X-Men: Days of Future Past [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo on Kino, X-Men Days of Future Past, Bryan Singer, Simon Kinberg, Jane Goldman, Matthew Vaughn, Hugh Jackman, James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Jennifer Lawrence, Halle Berry, Nicholas Hoult, Anna Paquin, Ellen Page, Peter Dinklage, Shawn Ashmore, Omar Sy, Evan Peters, Josh Helman, Daniel Cudmore, Bingbing Fan, Adan Canto, Booboo Stewart, Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart, Lucas Till, Evan Jonigkeit, Mark Camacho, Alexander Felici, Jan Gerste, Massimo Cannistraro, Mike Dopud, Lee Villeneuve, Andreas Apergis, Robert Montcalm, Gree Lwe, Jaa Smith-Johnson, Alex Ivanovici, Alain Dahan, Freddy Bessa, Patricia Tougas, Michael Lerner, Chris Claremont, Len Wein, Francoic Paquette, Zabryna Guevara, Zehra Levrman, Todd Hallowell, Stan Lee, Kathleen McGill, Josh McLaglen, Hutch Parker, Lauren Shuler Donner, John Ottman, Newton Thomas Sigel, Roger Mussenden, John Myhre, Gordon Sim

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo on Kino, X-Men Days of Future Past, Bryan Singer, Simon Kinberg, Jane Goldman, Matthew Vaughn, Hugh Jackman, James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Jennifer Lawrence, Halle Berry, Nicholas Hoult, Anna Paquin, Ellen Page, Peter Dinklage, Shawn Ashmore, Omar Sy, Evan Peters, Josh Helman, Daniel Cudmore, Bingbing Fan, Adan Canto, Booboo Stewart, Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart, Lucas Till, Evan Jonigkeit, Mark Camacho, Alexander Felici, Jan Gerste, Massimo Cannistraro, Mike Dopud, Lee Villeneuve, Andreas Apergis, Robert Montcalm, Gree Lwe, Jaa Smith-Johnson, Alex Ivanovici, Alain Dahan, Freddy Bessa, Patricia Tougas, Michael Lerner, Chris Claremont, Len Wein, Francoic Paquette, Zabryna Guevara, Zehra Levrman, Todd Hallowell, Stan Lee, Kathleen McGill, Josh McLaglen, Hutch Parker, Lauren Shuler Donner, John Ottman, Newton Thomas Sigel, Roger Mussenden, John Myhre, Gordon SimX-Men: Days of Future Past

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

Damn.

Sometimes, a guy, with a drunk mind wants to see a movie.

This is all right.

Why not?

Then comes a movie with before a course in the college of your choice you must have been all night using Adderall because this movie is the final of the second semester.

Damn.

Here we go.

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Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo on Kino, X-Men Days of Future Past, Bryan Singer, Simon Kinberg, Jane Goldman, Matthew Vaughn, Hugh Jackman, James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Jennifer Lawrence, Halle Berry, Nicholas Hoult, Anna Paquin, Ellen Page, Peter Dinklage, Shawn Ashmore, Omar Sy, Evan Peters, Josh Helman, Daniel Cudmore, Bingbing Fan, Adan Canto, Booboo Stewart, Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart, Lucas Till, Evan Jonigkeit, Mark Camacho, Alexander Felici, Jan Gerste, Massimo Cannistraro, Mike Dopud, Lee Villeneuve, Andreas Apergis, Robert Montcalm, Gree Lwe, Jaa Smith-Johnson, Alex Ivanovici, Alain Dahan, Freddy Bessa, Patricia Tougas, Michael Lerner, Chris Claremont, Len Wein, Francoic Paquette, Zabryna Guevara, Zehra Levrman, Todd Hallowell, Stan Lee, Kathleen McGill, Josh McLaglen, Hutch Parker, Lauren Shuler Donner, John Ottman, Newton Thomas Sigel, Roger Mussenden, John Myhre, Gordon SimDid you see X-Men (2000)?

Magneto (Ian McKellen) was boss. His strong was not so strong. He messed up Mrs. Liberty, but with effort that makes one short.

There is no worrying, because Jean Grey (Famke Janssen) is hot.

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Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo on Kino, X-Men Days of Future Past, Bryan Singer, Simon Kinberg, Jane Goldman, Matthew Vaughn, Hugh Jackman, James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Jennifer Lawrence, Halle Berry, Nicholas Hoult, Anna Paquin, Ellen Page, Peter Dinklage, Shawn Ashmore, Omar Sy, Evan Peters, Josh Helman, Daniel Cudmore, Bingbing Fan, Adan Canto, Booboo Stewart, Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart, Lucas Till, Evan Jonigkeit, Mark Camacho, Alexander Felici, Jan Gerste, Massimo Cannistraro, Mike Dopud, Lee Villeneuve, Andreas Apergis, Robert Montcalm, Gree Lwe, Jaa Smith-Johnson, Alex Ivanovici, Alain Dahan, Freddy Bessa, Patricia Tougas, Michael Lerner, Chris Claremont, Len Wein, Francoic Paquette, Zabryna Guevara, Zehra Levrman, Todd Hallowell, Stan Lee, Kathleen McGill, Josh McLaglen, Hutch Parker, Lauren Shuler Donner, John Ottman, Newton Thomas Sigel, Roger Mussenden, John Myhre, Gordon SimX2: X-Men United (2003). Now Magneto can lift tons of shit, with mind thoughts.

He must be having brain push-ups, for his brain moving can now win in the MMA.

This is okey dokey, because of Jean Grey.

She is hot.

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Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo on Kino, X-Men Days of Future Past, Bryan Singer, Simon Kinberg, Jane Goldman, Matthew Vaughn, Hugh Jackman, James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Jennifer Lawrence, Halle Berry, Nicholas Hoult, Anna Paquin, Ellen Page, Peter Dinklage, Shawn Ashmore, Omar Sy, Evan Peters, Josh Helman, Daniel Cudmore, Bingbing Fan, Adan Canto, Booboo Stewart, Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart, Lucas Till, Evan Jonigkeit, Mark Camacho, Alexander Felici, Jan Gerste, Massimo Cannistraro, Mike Dopud, Lee Villeneuve, Andreas Apergis, Robert Montcalm, Gree Lwe, Jaa Smith-Johnson, Alex Ivanovici, Alain Dahan, Freddy Bessa, Patricia Tougas, Michael Lerner, Chris Claremont, Len Wein, Francoic Paquette, Zabryna Guevara, Zehra Levrman, Todd Hallowell, Stan Lee, Kathleen McGill, Josh McLaglen, Hutch Parker, Lauren Shuler Donner, John Ottman, Newton Thomas Sigel, Roger Mussenden, John Myhre, Gordon SimX-Men: The Last Stand (2006). Magneto lifts really big stuff, from far, far away (bridges, submarines).

He is somehow badder, bigger, yet with mad wrinkle-age.

I’m all “eh”, because Phoenix (Famke Janssen) is still for hot.

Except for the dying.

