Pompeii With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen This did not happen – yet the reality would make a fool of he who ignored what did not happen, yet happened… in reality. In the cinema. With the greatest comedy ever being made – the soon to…
The LEGO Movie With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen This is the time of my exploding brain lobes. How many times, in the living life, do we see our childhood dancing on the screen? I want to believe that life is better than life is,…
I, Frankenstein With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen The cinema is big and of beautiful. So is life. But life is realer. Can it be more real than when Olli, my beloved old brother, had two weeks ago his life mud suddenly stop in his…
The Hobbit – The Desolation of Smaug With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen ————- Here are the facts: The Fellowship of the Ring – Book pages 432 – Film minutes 2:58 The Two Towers- Book pages 352 – Film minutes 2:59 Return of the King-…
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen I was gone. You have missed me as much as I missed me. Yes, you have. Admit it. Now. I am back. In the rearview mirror of my brain is a place that forever…
Riddick With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen As summer ends, it begins. In the southern of California, my new happy place, I smile for the heat is less than it was and yet women wear no clothes. Win, win! Although it is a time for…
The World’s End With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen There are times in which life is art. And then the art is also life, in reality. The brain sees, with his eyeball friends, things that are not real reality – but film reality which is…
[Editor’s Note: Mr. Mustonenen has taken an unorthodox approach to this week’s review of “Lee Daniels’ The Butler.” We at Behind The Proscenium support his decision completely. If you have any talent and/or interest in film review and criticism, please e-mail us at intern@mankabros.com or let…
Elysium With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen The days of a dog summer are arrived. The testicle kick torture that is summer movie season nears its end. How much more can my two amigos take? “The Great Gatsby” – pow, right in the pills. “Fast…
The Wolverine With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen There is much to fall out of my brain and skipping my mouth through straight to typing. First, “The Wolverine.” I will review it. I promise this right into your face. Seconded, the goddamn Royalty child. Is he to…
White House Down With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Hollywood has hit me in my surprise place. How is this possible? I have large Hollywood knowledge – it cannot sneak up on myself. But it did. “Olympus Has Fallen Over” was released to us in…
World War Z With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen This week has made me hard. It is hard when tragedy is the brain state to be in. And I was. I thought it was his death. On the internet, my eyeholes made my brain see…
The Purge With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen I lost at betting. Son of a bitch. “The Purge” was in my thinking mind in the past a game on video. I ran in the night, a gun as my hand-end, blood lust making me lust…
Fast & Furious 6 With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen I remember once the confusion of the now. In my head. Years in the past, I wandered in the theater. I saw the sign – “Fast and The Furious 5.” “A cool new band!” I thought….
The Great Gatbsy With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen I have a changing of ways. Too many movies have been battered by the tongues and other mouth parts of reviewers around me at screenings for the press. My colleagues are dark clouds that also think…