Lucy With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Things that I, Kimmo, only use 10% of: 1) Muscles. Hard to be massive Super-Finn when keyboard is stuck to finger ends and I must drink Kossu and smoke for you people for the movies to know of…
I, Frankenstein With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen The cinema is big and of beautiful. So is life. But life is realer. Can it be more real than when Olli, my beloved old brother, had two weeks ago his life mud suddenly stop in his…
The Hobbit – The Desolation of Smaug With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen ————- Here are the facts: The Fellowship of the Ring – Book pages 432 – Film minutes 2:58 The Two Towers- Book pages 352 – Film minutes 2:59 Return of the King-…
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen I was gone. You have missed me as much as I missed me. Yes, you have. Admit it. Now. I am back. In the rearview mirror of my brain is a place that forever…
Riddick With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen As summer ends, it begins. In the southern of California, my new happy place, I smile for the heat is less than it was and yet women wear no clothes. Win, win! Although it is a time for…
Elysium With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen The days of a dog summer are arrived. The testicle kick torture that is summer movie season nears its end. How much more can my two amigos take? “The Great Gatsby” – pow, right in the pills. “Fast…
White House Down With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Hollywood has hit me in my surprise place. How is this possible? I have large Hollywood knowledge – it cannot sneak up on myself. But it did. “Olympus Has Fallen Over” was released to us in…
World War Z With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen This week has made me hard. It is hard when tragedy is the brain state to be in. And I was. I thought it was his death. On the internet, my eyeholes made my brain see…
Fast & Furious 6 With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen I remember once the confusion of the now. In my head. Years in the past, I wandered in the theater. I saw the sign – “Fast and The Furious 5.” “A cool new band!” I thought….
Jack the Giant Slayer With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Times have hard. We know this. Hollywood then shows us. We watch The Mr. Oscar Show and strange face “Look At Me, I Am Also Smug Guy Who Wants To Sing In Your Face” person…
Cloud Atlas With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen There are times when the sweet, sweet smoke must be smoked before the mind can accept strange. You think “I understand anything and have the munchies.” Other times Kossu is demanded for drink – sense must be…
Paranormal Activity 4 With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen *****SPOILER ALERT***** Where could this possibly go? #1 was near past. #2 was near past and nearer past. #3 was way back past. #4 is the now (powered by iPhone and laptop). More found footage. More…