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Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo on Kino, X-Men Days of Future Past, Bryan Singer, Simon Kinberg, Jane Goldman, Matthew Vaughn, Hugh Jackman, James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Jennifer Lawrence, Halle Berry, Nicholas Hoult, Anna Paquin, Ellen Page, Peter Dinklage, Shawn Ashmore, Omar Sy, Evan Peters, Josh Helman, Daniel Cudmore, Bingbing Fan, Adan Canto, Booboo Stewart, Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart, Lucas Till, Evan Jonigkeit, Mark Camacho, Alexander Felici, Jan Gerste, Massimo Cannistraro, Mike Dopud, Lee Villeneuve, Andreas Apergis, Robert Montcalm, Gree Lwe, Jaa Smith-Johnson, Alex Ivanovici, Alain Dahan, Freddy Bessa, Patricia Tougas, Michael Lerner, Chris Claremont, Len Wein, Francoic Paquette, Zabryna Guevara, Zehra Levrman, Todd Hallowell, Stan Lee, Kathleen McGill, Josh McLaglen, Hutch Parker, Lauren Shuler Donner, John Ottman, Newton Thomas Sigel, Roger Mussenden, John Myhre, Gordon SimX-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009).

Really?

 

 

 

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Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo on Kino, X-Men Days of Future Past, Bryan Singer, Simon Kinberg, Jane Goldman, Matthew Vaughn, Hugh Jackman, James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Jennifer Lawrence, Halle Berry, Nicholas Hoult, Anna Paquin, Ellen Page, Peter Dinklage, Shawn Ashmore, Omar Sy, Evan Peters, Josh Helman, Daniel Cudmore, Bingbing Fan, Adan Canto, Booboo Stewart, Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart, Lucas Till, Evan Jonigkeit, Mark Camacho, Alexander Felici, Jan Gerste, Massimo Cannistraro, Mike Dopud, Lee Villeneuve, Andreas Apergis, Robert Montcalm, Gree Lwe, Jaa Smith-Johnson, Alex Ivanovici, Alain Dahan, Freddy Bessa, Patricia Tougas, Michael Lerner, Chris Claremont, Len Wein, Francoic Paquette, Zabryna Guevara, Zehra Levrman, Todd Hallowell, Stan Lee, Kathleen McGill, Josh McLaglen, Hutch Parker, Lauren Shuler Donner, John Ottman, Newton Thomas Sigel, Roger Mussenden, John Myhre, Gordon SimX-Men: First Class (2011). Back in time, Magneto (Michael Fassbender – not naked) has more powers than old-time Magneto in the future.

There is no sense in this to be made. Mystique (Rebecca Romijn) is now Raven (Jennifer Lawrence).

This a trade up.

My man parts approve. Boing!!!

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Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo on Kino, X-Men Days of Future Past, Bryan Singer, Simon Kinberg, Jane Goldman, Matthew Vaughn, Hugh Jackman, James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Jennifer Lawrence, Halle Berry, Nicholas Hoult, Anna Paquin, Ellen Page, Peter Dinklage, Shawn Ashmore, Omar Sy, Evan Peters, Josh Helman, Daniel Cudmore, Bingbing Fan, Adan Canto, Booboo Stewart, Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart, Lucas Till, Evan Jonigkeit, Mark Camacho, Alexander Felici, Jan Gerste, Massimo Cannistraro, Mike Dopud, Lee Villeneuve, Andreas Apergis, Robert Montcalm, Gree Lwe, Jaa Smith-Johnson, Alex Ivanovici, Alain Dahan, Freddy Bessa, Patricia Tougas, Michael Lerner, Chris Claremont, Len Wein, Francoic Paquette, Zabryna Guevara, Zehra Levrman, Todd Hallowell, Stan Lee, Kathleen McGill, Josh McLaglen, Hutch Parker, Lauren Shuler Donner, John Ottman, Newton Thomas Sigel, Roger Mussenden, John Myhre, Gordon SimThe Wolverine (2013).

Stinky poop, with everything Japanese except no Godzilla.

Avoid, unless you cannot.

Then see it while retching.

 

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Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo on Kino, X-Men Days of Future Past, Bryan Singer, Simon Kinberg, Jane Goldman, Matthew Vaughn, Hugh Jackman, James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Jennifer Lawrence, Halle Berry, Nicholas Hoult, Anna Paquin, Ellen Page, Peter Dinklage, Shawn Ashmore, Omar Sy, Evan Peters, Josh Helman, Daniel Cudmore, Bingbing Fan, Adan Canto, Booboo Stewart, Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart, Lucas Till, Evan Jonigkeit, Mark Camacho, Alexander Felici, Jan Gerste, Massimo Cannistraro, Mike Dopud, Lee Villeneuve, Andreas Apergis, Robert Montcalm, Gree Lwe, Jaa Smith-Johnson, Alex Ivanovici, Alain Dahan, Freddy Bessa, Patricia Tougas, Michael Lerner, Chris Claremont, Len Wein, Francoic Paquette, Zabryna Guevara, Zehra Levrman, Todd Hallowell, Stan Lee, Kathleen McGill, Josh McLaglen, Hutch Parker, Lauren Shuler Donner, John Ottman, Newton Thomas Sigel, Roger Mussenden, John Myhre, Gordon SimX-Men: Days of Future Past (2014).

Finally!

We are at the time of the movie for me and the reviewing!

But, sadness, I am almost out of words.

Plot? Shit-tons of plot.

I will sum up in as less words than I can hope to type.

First is the future.

Asshole robots are killing all for just breathing air.

So bad is it all that mutants go to China for figuring out of the crap.

Here, the writers are all “Hey, Kitty Pryde (Ellen Page), we have no original ideas, so, in bad science fiction writer fashion, back in time you send Wolverine’s (Hugh Jackman) thought-essence to.”

It is like J.J. Abrams took a squat on this film from his butt.

The past has wide collars and wider pants legs. It is disturbing.

Mystique turns in to Foxy Brown – this makes my eyes wide, and brings the bottle to my mouth hole.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo on Kino, X-Men Days of Future Past, Bryan Singer, Simon Kinberg, Jane Goldman, Matthew Vaughn, Hugh Jackman, James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Jennifer Lawrence, Halle Berry, Nicholas Hoult, Anna Paquin, Ellen Page, Peter Dinklage, Shawn Ashmore, Omar Sy, Evan Peters, Josh Helman, Daniel Cudmore, Bingbing Fan, Adan Canto, Booboo Stewart, Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart, Lucas Till, Evan Jonigkeit, Mark Camacho, Alexander Felici, Jan Gerste, Massimo Cannistraro, Mike Dopud, Lee Villeneuve, Andreas Apergis, Robert Montcalm, Gree Lwe, Jaa Smith-Johnson, Alex Ivanovici, Alain Dahan, Freddy Bessa, Patricia Tougas, Michael Lerner, Chris Claremont, Len Wein, Francoic Paquette, Zabryna Guevara, Zehra Levrman, Todd Hallowell, Stan Lee, Kathleen McGill, Josh McLaglen, Hutch Parker, Lauren Shuler Donner, John Ottman, Newton Thomas Sigel, Roger Mussenden, John Myhre, Gordon SimThere is Vietnam, and Magneto (Fassbender again, and still no dangling parts dangling). He killed Kennedy and is now under the Pentagon being punished, very sad.

Now, things are more crazier.

Many things happen.

My brain goes, “slow down X-Men movie, for I have no clues as to what the hell!”

Then there is a Nixon.

Past Magneto can lift an entire stadium! In 1973 – yet in 2000 he cannot. So more brain “what the hell.”

Then I remember!

Ah, there is no sense in comic book movies.

This is not science fiction.

Comic books!

I now forgive.

