[Editor’s Note: Mr. Mustonenen has taken an unorthodox approach to this week’s review of “Lee Daniels’ The Butler.” We at Behind The Proscenium support his decision completely. If you have any talent and/or interest in film review and criticism, please e-mail us at intern@mankabros.com or let…
Elysium With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen The days of a dog summer are arrived. The testicle kick torture that is summer movie season nears its end. How much more can my two amigos take? “The Great Gatsby” – pow, right in the pills. “Fast…
The Wolverine With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen There is much to fall out of my brain and skipping my mouth through straight to typing. First, “The Wolverine.” I will review it. I promise this right into your face. Seconded, the goddamn Royalty child. Is he to…
R.I.P.D. With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Our brains can be crap. Yes, this happens. We think the excited, only for the suck to rise. Why can this be for the happening? We crave good. I will give anything more than ever the chances it…
White House Down With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Hollywood has hit me in my surprise place. How is this possible? I have large Hollywood knowledge – it cannot sneak up on myself. But it did. “Olympus Has Fallen Over” was released to us in…
World War Z With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen This week has made me hard. It is hard when tragedy is the brain state to be in. And I was. I thought it was his death. On the internet, my eyeholes made my brain see…
The Purge With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen I lost at betting. Son of a bitch. “The Purge” was in my thinking mind in the past a game on video. I ran in the night, a gun as my hand-end, blood lust making me lust…
Fast & Furious 6 With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen I remember once the confusion of the now. In my head. Years in the past, I wandered in the theater. I saw the sign – “Fast and The Furious 5.” “A cool new band!” I thought….
The Great Gatbsy With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen I have a changing of ways. Too many movies have been battered by the tongues and other mouth parts of reviewers around me at screenings for the press. My colleagues are dark clouds that also think…
I have not been up for the writing of things. People die. It’s what we are supposed to do. When we are old and shaking, pooping pants and falling over, forgetting who you are but remembering what should be un-remembered – it is time to…
Ginger & Rosa With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen What the hell?!? I am sent to see the independently filmed “Ginger & Rosa.” I have depression, for it is no “Olympus is Falling Over!” That would have been the shit. But no. “Ginger & Rosa.”…
Jack the Giant Slayer With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Times have hard. We know this. Hollywood then shows us. We watch The Mr. Oscar Show and strange face “Look At Me, I Am Also Smug Guy Who Wants To Sing In Your Face” person…
The Year In Films Of The Year – 2012 With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Busy? Damn, yes. Why is life, so with amaze, such, at times, a bitchy bitch? More tragedies making small of my family even smaller in Finland. American girlfriend who I…
Lincoln With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Nothing can bring the fear. Nothing like the season of the fjord. We are not lucky (unlucky) in fjords. We are not Norway. Sweden not, too, as well (Swedes are pussies so this is in the OK zone)….
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Son of a bitch. Damn you, Mayans. I, and the Earth, have lived to see what we wish the seeing of would not have happened. Why not the end? Sometimes the…