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Camel Turkish Gold – Breathe In The Turkish

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As the writer of a wildly popular blog (I only started it to better communicate with my employees at Manka Bros.) and the fact that I am a major figure in the media world, I receive quite a few offers to endorse products.

Most of them shit products like Coke or BMW.

Frankly, there is nothing I would rather do less than endorse someone else’s stupid product.  It offends me that anyone thinks they can buy my services for any price.

If you want to hire a whore, call Jay McBee (President of the Manka Bros. Television Group) or Michael Eisner or Ben Silverman (!!).

So when the good people of Camel called my office to see if I wanted to push their Turkish Gold cigarettes on my blog, I was completely offended and told them to get the fuck off my phone!

Who the hell do they think they are?  I’m Khan Fucking Manka! 

I don’t push YOUR products – you push MINE!

Assholes!

I don’t need to be paid a boatload of money by some greedy corporation to express my love for Camel Turkish Gold cigarettes.

Seriously, each drag of a Camel Turkish Gold cigarette is super smooth – silky almost.  Like an autumn breeze in Instanbul.

It’s the only cigarette I would ever smoke.

Camel Turkish Gold – “Breathe In The Turkish!”

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P.S. Camel Turkish Gold is the sole sponsor of Forensics on MBS.

9 comments

  1. Miss Daly · September 16, 2011

    Mr. Manka you have made your point. You cannot be bought. Congratulations on making me want to go out and smoke.

  2. Barfin Bob · September 16, 2011

    Oh, I breathe in the Turkish – every day on the bus.

  3. Joe Camel · September 16, 2011

    I am smooth… smooth like a desert cactus in June.

  4. 4 Shame · September 16, 2011

    My 3 month old baby reads this blog. Now you’ve got him smoking cigarettes. Thanks, asshole.

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