X-Men: Days of Future Past [REVIEW]

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With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

Damn.

Sometimes, a guy, with a drunk mind wants to see a movie.

This is all right.

Why not?

Then comes a movie with before a course in the college of your choice you must have been all night using Adderall because this movie is the final of the second semester.

Damn.

Here we go.

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Magneto (Ian McKellen) was boss. His strong was not so strong. He messed up Mrs. Liberty, but with effort that makes one short.

There is no worrying, because Jean Grey (Famke Janssen) is hot.

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He must be having brain push-ups, for his brain moving can now win in the MMA.

This is okey dokey, because of Jean Grey.

She is hot.

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He is somehow badder, bigger, yet with mad wrinkle-age.

I’m all “eh”, because Phoenix (Famke Janssen) is still for hot.

Except for the dying.

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Really?

 

 

 

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There is no sense in this to be made. Mystique (Rebecca Romijn) is now Raven (Jennifer Lawrence).

This a trade up.

My man parts approve. Boing!!!

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Stinky poop, with everything Japanese except no Godzilla.

Avoid, unless you cannot.

Then see it while retching.

 

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Finally!

We are at the time of the movie for me and the reviewing!

But, sadness, I am almost out of words.

Plot? Shit-tons of plot.

I will sum up in as less words than I can hope to type.

First is the future.

Asshole robots are killing all for just breathing air.

So bad is it all that mutants go to China for figuring out of the crap.

Here, the writers are all “Hey, Kitty Pryde (Ellen Page), we have no original ideas, so, in bad science fiction writer fashion, back in time you send Wolverine’s (Hugh Jackman) thought-essence to.”

It is like J.J. Abrams took a squat on this film from his butt.

The past has wide collars and wider pants legs. It is disturbing.

Mystique turns in to Foxy Brown – this makes my eyes wide, and brings the bottle to my mouth hole.

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Now, things are more crazier.

Many things happen.

My brain goes, “slow down X-Men movie, for I have no clues as to what the hell!”

Then there is a Nixon.

Past Magneto can lift an entire stadium! In 1973 – yet in 2000 he cannot. So more brain “what the hell.”

Then I remember!

Ah, there is no sense in comic book movies.

This is not science fiction.

Comic books!

I now forgive.

If infant Magneto can lift planet Earth, do it son! Nothing must be of sense making.

Whew!

No more pressure to care who is who, and who is doing what with super powers.

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What is the meaning, to you, the viewing person, from me, of the writing?

This – two thumbs up.

A lot happens.

If you did not get an A in X-Men 206 (sophomore level, “who the hell are these characters” course) all is OK.

Drink your drink.

Smoke your smoke.

Stare at Jennifer Lawrence.

Then stare at her some more (I did).

It is worth the $12 ($47 if in 3D).

Take it to the bank.

In the past!

I say this in the present.

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P.S. I realize that a Transformer turd movie is sitting on the horizon, looking at my soul. Odin, kill me with fire before I have to look on it to write on it. Please.

Summer is coming…

 

HEAR/SEE KIMMO’S REVIEW RIGHT HERE!

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire [REVIEW]

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With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

I was gone.

You have missed me as much as I missed me.

Yes, you have.

Admit it. Now.

I am back.  In the rearview mirror of my brain is a place that forever will make me spit out spit – rehab.

Someday, I will use my hands as my mouth and type you the story.

No Kossu. No sweet, sweet smoke.

“Friends” all up in my “intervention.”

To have such friends is to need a good poop and only fart. Yes… disappointment.

Now for movie things that have been not done so long in the not doing.

“The Hunger Games: Catching Fire” – hells yes!!!

No longer in rehab prison I smoked the sweet smoke, made full my flask, bought Crunch flavored Nibs and to the Cinema I skipped – happily, with a smile face.

Why?

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Katniss is back, and her clothes are tightening. So are now my pants.

My love is a throbber.

A throbber right in the muscles of my heart machine.

I am consumed.

My groin is “Catching Fire.”

This seems much like a lot. And it is.

My love for Jennifer Lawrence is bigger than it can now be, or ever will.

Plot? Okay.

Katniss (J-Law, or Mrs. Mustonenen, please Odin!!!) is back in Finland. She has the shell shocks.

Gale (Thor’s brother) wants to mount her. So does Peeta (Josh “The Lost Munchkin” Hutcherson).

With a Hunger Games win in the pocket, they must go on tour, and like Metallica they (my woman and the dwarf) must fake their love.

Haymitch (Woody Harrelson) is still my drinking pal. Effie (Elizabeth Banks) still needs a face punch. Evil President Snow (Donald Sutherland) still smells of the kidney medication.

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Snow is so mad his face is all smile-like and is so old he wants Katniss made dead. She does nothing for his groin.