If infant Magneto can lift planet Earth, do it son! Nothing must be of sense making.

Whew!

No more pressure to care who is who, and who is doing what with super powers.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo on Kino, X-Men Days of Future Past, Bryan Singer, Simon Kinberg, Jane Goldman, Matthew Vaughn, Hugh Jackman, James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Jennifer Lawrence, Halle Berry, Nicholas Hoult, Anna Paquin, Ellen Page, Peter Dinklage, Shawn Ashmore, Omar Sy, Evan Peters, Josh Helman, Daniel Cudmore, Bingbing Fan, Adan Canto, Booboo Stewart, Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart, Lucas Till, Evan Jonigkeit, Mark Camacho, Alexander Felici, Jan Gerste, Massimo Cannistraro, Mike Dopud, Lee Villeneuve, Andreas Apergis, Robert Montcalm, Gree Lwe, Jaa Smith-Johnson, Alex Ivanovici, Alain Dahan, Freddy Bessa, Patricia Tougas, Michael Lerner, Chris Claremont, Len Wein, Francoic Paquette, Zabryna Guevara, Zehra Levrman, Todd Hallowell, Stan Lee, Kathleen McGill, Josh McLaglen, Hutch Parker, Lauren Shuler Donner, John Ottman, Newton Thomas Sigel, Roger Mussenden, John Myhre, Gordon SimSo I do not harsh my high and enjoy all that is.

What is the meaning, to you, the viewing person, from me, of the writing?

This – two thumbs up.

A lot happens.

If you did not get an A in X-Men 206 (sophomore level, “who the hell are these characters” course) all is OK.

Drink your drink.

Smoke your smoke.

Stare at Jennifer Lawrence.

Then stare at her some more (I did).

It is worth the $12 ($47 if in 3D).

Take it to the bank.

In the past!

I say this in the present.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Reese Witherspoon, Water For Elephants, Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz, Paul Schneider, Jim Norton, Hal Holbrook, Mark Povinelli, Richard Brake, Stephen Monroe Taylor, Ken Foree, Scott MacDonald, James Frain, Sam Anderson, John Aylward, Brad Greenquist, Tim Guinee, Donna W. Scott, E.E. Bell, Kyle Jordan, Aleksandra Kaniak, Ilia Volok, Bruce Gray, Jim Jansen, James Keane, Ivo Nandi, Karynn Moore, Andrew Connolly, Doug McDougal, Tracy Phillips Rowan O'Hara, Water for Elephants, Tai, Uggie, Ice, Sita Acevedo, Danny Castle, Michael Coronas, Aloysia Gavre, Francis Lawrence, Andrew R. Tennenbaum, Erwin Stoff, Gil Netter, Kevin Halloran, Alan Edward Bell, Ana Maria Quintana, Chad Holmes, David Crank, Denise Chamian, Molly Allen, Sasha Veneziano, Kimmo MustonenenKimmo Mustonenen – (Kimmo On Kino) – Behind The Proscenium

P.S. I realize that a Transformer turd movie is sitting on the horizon, looking at my soul. Odin, kill me with fire before I have to look on it to write on it. Please.

Summer is coming…

 

HEAR/SEE KIMMO’S REVIEW RIGHT HERE!

The Wolverine [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kate Middleton, Pippa MIddleton, Prince George of Cambridge, Comic Con, Jack Kirby, George Miller, Tim Burton, Jonas Salk, The Wolverine, James Mangold, Mark Bomback, Scott Frank, Christopher McQuarrie, Hugh Jackman, Tao Okamoto, Rila Fukushima, Hiroyuki Sanada, Svetlana Khodchenkova, Brian Tee, Hal Yamanouchi, Will Yun Lee, Ken Yamamura, Famke Janssen, Nobutaka Aoyagi, Seiji Funamoto, Nobuaki Kakuda, Sarah Naylor-Liddell, J Remlton, Andy Owens, Geoff Burke, Joshua Remilton, Yaeko Kimura, Ryula Kimura, Briden Starr, Marla Lukasheva, William Takayanagi-Temm, Erich Chickashi Linzbichler, Yoshinori Fukushige, Hiroshi Kasuga, Kosuke Masano, Keiko Matsumoto, Yumiko Nakamura, Garret Sato, Yoji Tatsuta, James Fraser, Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart, Luke Webb, Joseph M Caracciolo, Stan Lee, Hutch Parker, Lauren Shuler Donner, Marco Beltrami, Ross Emery, Michael McCusker, Yoko Narahashi, Francois Audouy, Ian Gracie, Riki Nakanishi, Michael Turner, Isis Mussenden, Kelly Allison, Anne Bruning, Aaron Downing, Motoki Ishida, Nadia Paine, Sam Alvelo, Debbie Antoniou, Drew Bailey, Hideaki Jimbo, Yoshi Ando, Maggie Baron, Danielle Blakey, Jason Bogard, James Bramley, Susannah Brengel, Kate Buckman, Kit Conners, Jessica Derhammer, Pru Donovan, Jim Dunlap, Aleisha Rose Groth, Colleen Hanafin, Jordan Haro, Charles Harrington, Koichiro Iwagami, Ronin Jonathan, Jonny Kennerley, Oscar Knott, Amy Libowsky, Lynnette Lai Suet Lynn, Ross Maloney, Lance Masa, Phillip Roope, Xiao Sun, Roberto Tarrats, Molly Tompkins, Satoko Tsuji, Taris Tyler, Ryan Unicomb, Minn Vo, Sheila Waldron, Natacha Williams, Lesley Wise, Carl Wood, Shane Wynter, Michael Horvath

The Wolverine

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

There is much to fall out of my brain and skipping my mouth through straight to typing.

First, “The Wolverine.” I will review it. I promise this right into your face.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kate Middleton, Pippa MIddleton, Prince George of Cambridge, Comic Con, Jack Kirby, George Miller, Tim Burton, Jonas Salk, The Wolverine, James Mangold, Mark Bomback, Scott Frank, Christopher McQuarrie, Hugh Jackman, Tao Okamoto, Rila Fukushima, Hiroyuki Sanada, Svetlana Khodchenkova, Brian Tee, Hal Yamanouchi, Will Yun Lee, Ken Yamamura, Famke Janssen, Nobutaka Aoyagi, Seiji Funamoto, Nobuaki Kakuda, Sarah Naylor-Liddell, J Remlton, Andy Owens, Geoff Burke, Joshua Remilton, Yaeko Kimura, Ryula Kimura, Briden Starr, Marla Lukasheva, William Takayanagi-Temm, Erich Chickashi Linzbichler, Yoshinori Fukushige, Hiroshi Kasuga, Kosuke Masano, Keiko Matsumoto, Yumiko Nakamura, Garret Sato, Yoji Tatsuta, James Fraser, Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart, Luke Webb, Joseph M Caracciolo, Stan Lee, Hutch Parker, Lauren Shuler Donner, Marco Beltrami, Ross Emery, Michael McCusker, Yoko Narahashi, Francois Audouy, Ian Gracie, Riki Nakanishi, Michael Turner, Isis Mussenden, Kelly Allison, Anne Bruning, Aaron Downing, Motoki Ishida, Nadia Paine, Sam Alvelo, Debbie Antoniou, Drew Bailey, Hideaki Jimbo, Yoshi Ando, Maggie Baron, Danielle Blakey, Jason Bogard, James Bramley, Susannah Brengel, Kate Buckman, Kit Conners, Jessica Derhammer, Pru Donovan, Jim Dunlap, Aleisha Rose Groth, Colleen Hanafin, Jordan Haro, Charles Harrington, Koichiro Iwagami, Ronin Jonathan, Jonny Kennerley, Oscar Knott, Amy Libowsky, Lynnette Lai Suet Lynn, Ross Maloney, Lance Masa, Phillip Roope, Xiao Sun, Roberto Tarrats, Molly Tompkins, Satoko Tsuji, Taris Tyler, Ryan Unicomb, Minn Vo, Sheila Waldron, Natacha Williams, Lesley Wise, Carl Wood, Shane Wynter, Michael HorvathSeconded, the goddamn Royalty child.

