Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind the Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, The Master, Paul Thomas Anderson, Joaquin Phoenix, Price Carson, Mike Howard, Sarah Shoshana David, Bruce Goodchild, Matt Hering, Dan Anderson, Andrew Koponen, Jeffrey W. Jenkins, Patrick Biggs, Ryan Curtis, Jay Laurence, Abraxas Adams, Tina Bruna, Kevin Hudnell, Hunter Craig, Ryder Craig, Rodion Salnikov, Emily Gilliam, Kody Klein, Amy Ferguson, W. Earl Brown, Frank Bettag, Ariel Felix, Vladimir Velasco, John Mark Reyes, Brian Fong, Diane Corteio, Leonida A. Bautista, Myma De Dios, Katie Boland, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Amy Adams, Jesse Plemons, Ambyr Childers, Rami Malek, Lrelei Hoey, Martin Dew, JOshua Close, Jillian Bell, Kevin J. WAlsh, Lena Endre, Madisen Beaty, William O'Brien, Kevin J. O'Connor, Patty McCormack, Mimi Cozzens, Zan Overall, Barbara Brownell, Brady Rubin, Jill Andre, Brigitte Hagerman, Charley MOrgan, Christopher Evan Welch, Laura Dern, Barlow Jacobs, Gigi Benson, Liz Clare, Fiona Dourif, Audrey Finer, Rose Fox, Baily Hopkins, Mari Kearney, Sarah Klaren, Ally Johnson, Brittany Kilcoyne McGregor, LaRain Ring, David Warshofsky, Kimberly Ables Jindra, Theo Crisell, Thomas Knickerbocker, Eban Schletter, Scott Rodgers, Melora Walters, Emily Jordan, Amanda Caryn Jobbins, Olivia Rosemarie Barham, Napoleon Ryan, Jennifer Neala Page, Olesya Grushko, Christine Ames, Robert Amico, James Barbour, Brian Bell, Matt Bingham, Bill Blair, Denis Boulankine, Dan Brown, Phillip Caires, Jonathan Carr, Cabran E. Chamberlain, Steve Chapman, Aaron B.W. Collins, Nick Corvello, Zachary Culbertson, Thomas Dalby, Andy Dale, Josh Fadem, Aaron Farb, Sommer Fehmel, Jasmine Fletcher, Joe Foley, Shannon Freyer, Martin Gagen, Kerry Goodwin, David Alan HOdges, Courtney Howard, Dale Richard Howard, Brian Jagger, Christina Jo'Leigh, Keenan Johnston, Franklin Dennis Jones, Veronika Kurshinskaya, Terry Lane, Fernando Lara, Mark Lavell, Darren Le Gallo, Paul Lovergle, Josh Margulies, Carl Marino, Dennis Mattai, John Mawson, Ray Medved, Jesse Muick, Lourdes Nadres, Rene Napoli, Stephane Nicoli, Andrew Nitzke, Jefferson Nogueira, Brendan Norman, Montgomery Paulsen, Allen Pontes, Heather Power, Mike Jerome Putnam, Jeff Rankin, Raul Reformina, Jonathan Retamoza-Davila, Linda Revelli, Alexandra Tejeda Rieloff, Mark Roman, Venessa Ross, Timothy D. Rossi, Franklin Ruehl, Dylan Saccoccio, Andrew Schlessinger, Joseph R. Scott, Matthew Skomo, Bradley E. Smith, Jesse Soares, Ame Starr, Kate Stewart, Thomas W. Stewart, Kellog Stover, Michael A. Templeton, John H. Tobin, Najarra Townsend, Ian Trottier, Ken Venzke, Bryan Westfall, Steven Wiig, Megan Ellison, Daniel Lupi, Ted Schipper, JoAnne Sellar, Adam Somner, Jonny Greenwood, Mihai Malamare, Leslie Jones, Peter McNulty, David Crank, Jack Fisk, Amy Wells, Mark Bridges, Eric Richard Lasko, Trevor Tavares, Wainani Young-Tomich, Mel Barries, Paul Belenardo, Brad Bell, Taryn Benesta, Tracy Browne, Jessica Cole, Jane Cottrell, Demelza Cronin, Grace de Kelaita, Martin Dorsch, Jay Flloyd, Taylor Gerrity, Jillian Giacomini, Camille Goldberg, Grant Grabowski, Laura Herrington, Angela Higley, Paula Lima, Matthew Milan, Benedict Noero, Karen Ramirez, Lindsay Rodger, Rafael Sanz, David Weber, Nicholas Wede-Massimo, Ryan Young, Jean Fen Yu

