovely Boner”) who is shopping for the Magic Crown that lets the owner control Giants – people who are taller than Abraham Lincoln (see review).

Jack does stuff, like slaying Giants, but damn spoiler title told you that already.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Behind The Proscenium, Jack the Giant Slayer, Bryan Singer, Darren Lemke, Christopher McQuarrie, Dan Studney, David Dobkin, Nicholas Hoult, Elenor Tomlinson, Ewan McGregor, Stanley Tucci, Eddie Marsan, Ewen Bremner, Ian McShane, Christopher Fairbank, Simon Lowe, Mingus Johnston, Ralph Brown, Joy McBrinn, Chris Brailsford, Warwick Davis, Craig Salisbury, Peter Bonner, Lee Boardman, Lee Whitlock, Jody Halse, Richard Dixon, Chris Drake, Bill Nighy, John Kassir, Cornell John, Andrew Brooke, Angus Barnett, Ben Daniels, Philip Philmar, Peter Elliott, Don McCorkindale, Tayler Marshall, Amber Vertaanes, Alex Macqueen, Joseph Salazar, Hattie Gotobed, Steven Williams, John Lebar, Phil Martin, Steve Haze, Michael Self, Tim Foley, Sydney Rawson, Tandi Wright, Byron Coll, Aaron Jackson, Mark Badham, Russell Balogh, Jason Beeston, Christian Black, Chris Bowe, Stephen Brocklehurst, Alfred Camp, Nathanjohn Carter, Robert Clayton, Sam Creed, Graham Curry, Joseph Dewey, Richard Dorton, Anthony Errington, David Frost, Sammy Harris, Philip Harvey, Caroline Hayes, Matthew David Hearn, Mitch Hill, Kevin Hudson, Charli Janeway, Andy Joy, James Kirkham, Daniel Lapaine, Darren Lynch, Celina Macdonald, Duncan JC Mais, Martyn Mayger, Raine McCormack, Henry Monk, Michael St Omer, Gloria Riccio, Santi Scinelli, James Thomas Scott, Nick Shaw, Simon Steggall, Shane Stevens, Paul Warren, Josh Wichard, Simon John Wilson, Christan Wolf Lamoy, Richard Brener, Michael Disco, David Dobkin, Toby Emmerich, Alex Garcia, Jon Jashni, Ori Marmur, Patrick McCormick, Neal Moritz, John Ottman, John Rickard, Thomas Tull, Michele Weiss, John Ottman, Newton Thomas Sigel, Bob Ducsay, Roger Mussenden, Jeremy Rich, Gavin Bocquet, Mark Harris, Phil Harvey, Rod McLean, Peter Russell, Gary Tomkins, Richard Roberts, Benjamin Greenacre, Tim Grover, Marianne Jenkins, Paul LaMOri, Duncan Muggoch, Jason Pomerantz, Adam Teeuw, Ty Warren, Tom Browne, Glenn Carroll, Jamie Christopher, Simon Downes, Alex Reid, Jane Ryan, Ronny Schroder, Matthew Sharp, Toby Spanton, Scott Ko, Dan Keller, Siouxsie Stewart, Ed Walters, Michel Aller, Shaun Apraharrian, Todd Busch, Herbert Butler, Camrin Agin, Chris Jai Alex, Sam Barnett, Nick Fulton, Maryllis Gonzalez, Jodie Gregory, Helen Christine Dwyer, Lucy Howell, Moira Houlihan, Marianne Huet, Todd christian Hunter, Holly Johnson, Jamie JOnes, Georgina Kelly, Alastair McNeil, Jesse Packham, Berenice Percival, Jonathan Stein, Douglas Tait, Ben Vokes, Richard Wild, Roger Walker, John R Walker, Josh Wood, Jhonny Zurita, Sam Weeden, Josh Loveman, Kyle LeatherberryThe move is in the land of Not Bad.

CGI Giants are CGI from the days of Tecmo Bowl Nintendo. Fun after bong sucking, fun after the beer chug, cheesy in my real reality.

The 3D was realistic as to make me barf. Yes, the 3D, not the too much overdrunk beer and stale Raisonettes.

I stand by this statement.

For you readers with bigger brains, see the ripped off for this movie – “Trollhunter.” This move is more better than “Jack blah blah blah” in the way that all of Scandinavia (minus Sweden) is superior to Los Angeles (except for the weather – so I really hate Scandinavia, I guess – my mind is confusion).

