Good afternoon.
As the writer of a wildly popular blog (I only started it to better communicate with my employees at Manka Bros.) and the fact that I am a major figure in the media world, I receive quite a few offers to endorse products.
Most of them shit products like Coke or BMW.
Frankly, there is nothing I would rather do less than endorse someone else’s stupid product. It offends me that anyone thinks they can buy my services for any price.
If you want to hire a whore, call Jay McBee (President of the Manka Bros. Television Group) or Michael Eisner or Ben Silverman (!!).
So when the good people of Camel called my office to see if I wanted to push their Turkish Gold cigarettes on my blog, I was completely offended and told them to get the fuck off my phone!
Who the hell do they think they are? I’m Khan Fucking Manka!
I don’t push YOUR products – you push MINE!
Assholes!
I don’t need to be paid a boatload of money by some greedy corporation to express my love for Camel Turkish Gold cigarettes.
Seriously, each drag of a Camel Turkish Gold cigarette is super smooth – silky almost. Like an autumn breeze in Instanbul.
It’s the only cigarette I would ever smoke.
Camel Turkish Gold – “Breathe In The Turkish!”
Khan Manka, Jr. – Chairman & CEO – Manka Bros. Studios – The World’s Largest Media Company
P.S. Camel Turkish Gold is the sole sponsor of Forensics on MBS.
Mr. Manka you have made your point. You cannot be bought. Congratulations on making me want to go out and smoke.
Oh, I breathe in the Turkish – every day on the bus.
I am smooth… smooth like a desert cactus in June.
My 3 month old baby reads this blog. Now you’ve got him smoking cigarettes. Thanks, asshole.