A human weasel (Philip Seymour Hoffman) has a plan. Hunger Games 75 – All-star Edition!  Poor Katniss and Peeta again must fight.

SPOILER ALERT!

Just kidding. No spoiling. When high, I am funny to myself.

Oh, one thing for spoil – Crunch Nibs are to my mouth what J-Law is to my area.

Boing!!!  Damn.

NO MORE SPOILERS!

There is much happening.

Katniss has just enough tight clothes, not enough of the nudes.

Johanna (Jena Malone) gives us some side boob – I dribbled Kossu down my chin but was disappoint in the finality.

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So – much sadness, cool trains, storm troopers, oppression, cool fights, side boob, costume-o-rama, rebellion, and, of course, the awesome most woman of all the worlds that are to be:

Jennifer Lawrence.

Jennifer – don’t make me crawl to “American Hustle” to see more of cleavage heaven. Come visit me in L.A. We will smoke and drink.

I will post to Facebook that we mounted (even if you wish to remain mount-free – I would happily build a house in your friend-zone… really).

I have two thumbs straight up in the air. And more – but PG-13 movie makes for PG-13 review. You must, in your imagination place, see what else shoots skyward. 

See this movie twice. Make my future wife rich.

Thank you.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Reese Witherspoon, Water For Elephants, Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz, Paul Schneider, Jim Norton, Hal Holbrook, Mark Povinelli, Richard Brake, Stephen Monroe Taylor, Ken Foree, Scott MacDonald, James Frain, Sam Anderson, John Aylward, Brad Greenquist, Tim Guinee, Donna W. Scott, E.E. Bell, Kyle Jordan, Aleksandra Kaniak, Ilia Volok, Bruce Gray, Jim Jansen, James Keane, Ivo Nandi, Karynn Moore, Andrew Connolly, Doug McDougal, Tracy Phillips Rowan O'Hara, Water for Elephants, Tai, Uggie, Ice, Sita Acevedo, Danny Castle, Michael Coronas, Aloysia Gavre, Francis Lawrence, Andrew R. Tennenbaum, Erwin Stoff, Gil Netter, Kevin Halloran, Alan Edward Bell, Ana Maria Quintana, Chad Holmes, David Crank, Denise Chamian, Molly Allen, Sasha Veneziano, Kimmo MustonenenKimmo Mustonenen – (Kimmo On Kino) – Behind The Proscenium

P.S.  “American Horror Story: Coven.” WTF? Better than that shit-stink “Asylum,” but still… WTF?

The Year In Films Of The Year 2012

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The Year In Films Of The Year – 2012

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Busy?

Damn, yes.

Why is life, so with amaze, such, at times, a bitchy bitch?

More tragedies making small of my family even smaller in Finland.

American girlfriend who I find with beauty then find with STD after she is of the unfaithful type (I hate you, Sakko, for your disease and your butt face – forever).

My time in hospital for “stress therapy reduction” yet there is no Kossu or the sweet, sweet smoke.

This was the most stressful.

And more important in my thoughts, my missing of you cool readers who I have missed with an ache in my heart muscle.

Really.

So now, the films that in 2012 gave a big stiffy to myself.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Django Unchained, Quentin Tarantino, Jamie Foxx, Samuel L, Jackson, Leonardo DiCaprio, Harvey WeinsteinDjango Unchained

Django (unchained) goes on a personal war with a dentist friend (and former Nazi) to find Black Broomhilde (the comic book witch) who is being held by Gilbert Grape’s retardo brother.

And Samuel L. Jackson (“I have had it with these motherfucking slaves on this motherfucking plantation!”) is much awesome, too.

Django’s ass is so bad that Lincoln is forced to free the slaves.

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America’s tallest American (until Yao Ming) has become President because he is tall.

But he is tired and weary from fighting The Confederation.

Lincoln (read my review HERE) has learned (from Django) that all are equal – but Django is more equal than others.

So politics happen.

Tommy Lee Jones has crazy hair and then does not hair at all.

James Spader is fat.

And then there is, from House of Animals, Bruce McGill.

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With Bruce McGill! Most times, history gives me the sleepy bores. Not 2012 (see above so far).

Best of all film history is this film.

History comes alive – with a machine gun wheelchair and Werewolf Hitler (Jesse Merlin). In Finland the “Nazi = Werewolf” knowledge was always a fact.

To see it on screen as truth?

I had a case of leaky eye. Battles, Italians, naked women, brilliant quotes (“Shut the fuck up, Einstein!”) this film had it all.

Suck the bong – see this film.  In that order.

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Jennifer Lawrence has the most awesome boobies in the world.

She wears tight dance clothes.

She has too much talk at award shows.

What more can I say?

Oh, and Bradley Cooper does not play a dick.

 

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Boom!

Kablooey!

Gay Javier Bardem!

Daniel Craig shot (that’s what you get for stealing Rachel Weisz from me, asshole)!