The Master [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind the Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, The Master, Paul Thomas Anderson, Joaquin Phoenix, Price Carson, Mike Howard, Sarah Shoshana David, Bruce Goodchild, Matt Hering, Dan Anderson, Andrew Koponen, Jeffrey W. Jenkins, Patrick Biggs, Ryan Curtis, Jay Laurence, Abraxas Adams, Tina Bruna, Kevin Hudnell, Hunter Craig, Ryder Craig, Rodion Salnikov, Emily Gilliam, Kody Klein, Amy Ferguson, W. Earl Brown, Frank Bettag, Ariel Felix, Vladimir Velasco, John Mark Reyes, Brian Fong, Diane Corteio, Leonida A. Bautista, Myma De Dios, Katie Boland, Philip Seymour Hoffman,  Amy Adams, Jesse Plemons, Ambyr Childers, Rami Malek, Lrelei Hoey, Martin Dew, JOshua Close, Jillian Bell, Kevin J. WAlsh, Lena Endre, Madisen Beaty, William O'Brien, Kevin J. O'Connor, Patty McCormack, Mimi Cozzens, Zan Overall, Barbara Brownell, Brady Rubin, Jill Andre, Brigitte Hagerman, Charley MOrgan, Christopher Evan Welch, Laura Dern, Barlow Jacobs, Gigi Benson, Liz Clare, Fiona Dourif, Audrey Finer, Rose Fox, Baily Hopkins, Mari Kearney, Sarah Klaren, Ally Johnson, Brittany Kilcoyne McGregor, LaRain Ring, David Warshofsky, Kimberly Ables Jindra, Theo Crisell, Thomas Knickerbocker, Eban Schletter, Scott Rodgers, Melora Walters, Emily Jordan, Amanda Caryn Jobbins, Olivia Rosemarie Barham, Napoleon Ryan, Jennifer Neala Page, Olesya Grushko, Christine Ames, Robert Amico, James Barbour, Brian Bell, Matt Bingham, Bill Blair, Denis Boulankine, Dan Brown, Phillip Caires, Jonathan Carr, Cabran E. Chamberlain, Steve Chapman, Aaron B.W. Collins, Nick Corvello, Zachary Culbertson, Thomas Dalby, Andy Dale, Josh Fadem, Aaron Farb, Sommer Fehmel, Jasmine Fletcher, Joe Foley, Shannon Freyer, Martin Gagen, Kerry Goodwin, David Alan HOdges, Courtney Howard, Dale Richard Howard, Brian Jagger, Christina Jo'Leigh, Keenan Johnston, Franklin Dennis Jones, Veronika Kurshinskaya, Terry Lane, Fernando Lara, Mark Lavell, Darren Le Gallo, Paul Lovergle, Josh Margulies, Carl Marino, Dennis Mattai, John Mawson, Ray Medved, Jesse Muick, Lourdes Nadres, Rene Napoli, Stephane Nicoli, Andrew Nitzke, Jefferson Nogueira, Brendan Norman, Montgomery Paulsen, Allen Pontes, Heather Power, Mike Jerome Putnam, Jeff Rankin, Raul Reformina, Jonathan Retamoza-Davila, Linda Revelli, Alexandra Tejeda Rieloff, Mark Roman, Venessa Ross, Timothy D. Rossi, Franklin Ruehl, Dylan Saccoccio, Andrew Schlessinger, Joseph R. Scott, Matthew Skomo, Bradley E. Smith, Jesse Soares, Ame Starr, Kate Stewart, Thomas W. Stewart, Kellog Stover, Michael A. Templeton, John H. Tobin, Najarra Townsend, Ian Trottier, Ken Venzke, Bryan Westfall, Steven Wiig, Megan Ellison, Daniel Lupi, Ted Schipper, JoAnne Sellar, Adam Somner, Jonny Greenwood, Mihai Malamare, Leslie Jones, Peter McNulty, David Crank, Jack Fisk, Amy Wells, Mark Bridges, Eric Richard Lasko, Trevor Tavares, Wainani Young-Tomich, Mel Barries, Paul Belenardo, Brad Bell, Taryn Benesta, Tracy Browne, Jessica Cole, Jane Cottrell, Demelza Cronin, Grace de Kelaita, Martin Dorsch, Jay Flloyd, Taylor Gerrity, Jillian Giacomini, Camille Goldberg, Grant Grabowski, Laura Herrington, Angela Higley, Paula Lima, Matthew Milan, Benedict Noero, Karen Ramirez, Lindsay Rodger, Rafael Sanz, David Weber, Nicholas Wede-Massimo, Ryan Young, Jean Fen YuThe Master