Is he to be Luke Skywalker?

Is he to be Jonas Salk?

Will he be able to stuff delicious sausage in his kitchen someday, like cousin Raimo or family friend Petteri?

Maybe all.

Most likely none.

It is a little human squirm worm in the now – all poopy and drooly.

CNN, let the tiny King clone grow into something before filling my 50 inch plasma with nothing.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kate Middleton, Pippa MIddleton, Prince George of Cambridge, Comic Con, Jack Kirby, George Miller, Tim Burton, Jonas Salk, The Wolverine, James Mangold, Mark Bomback, Scott Frank, Christopher McQuarrie, Hugh Jackman, Tao Okamoto, Rila Fukushima, Hiroyuki Sanada, Svetlana Khodchenkova, Brian Tee, Hal Yamanouchi, Will Yun Lee, Ken Yamamura, Famke Janssen, Nobutaka Aoyagi, Seiji Funamoto, Nobuaki Kakuda, Sarah Naylor-Liddell, J Remlton, Andy Owens, Geoff Burke, Joshua Remilton, Yaeko Kimura, Ryula Kimura, Briden Starr, Marla Lukasheva, William Takayanagi-Temm, Erich Chickashi Linzbichler, Yoshinori Fukushige, Hiroshi Kasuga, Kosuke Masano, Keiko Matsumoto, Yumiko Nakamura, Garret Sato, Yoji Tatsuta, James Fraser, Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart, Luke Webb, Joseph M Caracciolo, Stan Lee, Hutch Parker, Lauren Shuler Donner, Marco Beltrami, Ross Emery, Michael McCusker, Yoko Narahashi, Francois Audouy, Ian Gracie, Riki Nakanishi, Michael Turner, Isis Mussenden, Kelly Allison, Anne Bruning, Aaron Downing, Motoki Ishida, Nadia Paine, Sam Alvelo, Debbie Antoniou, Drew Bailey, Hideaki Jimbo, Yoshi Ando, Maggie Baron, Danielle Blakey, Jason Bogard, James Bramley, Susannah Brengel, Kate Buckman, Kit Conners, Jessica Derhammer, Pru Donovan, Jim Dunlap, Aleisha Rose Groth, Colleen Hanafin, Jordan Haro, Charles Harrington, Koichiro Iwagami, Ronin Jonathan, Jonny Kennerley, Oscar Knott, Amy Libowsky, Lynnette Lai Suet Lynn, Ross Maloney, Lance Masa, Phillip Roope, Xiao Sun, Roberto Tarrats, Molly Tompkins, Satoko Tsuji, Taris Tyler, Ryan Unicomb, Minn Vo, Sheila Waldron, Natacha Williams, Lesley Wise, Carl Wood, Shane Wynter, Michael HorvathThank you.

But the Royal sister in law. Pippen.

I would see her naked and stuff her with my own delicious sausage.

I believe such an action is the way to her heart.

Her royal butt is a national treasure and must be preserved in the Tower or wherever they place the royal butts for public viewing.

Third, why at Comic-Con are there very few for comics to see?

Not crappy “I am standing in front of a mike opening and boy are my arms tired for flapping comic”

No.

Comic BOOK.

Comic-Con needs to have the name “Movies That Nerds Will Squirt On-Com” in the now time. Because the comic book part slides away into the place where A-Ha lives.

Like Purgatory.

Or Chatsworth (L.A. humor FTW!!!).

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kate Middleton, Pippa MIddleton, Prince George of Cambridge, Comic Con, Jack Kirby, George Miller, Tim Burton, Jonas Salk, The Wolverine, James Mangold, Mark Bomback, Scott Frank, Christopher McQuarrie, Hugh Jackman, Tao Okamoto, Rila Fukushima, Hiroyuki Sanada, Svetlana Khodchenkova, Brian Tee, Hal Yamanouchi, Will Yun Lee, Ken Yamamura, Famke Janssen, Nobutaka Aoyagi, Seiji Funamoto, Nobuaki Kakuda, Sarah Naylor-Liddell, J Remlton, Andy Owens, Geoff Burke, Joshua Remilton, Yaeko Kimura, Ryula Kimura, Briden Starr, Marla Lukasheva, William Takayanagi-Temm, Erich Chickashi Linzbichler, Yoshinori Fukushige, Hiroshi Kasuga, Kosuke Masano, Keiko Matsumoto, Yumiko Nakamura, Garret Sato, Yoji Tatsuta, James Fraser, Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart, Luke Webb, Joseph M Caracciolo, Stan Lee, Hutch Parker, Lauren Shuler Donner, Marco Beltrami, Ross Emery, Michael McCusker, Yoko Narahashi, Francois Audouy, Ian Gracie, Riki Nakanishi, Michael Turner, Isis Mussenden, Kelly Allison, Anne Bruning, Aaron Downing, Motoki Ishida, Nadia Paine, Sam Alvelo, Debbie Antoniou, Drew Bailey, Hideaki Jimbo, Yoshi Ando, Maggie Baron, Danielle Blakey, Jason Bogard, James Bramley, Susannah Brengel, Kate Buckman, Kit Conners, Jessica Derhammer, Pru Donovan, Jim Dunlap, Aleisha Rose Groth, Colleen Hanafin, Jordan Haro, Charles Harrington, Koichiro Iwagami, Ronin Jonathan, Jonny Kennerley, Oscar Knott, Amy Libowsky, Lynnette Lai Suet Lynn, Ross Maloney, Lance Masa, Phillip Roope, Xiao Sun, Roberto Tarrats, Molly Tompkins, Satoko Tsuji, Taris Tyler, Ryan Unicomb, Minn Vo, Sheila Waldron, Natacha Williams, Lesley Wise, Carl Wood, Shane Wynter, Michael HorvathThe Jack Kirby panel was awesome, I must say once or twice. Not Justice League Movie blah, blah, blah.

So suck it, nerds.

Oh, and Batman vs. Superman? You mean the movie Tim Burton should have made slightly after the Big Bang event of too big movies in my childhood?

“The Dark Night Returns” is still waiting for the filming to be in its now (graphic novel – 1986 – “I’ve got the home stretch all to myself…”).

Where have you gone, Frank Miller? Make it happen!

Damn! That was a good feeling for me!

With words my mind can lance the icky boil of its own making. The mind cluster thoughts that make me yell at my cat.

Yet, she never listens or makes mad.

Good kitty.