Death!

Hot Bond chick!

And Oscar winner Dame Judi Dench.  She does not get the excited exclamation. Because she (SPOILER ALERT) dies.

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Film of the year!!!

No shit.

Ziggy and I went to the screening fully loaded on the smoke.

Fully.

Loaded.

Then came popcorn, washed down with Kossu.

Then came the movie.

Son of a bitch.

I was in the 80s and a video game ALL AT THE SAME TIME!

My life was a treat – I never wanted for me to leave this heaven.

And Sarah Silverman was there but little-girl style – creepy.

Pac Man. Dig Dug. Forbert.

I was completed. I could no more have the wanting of anything.

Then the thing damn ended.

I wept.

Ziggy wept.

We smoked more of the smoke, shot more of Kossu, and into the next screening we were snuck.

And again.

Then one more time.

FILM OF THE YEAR!

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I have only been scratching my surface. There are more. I will add as real reviews pop back to the internet space and to my friends – you – weekly.

I am running out of family in Finland for so to die, so this promise I may keep. The weekly writing. But you knew that.

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P.S.  I cannot find Jalapeno Cheddar Cheetos anywhere. WTF?!? Together, for Cheeto freedom, we must together band, like a twin, or a litter of puppies (really vicious puppies)!  Make the tastiest of the tasty be available everywhere! Are you with me?

The Hunger Games [REVIEW]

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Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind the Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, The Hunger Games, Gary Ross, Suzaznne Collins, Billy Ray, Stanley Tucci, Wes Bentley, Jennifer Lawrence, Willow Shields, Liam Hemsworth, Elizabeth Banks, Sandra Ellis Lafferty, Paula Malcomson, Rhoda Griffis, Sandino Moya, Josh Hutcherson, Raiko Bowman, Dwayne Boyd, Anthony Reynolds, Judd Lomand, Woody Harrelson, Toby Jones, Kimiko Gelman, Nelson Ascencio, Brooke Bundy, Lenny Kravitz, Amandla Stenberg, Dayo Okeniyi, Leven Rambin, Jack Quaid, Latarsha Rose, Donald Sutherland, Alexander Ludwig, Isabelle Fuhman, Ian Nelson, Kalia Prescott, Ethan Jamieson, Jacqueline Emerson, Mackenzie Lintz, Annie Thurman, Dakota Hood, Amber Chaney, Karan Kendrick, Shane Biseell, Katie Kneeland, Steve Coulter, Sharon Morris, Tim Taylor, John Ross, Phillip Troy Linger, Robin Bissell, Chantal Feghali, Nina Jacobson, Jon Kilik, Aldric La'auli Porter, Louise Rosner, Bryan Unkeless, T-Bone Burnett, James Newton Howard, Tom Stern, Stephen Mirrione, Juliette Weifling, Debra Zane, Phillip Messina, John Collins, Robert Fechtman, Paul Richards, Larry Dias, Judianna Makovsky, Diana Acrey, Nicole Alkire, Douglas Dresser, Curtis Miller, Louise Rosner, Donna Sloan, Ryan Bennett, Brian Avery Galligan, Casey Mako, John Nasraway, Patrick Priest, Peter Rodger, John Saunders, Steven Soderbergh, Chad Stahelski, Brian Baker, Melissa Harrison, Julie Altus, Shane Hayes, Glynna Grimala, Greg Crawford, nancy MacLeod, Chris Navarro, Margit Pfeiffer, Steve Cremin, Mark Story, Yinai Sun, Wilson Tang, Mauricio Valderrama, John Van Der Zalm, Scott Cosgrove, John Gilbert, Daniel Graham, Allan Poppleton, Jade Quon, Tim Smith, Maurice McGuire, Dino Athanassiou, Eric Bates, Nathan Jones, Anthony Rizzo, Hannah Boyce, Kellyl Doty, Michael Hatzer, Chris Jensen, Richard Molina, Jeff Atmaijian, Allyson Abernethy, W. Aeric Adams, Tara Ansley, David Atkinson, Susan Boyajian, Joe Camp, Don Calhoun, Greg Capoccia, Casey Carmichael, Justine Ciarrocchi, Dan Clark, Christina Coffman, Ami Cohen, Chelsea Craig, Andrea Crampe, Catie Cullari, Michele Cusick, Sarah Duryea, LaCourtney Garrett, Dawn Gillian, Lindsay Gores, Megan Graham, Drew Grant, Tara Grey, Anthony Hanna, April Janow, Craig Koenekoop, Caroline Livengood, Rose Luther, Doug Mackenzie, Michael McKay, Eric Mitro, Jon Neill, Ryan Price, Alan Searcy, jack Stecher, Aaron Lee Syrett, Birdie Talanca, James Edward Tilden, Jesse Tyler, Ben White, Joshua Williams, Melissa Wooten, Melissa Ziegler, Richard Bellina, Peter RodgerThe Hunger Games

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

I have waited for this longer than time may seem to you.

