The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Son of a bitch. Damn you, Mayans. I, and the Earth, have lived to see what we wish the seeing of would not have happened. Why not the end? Sometimes the…
Man On A Ledge With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Action and adventure in January? What is this film “Man on a Ledge”? Is Hollywood sucking more smoky bong openings than film reviewers (ME!)? Oh, my mind anticipates with wet quivering smart action fun. Also…
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen First – the coming of the clean. Yes. I’m jealous. Robert Pattinson has the hair of a god. A messy hipster god, but god hair is god hair. I want some. Now…
Rise of the Planet of the Apes With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen First, groovy 1968 gave us “Planet of the Apes”. Awesome. Heston and hot chick on horse. “Damn you all to hell!” Best. Movie. Ever. Now become the cult film pulled after four…
X-Men: First Class With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen I can declare X-Men: First Class the best since the mutant melee X2! Is this saying much? What? As direct by Matthew Vaughn (Layer Cake and The Stepping Donkey – as well as the stupid Kick…