Dawn of the Planet of the Apes With Wit, Reviewed by Kimmo Mustonenen Times are things that make men weep. Most men. Not Finns. We are not the weeping types for being told “no” to World Cupping. They let the Swedes (bastards) World Cup. More…
X-Men: Days of Future Past With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Damn. Sometimes, a guy, with a drunk mind wants to see a movie. This is all right. Why not? Then comes a movie with before a course in the college of your choice you…
Godzilla With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Godzilla. GodZIRRA. Big em-effin’ lizard. I am so with the exciting. As a baby Finn, in Finland, I saw him. “T.V. Scary So That You Pee Pants and Poop Young Children” horror Night Theater was on the television…
Draft Day With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen It is almost the time when fretting must be done. Worry. Fret. The time of “cinema suck.” Summer movie blitz. Damn… but what is to happen must be happening – it is the way of the world….
Son Of God With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen There are things beyond our seeing. Understanding is the impossible. But they are real. Really. Some are good (Casper The Friendly Ghost, Caspar in Finland). Some are not (Magneto). Some are old (Dracula). Some are new…
Pompeii With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen This did not happen – yet the reality would make a fool of he who ignored what did not happen, yet happened… in reality. In the cinema. With the greatest comedy ever being made – the soon to…
RoboCop With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen I don’t want to sound like a bitch bitching. Yet things are forever the same. Scene: Interior: Hollywood. Oldsters with the graying heads talk. Oldster One: I have no idea of anything. Oldster Two: I have to poop. Oldster Three: Back in…
The LEGO Movie With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen This is the time of my exploding brain lobes. How many times, in the living life, do we see our childhood dancing on the screen? I want to believe that life is better than life is,…
I, Frankenstein With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen The cinema is big and of beautiful. So is life. But life is realer. Can it be more real than when Olli, my beloved old brother, had two weeks ago his life mud suddenly stop in his…
Golden Globe Awards – 2014 – Live With Wit, Reviewed Live by Kimmo Mustonenen UPDATE: Kimmo’s brother in Finland had a heart attack (he will be fine) but Kimmo will be unable to live blog the Golden Globes tonight. Apologies. ———————— Hello. The Golden Globes…
The Hobbit – The Desolation of Smaug With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen ————- Here are the facts: The Fellowship of the Ring – Book pages 432 – Film minutes 2:58 The Two Towers- Book pages 352 – Film minutes 2:59 Return of the King-…
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen I was gone. You have missed me as much as I missed me. Yes, you have. Admit it. Now. I am back. In the rearview mirror of my brain is a place that forever…
Riddick With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen As summer ends, it begins. In the southern of California, my new happy place, I smile for the heat is less than it was and yet women wear no clothes. Win, win! Although it is a time for…
The World’s End With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen There are times in which life is art. And then the art is also life, in reality. The brain sees, with his eyeball friends, things that are not real reality – but film reality which is…
[Editor’s Note: Mr. Mustonenen has taken an unorthodox approach to this week’s review of “Lee Daniels’ The Butler.” We at Behind The Proscenium support his decision completely. If you have any talent and/or interest in film review and criticism, please e-mail us at intern@mankabros.com or let…