Dawn of the Planet of the Apes With Wit, Reviewed by Kimmo Mustonenen Times are things that make men weep. Most men. Not Finns. We are not the weeping types for being told “no” to World Cupping. They let the Swedes (bastards) World Cup. More…
Godzilla With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Godzilla. GodZIRRA. Big em-effin’ lizard. I am so with the exciting. As a baby Finn, in Finland, I saw him. “T.V. Scary So That You Pee Pants and Poop Young Children” horror Night Theater was on the television…
The Master With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen I was audited. Not by the sucking of blood monsters – the IRS assholes. That is numbers. Easy are the numbers. No. They tried to audit my brain stem. Walking down Hollywood Boulevard see the hotness. She stands,…