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

I was audited.

Not by the sucking of blood monsters – the IRS assholes.

That is numbers.

Easy are the numbers.  No.

They tried to audit my brain stem.

Walking down Hollywood Boulevard see the hotness. She stands, nearly perfect, handing out a tiny paper for the handing out.

“Free auditing” it says.

“Go further into the Hollywood heart” or something like that. I cannot resist her boobishness (they were magnificent).

So I go. Free audit is cool!

They give me a “Test of Your Personality” instead.

I hold “the cans.”

My mind cries “what the fuck?” but it is too late.

I can be a better man, if only I have the money.

I will never get near perfect handing out of paper girl. She was the meat to attract this Finnish bear-man (not gay bear, you may understand my mouth from brain thoughts, or not).

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind the Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, The Master, Paul Thomas Anderson, Joaquin Phoenix, Price Carson, Mike Howard, Sarah Shoshana David, Bruce Goodchild, Matt Hering, Dan Anderson, Andrew Koponen, Jeffrey W. Jenkins, Patrick Biggs, Ryan Curtis, Jay Laurence, Abraxas Adams, Tina Bruna, Kevin Hudnell, Hunter Craig, Ryder Craig, Rodion Salnikov, Emily Gilliam, Kody Klein, Amy Ferguson, W. Earl Brown, Frank Bettag, Ariel Felix, Vladimir Velasco, John Mark Reyes, Brian Fong, Diane Corteio, Leonida A. Bautista, Myma De Dios, Katie Boland, Philip Seymour Hoffman,  Amy Adams, Jesse Plemons, Ambyr Childers, Rami Malek, Lrelei Hoey, Martin Dew, JOshua Close, Jillian Bell, Kevin J. WAlsh, Lena Endre, Madisen Beaty, William O'Brien, Kevin J. O'Connor, Patty McCormack, Mimi Cozzens, Zan Overall, Barbara Brownell, Brady Rubin, Jill Andre, Brigitte Hagerman, Charley MOrgan, Christopher Evan Welch, Laura Dern, Barlow Jacobs, Gigi Benson, Liz Clare, Fiona Dourif, Audrey Finer, Rose Fox, Baily Hopkins, Mari Kearney, Sarah Klaren, Ally Johnson, Brittany Kilcoyne McGregor, LaRain Ring, David Warshofsky, Kimberly Ables Jindra, Theo Crisell, Thomas Knickerbocker, Eban Schletter, Scott Rodgers, Melora Walters, Emily Jordan, Amanda Caryn Jobbins, Olivia Rosemarie Barham, Napoleon Ryan, Jennifer Neala Page, Olesya Grushko, Christine Ames, Robert Amico, James Barbour, Brian Bell, Matt Bingham, Bill Blair, Denis Boulankine, Dan Brown, Phillip Caires, Jonathan Carr, Cabran E. Chamberlain, Steve Chapman, Aaron B.W. Collins, Nick Corvello, Zachary Culbertson, Thomas Dalby, Andy Dale, Josh Fadem, Aaron Farb, Sommer Fehmel, Jasmine Fletcher, Joe Foley, Shannon