JESUS CHRIST!
Who the fuck do you have to blow or bribe in the Hollywood Foreign Press Association to getting a stupid Golden Globe nomination?!
These nominations are abominations.
“Birdman” – seriously?
“The Imitation Game”?
What the hell is a Benedict Cumberbatch! Is that a Charles Dickens book?
Did any of the chain-smoking corrupt pieces of shit see the Manka Bros. film “Flaccid Trip“?
Obviously not or it would have been nominated.
It’s six times better than “Boyhood” – sorry we didn’t “advertise” as much IFC.
Here’s a clip to remind you what a truly great film looks like:
I should have sent the screener of the film over with a prostitute, a case of Slivovitz and a few cartons of Camel Turkish Gold cigarettes.
Oh God.
I think the heads of the major studios need to get together to somehow end this constant charade of worthless award shows.
Again, the Hollywood Foreign Press can F themselves. Right in the A.
Really, HFPA, you couldn’t find ONE Manka Bros. movie or TV show to nominate this year?
Did you see the Manka Bros. Films slate or the Manka Highbrow slate?
Did you see “Severed Fingers” on MBS? Here’s a freakin’ clip!
See you at the Emmys! Oh, sorry, I’m sure they wouldn’t let you into a legitimate award show.
I’m done.
Just remember this, no matter how many times you nominate Jennifer Aniston, she’s never going to “party with you.”
Khan Manka, Jr. – Chairman & CEO – Manka Bros. Studios – The World’s Largest Media Company
P.S. – Manka Bros. is planning to produce 157 movies based on classic MC Comics characters over the next 35 years – and none of them will be submitted for Golden Globe consideration!