Men In Black 3 With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Men In Black. They took my great-grandparents’ out to a field. Then in the head brain shot. Dead. Not funny. Fucking Nazis. Then movie times. “Men In Black” sprays on Finland. Funny? Hells to the…
Battleship With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Once again, the youth is easy picking for the child predators. Our youth be the memories. The predator? Hollywood. Again. B4 – Hit! But in an inappropriate way on my child thoughts. J1 – Miss! But not for…
Dark Shadows With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Readers, forgive me. Last week, The Avengers. Oops. I was again the drunk and did not review that awesome piece of shit. How so? My FinnBro (Pekka) and I did the drink on Nashville! So many…
The Five-Year Engagement With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen First, cliché joke (I will not be the single sayer of this) – “The Five-Year Engagement” is also what seems to be the running time of the film. It goes on. And on. And then on…
The Lucky One With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen I am lucky. I am cursed. My job is to have the most wonderful at a time thing to do than anything. Pay me? Don’t have to (just kidding, Kyrle – I love money!)! Lucky. Then…
The Cabin In The Woods With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen “Previews.” “Trailers” (as in the industry the name is whispered). “Coming Attractions” to the elderly who are always cold and cry at the loudness of noise (and smell like liver sausage, if lucky). No…
American Reunion With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Kimmo was in trouble. Big trouble. Last week I had super cool “Wrath of the Titans” review that I made. Then the dumbness strikes. I e-mail copy of review to my Uncle Tukka who is in living…
The Hunger Games With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen I have waited for this longer than time may seem to you. Or even longer. So when the cinema doors opened I was fully ready for an eyeball party! Yes, “The Hunger Games” is finally open….
21 Jump Street With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen First, a truth. In a second week – I was having the déjà vu, right in my face. Something else from my happy child times is under attack. From Hollywood. The greatest showing in television that…
John Carter With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen This week starts with a happiness explosion from my head mind (but not in the pants, dirty people). “Kimmo, you are the man with a bag of lucky!” say I, Kimmo, to the self inside. You see,…
Project X With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Thanks to Odin. Much thanks. Why? Tuesday, with the fact that Tuesday must happen, happens. Tuesday? Reviewing assignments for Friday. My mind is sweating mind thoughts: “Please Odin, if I am to review that damn “Lorax” movie,…
Wanderlust With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Sad writing times still sad. To you, one less ferret. To me, one less heart string by rodent warmed (Ed. Note – see last week. Sad.). Movies? Films? Cinema? Do now I even care? Well. Yes. I am…
Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Many apologies for the writing lack for two weeks. Fluffy the Wonder Ferret, greatest animal in history, crossed the Rainbow Bridgeand now feasts on ferret food with Jesus – and other ferrets who also…
Man On A Ledge With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Action and adventure in January? What is this film “Man on a Ledge”? Is Hollywood sucking more smoky bong openings than film reviewers (ME!)? Oh, my mind anticipates with wet quivering smart action fun. Also…
The Artist With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Confusion. In the cinema. Topped off with Kossu shots. Warm. Now for the reviewing the movie I see. Then sick joke! 4:3 picture. Black and white. No talking. WTF?!? Elaborate joke on Kimmo? Alcohol time travelling? Heaven?…