Freyer, Martin Gagen, Kerry Goodwin, David Alan HOdges, Courtney Howard, Dale Richard Howard, Brian Jagger, Christina Jo'Leigh, Keenan Johnston, Franklin Dennis Jones, Veronika Kurshinskaya, Terry Lane, Fernando Lara, Mark Lavell, Darren Le Gallo, Paul Lovergle, Josh Margulies, Carl Marino, Dennis Mattai, John Mawson, Ray Medved, Jesse Muick, Lourdes Nadres, Rene Napoli, Stephane Nicoli, Andrew Nitzke, Jefferson Nogueira, Brendan Norman, Montgomery Paulsen, Allen Pontes, Heather Power, Mike Jerome Putnam, Jeff Rankin, Raul Reformina, Jonathan Retamoza-Davila, Linda Revelli, Alexandra Tejeda Rieloff, Mark Roman, Venessa Ross, Timothy D. Rossi, Franklin Ruehl, Dylan Saccoccio, Andrew Schlessinger, Joseph R. Scott, Matthew Skomo, Bradley E. Smith, Jesse Soares, Ame Starr, Kate Stewart, Thomas W. Stewart, Kellog Stover, Michael A. Templeton, John H. Tobin, Najarra Townsend, Ian Trottier, Ken Venzke, Bryan Westfall, Steven Wiig, Megan Ellison, Daniel Lupi, Ted Schipper, JoAnne Sellar, Adam Somner, Jonny Greenwood, Mihai Malamare, Leslie Jones, Peter McNulty, David Crank, Jack Fisk, Amy Wells, Mark Bridges, Eric Richard Lasko, Trevor Tavares, Wainani Young-Tomich, Mel Barries, Paul Belenardo, Brad Bell, Taryn Benesta, Tracy Browne, Jessica Cole, Jane Cottrell, Demelza Cronin, Grace de Kelaita, Martin Dorsch, Jay Flloyd, Taylor Gerrity, Jillian Giacomini, Camille Goldberg, Grant Grabowski, Laura Herrington, Angela Higley, Paula Lima, Matthew Milan, Benedict Noero, Karen Ramirez, Lindsay Rodger, Rafael Sanz, David Weber, Nicholas Wede-Massimo, Ryan Young, Jean Fen YuI become aware of the thought that I’m surrounded by Scientologists.

Son of a bitch.

To them I lived 75 million years ago (thank you, internet research! You saved me millions of dollars!).

Xenu – the asshole of the story brings me to Earth flying on a 1950s Earth plane.

OK.

Then into a volcano, like a virgin whose meat curtains are intact, I am flung.

Then the bombing of the nuclear stuff.  Boom!

We are all dead and floaty in space. Ghosts of space. Until onto bodies we cling, like ticks, or whores in Vegas with the money to make.

If I give up Kossu and the sweet weed my life will expand into others and money, greatness, and the ability to live in a closet (with Top Gun) will be mine.

Why this sharing of intimate and things that are close to my mind?

I just saw “The Master” and it is almost documentary in its truth.

The Cause is a front – cult to those who know what is a cult. No cans to hold on with hands, but Amy Adams… that is a rocker!

Plot? Totally in the face it comes!