Ooze, mind boil. Ooze. My cat needs no more loud words.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kate Middleton, Pippa MIddleton, Prince George of Cambridge, Comic Con, Jack Kirby, George Miller, Tim Burton, Jonas Salk, The Wolverine, James Mangold, Mark Bomback, Scott Frank, Christopher McQuarrie, Hugh Jackman, Tao Okamoto, Rila Fukushima, Hiroyuki Sanada, Svetlana Khodchenkova, Brian Tee, Hal Yamanouchi, Will Yun Lee, Ken Yamamura, Famke Janssen, Nobutaka Aoyagi, Seiji Funamoto, Nobuaki Kakuda, Sarah Naylor-Liddell, J Remlton, Andy Owens, Geoff Burke, Joshua Remilton, Yaeko Kimura, Ryula Kimura, Briden Starr, Marla Lukasheva, William Takayanagi-Temm, Erich Chickashi Linzbichler, Yoshinori Fukushige, Hiroshi Kasuga, Kosuke Masano, Keiko Matsumoto, Yumiko Nakamura, Garret Sato, Yoji Tatsuta, James Fraser, Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart, Luke Webb, Joseph M Caracciolo, Stan Lee, Hutch Parker, Lauren Shuler Donner, Marco Beltrami, Ross Emery, Michael McCusker, Yoko Narahashi, Francois Audouy, Ian Gracie, Riki Nakanishi, Michael Turner, Isis Mussenden, Kelly Allison, Anne Bruning, Aaron Downing, Motoki Ishida, Nadia Paine, Sam Alvelo, Debbie Antoniou, Drew Bailey, Hideaki Jimbo, Yoshi Ando, Maggie Baron, Danielle Blakey, Jason Bogard, James Bramley, Susannah Brengel, Kate Buckman, Kit Conners, Jessica Derhammer, Pru Donovan, Jim Dunlap, Aleisha Rose Groth, Colleen Hanafin, Jordan Haro, Charles Harrington, Koichiro Iwagami, Ronin Jonathan, Jonny Kennerley, Oscar Knott, Amy Libowsky, Lynnette Lai Suet Lynn, Ross Maloney, Lance Masa, Phillip Roope, Xiao Sun, Roberto Tarrats, Molly Tompkins, Satoko Tsuji, Taris Tyler, Ryan Unicomb, Minn Vo, Sheila Waldron, Natacha Williams, Lesley Wise, Carl Wood, Shane Wynter, Michael Horvath“The Wolverine.”

I almost had to forget why we are here.

I saw “X-Men Origins – Wolverine.” I thought the same was to be, but no. There is now Japan, and when there is not Anime.

Boy howdy, without Anime Japan can be cool.

This is good.

The Kossu and sweet, sweet smoke had me to believe that the before times were the now times (at the same time!  Mind blown.)

No. The more things are the same the more they may change.

Plot? Is anybody there? Does anybody care? Does anybody see what I review?

Encountering each other once they were in Nagasaki during the atomic bomb (in the past) are Logan/Wolverine (Hugh Jackman – veiny muscles!!!) with important Japanese guy (Important Japanese Actor – I was not racist, just higher than Asgard – still am), is in the apocalyptic destruction of violence for a fleeting moment, an impression of the curse and blessing of Wolverine’s superhuman self-healing forces.

Atom bomb?

Yo, I’m Wolverine, bitch (thank you Jesse Pinkman!)!!!

This capability provides Yashida (Important Actor is Haruhiko Yamanouchi, HA, apologize to Kimmo now!) to take on himself, so that his old friend can have a normal life with “an ordinary death” – and he himself immortality.

Son of a bitch.

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That’s it. Dammit.

The Kossu says “no more GD plot – it brings back the flashbacks.”

I’m done.

My brain cells are back at Comic-Con, hearing nerds argue over which Princess Leia was more for boner eruption.

Obviously, the one in glasses. But only those that had a prescription. Fake glasses are the suck and make a loser.

Like a fake wheelchair. Not cool.

Except, I guess, for line cutting at the land of Disney. I am ashamed for doing it…

So, two thumbs… UP! Like my bone.

Crazy.

Famke Janssen alone is my magnificent queen! Two hot old chicks with their asses making to kick in a row (see “R.I.P.D.” review from last week, I will not stop you – Mary-Louise Parker is waiting for your eyes for her to see her) is summer movie greatness.

Finally, and no CGI needed. I’m ready for my “Pacific Rim” job.  Heh, heh, heh.

You go, girls.

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P.S.  “Under The Dome” from great to “dog butt scoot carpet stain” in four weeks. It took “Lost” six seasons to ruin the rug that was my senses. Congrats, Under the Dumb. You are the Oreck Vacuum of suck.

The Amazing Spider-Man [REVIEW]

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Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, The Amazing Spider-Man, Marvel, Marc Webb, james Vanderbilt, Alvin Sargent, Steve Kloves, Stan Lee, Steve Ditko, Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, Rhys Ifans, Denis Leary, Martin Sheen, Sally Field, Imfan Khan, Campbell Scott, Embeth DAvidtz, Chris Zylka, Max Charles, C. Thomas Howell, jake Keiffer, Kari Coleman, Michael Barra, Leif Gantvoort, Andy Pessca, Hannah Marks, Kelsey Chow, Kevin McCorkle, Andy Gladbach, Ring Hendricks-Tellefsen, Barbara Eve Harris, Danielle Burgio, Tom Waite, Tom Waits, Keith Campbell, Steve DeCastro, Jill Flint, Mark Daughterty, Milton Gonzalez, Skyler Gisondo, Charlie DePew, Jacob Rodier, Vincent Laresca, Damien Lemon, Ty Upshaw, James Chen, Alexander Bedria, Tia Texada, Jay Caputo, John Burke, Terry Bozeman, Jennifer Lyons, Michael Massee, Amber Stevens, David Beckett, Chad Bennett, Max Bogner, Bryan Boone, Teena Byrd, Kam Dabrowski, Patrick Alan Davis, ken Edling, Miles Elliot, Jeffrey Fox, Bryan Friday, Stephanie Gould Shashawnee Hall, Olivia Hoff, Hanna Lloyd, Amanda MacDonald, Jeremy McLain, Maury Morgan, Anthony Del Negro, Michael Papajohn, Annie Parisse, Salomon Passariello, Alan Pietruszewski, Roy Pollack, Michael Remmes, John Scruti, Eric Silver, Andrea Sixtos, Chris Smith, Kelly Southerland, Megan Taylor, Gavin Bryson Thompson, Chris Vaina, Corinne Vien, George F. Wilson, Avi Arad, Michael Grillo, Kyla Kraman, Beatriz Sequeira, Matthew Tolmach, Pamela Oas Williams, Laura Ziskin, James Horner, John Schwartzman, Alan Edward Bell, Michael McCusker, Pietro Scalia, Francine Maisler, J. Michael Riva, Page Buckner, Kym Barrett, Vic Armstrong, Audrey Clark, Christina Fong, Richard Graves, David Kelley, Colin Markowitz, Cathleen McFadyen, Kendall Nichols, Jennifer Roberts, Eric Sherman, Woodrow Travers, Jonathan Watson, Steve Windle, Mark DeSimone, Simon Diggins, Kimberly Harris, Howard London, Sarah Monat, Ric Schnupp, Robert Troy, Andy Armstrong, Nina Armstrong, Jill Brown, Shane Daniels, Gary Davis, Zac henry, Samuel Le, James Peyton, Rich Rutherford, Alexander Smith, Tom Bryon Weiss, Michael Cioni, Jennifer Vecchiarello, Jim Passon, John Armstrong, Sandy DeCrescent, Gina Zimmitti, Kalie Acheson, Armando Alarcon, Alexis Alexander, Raci Alexander, jampier Arias, Laurie Arnow-Epstein, Ben Burke, Miles Burke, Trisha Burton, Richard Bizenza, Deb Cole, Theodore Collatos, Deliana Daskalova, Frank Dauro, Jon DeSimone, Lisa Dietrick, Michele Etges, jacob Head, George Hrico, C.J. Laursen, Alison Li, Ahmed Lucan, Justin Mickelson, Lauren Mizenko, Jessi Moore, Kyle Morrison, Cameron Morton, Kyle Musselman, Tien Nguyen, Sandy O'Neill, Bobby Ravanshenas, Kevin Ronan, Sheila Sawhny, Leslie Zak, Joshua Williams, Warren WhitmoreThe Amazing Spider-Man

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Reboot.

