What a ridiculous list of nominations!
It must be the Golden Globes!
And the Hollywood Foreign Press can F themselves. Right in the A.
Well – and I’m serious this time like the heart attacks you’re all going to have soon – next year there will be no more cases of Slivovitz sent to your homes, no more Camel Turkish Blend cigarettes, no more vats of that God-awful perfume you always wear when you “go to disco.”
Just remember this, no matter how many times you nominate Jennifer Lawrence, she’s never going to “party with you.”