Oh, dear reader! What my eyes have seen! That is, what my eyes have seen RECENTLY!
I have just returned home from a theatrical experience that has left me speechless – but thank the gods that it has not left me type-less.
I ask (rhetorically, of course) how often has it been that you have seen what you think that you would never see? Once? Twice? More like never. And yet we think that moment will definitely occur – like watching a full moon rise, or seeing a double rainbow (like that delightful man who cried on my computer – what bravery he had letting himself be set up for humiliation on the world wide web) or getting a decent table a Le Bernardin (try the oestra-sprinkled Spanish mackerel tartare, IF YOU DARE) on short notice. Impossible. But no.