As the writer of a wildly popular blog (I only started it to better communicate with my employees at Manka Bros.) and the fact that I am a major figure in the media world, I receive quite a few offers to endorse products.
Most of them shit products like Coke or BMW.
Frankly, there is nothing I would rather do less than endorse someone else’s stupid product. It offends me that anyone thinks they can buy my services for any price.
Who the hell do they think they are? I’m Khan Fucking Manka!
I don’t push YOUR products – you push MINE!
I don’t need to be paid a boatload of money by some greedy corporation to express my love for Camel Turkish Gold cigarettes.
Seriously, each drag of a Camel Turkish Gold cigarette is super smooth – silky almost. Like an autumn breeze in Instanbul.
It’s the only cigarette I would ever smoke.
Camel Turkish Gold – “Breathe In The Turkish!”