The Watch [REVIEW]
The Watch With Wit, Reviewed by Kimmo Mustonenen The times that movies are not good are the long times. We sit and wait. Something must be better. If not a plot or a funny, will the smoke make the bad the good? Will an end…
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No “Dark Knight Rises” Review
Kyrle Lendhoffer for Kimmo Mustonenen Dear Readers, As you can see, there is no film review today. I’m sure that, by now, everyone has heard the news of the “Dark Knight Rises” shooting in Colorado that has (so far) left 12 dead and scores wounded….
The Amazing Spider-Man [REVIEW]
The Amazing Spider-Man With Wit, Reviewed by Kimmo Mustonenen Reboot. I have the confusion. What have there the meaning for this? Example: Take something that was cool. And made money by the crap load. Say “this is too old for the liking – who will…
Ted [REVIEW]
Ted With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen This week is a suck week. There is the movie that I wanted to write all over, and the other I see in my smoke heightened brain daily. Why should I see something that I all the time…
Brave [REVIEW]
Brave With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Readers – I live. My man liver is alive. Kossu can be again for the drunkening. Kimmo cannot be tamed. Like the beast of the wood – drinking, smoking, eating, drinking, watching movies, drinking, smoking, writing reviews, and…
Prometheus [REVIEW]
Prometheus With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen “Prometheus!” Finally! I gathered my supplies – for movie ogling and note taking, sweet sticky bud smoked in my car. The a large coke. No popcorn. The greasy corn turns my note sheets into transparent unreading mush. Now…
Snow White and the Huntsman [REVIEW]
Snow White and the Huntsman With Wit, Reviewed by Kimmo Mustonenen Strange things are strange. The expected is not reality. The world is inside out. Kristen Stewart can act. I am not drunk. I am not high. Kristen Stewart is not only the non-suck, but…
Men In Black 3 [REVIEW]
Men In Black 3 With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Men In Black. They took my great-grandparents’ out to a field. Then in the head brain shot. Dead. Not funny. Fucking Nazis. Then movie times. “Men In Black” sprays on Finland. Funny? Hells to the…
Battleship [REVIEW]
Battleship With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Once again, the youth is easy picking for the child predators. Our youth be the memories. The predator? Hollywood. Again. B4 – Hit! But in an inappropriate way on my child thoughts. J1 – Miss! But not for…
Dark Shadows [REVIEW]
Dark Shadows With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Readers, forgive me. Last week, The Avengers. Oops. I was again the drunk and did not review that awesome piece of shit. How so? My FinnBro (Pekka) and I did the drink on Nashville! So many…
The Five-Year Engagement [REVIEW]
The Five-Year Engagement With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen First, cliché joke (I will not be the single sayer of this) – “The Five-Year Engagement” is also what seems to be the running time of the film. It goes on. And on. And then on…
The Lucky One [REVIEW]
The Lucky One With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen I am lucky. I am cursed. My job is to have the most wonderful at a time thing to do than anything. Pay me? Don’t have to (just kidding, Kyrle – I love money!)! Lucky. Then…
The Cabin In The Woods [REVIEW]
The Cabin In The Woods With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen “Previews.” “Trailers” (as in the industry the name is whispered). “Coming Attractions” to the elderly who are always cold and cry at the loudness of noise (and smell like liver sausage, if lucky). No…
American Reunion [REVIEW]
American Reunion With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Kimmo was in trouble. Big trouble. Last week I had super cool “Wrath of the Titans” review that I made. Then the dumbness strikes. I e-mail copy of review to my Uncle Tukka who is in living…
The Hunger Games [REVIEW]
The Hunger Games With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen I have waited for this longer than time may seem to you. Or even longer. So when the cinema doors opened I was fully ready for an eyeball party! Yes, “The Hunger Games” is finally open….