Manka Bros., Khan Manka, It, Kimmo Mustonenen

It [Review]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, It, Kimmo Mustonenen

“Where have you been, Kimmo?” you ask to the heavens.

Holy for the crap.

I have been in rehab for the rehab.

The kossu and sweet, sweet smoke is too much.

Or just enough.

I think just enough.

And my damn dumb employers think this is where problems lie. I have no longer the caring in my wet drive brain.

I will do what I do, for I am what I is. Kimmo. And I do this for you.

I review… “It.”  Not “IT.”  “IT” would be our IT department and would be about the mentally retarded and not the scary clown thing. And that movie would suck me.

Dry.

Review time.

Not yet. The theater where the watching happened has itself a bar (thanks Odin!) that has movie drinks made for the movie in the theme of the movie.

I laughed for my friend and said, “’The Pennywise’ drink would be a six-pack of Mike’s Hard Lemonade” and laughed and laughed.

My friend was “huh?” To which my mouth said, “To Catch a Predator, dumbass.”

Slivovitz shot from my friend’s nose holes.

All was fun.

Now review time.

Back in time was a town.

In 1990, Tim Curry tried to kill John Boy, Jack Tripper and friends. He sucked at it. So now an uber Tim Curry, Pennywise (Bill Skarsgård) says “I got this, clown friend, take a nap” and goes a kid killin’.

First is Georgie (Jackson Robert Scott) who is all “Do you need a hand… arm?”  He gives it.

The shit gets really shitty (for kids, not for film) from here.

Budding teenagers, teenager angst, sheep, sewers, more teenager angst, death, teenager assholes, don’t give a single fuck parents, bikes, evil hair in sink, and more teenager angst.

And great ending!

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Andrés Muschietti, It movie, Pennywise, Game of Thrones, Twin Peaks, David Lynch, Stephen King, Bill Skarsgård,

SPOILER ALERT!

Pennywise comes to door of a house that the suburbs call cool. Carrying the nectar called Mike’s Hard Lemonade he, at the door, is knock knock knock. The door is opened. In walks Pennywise, starting to sport a major chub. Then… a man appears. “Pennywise, take a seat!” It is Chris Hansen (Chris Hansen)!!!  “No more child death fun for you!”

This is a lie. But would have been so satisfying to my brain.

SPOILER UN-ALERT!

“It” has both of my thumbs up like the major chub that Pennywise was about to sport.

Can I love a movie with more of my soul?

Only if they remake “Pompeii.” 

Go see it.

You won’t even need kossu or the smoke. That is a joke – always drink the kossu and always smoke the smoke. Doctors recommend it.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Reese Witherspoon, Water For Elephants, Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz, Paul Schneider, Jim Norton, Hal Holbrook, Mark Povinelli, Richard Brake, Stephen Monroe Taylor, Ken Foree, Scott MacDonald, James Frain, Sam Anderson, John Aylward, Brad Greenquist, Tim Guinee, Donna W. Scott, E.E. Bell, Kyle Jordan, Aleksandra Kaniak, Ilia Volok, Bruce Gray, Jim Jansen, James Keane, Ivo Nandi, Karynn Moore, Andrew Connolly, Doug McDougal, Tracy Phillips Rowan O'Hara, Water for Elephants, Tai, Uggie, Ice, Sita Acevedo, Danny Castle, Michael Coronas, Aloysia Gavre, Francis Lawrence, Andrew R. Tennenbaum, Erwin Stoff, Gil Netter, Kevin Halloran, Alan Edward Bell, Ana Maria Quintana, Chad Holmes, David Crank, Denise Chamian, Molly Allen, Sasha Veneziano, Kimmo MustonenenKimmo Mustonenen – Manka Bros. Studio – Behind The Proscenium

P.S.  “Twin Peaks” – WTF? David Lynch, I want to smoke with you. Which Coop is Coop? Why is Dougie? What is Richard? Mr. C? Why is David Bowie now a giant tea pot? Is there sense to be made? Why doesn’t Mädchen Amick age? Why am I even caring? Am I not high enough? My brain stem aches. Don’t make another season. I am for the begging. Stop. Now.

P.P.S.  This I know of “Game of Thrones.” Tormund Giantsbane is Finnish. A Finn’s Finn. This I know. From his woman taste. For there is nothing better than a woman you can climb like a ladder. There is no more for the truth than that. Ask a Finn. This is daring you!

One comment

  1. Yooying · September 9

    It’s a long time from your last review, glad that you’re back. A great review as always!
    I will never buy any yellow raincoat for my kids although I thought it’s super cute before.