The Trolls are better computer beasts than the Giants – although the Giants have more lines.

So one and a half thumbs in the atmosphere. There is enjoyment.

I expected a major suck (like that damn Twilight turd-fest) and the suck did not appear.

The secret to liking a film (I’m now thinking) is to expect it to be full of the horrible.

This did not work for the Twilight films, but seem to work for all else.

I will continue this film experiment – since summer is coming, with its crap-storm of film stink.  Here is hoping my expecting is not my reality.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Reese Witherspoon, Water For Elephants, Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz, Paul Schneider, Jim Norton, Hal Holbrook, Mark Povinelli, Richard Brake, Stephen Monroe Taylor, Ken Foree, Scott MacDonald, James Frain, Sam Anderson, John Aylward, Brad Greenquist, Tim Guinee, Donna W. Scott, E.E. Bell, Kyle Jordan, Aleksandra Kaniak, Ilia Volok, Bruce Gray, Jim Jansen, James Keane, Ivo Nandi, Karynn Moore, Andrew Connolly, Doug McDougal, Tracy Phillips Rowan O'Hara, Water for Elephants, Tai, Uggie, Ice, Sita Acevedo, Danny Castle, Michael Coronas, Aloysia Gavre, Francis Lawrence, Andrew R. Tennenbaum, Erwin Stoff, Gil Netter, Kevin Halloran, Alan Edward Bell, Ana Maria Quintana, Chad Holmes, David Crank, Denise Chamian, Molly Allen, Sasha Veneziano, Kimmo MustonenenKimmo Mustonenen – (Kimmo On Kino) – Behind The Proscenium

P.S.  It is almost again the time for baseballs! I don’t have understanding for the game so much, but love Dodger Dogs – and cold beer that is more money worth than gold in its cost.  This game is not hockey (the greatest of all since it was played by God Himself), but not bad for steroid boys with bats. Not to mention hot baseball groupies. Play balls!