Or even longer.

So when the cinema doors opened I was fully ready for an eyeball party!

Yes, “The Hunger Games” is finally open.

Smoke was smoked.

Popcorn was popped.

Kossu was in the fun pocket for in the theater for drinking.

Yes!

Then my confusion – is this about Finland?  Dirt.  Trees.  Poor people.  District 12 is Finland!

Then my panic pulls out (too much weed) and I realize that I’m in the right film theater.

First things right now:  Jennifer Lawrence is hot.  So hot that I have a Winter’s Bone in the springtime.

Movie critic humor (for the win)!

So, what did we see?  Plot is now!

The story of The Hunger Games” is set in an indeterminate future.  North America is destroyed.  From the ashes rose the country Panem, which consisted of the Capital and original 13 districts.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind the Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, The Hunger Games, Gary Ross, Suzaznne Collins, Billy Ray, Stanley Tucci, Wes Bentley, Jennifer Lawrence, Willow Shields, Liam Hemsworth, Elizabeth Banks, Sandra Ellis Lafferty, Paula Malcomson, Rhoda Griffis, Sandino Moya, Josh Hutcherson, Raiko Bowman, Dwayne Boyd, Anthony Reynolds, Judd Lomand, Woody Harrelson, Toby Jones, Kimiko Gelman, Nelson Ascencio, Brooke Bundy, Lenny Kravitz, Amandla Stenberg, Dayo Okeniyi, Leven Rambin, Jack Quaid, Latarsha Rose, Donald Sutherland, Alexander Ludwig, Isabelle Fuhman, Ian Nelson, Kalia Prescott, Ethan Jamieson, Jacqueline Emerson, Mackenzie Lintz, Annie Thurman, Dakota Hood, Amber Chaney, Karan Kendrick, Shane Biseell, Katie Kneeland, Steve Coulter, Sharon Morris, Tim Taylor, John Ross, Phillip Troy Linger, Robin Bissell, Chantal Feghali, Nina Jacobson, Jon Kilik, Aldric La'auli Porter, Louise Rosner, Bryan Unkeless, T-Bone Burnett, James Newton Howard, Tom Stern, Stephen Mirrione, Juliette Weifling, Debra Zane, Phillip Messina, John Collins, Robert Fechtman, Paul Richards, Larry Dias, Judianna Makovsky, Diana Acrey, Nicole Alkire, Douglas Dresser, Curtis Miller, Louise Rosner, Donna Sloan, Ryan Bennett, Brian Avery Galligan, Casey Mako, John Nasraway, Patrick Priest, Peter Rodger, John Saunders, Steven Soderbergh, Chad Stahelski, Brian Baker, Melissa Harrison, Julie Altus, Shane Hayes, Glynna Grimala, Greg Crawford, nancy MacLeod, Chris Navarro, Margit Pfeiffer, Steve Cremin, Mark Story, Yinai Sun, Wilson Tang, Mauricio Valderrama, John Van Der Zalm, Scott Cosgrove, John Gilbert, Daniel Graham, Allan Poppleton, Jade Quon, Tim Smith, Maurice McGuire, Dino Athanassiou, Eric Bates, Nathan Jones, Anthony Rizzo, Hannah Boyce, Kellyl Doty, Michael Hatzer, Chris Jensen, Richard Molina, Jeff Atmaijian, Allyson Abernethy, W. Aeric Adams, Tara Ansley, David Atkinson, Susan Boyajian, Joe Camp, Don Calhoun, Greg Capoccia, Casey Carmichael, Justine Ciarrocchi, Dan Clark, Christina Coffman, Ami Cohen, Chelsea Craig, Andrea Crampe, Catie Cullari, Michele Cusick, Sarah Duryea, LaCourtney Garrett, Dawn Gillian, Lindsay Gores, Megan Graham, Drew Grant, Tara Grey, Anthony Hanna, April Janow, Craig Koenekoop, Caroline Livengood, Rose Luther, Doug Mackenzie, Michael McKay, Eric Mitro, Jon Neill, Ryan Price, Alan Searcy, jack Stecher, Aaron Lee Syrett, Birdie Talanca, James Edward Tilden, Jesse Tyler, Ben White, Joshua Williams, Melissa Wooten, Melissa Ziegler, Richard Bellina, Peter RodgerAfter an uprising a district was destroyed.  In order to remember the debt of the districts, Capitol held once a year the so-called Hunger Games, in which 24 young people compete in a battle to the death against each other – in each district a girl and a boy.

In the 74th Hunger Games something unexpected happens: This part is that her younger sister Prim (Willow Shields) to the Hunger Games must be reported, the 16-year-old Katniss Everdeen (Jennifer Lawrence) volunteers as a tribute.