I have the confusion.

What have there the meaning for this?

Example:  Take something that was cool.  And made money by the crap load.  Say “this is too old for the liking – who will understand the oldness?”  Say, “how can more crap loads of money can be milked if already the thing is owned by the kids?”

Reboot!

So, ten years after the Spider-Man now is new Spider-Man (amazing!) is all up in the cinemas!

Money must be made, the good must be good again, what is old is now new (and is for the cash to be had – thanks for the consistency,Hollywood!).

REBOOT!!!

Spider-Man is now The Amazing Spider-Man.

Already better.

AMAZING!!!

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, The Amazing Spider-Man, Marvel, Marc Webb, james Vanderbilt, Alvin Sargent, Steve Kloves, Stan Lee, Steve Ditko, Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, Rhys Ifans, Denis Leary, Martin Sheen, Sally Field, Imfan Khan, Campbell Scott, Embeth DAvidtz, Chris Zylka, Max Charles, C. Thomas Howell, jake Keiffer, Kari Coleman, Michael Barra, Leif Gantvoort, Andy Pessca, Hannah Marks, Kelsey Chow, Kevin McCorkle, Andy Gladbach, Ring Hendricks-Tellefsen, Barbara Eve Harris, Danielle Burgio, Tom Waite, Tom Waits, Keith Campbell, Steve DeCastro, Jill Flint, Mark Daughterty, Milton Gonzalez, Skyler Gisondo, Charlie DePew, Jacob Rodier, Vincent Laresca, Damien Lemon, Ty Upshaw, James Chen, Alexander Bedria, Tia Texada, Jay Caputo, John Burke, Terry Bozeman, Jennifer Lyons, Michael Massee, Amber Stevens, David Beckett, Chad Bennett, Max Bogner, Bryan Boone, Teena Byrd, Kam Dabrowski, Patrick Alan Davis, ken Edling, Miles Elliot, Jeffrey Fox, Bryan Friday, Stephanie Gould Shashawnee Hall, Olivia Hoff, Hanna Lloyd, Amanda MacDonald, Jeremy McLain, Maury Morgan, Anthony Del Negro, Michael Papajohn, Annie Parisse, Salomon Passariello, Alan Pietruszewski, Roy Pollack, Michael Remmes, John Scruti, Eric Silver, Andrea Sixtos, Chris Smith, Kelly Southerland, Megan Taylor, Gavin Bryson Thompson, Chris Vaina, Corinne Vien, George F. Wilson, Avi Arad, Michael Grillo, Kyla Kraman, Beatriz Sequeira, Matthew Tolmach, Pamela Oas Williams, Laura Ziskin, James Horner, John Schwartzman, Alan Edward Bell, Michael McCusker, Pietro Scalia, Francine Maisler, J. Michael Riva, Page Buckner, Kym Barrett, Vic Armstrong, Audrey Clark, Christina Fong, Richard Graves, David Kelley, Colin Markowitz, Cathleen McFadyen, Kendall Nichols, Jennifer Roberts, Eric Sherman, Woodrow Travers, Jonathan Watson, Steve Windle, Mark DeSimone, Simon Diggins, Kimberly Harris, Howard London, Sarah Monat, Ric Schnupp, Robert Troy, Andy Armstrong, Nina Armstrong, Jill Brown, Shane Daniels, Gary Davis, Zac henry, Samuel Le, James Peyton, Rich Rutherford, Alexander Smith, Tom Bryon Weiss, Michael Cioni, Jennifer Vecchiarello, Jim Passon, John Armstrong, Sandy DeCrescent, Gina Zimmitti, Kalie Acheson, Armando Alarcon, Alexis Alexander, Raci Alexander, jampier Arias, Laurie Arnow-Epstein, Ben Burke, Miles Burke, Trisha Burton, Richard Bizenza, Deb Cole, Theodore Collatos, Deliana Daskalova, Frank Dauro, Jon DeSimone, Lisa Dietrick, Michele Etges, jacob Head, George Hrico, C.J. Laursen, Alison Li, Ahmed Lucan, Justin Mickelson, Lauren Mizenko, Jessi Moore, Kyle Morrison, Cameron Morton, Kyle Musselman, Tien Nguyen, Sandy O'Neill, Bobby Ravanshenas, Kevin Ronan, Sheila Sawhny, Leslie Zak, Joshua Williams, Warren WhitmoreSome is different, some the same.

Most the same, really.

How?

Spider-Man.  Tobey Maguire.  Real nerd. Only cool with the spider juice flowing in the veins.

Andrew Garfield.  Tormented.  Could be cool without spider juice, but gets the juice bitten just the same.

Torment!  Angst!  It is the suck to have superpowers.

Bad guy. Still green.  But different.  English dude (Rhys Ifans) is not as a creeper as the Willem Defoe.  But, other than the John Malkovich, no one is the creeper as Defoe.

No Malkovich in “The Amazing Spider-Man.”

Damn.  Maybe the next reboot (mark the calendar 10 years in the future).

Girlfriend.  Emma Stone is the hotness for the Spider-Guy at this time.  It was, in before the reboot, Kirsten Dunst.

Stone has a lisp.

Dunst gave us her boobies in “Melancholia.”

We can – only for the hoping – wish that now in the future Emma Stone boobs will be for the seeing, drooling, and then the wanting.  To touch.  In reality.

Soon. Please.

Oh.  And they’re tied.

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Denis Leary is angry.  Every character laid on by Leary is angry.  Some less.  Some more.  All angry.  Angry, angry, angry.  J.K. Simmons?  Loveable.  Gruff.  Sometimes angry.

Wow, he has a range for something other than his one note!  He wins this one.

Plot?  Really?

Nerd gets bit by the spider juice.  Gets powers that are so cool.

Crazy scientist somehow with the family entangles and death and sad and Peter needs an ass to kick.

And a cute chick.

Sub-plot.  Big fight!  Spider-Man wins again – and learns a lesson.

Some kind of lesson.  I forget (damn you, kossu!).

One thumb is up for “The Amazing Spider-Man.”  The other thumb can’t figure why I’m seeing what I just saw in the past.

But I get it.

Money.

Do you have the brain knowledge the Harry Potter movies are now 11 years old?  Get on it Hollywood!

The shit-pile of money made by those make the embarrassment on Spider-Man.

Reboot now!

Reboot Harry Potter!

Or not.  Assholes.

