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Gene Simmons – What The F Is This?

OK – this is not much of a post.  For a little more meat, check out “Facebook Must Be Stopped” or “The X Factor Is Terrible”.

I was flipping through my Variety today and this full page ad stopped me in my tracks.  The image sort of (I guess) speaks for itself.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, OnMedea, Jill Kennedy, Gene Simmons, KISS, Paul Stanley, Tommy Thayer, Eric Singer, Ace Frehley, Peter Criss, Eric Carr, Vinnie Vincent, Mark St. John, Bruce Kulick, Cool Springs Life, CoolSpringsLife.com, Simon C. Baitler, Richard Abramson, Samuel B. Watson, William B. Randolph, David R. Carpenter, Gene Simmons Variety Ad

Would you trust these guys with your Life Insurance?

Accel Partners, Ben Silverman, Bob Iger, Chris Hughes, David Kirkpatrick, Dustin Moskovitz, Eduardo Saverin, Gerald Levin, Greylock Partners, HBO, Jeff Bewkes, Jeff Zucker, Jill Kennedy, Joanna Shields, Jon Miller, Khan Manka, Li Ka-shing, Manka Bros., Mark Cuban, Mark Zuckerberg, Matt Cohler, MySpace, Nicolas Carlson, OnMedea, Owen Van Natta, Paul Buchheit, Peter Thiel, Rupert Murdoch, Sheryl Sandberg, Sumner Redstone, Toy Story 3Jill Kennedy – OnMedea

5 comments

  1. Fred Thomas Fred · November 30, 2011

    I would much rather have Ace Frehley handle my Family Trust. No offense, Gene.

  2. Peter Criss · November 30, 2011

    I don’t know if this is an Epic Fail or if this is Awesome!

  3. What? · November 30, 2011

    What? I knew I made the wrong decision to go with New York Life.

  4. Ha ha · November 30, 2011

    There really is no one else I would trust other than Gene Simmons. I would definitely trust him over the guy standing in front of him with the toupee. Because that guy obviously never learned how to rock.

  5. Marty Wombacher · November 30, 2011

    He just wants to rock and roll all day, and sell life insurance all night. And of course squeeze in time for some plastic surgery to make him look even scarier!