This is the greatest movie that has ever been told.

The cool, cool book was cool – but the cinema book is even more cooler.  Because it is not read, but seen with my (your) own eyes!

Reading is the suck.  Except for my reviews.

First (since she is the lead and smoking hot) Jennifer Lawrence is to win every award of acting.  Only her “overly large for a starving girl” boobs were a distraction.

Sometimes it is good to be distracted.

Woody Harrelson as the drunken Haymitch reminds me of me when the Kossu flows and I become the state of drunk.

As the badass leader, Donald Sutherland is old and must like mothballs and kidney medication smell – because he is old.  The boys gave me jealousy for their nearness to Katniss.

Gale (Liam Hemsworth – why is a 30 year old up for the 12-18 year old Reaping?  He is older than Haymitch.  Weird.) and Peeta (Josh Hutcherson) both have inner stiffies for Katniss, but only Peeta gets too close for my comfort.  And yours.  She is mine.

Other actors were also good to acting:  Elizabeth Banks, Lenny Kravitz, Stanley Tucci, Wes Bentley (excellent face beard!), all greatness.

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Battle scenes were with less blood flowing than the book, but more real blood than that “Twilight” crap that was smeared on my brain last year.

Hoping for the R rated directors cut on Blu-ray with many limbs cut to pieces.

Now, just wait on Hollywood with no originality or even an idea.  Remake of “The Hunger.”  Another movie of “Aqua Teen Hunger Force.”  Movie from board game “Hungry Hungry Hippos.”

For now, just go see “The Hunger Games.”

Have I mentioned that Jennifer Lawrence is hot?  She is fully formed (and not 16 – at least in this world)!

Any bad?

Only if you are so stuck up that reading is cool and you remember the book.  SPOILERS!  Mutations looked like “Twilight” wolves for retards (redundant).  Where were the tongue-less freak Avox people (movie foul!)?  Foxface needed lines (hot for fox (redundant), yet not Jennifer).

That’s it.  Not bad.

Verdict?

Two thumbs up… no joke here.  Although District 12 brings Finland into my head, I still have the love on.

May the odds be ever in your favor – except for “Twilight”… that shit can die in a fire.

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P.S.  “The Voice” may be the thing for T.V. to watch.  Erin Martin?  Advancing in singing competition with looks?  I loveAmerica!!!

X-Men: First Class [REVIEW]

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With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

I can declare X-Men: First Class the best since the mutant melee X2!  Is this saying much?  What?

As direct by Matthew Vaughn (Layer Cake and The Stepping Donkey – as well as the stupid Kick Ass), this prequel is chaotic and baggy and too long, but watchable often funny strange, and occasionally a flash of cold steel.

It’s the Swinging 60s’ and telepathic brainbox Charles Xavier (James McAvoy) and his shape-shifting pal Raven (a blue colored sexpot Jennifer Lawrence – seen recently but much less hot in “Winter’s Bone”) are coming to terms with their mutant powers.

Contacted by CIA operatives Moira MacTaggert (Rose Byrne), who is tracking maleable mutant mastermind Sebastian Shaw (Kevin Bacon from “Footloose”), Xavier agrees to share his expertise on Mutation.

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As Lehnsherr’s activities put him on Xavier’s radar, the boffin manages to convince the magnetic avenger to join the team of mutants he’s assembling to take Shaw down.

Yes!

Using technology devised by the genius mutant Hank McCoy (Nicolas Hoult), the duo begin to recruit and train a gifted crop of youngsters and as Shaw unleashes a devilish scheme to wipe out mankind, it’s up to these ‘X-Men’ to save the day.

What?

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As X-Men creator Stan Lee has always maintained, Xavier and Lehnsherr are based on Martin Luther King and Malcolm X, setting the tale at the height of the American civil rights movement is something of a master-stroke.

It also allow the director Vaughn to indulge in some far out 60s’ referencing, from depicting Lehnsherr as a smooth 007-style assassin to setting the action-packed finish against the backdrop of the Cuban Missile Crisis.

Scripted on high by Vaughn’s Kick-Ass collaborator Jane Goldman, it’s ironic that’s the most youth-orientated X-Men adventure is as well the most adult.  What?

Along with startlingly effective moments of violence and a slinky sexiness that’s likely to leave comic book nerds needing a lie down, there’s even the dropping of a well-timed F-bomb in a priceless cameo.

X-Men films have always been about the strength of the ensemble cast, and Vaughn has put together a fine group of young actors who work together with an easy charm and restless unease; Hoult and Lawrence’s (wow, that girl!) tentative romance being particularly effective.

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Jason Flemyng’s teleporting terror Azazel is scary enough to ensure the bad guys are satisfyingly formidable.

Capturing the spirit of the previous films without desperately struggling to achieve continuity with the theme, Vaughn portrays these familiar characters with honesty and gives them a strong origin story.

