Independence Day: Resurgence With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen “Kimmo, you were gone again. W in TF, crazy Finn?” You asked this of me. My fingers now answer. I could not write from the jail house. We were too busy a singin’ that rock. Baby!…
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes With Wit, Reviewed by Kimmo Mustonenen Times are things that make men weep. Most men. Not Finns. We are not the weeping types for being told “no” to World Cupping. They let the Swedes (bastards) World Cup. More…
RoboCop With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen I don’t want to sound like a bitch bitching. Yet things are forever the same. Scene: Interior: Hollywood. Oldsters with the graying heads talk. Oldster One: I have no idea of anything. Oldster Two: I have to poop. Oldster Three: Back in…
I, Frankenstein With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen The cinema is big and of beautiful. So is life. But life is realer. Can it be more real than when Olli, my beloved old brother, had two weeks ago his life mud suddenly stop in his…
White House Down With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Hollywood has hit me in my surprise place. How is this possible? I have large Hollywood knowledge – it cannot sneak up on myself. But it did. “Olympus Has Fallen Over” was released to us in…
Fast & Furious 6 With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen I remember once the confusion of the now. In my head. Years in the past, I wandered in the theater. I saw the sign – “Fast and The Furious 5.” “A cool new band!” I thought….