Manka Bros. Would Like To Offer Adam Fogelson A Job

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Robin Rafe, Adam Fogelson, Brian L Roberts, Ralph J Roberts, Michael Angelakis, Stephen Burke, David L Cohen, Neil Smit, Amy Banse, Arthur R Block, Kristine Dankenbrink, Marlene Dooner, William Dordelman, Cynthia Hook, Melissa Maxfield, Robert Pick, D'Arcy F Rudnay, Lawrence Salva, Robert Victor, Kathryn A Zachem, Rebecca Arbogast, Beth Arnholt, Lynn Charytan, Jennifer Daley, Joseph DiTrolio, Thomas Donnelly, Karen Dougherty Bucholz, Sena Fitzmaurice, Leonard Gatti, Gregg Goldstein, Jennifer Heller, James McCue, Jennifer Khoury Newcomb, Charisse R Lillie, Joseph McGinley, Kevin O'Connor, Bret Perkins, Mac Rockford, Justin Smith, Mark Noble, James Finnegan, Catherine Avgiris, David Watson, Greg Butz, Greg Rigdon, John Schanz, William Strahan, Tony Werner, Mitch Bowling, Douglas Gaston, Marcien Jenckes, Matthew Strauss, Peter Kiriacoulacos, Kevin Casey, William Connors, Steve White, Samuel Schwartz, William R Stemper, Charlie Thurston, Stuart Epstein, Patricia Fili-Krushel, Robert Greenblatt, Bonnie Hammer, Ted Harbert, Mark Lazarus, Lauren Zalaznick, Jeff Shell, Ron Meyer, Mark Hoffman, Matt Bond, Kimberley Harris, Adam Miller, Craig Robinson, Page Thompson, Linda Yaccarino, Kenneth Bacon, Sheldon M Bonovitz, Joseph Collins, J Michael Cook, Gerald Hassell, Jeffrey Honickman, Eduardo Mestre, Johnathan A Rodgers, Dr Judith RodinIt has been brought to my attention by some guy that works here at the studio (whoever you are, in the future do not send me emails directly unless something around you is on fire… actually, don’t send me emails directly…) that Adam Fogelson has been fired from Universal.

This is a real stunner.

I remember Adam back in the early 1990s when he couldn’t get arrested in this town (actually, he COULD get arrested – remember that, Adam? Ha!).

But I digress…

[I will now “speak” directly to Adam…]

Now that you (Adam Fogelson) are a former big shot studio head, I would like to offer you the chance to become a big shot once more – at Manka Bros. Studios.

We currently don’t have anything open in our Theatrical Group – which could change at any time considering how horrible of a job Robin Rafe has done to date – but perhaps there are other possibilities on our Job Board that you may want to pursue.

I would think anyone with your qualifications would be able to handle anything we throw at you (except my job, of course).

And if none of those appeal to you, hell, we’ll make up a goddamn job. That is how highly we think of you.

So, think it over, Adam, we could use a real pro like you on our team… obviously.

Adam Fogelson, Alan Spoon, Alexander von Furstenberg, Angela Bromstad, Ari Emanuel, Arthur Martinez, Barry Diller, Ben Silverman, Bob Iger, Brad Grey, Brian Roberts, Bryan Lourd, Chase Carey, Craig Smith, David Geffen, David Rosenblatt, Donald R. Keough, Donna Langley, Edgard Bronfman, Electus, Ezra Kucharz, fairy tale movies, Graham Stanton, Greg Blatt, Greg Morrow, Greg Stevens, Gregg Winiarski, Hans Woolley, Harry Sloan, Hey Diddle Diddle, Jason Stewart, Jay Herratti, Jeff Sagansky, Jeff Weiner, Jeff Zucker, Jeffrey Immelt, Jeffrey Katzenberg, Jill Kennedy, Joanne Hawkins, Joey Levin, John C. Malone, John Ferriter, John Foley, John Malone, Josh Abramson, Jr., Kara Swisher, Khan Manka, Louis Castle, Manka Bros., Mark Stein, Michael Eisner, Michael Schwerdtman, Michael Zeisser, Nikki Finke, Notional, On Medea, OnMedea, Paul Telegdy, Peter Chernin, Phillippe Dauman, Richard F. Zannino, Rick Finkelstein, Ricky Van Veen, Ron Meyer, Rupert Murdoch, Scott Garell, Scott Savitz, Shana Fisher, Sharon Waxman, Stacey Snider, Steve Burke, Steve Jobs, Steven Spielberg, Sumner Redstone, Terry Semel, Thomas J. McInerney, Tina Brown, Tony DiSanto, Victor KaufmanKhan Manka, Jr. – Chairman & CEO – Manka Bros. Studios The World’s Largest Media Company

P.S. – And if you do take a job here, Adam, it would be sweet revenge for that whole Manka Bros./Universal/Irving Thalberg debacle from 90 years ago. [Look it up!]

3 Replies to “Manka Bros. Would Like To Offer Adam Fogelson A Job”

  1. I fully understand corporate change however the abrupt dismissal of Adam is not an example of intelligent change just a mean spirited move.

  2. Classy move Mr Chairman Kahn.

    In this time of senior executive uncertainty, you and Manka Bros stand as a beacon to calm the nervous CEO’s and Chairmen everywhere. Not matter how cruel misfortune batters their careers, talented media executives will find a place, nay a home, at Manka Bros.


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