That rings true, nodding to past installments, without being overly reverent.

Unfortunately, it’s some wobbly CGI reminiscent of the disappointing X-Men Origins: Wolverine, and a rushed speed that prevents First Class from being the superhero equivalent of JJ Abrams’s Star Trek reboot fantastic.

With an extra six months in post-production and a less ramshackle edit, this easily must have been the best X-Men movie ever.

It is very close regardless, and its forms of Professor X downing a yard of ale for chatting up the girls down the pub has classic scene for the ages written all over it.

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Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides [REVIEW]

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With wit, reviewed by Kimmo Mustonenen

In his latest adventure, goes fourth from Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) on the search for the fabled fountain of youth.  But not only he, the Spaniards have learned of the promising young well and has sent three ships.

The English crown is again the idea of an immortal Catholic monarchs not enthusiastic and asked why Jack’s eternal rival Hector Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush) with the search.

Officially, he is now sailing as a privateer flying the flag of the British Royal Navy.  And then there is an impostor, who claims to be Jack Sparrow, and also hiring a team in London for an expedition

The race to eternal life, the counterparties to exotic locations and great in the middle into an adventure.  Mermaids (!), which prove to be far more dangerous than one would expect generally, voodoo, zombie sailors and the legendary pirate Blackbeard (Ian McShane) meet Jack on his way.

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Bruckheimer, Depp, the Fourth: The producer and his favorite actors put in the new Pirates of the Caribbean back to the wheel and spin the finest yarns.

Like the first three parts, which together have recorded over 2.7 billion U.S. dollars, has Strange Tides beautiful to look, exciting entertainment for a mass audience, and still is Johnny Depp, the role of Jack Sparrow as the Body written.

Pirate Captain includes this time the best moments of the film – it is again a pleasure to see how the actor and his dreadlock mane and felt rum flag staggering and mumbling from one adventure to the next stumble, even the most absurd situations Stoic masters, always charming, always bold and always attentive to his own advantage.  Oh, Johnny!

Even at first glance offers Alien Tide with its opulent furnishings.  The move by Penny Rose-designed costumes and sets of the Oscar-winning production designer John Myhre viewers immediately back to the 18th Century but no further.  The latter has surpassed him in the first quarter of the film itself, because it plays in London.

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What?

Before that is not even an involuntary audience with His Majesty King George immune.  This was before by stutter stricken he was.

Also on Myhre’s account go to extraordinary pirate ships, which of course in the new Pirates of the Caribbean may not be missing. The “Black Pearl” this time puts although a pause, but as Jack’s one true love or the submersible “Flying Dutchman” from Pirates of the Caribbean 2, the filmmakers leave in “Strange Tides” another ship from the deck that has no equal looking for: Blackbeard’s “Queen Anne’s Revenge”.

Macabre decorated with the bones of his victims, the bow is a creepy figurehead, the character played by Ian McShane, dark pirate control them with a wave of his sword.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, Disney, Johnny Depp, Rob Marshall, Ted Elliott, Terro Rossio, Stuart Beattie, Jay Wolpert, Tim Powers, Penelope Cruz, Geoffrey Rush, Ian McShane, Kevin McNally, Sam Claflin, Astrid Berges-Frisbey, Stephen Graham, Keith Richards, Richard Griffiths, Greg Ellis, Damian O'Hare, Oscar Jaenada, Anton Lesser, Roger Allam, Judi Dench, Christopher Fairbank, Paul, Bazely, Bronson Webb, Richard Thomson, Yuki Matsuzaki, Robbie Kay, Steve Evets, Ian Mercer, Deobia Oparei, Gemma Ward, Sebastian Armesto, Juan Carlos Vellido, Tristan Laurence Perez, Norberto Moran, Gerard Monaco, Tyrone Lopez, Luke Roberts, Daniel Ings, Emilia Jones, Patrick Kennedy, Jody Halse, Clifford Rose, Paul Hunter, Jorgelina Guadalupe Airaldi, Brea Berrett, Sanya Hughes, Daphne Joy, Antoinette Nikprelaj, Derek Mears, Danny Le Boyer, Kitt Barrie, Steve Morphew, Alan J. Utley-Moore, Sean Francis George, Jerry Bruckheimer, John DeLuca, Ted Elliott, Chad Oman, Melissa Reid, Pat Sandston, Mike Stenson, Barry H. Waldman, Hans Zimmer, Dariusz Wolski, David Brenner, Michael Kahn, Wyatt Smith, John Myhre, Ginnifer Goodwin, Jennifer Lawrence, Penny Rose, Karen Asano-Myers, Sarah Bradshaw, Simone Goodridge, Albert Cho, Christopher Leps, Erica Callas, Jami Chan, Stephen Deuters, Nathan Holmes, Matthew Holloway, Lee Isgar, Charlotte Kyle, Clay McEntire, Caroline Roberts, Daniella Wells, Nacha ZurinagaAlso directed by Rob Marshall, who has replaced three parts Gore Verbinski, it remains a hallmark of the Pirates of the Caribbean series that they spiced the classic genre of the pirate movie with all sorts of fantasy elements.