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P.S.  New “Glee Project” tonight!  Predictions:  Crying, “this is so important to me”, “no one understands what I’m going through”, “this is my life!”, crying, yelling, singing, “this is my only shot”, flirting, then gay Ryan Murphy saying a cliché, then more crying, and song.  I cannot wait!  My bong is full…

Captain America: The First Avenger [REVIEW]

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Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Captain America: The First Avenger, Marvel, Paramount, Brad Grey, Joe Johnston, Christopher Markus, Stephen McFeely, Joe Simon, Jack Kirby, Stan Lee, Chris Evans, Hayley Atwell, Sebastian Stan, Tommy Lee Jones, Hugo Weaving, Dominic Cooper, Richard Armitage, Stanley Tucci, Samuel L. Jackson, Toby Jones, Neal McDonough, Derek Luke, Kenneth Choi, JJ Feild, Bruno Ricci, Lex Shrapnel, Michael Brandon, Martin Sherman, Natalie Dormer, Oscar Pearce, William Hope, Nicholas Pinnock, Marek Oravec, David Bradley, Leander Deeny, Sam Hoare, Simon Kunz, Kieran O'Connor, Jenna-Louise Coleman, Sophie Colquhoun, Doug Cockle, Ben Batt, Mollie Fitzgerald, Damon Driver, David McKail, Amanda Walker, Richard Freeman, Katherine Press, Sergio Corvino, Marcello Marascalchi, Vincent Montuel, Fabrizio Santino, Maxwell Newman, Anatole Taubman, Jan Pohl, Erich Redman, Rosanna Hoult, Naomi Slights, Kristy Mather, Megan Sanderson, Darren Simpson, Fernanda Toker, Laura Haddock, James Payton, Ronan Raftery, Nick Hendrix, Luke Allen-Gale, Jack Gordon, Ben Uttley, Kevin Millington, Patrick Monckeberg, Peter Stark, Amanda Righetti, Victoria Alonso, Mitchell Bell, Mike Bodkin, Stephen Broussard, Louis D'Esposito, Kevin Feige, Alan Fine, Nigel Gostelow, Amir Madani, David Maisel, Dan Masciarelli, Richard Whelan, Alan Silvestri, Shelly Johnson, Robert Dalva, Jeffrey Ford, Sarah Finn, Richard Heinrichs, Neal Callow, John Bush, Helen Barrett, Lori Berlanga, Sam Breckman, Adam Teeuw, Suzie Wiesmann, Thomas Alibone, Glen Carroll, Laurie Deuters, Alexandra Jordan, Carolyn Milner, George Nelson, Jonathan Taylor, Richard Whelan, Alex Hunter, Mark Appleby, Scott Millan, Charles Adcock, Gareth Wingrove, Ian Wingrove, Aaron Perry, Jonathan Ames, Steen Young, Marcus Young, Jeanette Agaronoff, Clare Aldington, Alexis Auditore, Dave Been, Billy Budd, Daniel-Konrad Cooper, Mollie Fitzgerald, Sean Flynn, Ryan Hamelin, Trinh TranCaptain America: The First Avenger

With With, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

Back on the good old days as a new superhero epic didn’t look on film screens apparently every other week, film producers used to satisfy we, us, the public with nothing more than bare exhibitionism.

Now they are just a bore.

Or am I exhausted (thanks for the tired, Transformers)?

Captain America: The First Avenger has strong opening times, a noble execution for sure.

Unfortunately they cannot this standard of the quality support and into crappy melodrama in the last hour ignore (if you can stay awake – yet so loud, how can you sleep?).

This is a dishonor, because a world-striking film of the Captain America could have caused indisputable momentum (my new superhero name!) for The Avengers.

Unfortunately, it is to be not.

Which we have here something I condemn to be underneath the average film, by choppy drawing up and the characters of one dimension (more on this later).

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Captain America: The First Avenger, Marvel, Paramount, Brad Grey, Joe Johnston, Christopher Markus, Stephen McFeely, Joe Simon, Jack Kirby, Stan Lee, Chris Evans, Hayley Atwell, Sebastian Stan, Tommy Lee Jones, Hugo Weaving, Dominic Cooper, Richard Armitage, Stanley Tucci, Samuel L. Jackson, Toby Jones, Neal McDonough, Derek Luke, Kenneth Choi, JJ Feild, Bruno Ricci, Lex Shrapnel, Michael Brandon, Martin Sherman, Natalie Dormer, Oscar Pearce, William Hope, Nicholas Pinnock, Marek Oravec, David Bradley, Leander Deeny, Sam Hoare, Simon Kunz, Kieran O'Connor, Jenna-Louise Coleman, Sophie Colquhoun, Doug Cockle, Ben Batt, Mollie Fitzgerald, Damon Driver, David McKail, Amanda Walker, Richard Freeman, Katherine Press, Sergio Corvino, Marcello Marascalchi, Vincent Montuel, Fabrizio Santino, Maxwell Newman, Anatole Taubman, Jan Pohl, Erich Redman, Rosanna Hoult, Naomi Slights, Kristy Mather, Megan Sanderson, Darren Simpson, Fernanda Toker, Laura Haddock, James Payton, Ronan Raftery, Nick Hendrix, Luke Allen-Gale, Jack Gordon, Ben Uttley, Kevin Millington, Patrick Monckeberg, Peter Stark, Amanda Righetti, Victoria Alonso, Mitchell Bell, Mike Bodkin, Stephen Broussard, Louis D'Esposito, Kevin Feige, Alan Fine, Nigel Gostelow, Amir Madani, David Maisel, Dan Masciarelli, Richard Whelan, Alan Silvestri, Shelly Johnson, Robert Dalva, Jeffrey Ford, Sarah Finn, Richard Heinrichs, Neal Callow, John Bush, Helen Barrett, Lori Berlanga, Sam Breckman, Adam Teeuw, Suzie Wiesmann, Thomas Alibone, Glen Carroll, Laurie Deuters, Alexandra Jordan, Carolyn Milner, George Nelson, Jonathan Taylor, Richard Whelan, Alex Hunter, Mark Appleby, Scott Millan, Charles Adcock, Gareth Wingrove, Ian Wingrove, Aaron Perry, Jonathan Ames, Steen Young, Marcus Young, Jeanette Agaronoff, Clare Aldington, Alexis Auditore, Dave Been, Billy Budd, Daniel-Konrad Cooper, Mollie Fitzgerald, Sean Flynn, Ryan Hamelin, Trinh TranThus it goes.

As Thor early in the season, Captain America: The First Avenger is requested, in order to do a terrible lot.  And that is to explain to us the origin of a Marvel Comics guy, who we don’t know – also to his friends, the family and the sidekicks, then place it in world saving an adventure to the exhibition.

And more!

Suggest a point of romance and prepare for its inevitable sequels as part of the next years studio profits generator, known as The Avengers.  Ka-ching!

Chris Evans plays as Steve Rogers – a child of Brooklyn, would like so much his country to serve, and would like the leading role to beat the Nazis in the Second World War (and in the face).

Unfortunately he’s a small guy – with many physical problems, thus Rogers is deemed unsuitable – he even tries to register several times under different names and with different physicians completely around New York.

This has gotten the attention of Dr. Abraham Erskine (Stanley Tucci) – a mysterious scientist working with defense contractor Howard Stark (Domenic Cooper), American Colonel Chester Phillips (Tommy Lee Jones) and British agent Peggy Carter (Hayley Atwell) to develop a medical procedure to turn everyday soldiers into super soldiers.