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind the Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, The Master, Paul Thomas Anderson, Joaquin Phoenix, Price Carson, Mike Howard, Sarah Shoshana David, Bruce Goodchild, Matt Hering, Dan Anderson, Andrew Koponen, Jeffrey W. Jenkins, Patrick Biggs, Ryan Curtis, Jay Laurence, Abraxas Adams, Tina Bruna, Kevin Hudnell, Hunter Craig, Ryder Craig, Rodion Salnikov, Emily Gilliam, Kody Klein, Amy Ferguson, W. Earl Brown, Frank Bettag, Ariel Felix, Vladimir Velasco, John Mark Reyes, Brian Fong, Diane Corteio, Leonida A. Bautista, Myma De Dios, Katie Boland, Philip Seymour Hoffman,  Amy Adams, Jesse Plemons, Ambyr Childers, Rami Malek, Lrelei Hoey, Martin Dew, JOshua Close, Jillian Bell, Kevin J. WAlsh, Lena Endre, Madisen Beaty, William O'Brien, Kevin J. O'Connor, Patty McCormack, Mimi Cozzens, Zan Overall, Barbara Brownell, Brady Rubin, Jill Andre, Brigitte Hagerman, Charley MOrgan, Christopher Evan Welch, Laura Dern, Barlow Jacobs, Gigi Benson, Liz Clare, Fiona Dourif, Audrey Finer, Rose Fox, Baily Hopkins, Mari Kearney, Sarah Klaren, Ally Johnson, Brittany Kilcoyne McGregor, LaRain Ring, David Warshofsky, Kimberly Ables Jindra, Theo Crisell, Thomas Knickerbocker, Eban Schletter, Scott Rodgers, Melora Walters, Emily Jordan, Amanda Caryn Jobbins, Olivia Rosemarie Barham, Napoleon Ryan, Jennifer Neala Page, Olesya Grushko, Christine Ames, Robert Amico, James Barbour, Brian Bell, Matt Bingham, Bill Blair, Denis Boulankine, Dan Brown, Phillip Caires, Jonathan Carr, Cabran E. Chamberlain, Steve Chapman, Aaron B.W. Collins, Nick Corvello, Zachary Culbertson, Thomas Dalby, Andy Dale, Josh Fadem, Aaron Farb, Sommer Fehmel, Jasmine Fletcher, Joe Foley, Shannon Freyer, Martin Gagen, Kerry Goodwin, David Alan HOdges, Courtney Howard, Dale Richard Howard, Brian Jagger, Christina Jo'Leigh, Keenan Johnston, Franklin Dennis Jones, Veronika Kurshinskaya, Terry Lane, Fernando Lara, Mark Lavell, Darren Le Gallo, Paul Lovergle, Josh Margulies, Carl Marino, Dennis Mattai, John Mawson, Ray Medved, Jesse Muick, Lourdes Nadres, Rene Napoli, Stephane Nicoli, Andrew Nitzke, Jefferson Nogueira, Brendan Norman, Montgomery Paulsen, Allen Pontes, Heather Power, Mike Jerome Putnam, Jeff Rankin, Raul Reformina, Jonathan Retamoza-Davila, Linda Revelli, Alexandra Tejeda Rieloff, Mark Roman, Venessa Ross, Timothy D. Rossi, Franklin Ruehl, Dylan Saccoccio, Andrew Schlessinger, Joseph R. Scott, Matthew Skomo, Bradley E. Smith, Jesse Soares, Ame Starr, Kate Stewart, Thomas W. Stewart, Kellog Stover, Michael A. Templeton, John H. Tobin, Najarra Townsend, Ian Trottier, Ken Venzke, Bryan Westfall, Steven Wiig, Megan Ellison, Daniel Lupi, Ted Schipper, JoAnne Sellar, Adam Somner, Jonny Greenwood, Mihai Malamare, Leslie Jones, Peter McNulty, David Crank, Jack Fisk, Amy Wells, Mark Bridges, Eric Richard Lasko, Trevor Tavares, Wainani Young-Tomich, Mel Barries, Paul Belenardo, Brad Bell, Taryn Benesta, Tracy Browne, Jessica Cole, Jane Cottrell, Demelza Cronin, Grace de Kelaita, Martin Dorsch, Jay Flloyd, Taylor Gerrity, Jillian Giacomini, Camille Goldberg, Grant Grabowski, Laura Herrington, Angela Higley, Paula Lima, Matthew Milan, Benedict Noero, Karen Ramirez, Lindsay Rodger, Rafael Sanz, David Weber, Nicholas Wede-Massimo, Ryan Young, Jean Fen YuFirst, Paul Thomas Anderson leads us in charming expressive fragments of the history of his protagonist Freddie Quell (Joaquin Phoenix) in mind.

