The LEGO Movie [REVIEW]

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With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

This is the time of my exploding brain lobes.

How many times, in the living life, do we see our childhood dancing on the screen?

I want to believe that life is better than life is, but often it is not.

Then I go to the cinema.

Crap shoots in to my eye holes.

Not this time.

The movie light rushed over my body like a warm Kossu flowing from the mouth of Freyja (her chariot is pulled by two cats! Yowza!).

As I sucked the life out of many bon-bons while theater sitting, I was certain of one fact:

The LEGO Movie is the greatest story ever told.

And I wasn’t even high.

Can I begin? I will try.

First, the plot.

Emmit (Chis Pratt) follows the rules better than any LEGO person or people person has ever followed. His favorite song (“Everything Is Awesome”) rocks just enough so that it may not rock.

That’s O.K.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, The LEGO Movie, Phil Lord, Christopher Miller, Dan Hagerman, Kevin Hagerman, Christoper Miller, Will Arnett, Elizabeth Banks, Craig Berry Alison Brie, David Burrows, Anthony Daniels, Charlie Day, Amanda Farinos, Keith Ferguson, Will Ferrell, Will Forte, Dave Franco, Morgan Freeman, Todd Hansen, Jonah Hill, Jake Johnson, Keegan-Michael Key, Kelly Lafferty, Chris McKay, Christopher Miller, Graham Miller, Liam Neeson, Doug Nicholas, Shaquille O'Neal, Nick Offerman, Chris Paluszek, Chris Pratt, Chris Romano, Jadon Sand, Cobie Smulders, Melissa Sturm, Jorma Taccone, Channing Tatum, Billy Dee Williams, Leiki Veskimets, Alison Abbate, Will Allegra, Matthew Ashton, Bruce Berman, Jon Burton, Kathleen Fleming, Igor Khait, Roy Lee, Dan Lin, Benjamin Melniker, John Powers Middleton, Amber Naismeth, Zareh Nalbandian, Matt Skiena, Michael E Uslan, Jill Wilfert, Seanne Winslow, Mark Mothersbaugh, Barry Peterson, Pablo Plaisted, David Burrows, Mary Hildalgo, Grant Freckelton, Allison Cain, Suzanne Evans-Booth, Henry Karjalainen, Alice Kim, David Siegel, Lexie Busby, Alyssa Feener, Lori Grabowski, Ryan Halprin, Nick Hore, Kelly Lafferty, Jennifer Lobban, Linda Luong, Tony Newrocki, Frank Reina, Lizzie Sam, Shauna Sanders, Alyssia Sharpe, Emma Siegel, Felicity Staunton, Lauren Swift, Chris Swinbanks, Regina Taufein, Phil Van SpronsenHe works. Watches a show about lost pants (better than anything J.J. Abrams has pooped out – I’m look at you, “Lost”).

Then comes the “Piece of Resistance” followed by Wyldstyle (Elizabeth Banks – hottest LEGO ever!) and war with Lord Business (Will Ferrell).

The animation is better than my sleep brain movies after having eaten my medicinal brownie!

Colorful and alive.

Then even more colorful.

Then come the almost hallucination cool-ness of almost everything to come.

My eyeballs actually said “what the hell?” I couldn’t answer them.

Everything was too awesome.

Then I thought that “whoa, this movie is saying “hey, 99 percent, wake up and take back the world” and also ‘be yourself and screw the powerful'”.

These things I, Kimmo, would do – but I’m a pussy.

LEGOS are not pussies.

This is how LEGOS are not pussies.

Suck it, Peyton Manning. http://ftw.usatoday.com/2014/02/super-bowl-lego/

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Damn! What more is there to ask for?

Except for maybe a naked Jennifer Lawrence (not made of LEGOS, but in human flesh form).

That would have made a happy place in my pants.

So, two thumbs aching to the highest atmosphere.

I will even say, with full truth, that The LEGO Movie will be good to you EVEN IF YOU AREN’T DRUNK OR HIGH!

Just like Shark Night 3D!

See this movie many, many times.

Then again.

You will say “Kimmo, you are awesome for making me see The LEGO Movie many, many times, and then again.”

I will say “You are welcome, dude man!!!”

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P.S.  The Olympics are here! Please, Finland, destroy the hated butt-faced Swedes.That is the only game that I worry for with hardness.

But not my brother Olli.

Olli wants Finland to win every Olympic game of hockey by 7 goals. He isn’t wanting for another heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack (he oughta know by now). HA! Near death can be funny, too!

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Comments

  1. Olli Mustonenen on February 7, 2014 at 2:37 pm said:

    Only am I wanting Finland with much scoring because how it makes you yell and to throw beer cans and corns of pop at the television. Much entertainment!
    I too enjoyed the Lego movie. Only not as much as if the Kossu and bacon were with me. The life sucks without Kossu and bacon.

  2. Christ on February 7, 2014 at 3:14 pm said:

    Can’t wait!

  3. FartKnocker on February 7, 2014 at 3:23 pm said:

    This is now on my “must see” list. It would have been on the list earlier if it really had a naked Jennifer Lawrence in it.

  4. How can it be a movie? There was no story! They were building blocks! http://goo.gl/ySI4FJ

  5. Kimmo expresses himself (herself?) like no one else. My favorite reviewer hands down.

  6. I will see said Lego film. I will sneak candy into the theater, like I did when I was a kid, and enjoy some Lego magic. Thank you, Kimmo.

    P.S. – your voice isn’t as creepy as your picture.

  7. All the Ligue Magnus is normally France’s exclusive ice tennis league. Advantages for choosing of Canadian designed players on the league but the majority are from all the french talking in province about Quebec. For those 2009-10 winter, five alumni for the Ontario Tennis League played on the Ligue Magnus.

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