Fantastic is the journey that the excellent ensemble of actors is taking to Johnny Depp, Ian McShane, Penelope Cruz and Geoffrey Rush to rousing music by Hans Zimmer, to the end.

It is developing an exciting, but also little surprising story – perhaps the only criticism which one can make the film.  Remained to be hoped that the creators go out in the next few parts will never come out of ideas.

Better than the first part was not a Pirates of the Caribbean everything – even Alien Tide is “only” a very good pirate movie with Johnny Depp again superb in the lead role.

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The Beaver [REVIEW]

Jodie Foster, Mel Gibson, Kyle Killen, Cherry Jones, Anton Yelchin, Riley Thomas Stewart, Zachary Booth, Jennifer Lawrence, Jeff Corbett, Baylen Thomas, Sam Breslin Wright, Kelly Coffield Park, Michael Rivera, Kris Arnold, Elizabeth Kaledin, Matt Lauer, Jon Stewart, Terry Gross, Folake Olowofoyeku, Lorna Pruce, Bill Massof, Diane Dreyer, Steve Golin, Keith Redmon, Ann Ruark, Marcelo Zarvos, Hagen Bogdanski, Lynzee Klingman, Allison Hall, Avy Kaufman, Gwen Bialic, Guy Efrat, marcos Gonzalez Palma, Francisco Ortiz, Emma Baksi, Charles Birns, Erik Feig, Matthew Fleischman, Michael Gugger, Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen

Jodie Foster, Mel Gibson, Kyle Killen, Cherry Jones, Anton Yelchin, Riley Thomas Stewart, Zachary Booth, Jennifer Lawrence, Jeff Corbett, Baylen Thomas, Sam Breslin Wright, Kelly Coffield Park, Michael Rivera, Kris Arnold, Elizabeth Kaledin, Matt Lauer, Jon Stewart, Terry Gross, Folake Olowofoyeku, Lorna Pruce, Bill Massof, Diane Dreyer, Steve Golin, Keith Redmon, Ann Ruark, Marcelo Zarvos, Hagen Bogdanski, Lynzee Klingman, Allison Hall, Avy Kaufman, Gwen Bialic, Guy Efrat, marcos Gonzalez Palma, Francisco Ortiz, Emma Baksi, Charles Birns, Erik Feig, Matthew Fleischman, Michael Gugger, Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo MustonenenWith wit, reviewed by Kimmo Mustonenen

“The Beaver” is nearly successful, despite the condition of his film script, which was capable I simply do not (cannot) to assume.  I confess it is possible, too, that a man could be in the lowest point in the situation, to be healed, by project engineering his psyche into a hand puppet.

I am not it am possible safe, or even advisable to form a serious film over.  What?  We go through the film with Mel Gibson, which he carries one toothy beaver on its left hand, and which an entire lot of dis-believingness causes, so that we shift.  Over.

Nevertheless is here different of Mel Gibson’s-fine achievements, an announcement that he is finally a great actor.

His personal life is in the ruins because of the illness of dipsomania (and Russians), which fights it still with (and with the Russian).  He I thinks, which is responsible for his impudent acts and statements, that this is not the good man, who I saw many movies in.

Of, which I know over alcoholism, I believe that he goes through personality conflict that it is content on some days and by rage and crazy head on others used up, and that such changes are symptoms of the illness.  Form your own diagnosis.  I did.

Jodie Foster, Mel Gibson, Kyle Killen, Cherry Jones, Anton Yelchin, Riley Thomas Stewart, Zachary Booth, Jennifer Lawrence, Jeff Corbett, Baylen Thomas, Sam Breslin Wright, Kelly Coffield Park, Michael Rivera, Kris Arnold, Elizabeth Kaledin, Matt Lauer, Jon Stewart, Terry Gross, Folake Olowofoyeku, Lorna Pruce, Bill Massof, Diane Dreyer, Steve Golin, Keith Redmon, Ann Ruark, Marcelo Zarvos, Hagen Bogdanski, Lynzee Klingman, Allison Hall, Avy Kaufman, Gwen Bialic, Guy Efrat, marcos Gonzalez Palma, Francisco Ortiz, Emma Baksi, Charles Birns, Erik Feig, Matthew Fleischman, Michael Gugger, Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo MustonenenIt took something courage of master Jodie Foster to refer this film in Gibson.  I believe that her Gibson knows, his good side and respect its talent.  It was certainly the right choice for this material.

