Contagion [REVIEW]
“Contagion” – Catch It! With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Boy, the future becomes to suck more and more. Even sucking in the now time happens in “Contagion”. It is not a cinema suck – but a suck as to the matters at hand. Or…
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Shark Night 3D [REVIEW]
“Shark Night 3D” With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen 3D is the suck. Roger Ebert knows. You (the smart “you” people) know. I know. But, holy crap, it is “Shark Night 3D”! Confession – I’ve been saving a fat green bud all summer for this…
Colombiana [REVIEW]
“Colombiana” With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen 1992. Colombia (cocaine, not District of). The little nine-year Cataleya witnessed the murder of her parents. She manages to escape the slaughter with difficulty and takes refuge in the United States with Emilio, her mobster uncle. (My mobster…
The Help [REVIEW]
“The Help” With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen “The Help” is funny and touching (right in the heart chamber) adaptation of the novel of the same title published in 2009 by Kathryn Stockett. How come it took so long to hang the book on the…
Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes [REVIEW]
Rise of the Planet of the Apes With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen First, groovy 1968 gave us “Planet of the Apes”. Awesome. Heston and hot chick on horse. “Damn you all to hell!” Best. Movie. Ever. Now become the cult film pulled after four…
The Smurfs [REVIEW]
The Smurfs With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen What the Smurf?!? Another Smurfing CGI poopfest of the summer of pooping Smurfed-up films? The movie studios have Smurfed us again – right up the Smurfhole. If animated characters take on real actors, then alarm bells should…
Cowboys & Aliens [REVIEW]
Cowboys & Aliens With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Cowboys & Aliens. Who didn’t play this game in the backyard, when you were children? I was always a cowboy for I had a hat. It (the scenario) was better on my neighbor Kurri’s backyard; than…
Captain America: The First Avenger [REVIEW]
Captain America: The First Avenger With With, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Back on the good old days as a new superhero epic didn’t look on film screens apparently every other week, film producers used to satisfy we, us, the public with nothing more than bare…
Winnie the Pooh [REVIEW]
Winnie the Pooh With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Of more than 35 years since his last major movie appearance he is finally back: Winnie the Pooh, the honey-loving, always good-natured bear from the woods (where Pooh the bear goes – well… – The Pope…
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 [REVIEW]
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen With “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2”, Harry Potter moves into the final battle. Really the very last. Sad people everywhere. For Harry Potter fans, the “Harry Potter” movies…
Zookeeper [REVIEW]
Zookeeper With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen When one in thinking comedy, especially in these comedies, the tastes are as varied as in almost any other genre. So there are the sophisticated, witty humor, the dark British humor, but also the “hurr durr” and/or “herp…
Horrible Bosses [REVIEW]
Horrible Bosses With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen In Finnish language, “Horrible Bosses” translates to “Hirmuinen Pomoja”. In Finnish, “Horrible Movie” translates to “Kamala Elokuva”. Fortunately “Hirmuinen Pomoja”, it is not “Kamala Elokuva” but in fact “Loistava Elokuva”! Which means “Really Good Movie”! So… great…
Transformers: Dark Of The Moon
Transformers: Dark Of The Moon With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen First, a discredit: I love Megan Fox (Jennifer’s Body – yowza! I was almost made to forgot Ginnifer Goodwin!). And Shia LeBoeuf now credit can be given for the giving of the meat(!) while…
Larry Crowne [REVIEW]
Larry Crowne With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Larry Crowne (everyman’s everyman Tom Hanks) is an extremely diligent and good employee in a supermarket. He also completes the unpleasant tasks with full dedication and spread good mood around. When he is ordered by his superiors…
Bad Teacher [REVIEW]
Bad Teacher With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Elizabeth Halsey (Cameron Diaz) is one of those teachers who, as a teacher, hates to be so (me too!). She dreams of a life with a lot of money, luxury and fame, of course, maybe not in…