John Carter [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Behind The Proscenium, John Carter, Disney, Andrew Stanton, Mark Andrews, Michael Chabon, Edgar Rice Burroughs, Taylor Kitsch, Lynn Collins, Samantha Morton, Willem Dafoe, Thomas Haden Church, Mark Strong, Ciaran Hinds, Dominic West, James Purefoy, Bryan Cranston, Polly Walker, Daryl Sabara, Arkie Reece, Davood Ghadami, Pippa Nixon, James Embree, Phillip Philmar, Figs Jackman, Emily Tierney, Edmund Kente, Rupert Frazer, Nicholas Woodeson, Kyle Agnew, Don Stark, Josh Daugherty, Jared Cyr, Sean Carrigan, Dusty Sorg, Christopher Goodman, Amanda Clayton, Akima, Joseph Billingiere, Aldred Montoya, Phil Cheadle, David Schwimmer, Arnie Alpert, Ian Ray, Peggy Clements, Evelyn Dubuc, Jhil McEntyre, Daniel O'Meara, Emma Clifford, Oliver Boot, Rebecca Sarker, Philip Arditti, Jon Favreau, Art Malik, Holly Weston, Gary Milner, Cate Fowler, Darwin Shaw, Eileen Page, Simon Page, Simon Evans, Myriam Acharki, Steven Cree, Garry Tubbs, Jeremy Booth, Jill Baker, Lindsey Collins, Jim Morris, Bob Roath, Colin Wilson, Michael Giacchino, Daniel Mindel, Eric Zumbrunnen, Marcia Ross, Nathan Crowley, David Allday, Ryan Church, Paki Smith, Mayes C. Rubeo, Kevin Alexander, Kim Ayers, Sarah Hamilton, Lora Laing, Katie Lee, Gemma Richards, Linda A. Borgeson, Duncan Broadfoot, Jan Foster, Steve Harding, Lori Komgiebel, Ellen H. Schwartz, Sharyn Shimada-Huggins, Adam Teeuw, Jennifer Teves, Mark Andrews, Chloe Chesterton, Joey Coughlin, Bac DeLorme, Ben Dixon, Fraser Fennell-Ball, Lily Garcia, Tommy Gormley, Toby Hefferman, Toby Hosking, James McGrady, David Pearson, Samar Pollitt, Ellen Rosentreter, Mollie Stallman, Jeff Taylor, Andrew Ward, Laine Abramson, Wayne Barlowe, Tim Browning, Jim Buchan, Jenne Lee, David Krentz, Michael King, Doug Cram, Paul Daiko, Russell Darling, Lee Dexter, Amber Wilkins, Nina Armstrong, Bruce Cain, Sy Hollands, Aaron Lee Lopez, Maxine Whittaker, Rene Adefarasin, Eric Amundsen, Colin Anderson, Rocky Babcock, Kurtis Burr, Kristen Correll, Holly Dorff, Katy Jensen, Colin Jones, Toby Spigel, Gail Stevens, Perry Goyen, Milton Adamou, Alex Anstey, Ralph Foster, Toby Looyd, Ben McCambridge, Lindsey Morrow, Will Snow, Peter Boyer, Andrea Datzman, Stephen Davis, Ira Hearshen, Julie Minasian, Bobbi Page, Stephen Lawrence, Gerry Turner, Josh Allan, Will Barker, Dallin Bassett, Danielle Bennett, Ashley Berlanga, Valentina Borfecchia, Lucie Bourgeau, Evan Brainard, Krystal Call, Stephanie Cannon, Erika Carlson, Shoky Carter, Cindy Ceglarek, Karolina Cerna, Claire Chandou, Paige Chaytor, Felix Chen, Kit Conners, Natania Cook, Lucy Cover, Richard Daldry, Kelsey Daniels, Alicia Davies, Holly Dorff, Ellie Downham, Rachelle Duncan, Angus Ellis, Joy Ellison, Richard Enriquez, Neale Fishback, Jeffrey Fox, Jenny Fumarolo, Carla Gale, Paul Gibbs, STeve Goldstein, Sarah Goller, Tiffany Gomes, Daniel Gonzalez, Nicky Gregory, Anna Halberg, Brandon Hamilton, Lucy Howell, Meredith Humbracht, Michael Johnson, Matthew Lawson, Katherine McCormack, Ryan McDowell, Alastair McNeil, Jennifer Milliman, Todd Minobe, Rachel Moceri, John David Moffat, Alex Molden, Ciaran Moran, Michael Mungroo, Chris Norman, Russell Nunley, Ann Ormesher, Dilip Patel, Kyle Paul, Brigitte Pauli, Ryan Pederson, Annie Penn, Jason Potter, Leslie Quan, Jason Ragosta, Bobby Ravanshenas, Brooke Redmon, Bob Roath, Nanw Rowlands, Matthew Sampson, Brooke Schaertl, Shane Schoeppner, Andy Scoty, Jason Seaton, Gianna Simone, Kelly Taylor-Dias

