Paranormal Activity 4 With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen *****SPOILER ALERT***** Where could this possibly go? #1 was near past. #2 was near past and nearer past. #3 was way back past. #4 is the now (powered by iPhone and laptop). More found footage. More…
Sinister With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Horror in my belly pulls my testes into itself. That is the point. Horror must make one as uncomfortableness than one can feel. It is awesome. It sucks. It hurts so good that in the pants the shitting…
Trouble With The Curve With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Movies follow my life now. Not as much as the “Millionaire Slum Dog,” but close. Just the last week of my happening comes “The Master” and what the crazy Cruise/Travolta types tried to do when they…
The Master With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen I was audited. Not by the sucking of blood monsters – the IRS assholes. That is numbers. Easy are the numbers. No. They tried to audit my brain stem. Walking down Hollywood Boulevard see the hotness. She stands,…
The Words With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen For the critic of the film there is always the hope, “please Odin, let this be the one. The great film of the year!” Then the thoughts crawl into the reality space and think “at least be…
Lawless With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Warning: This review was fueled by Kossu. The shots were flowing into my stomach place, the sweet burn up into my brain stem, and then my brain thoughts shot out of the finger ends on the keyboard. As…
The Campaign With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Oh, Hollywood. I see you now – the game where my brain is turning to crazy. I had surrendered already, a white waving of the flag saying “Hollywood, there is nothing expected – stink up the theater…
Total Recall With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Son of a bitch. My working life is now my life of my life. Sometimes the pain is so much, that there is howling where none is wanted. Was I kicked in the right ball? Stabbed in…
The Watch With Wit, Reviewed by Kimmo Mustonenen The times that movies are not good are the long times. We sit and wait. Something must be better. If not a plot or a funny, will the smoke make the bad the good? Will an end…
Kyrle Lendhoffer for Kimmo Mustonenen Dear Readers, As you can see, there is no film review today. I’m sure that, by now, everyone has heard the news of the “Dark Knight Rises” shooting in Colorado that has (so far) left 12 dead and scores wounded….
The Amazing Spider-Man With Wit, Reviewed by Kimmo Mustonenen Reboot. I have the confusion. What have there the meaning for this? Example: Take something that was cool. And made money by the crap load. Say “this is too old for the liking – who will…
Ted With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen This week is a suck week. There is the movie that I wanted to write all over, and the other I see in my smoke heightened brain daily. Why should I see something that I all the time…
Brave With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Readers – I live. My man liver is alive. Kossu can be again for the drunkening. Kimmo cannot be tamed. Like the beast of the wood – drinking, smoking, eating, drinking, watching movies, drinking, smoking, writing reviews, and…
Prometheus With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen “Prometheus!” Finally! I gathered my supplies – for movie ogling and note taking, sweet sticky bud smoked in my car. The a large coke. No popcorn. The greasy corn turns my note sheets into transparent unreading mush. Now…
Snow White and the Huntsman With Wit, Reviewed by Kimmo Mustonenen Strange things are strange. The expected is not reality. The world is inside out. Kristen Stewart can act. I am not drunk. I am not high. Kristen Stewart is not only the non-suck, but…