Everything, his troubles, summed by looking by her opening shot, an exhausted man, who swims on a raft in a swimming pool, his arms broad like crucified the Christian.  

A voice (later uncovered, around the Beaver to be had, what?) informs us that this dark Walter is a man, thus deeply in the lowest point, it his family alienated and nearly his business destroyed.  Bummer.

Jodie Foster, Mel Gibson, Kyle Killen, Cherry Jones, Anton Yelchin, Riley Thomas Stewart, Zachary Booth, Jennifer Lawrence, Jeff Corbett, Baylen Thomas, Sam Breslin Wright, Kelly Coffield Park, Michael Rivera, Kris Arnold, Elizabeth Kaledin, Matt Lauer, Jon Stewart, Terry Gross, Folake Olowofoyeku, Lorna Pruce, Bill Massof, Diane Dreyer, Steve Golin, Keith Redmon, Ann Ruark, Marcelo Zarvos, Hagen Bogdanski, Lynzee Klingman, Allison Hall, Avy Kaufman, Gwen Bialic, Guy Efrat, marcos Gonzalez Palma, Francisco Ortiz, Emma Baksi, Charles Birns, Erik Feig, Matthew Fleischman, Michael Gugger, Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo MustonenenWe meet his much-suffering Mrs. Meredith (Jodie Foster), its applied son carrier (Anton Yelchin) and its doubting colleagues.  Meredith throws him finally out, not without love, but love with.

He buys a bottle, bangs into a motel, tried to kill himself and by the hand puppet (Beaver) is interrupted.  It finds that the puppet has a voice, he lets it speak for him and begins to again enter his life of the previous past.

Brillianter even still, Gibson and author Kyle Killen do not form you the slightest attempt to use the illusion of ventriloquism; Gibson manipulates the puppet and speaks of its own mouth, in an admirable if unexplainable Cockney accent.

Jodie Foster, Mel Gibson, Kyle Killen, Cherry Jones, Anton Yelchin, Riley Thomas Stewart, Zachary Booth, Jennifer Lawrence, Jeff Corbett, Baylen Thomas, Sam Breslin Wright, Kelly Coffield Park, Michael Rivera, Kris Arnold, Elizabeth Kaledin, Matt Lauer, Jon Stewart, Terry Gross, Folake Olowofoyeku, Lorna Pruce, Bill Massof, Diane Dreyer, Steve Golin, Keith Redmon, Ann Ruark, Marcelo Zarvos, Hagen Bogdanski, Lynzee Klingman, Allison Hall, Avy Kaufman, Gwen Bialic, Guy Efrat, marcos Gonzalez Palma, Francisco Ortiz, Emma Baksi, Charles Birns, Erik Feig, Matthew Fleischman, Michael Gugger, Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo MustonenenHis life improves in kinds, which I leave, so that you discover, yourself.  I leave you also to surprise around me if Matt Lauer in wait on a material “Today” program quite became with a hand puppet interview, as it does here.  What?

A parallel plan refers carriers, which son also, whose gift, papers for schoolmates is to be written, who read, as if they were written by those class participants themselves.  What?

The category Valedictorian asks it to write you a speech.  If she’s (she’s a she, if that is unclear) that intelligently, why can’t write it?  She’s however, that interesting to go through problems, the carriers in one discovers lateral history, bending those, to lead us away from the film’s through-line.

Which kind of the film with the same letters however “The Beaver” does not result to be?  We never know.

But without “The Beaver” we would have never witnessed a sexual threesome, a hand puppet with including.  Juicy.

Jodie Foster, Mel Gibson, Kyle Killen, Cherry Jones, Anton Yelchin, Riley Thomas Stewart, Zachary Booth, Jennifer Lawrence, Jeff Corbett, Baylen Thomas, Sam Breslin Wright, Kelly Coffield Park, Michael Rivera, Kris Arnold, Elizabeth Kaledin, Matt Lauer, Jon Stewart, Terry Gross, Folake Olowofoyeku, Lorna Pruce, Bill Massof, Diane Dreyer, Steve Golin, Keith Redmon, Ann Ruark, Marcelo Zarvos, Hagen Bogdanski, Lynzee Klingman, Allison Hall, Avy Kaufman, Gwen Bialic, Guy Efrat, marcos Gonzalez Palma, Francisco Ortiz, Emma Baksi, Charles Birns, Erik Feig, Matthew Fleischman, Michael Gugger, Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo MustonenenMaintaining Gibson must be serious several times, with the production of this film, but don’t you think when filming this sex scene, the urge to suppress laugheter had too much pain?  That is the deadly error in this sincere effort.

So well, as Gibson is, his character is gotten caught still between the tragedy of the man and the absurdity of “The Beaver”.

One thumb waiving high. Two, but for the missing of Ginnifer Goodwin.  She should be in every film.

Even Fast and the Furious Five, which I will be reviewing soon.

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