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Behind The Proscenium, John Carter, Disney, Andrew Stanton, Mark Andrews, Michael Chabon, Edgar Rice Burroughs, Taylor Kitsch, Lynn Collins, Samantha Morton, Willem Dafoe, Thomas Haden Church, Mark Strong, Ciaran Hinds, Dominic West, James Purefoy, Bryan Cranston, Polly Walker, Daryl Sabara, Arkie Reece, Davood Ghadami, Pippa Nixon, James Embree, Phillip Philmar, Figs Jackman, Emily Tierney, Edmund Kente, Rupert Frazer, Nicholas Woodeson, Kyle Agnew, Don Stark, Josh Daugherty, Jared Cyr, Sean Carrigan, Dusty Sorg, Christopher Goodman, Amanda Clayton, Akima, Joseph Billingiere, Aldred Montoya, Phil Cheadle, David Schwimmer, Arnie Alpert, Ian Ray, Peggy Clements, Evelyn Dubuc, Jhil McEntyre, Daniel O'Meara, Emma Clifford, Oliver Boot, Rebecca Sarker, Philip Arditti, Jon Favreau, Art Malik, Holly Weston, Gary Milner, Cate Fowler, Darwin Shaw, Eileen Page, Simon Page, Simon Evans, Myriam Acharki, Steven Cree, Garry Tubbs, Jeremy Booth, Jill Baker, Lindsey Collins, Jim Morris, Bob Roath, Colin Wilson, Michael Giacchino, Daniel Mindel, Eric Zumbrunnen, Marcia Ross, Nathan Crowley, David Allday, Ryan Church, Paki Smith, Mayes C. Rubeo, Kevin Alexander, Kim Ayers, Sarah Hamilton, Lora Laing, Katie Lee, Gemma Richards, Linda A. Borgeson, Duncan Broadfoot, Jan Foster, Steve Harding, Lori Komgiebel, Ellen H. Schwartz, Sharyn Shimada-Huggins, Adam Teeuw, Jennifer Teves, Mark Andrews, Chloe Chesterton, Joey Coughlin, Bac DeLorme, Ben Dixon, Fraser Fennell-Ball, Lily Garcia, Tommy Gormley, Toby Hefferman, Toby Hosking, James McGrady, David Pearson, Samar Pollitt, Ellen Rosentreter, Mollie Stallman, Jeff Taylor, Andrew Ward, Laine Abramson, Wayne Barlowe, Tim Browning, Jim Buchan, Jenne Lee, David Krentz, Michael King, Doug Cram, Paul Daiko, Russell Darling, Lee Dexter, Amber Wilkins, Nina Armstrong, Bruce Cain, Sy Hollands, Aaron Lee Lopez, Maxine Whittaker, Rene Adefarasin, Eric Amundsen, Colin Anderson, Rocky Babcock, Kurtis Burr, Kristen Correll, Holly Dorff, Katy Jensen, Colin Jones, Toby Spigel, Gail Stevens, Perry Goyen, Milton Adamou, Alex Anstey, Ralph Foster, Toby Looyd, Ben McCambridge, Lindsey Morrow, Will Snow, Peter Boyer, Andrea Datzman, Stephen Davis, Ira Hearshen, Julie Minasian, Bobbi Page, Stephen Lawrence, Gerry Turner, Josh Allan, Will Barker, Dallin Bassett, Danielle Bennett, Ashley Berlanga, Valentina Borfecchia, Lucie Bourgeau, Evan Brainard, Krystal Call, Stephanie Cannon, Erika Carlson, Shoky Carter, Cindy Ceglarek, Karolina Cerna, Claire Chandou, Paige Chaytor, Felix Chen, Kit Conners, Natania Cook, Lucy Cover, Richard Daldry, Kelsey Daniels, Alicia Davies, Holly Dorff, Ellie Downham, Rachelle Duncan, Angus Ellis, Joy Ellison, Richard Enriquez, Neale Fishback, Jeffrey Fox, Jenny Fumarolo, Carla Gale, Paul Gibbs, STeve Goldstein, Sarah Goller, Tiffany Gomes, Daniel Gonzalez, Nicky Gregory, Anna Halberg, Brandon Hamilton, Lucy Howell, Meredith Humbracht, Michael Johnson, Matthew Lawson, Katherine McCormack, Ryan McDowell, Alastair McNeil, Jennifer Milliman, Todd Minobe, Rachel Moceri, John David Moffat, Alex Molden, Ciaran Moran, Michael Mungroo, Chris Norman, Russell Nunley, Ann Ormesher, Dilip Patel, Kyle Paul, Brigitte Pauli, Ryan Pederson, Annie Penn, Jason Potter, Leslie Quan, Jason Ragosta, Bobby Ravanshenas, Brooke Redmon, Bob Roath, Nanw Rowlands, Matthew Sampson, Brooke Schaertl, Shane Schoeppner, Andy Scoty, Jason Seaton, Gianna Simone, Kelly Taylor-DiasJohn Carter

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

This week starts with a happiness explosion from my head mind (but not in the pants, dirty people).

“Kimmo, you are the man with a bag of lucky!” say I, Kimmo, to the self inside.

You see, I am to review my first love.

Not a human person.  But a reading experience of youth.

Yes, the books series that made many endless Finnish nights come to an end.

An end that of happiness.  That in Finland we call “morning.”

From “A Princess of Mars” through the crappy yet wonderful “John Carter of Mars: Skeleton Men of Jupiter” all asses were kicked.

Green and caucasian. Those from Helium to far off Ptarth

Then my first meat whacking to thoughts of Dejah Thoris (so hot in my mind!  Best whack ever!).

How could Mr. Hollywood put the screw in the butt of “John Carter?”

