Tower Heist With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen I don’t understand. My mind is flowing with the fire. Kyrle, I want to see the revels inside the “Anonymous”. Or, to make me give a dolphin smile, “Harold and Kumar’s 3D Christmas” with the pot and…
Puss In Boots With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen So “Shrek” is released on us, at one time. Then more and more “Shreks” for the counting. I was sickened… until the “Shrek” comes along and I became gay for a cat. This cat I love…
The Three Musketeers With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen No! NO!!! Bad Hollywood! Bad! It is no longer summer. You cannot, now in the fall, return like a dog to your own vomit. This movie was made before – and once good! Oliver Reed, Michael…
I normally attack theater from the review flank. I use my insight to take you, the possible audience member, into the “reality” of what a theatrical event may be like – without you having to actually be part of the reality. I try to express…
Footloose With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen There was many times ago an original idea in Hollywood. D.W. Griffith was that guy who had it. Since then, maybe Blake Edwards or Eli Roth. Now we can go to a cinema knowing that we will see…
An Apology: I was away in Finland for a tragic family. My own. To say, without too much, a cousin lost a fight with a cod boat. He was torn. But unlike The Humpty Egg, there was no putting him back from pieces. Plus, there…
“Warrior” With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Things are getting heavy. Summer is at an almost end. If not for 3D Sharks, I would be singing the award movie song – like internet Karaoke. Not just yet! Ass kicking flies from the screen – and…
“Contagion” – Catch It! With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Boy, the future becomes to suck more and more. Even sucking in the now time happens in “Contagion”. It is not a cinema suck – but a suck as to the matters at hand. Or…
“Shark Night 3D” With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen 3D is the suck. Roger Ebert knows. You (the smart “you” people) know. I know. But, holy crap, it is “Shark Night 3D”! Confession – I’ve been saving a fat green bud all summer for this…
“Colombiana” With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen 1992. Colombia (cocaine, not District of). The little nine-year Cataleya witnessed the murder of her parents. She manages to escape the slaughter with difficulty and takes refuge in the United States with Emilio, her mobster uncle. (My mobster…
“The Help” With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen “The Help” is funny and touching (right in the heart chamber) adaptation of the novel of the same title published in 2009 by Kathryn Stockett. How come it took so long to hang the book on the…
Rise of the Planet of the Apes With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen First, groovy 1968 gave us “Planet of the Apes”. Awesome. Heston and hot chick on horse. “Damn you all to hell!” Best. Movie. Ever. Now become the cult film pulled after four…
The Smurfs With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen What the Smurf?!? Another Smurfing CGI poopfest of the summer of pooping Smurfed-up films? The movie studios have Smurfed us again – right up the Smurfhole. If animated characters take on real actors, then alarm bells should…
Winnie the Pooh With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Of more than 35 years since his last major movie appearance he is finally back: Winnie the Pooh, the honey-loving, always good-natured bear from the woods (where Pooh the bear goes – well… – The Pope…
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen With “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2”, Harry Potter moves into the final battle. Really the very last. Sad people everywhere. For Harry Potter fans, the “Harry Potter” movies…