We had very little food.
We never bathed.
I didn’t go to school very often.
But I was a teenager so I didn’t give a shit about any of that stuff.
I just wanted to have sexual relations with Mary Dell’gato.
Today, my pension is completely gone (thanks, 3 years ago, to that no good motherfucker Richard Fuld and his bankrupt Lehman Brothers!).
My ass doesn’t really work anymore.
THOSE DAMN KIDS rip apart my lawn and TP my trees. And I’m a really old man.
The Great Depression was better.
I’ll talk at you next week.
Lester Aldrich – Those Damn Kids