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Behind The Proscenium, John Carter, Disney, Andrew Stanton, Mark Andrews, Michael Chabon, Edgar Rice Burroughs, Taylor Kitsch, Lynn Collins, Samantha Morton, Willem Dafoe, Thomas Haden Church, Mark Strong, Ciaran Hinds, Dominic West, James Purefoy, Bryan Cranston, Polly Walker, Daryl Sabara, Arkie Reece, Davood Ghadami, Pippa Nixon, James Embree, Phillip Philmar, Figs Jackman, Emily Tierney, Edmund Kente, Rupert Frazer, Nicholas Woodeson, Kyle Agnew, Don Stark, Josh Daugherty, Jared Cyr, Sean Carrigan, Dusty Sorg, Christopher Goodman, Amanda Clayton, Akima, Joseph Billingiere, Aldred Montoya, Phil Cheadle, David Schwimmer, Arnie Alpert, Ian Ray, Peggy Clements, Evelyn Dubuc, Jhil McEntyre, Daniel O'Meara, Emma Clifford, Oliver Boot, Rebecca Sarker, Philip Arditti, Jon Favreau, Art Malik, Holly Weston, Gary Milner, Cate Fowler, Darwin Shaw, Eileen Page, Simon Page, Simon Evans, Myriam Acharki, Steven Cree, Garry Tubbs, Jeremy Booth, Jill Baker, Lindsey Collins, Jim Morris, Bob Roath, Colin Wilson, Michael Giacchino, Daniel Mindel, Eric Zumbrunnen, Marcia Ross, Nathan Crowley, David Allday, Ryan Church, Paki Smith, Mayes C. Rubeo, Kevin Alexander, Kim Ayers, Sarah Hamilton, Lora Laing, Katie Lee, Gemma Richards, Linda A. Borgeson, Duncan Broadfoot, Jan Foster, Steve Harding, Lori Komgiebel, Ellen H. Schwartz, Sharyn Shimada-Huggins, Adam Teeuw, Jennifer Teves, Mark Andrews, Chloe Chesterton, Joey Coughlin, Bac DeLorme, Ben Dixon, Fraser Fennell-Ball, Lily Garcia, Tommy Gormley, Toby Hefferman, Toby Hosking, James McGrady, David Pearson, Samar Pollitt, Ellen Rosentreter, Mollie Stallman, Jeff Taylor, Andrew Ward, Laine Abramson, Wayne Barlowe, Tim Browning, Jim Buchan, Jenne Lee, David Krentz, Michael King, Doug Cram, Paul Daiko, Russell Darling, Lee Dexter, Amber Wilkins, Nina Armstrong, Bruce Cain, Sy Hollands, Aaron Lee Lopez, Maxine Whittaker, Rene Adefarasin, Eric Amundsen, Colin Anderson, Rocky Babcock, Kurtis Burr, Kristen Correll, Holly Dorff, Katy Jensen, Colin Jones, Toby Spigel, Gail Stevens, Perry Goyen, Milton Adamou, Alex Anstey, Ralph Foster, Toby Looyd, Ben McCambridge, Lindsey Morrow, Will Snow, Peter Boyer, Andrea Datzman, Stephen Davis, Ira Hearshen, Julie Minasian, Bobbi Page, Stephen Lawrence, Gerry Turner, Josh Allan, Will Barker, Dallin Bassett, Danielle Bennett, Ashley Berlanga, Valentina Borfecchia, Lucie Bourgeau, Evan Brainard, Krystal Call, Stephanie Cannon, Erika Carlson, Shoky Carter, Cindy Ceglarek, Karolina Cerna, Claire Chandou, Paige Chaytor, Felix Chen, Kit Conners, Natania Cook, Lucy Cover, Richard Daldry, Kelsey Daniels, Alicia Davies, Holly Dorff, Ellie Downham, Rachelle Duncan, Angus Ellis, Joy Ellison, Richard Enriquez, Neale Fishback, Jeffrey Fox, Jenny Fumarolo, Carla Gale, Paul Gibbs, STeve Goldstein, Sarah Goller, Tiffany Gomes, Daniel Gonzalez, Nicky Gregory, Anna Halberg, Brandon Hamilton, Lucy Howell, Meredith Humbracht, Michael Johnson, Matthew Lawson, Katherine McCormack, Ryan McDowell, Alastair McNeil, Jennifer Milliman, Todd Minobe, Rachel Moceri, John David Moffat, Alex Molden, Ciaran Moran, Michael Mungroo, Chris Norman, Russell Nunley, Ann Ormesher, Dilip Patel, Kyle Paul, Brigitte Pauli, Ryan Pederson, Annie Penn, Jason Potter, Leslie Quan, Jason Ragosta, Bobby Ravanshenas, Brooke Redmon, Bob Roath, Nanw Rowlands, Matthew Sampson, Brooke Schaertl, Shane Schoeppner, Andy Scoty, Jason Seaton, Gianna Simone, Kelly Taylor-DiasApparently with the ease of an experienced person who screws the butt of most great books for reading.