Bird’s-eye view we see him on a warship with the noise and tries last night sleep high above the deck on a platform, from below him a bunch of sailors who party like sailors keep his awake.

The Second World War is over, Freddie is an alcoholic. Who isn’t?

A psychiatric admission and several jobs later, he is to have a drunk Lancaster Dodd (Philip Seymour Hoffman) encounter, again on a boat.

Freddie follows, Lancaster is the leader.

Freddie has problems with Lancaster.

Lancaster has problems with Freddie.

There are motorcycles and a cool big boat on the floating of water.

And again, Amy Adams (yee haw!).

Much is happening.

Then it all arrives at basically “what the hell did my eyeballs just let enter my head?”  And yet, awesome.

It has the look of well lit candy. Beautiful.

I need no sense to enter my mind parts. It is just good and cool.

So, two thumbs up, though slightly confused… the thumbs.  Like the rest of my body parts.

Except for another part that is always up for Amy Adams. Heh.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Reese Witherspoon, Water For Elephants, Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz, Paul Schneider, Jim Norton, Hal Holbrook, Mark Povinelli, Richard Brake, Stephen Monroe Taylor, Ken Foree, Scott MacDonald, James Frain, Sam Anderson, John Aylward, Brad Greenquist, Tim Guinee, Donna W. Scott, E.E. Bell, Kyle Jordan, Aleksandra Kaniak, Ilia Volok, Bruce Gray, Jim Jansen, James Keane, Ivo Nandi, Karynn Moore, Andrew Connolly, Doug McDougal, Tracy Phillips Rowan O'Hara, Water for Elephants, Tai, Uggie, Ice, Sita Acevedo, Danny Castle, Michael Coronas, Aloysia Gavre, Francis Lawrence, Andrew R. Tennenbaum, Erwin Stoff, Gil Netter, Kevin Halloran, Alan Edward Bell, Ana Maria Quintana, Chad Holmes, David Crank, Denise Chamian, Molly Allen, Sasha Veneziano, Kimmo MustonenenKimmo Mustonenen – (Kimmo On Kino) – Behind The Proscenium

P.S.  Americahas gone to the dogs (this will be every headline, but I am always first)! At least on “America’s Got Talent.” Go, go you Olate Dogs! They know more tricks than a Kardashian whore with Ray J pretending that the camera was less than on. Again – go, go you dogs. Kardashians? Kiss my ass.

 

5 comments

  1. geekyn00b · September 14, 2012

    Hilarious! You write like a filthy yoda!

    Also, good review – I’ll check it out.

  2. 75 Heather · September 14, 2012

    Aaaah, this looks so good! Love PTA, love Joaquin Phoenix, love PSH. Looking forward to seeing this one.

  3. LPLite · September 14, 2012

    I don’t think there is anything Phillip Seymour-Hoffman can do wrong. I have yet to see a performance of his that makes me go “meh”. He’s a genius.

    • Dianne Jarreau · September 14, 2012

      My feelings exactly; have never gone wrong with Phillip Seymour Hoffman. Exactly why I saw this yesterday evening, after seeing advertisement clips that were brief but charismatic. The back story of this is a reworking of the period of Ouspensky and Gurdjieff.

  4. Brick · September 14, 2012

    Yesterday I was the film at the Zeigfield. Overall, I did not like it. I have been a Paul Thomas Anderson fan for a long time and I have been following the Master for the past three years, waiting patiently. I will start out by saying that Joaquin Phoenix deserves the best actor oscar this year. He did a complete transformation that I have never witnessed on film. The cinematography is nice and has the epic look to it.
    The film lacked character development and focus. It felt disjointed. I felt no emotional connection with the film. In my opinion, There Will Be Blood was much much better. The Master is the film in the PTA collection that I will be watching much less of compared to his other works. I really really really wanted to like this film, but 24 hours later I still feel the same about it. Dont get me wrong, it is not a bad movie, but not PTA caliber that we are used to.