In Finland, we call these push-ups.

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He best serves it by not being in a movie as lousy as The Green Hornet but that is not too hard.

Well, he becomes Captain America.

Who wouldn’t?

Most badly of all, Captain America: The First Avenger we get like two films, which are in one smashed.

We could have been with the first part of the film contently, with the Rogers and his abilities discovered and prove ourselves, a hero to be, but director Joe Johnston and the writing team believed to the necessity to go back and start a whole again other plotline over Nazi badasses, which tries to stand for one even still more bad leader than Hitler (what?!?) bent on world domination, Johann Schmidt (Hugo Weaving).

Is this Captain America nemesis number one?  Better to save him for the upcoming sequel movie.  This one is too long.

So, I give one drooping thumb.

Movie is in 3D, too bad script arrived in 2D – which is still 1D better than the acting!

Sad face for me.

Sad face for Captain America: The First Avenger.

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X-Men: First Class [REVIEW]

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With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

I can declare X-Men: First Class the best since the mutant melee X2!  Is this saying much?  What?

As direct by Matthew Vaughn (Layer Cake and The Stepping Donkey – as well as the stupid Kick Ass), this prequel is chaotic and baggy and too long, but watchable often funny strange, and occasionally a flash of cold steel.

It’s the Swinging 60s’ and telepathic brainbox Charles Xavier (James McAvoy) and his shape-shifting pal Raven (a blue colored sexpot Jennifer Lawrence – seen recently but much less hot in “Winter’s Bone”) are coming to terms with their mutant powers.

Contacted by CIA operatives Moira MacTaggert (Rose Byrne), who is tracking maleable mutant mastermind Sebastian Shaw (Kevin Bacon from “Footloose”), Xavier agrees to share his expertise on Mutation.

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As Lehnsherr’s activities put him on Xavier’s radar, the boffin manages to convince the magnetic avenger to join the team of mutants he’s assembling to take Shaw down.

Yes!

Using technology devised by the genius mutant Hank McCoy (Nicolas Hoult), the duo begin to recruit and train a gifted crop of youngsters and as Shaw unleashes a devilish scheme to wipe out mankind, it’s up to these ‘X-Men’ to save the day.

What?

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As X-Men creator Stan Lee has always maintained, Xavier and Lehnsherr are based on Martin Luther King and Malcolm X, setting the tale at the height of the American civil rights movement is something of a master-stroke.

It also allow the director Vaughn to indulge in some far out 60s’ referencing, from depicting Lehnsherr as a smooth 007-style assassin to setting the action-packed finish against the backdrop of the Cuban Missile Crisis.

Scripted on high by Vaughn’s Kick-Ass collaborator Jane Goldman, it’s ironic that’s the most youth-orientated X-Men adventure is as well the most adult.  What?

Along with startlingly effective moments of violence and a slinky sexiness that’s likely to leave comic book nerds needing a lie down, there’s even the dropping of a well-timed F-bomb in a priceless cameo.

X-Men films have always been about the strength of the ensemble cast, and Vaughn has put together a fine group of young actors who work together with an easy charm and restless unease; Hoult and Lawrence’s (wow, that girl!) tentative romance being particularly effective.

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Jason Flemyng’s teleporting terror Azazel is scary enough to ensure the bad guys are satisfyingly formidable.

Capturing the spirit of the previous films without desperately struggling to achieve continuity with the theme, Vaughn portrays these familiar characters with honesty and gives them a strong origin story.

That rings true, nodding to past installments, without being overly reverent.

Unfortunately, it’s some wobbly CGI reminiscent of the disappointing X-Men Origins: Wolverine, and a rushed speed that prevents First Class from being the superhero equivalent of JJ Abrams’s Star Trek reboot fantastic.

With an extra six months in post-production and a less ramshackle edit, this easily must have been the best X-Men movie ever.

It is very close regardless, and its forms of Professor X downing a yard of ale for chatting up the girls down the pub has classic scene for the ages written all over it.

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Thor

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Dear readers, as I am still under the weather – and still getting used to living in sunny (too sunny) and beautiful (too beautiful) Los Angeles – I am happy to, once again, allow Kimmo Mustonenen to write a guest review.  Here is Kimmo with a very brilliant take on Hollywood’s newest 3D blockbuster – THOR!  Go, Kimmo…  Go!

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By Kimmo Mustonenen

The film follows the powerful but arrogant warrior Thor, who is diagnosed from hubris at the beginning of the film.  When he puts the entire Asgard in danger as he becomes manliest and refers to the earth in which he loses all his powers and becomes merely a human being again.

To begin with, I think that Thor was a very entertaining action movie, not too many working one-liners that otherwise very often seen in American action movies.  The leading role in Thor played by Chris Hemsworth is a relatively new actress with not too many films under his belt, some may recognize him from the Star Trek movie?  Or A Perfect Getaway?  The role of the arrogant Thor is he doing well in all cases and is looking forward to see when he takes the role of Thor again in the upcoming movie The Avengers.

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Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kenneth Branagh, Ashley Miller, Zack Stentz, Don Payne, J. Michael Straczynski, Mark Protosevich, Stan Lee, Larry Lieber, Jack Kirby, Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman, Tom Hiddleston, Anthony Hopkins, Stellan Skarsgard, Kat Dennings, Clark Gregg, Idris Elba, Colm Feore, Ray Stevenson, Tadanobu Asano, Josh Dallas, Jaimie Alexander, Rene Russo, Adriana Barraza, Maximiliano Hernandez, Richard Cetrone, Darren Kendrick, Joshua Cox, Justice Smith, Joseph Gatt, Luke Massy, Matthew David Ducey, Jason Camp, Buddy Sosthand, Blake Silver, Jamie McShane, Dale Godboldo, Patrick O'Brien Demsey, Jim Palmer, Seth Coltan, Ryan Schaefer, Matt Battaglia, Joel McCrary, Isaac Kappy, Juliet Lopez, Rob Mars, Carrie Lazar, Harley Graham, Alexander Wright, Hilary Pringle, Shawn-Caulin Young, Kinsey McLean, Kelly Hawthorne, Dakota Goyo, Ted Allpress, Samuel L. Jackson, Jeremy Renner, Victoria Alonso, Mike Bodkin, Louis D'Esposito, Kevin Feige, Debra James, Craig Kyle, David Maisel, Patricia Whitcher, Patrick Doyle, Haris Zambarloukos, Paul Rubell, Sarah Finn, Bo Welch, Pierre Buffin, Debra James, Ben Grayson, Grit MenzzerThen, we must not forget the wise Anthony Hopkins, who may assume the role of Odin in the film, however, he is active only barely half the movie.  But he takes the role of the strict parent who just wants best for their children very well, much better than he did with his role in the film The Rite.  Last and almost least, has Stellan Skarsgård a role in the movie Thor, not the biggest but not the least, he played Eric Selva in the film is friends with Natalie Portman’s character.

One last thing about film is that it really did not need to be in 3D, there is nothing in the film directly, which brings together a “wowie” feeling just because it is 3D.

In my opinion, was the movie where as good if not better without 3D.  So you went and saw the movie, arrived late and tell me what you thought?  Was it good?  Lived it up to your expectations?  Was it necessary that the film was in 3D?

Please comment!

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