Disappointment is a pain that crawls in my stomach like a worm.

Or, here, like green four-armed Tars Tarkas (read the damn books!).

Crappy 3-D?  Check!

CGI that is less than real than fake!  Check!

$250 million spent on the crapping?  Check!

Plot?  Too much.

John Carter to Barsoom is somehow to there from here (Barsoom is Mars to Martians and others that have been to visit… Mars).

John falls in with Tharns who are green, four-armed, and totally whack.

I didn’t know that the William Dafoe had four arms – he is a good actor.

Carter (the hero) is played as a piece of white bread (Taylor Kitsch) with muscles.

And the whack queen of my first teens, Dejah Thoris, is the un-whack worth Lynn Collins.

Hollywood, you had almost 100 years to make a piece that is of a master and this is the warm pile that comes out?

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Now even green, multi-limbed, bad-ass Tharns are like mouth pudding flavor free.

The loss of the hours wasn’t so much a hurt – watching my childhood friends of imagining being ass-raped (see “The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo”) was a pain that I will remember as long as I can – you see, even with the smoking of many loads of the wonderful Super O.G. Kush I could not find the liking… only the hating.

And the stomach-crawling disappoint.

So I have no more to say.

One thumb droops in mourning – the death of my childhood fantasies and hopes are now the truth of the screen.

The other thumb is to be right in the Mr. Disney butt – so now Mr. Disney, you know how “John Carter” feels.

I am sad.

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P.S.  “American Idol” – cannot next year (if there is one to be) have just one woman (who doesn’t make the eyes pain) over the age of 18?  The “Season of Fugly” will no longer be watched.  I watch “The Voice” now, waiting for Christina Aguilara’s imminent boob explosion.  I quiver with the waiting.

Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows [REVIEW]

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With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

Okay, Hollywood, I give.

It is FUN to see great literary figure turned into 19th century James Bond.

There must always be explosions.

CGI must be in every movie ever made.

See, Hollywood?

You win.

For the rest of the film career of reviewing I shall just suck on my bong and sit through whatever I’m being paid to sit through.

And LIKE it.

No… LOVE it.

So, for the second time staged a witty director Guy Ritchie crime adventure with invented by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s master detective Sherlock Holmes, a classic figure of English literature (that is not in this movie.  Same name.  Definitely not same guy.).

As in the first film from the year 2009 the script the action transferred to the Victorian era, which also comes from Doyle’s character.  The men of the friendship of Robert Downey, Jr. played Holmes and his assistants presented by Dr. John Watson Jude Law delighted with lively war of words.

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The freaking nail!!!

To put the criminal played by Jared Harris, in the shaft, Holmes and Watson travel to Paris, Germany and Switzerland, as if they were secret agents of later generations of film (Bond, Bourne, whoever the closeted Cruise plays in MI: Whatever).

They fight often in the literal sense before picturesque scenery, in a gentleman’s club, a train, in the Paris Opera House, a posh hotel and a Swiss mountain chateau, a munitions factory and on the backs of horses.

Son of a bitch!

Doyle’s master detective was originally in the struggle with Moriarty in Switzerland – fall down the Reichenbach Falls, in death, before he then reanimated again for more adventures.

It takes the action back here and puts on an impressive waterfall, a CGI castle in ludicrous steep hillside (maybe the same town as “Immortals” 2,000 years later).  There sits a peace conference, which Moriarty wants to make the starting point of World War II.

Or I – I was pretty high.

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Damn straight.

Enough already.

There was a plot, but that is unimportant.

Robert Downey, Jr. has mister fun good times.

The women were hot.

You saw SH#1 and liked it?  This is also for your liking.

I suggest using a bong – with and Indica blend because that will make you like an idiot drool.

And being an idiot with drool is the only way to see this.

“Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows” has made me see the light.  The light of my lighter as I take another major hit.

Hollywood is awesome.

Light up and pass the cheetos.

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P.S.  Ryan Murphy, thank you for a taste of Lindsay Pearce in “Glee.”  I know now that you are listening!  Two more Lindsay episodes – then we can be friends!