So my old (understatement) friend Sumner Redstone has decided to let Judy McGrath “resign”. What a dumb ass idiot mistake. His mind is really starting to fail him now. Sumner used to let me know in advance when his senior executives were going to be…
Good morning. The brain trust of The Hollywood Reporter has come out with what they say will be the World’s Largest Media Companies after the Comcast NBC Universal deal goes through. BULLSHIT, I SAY! THR has had it in for me ever since I threatened…
“I’m a firm believer that everyone is a freakin’ idiot and don’t know shit about nothing…” – Harry Manka (my father) Good afternoon. It’s been a while. I’ve been away for the past few weeks working on a secret deal. I can’t tell you the…
Good morning. Yesterday, as I was having my monthly lunch with Sumner Redstone at the Hamburger Hamlet in Hollywood, David Geffen stopped by to say hello and asked if he could join us. We’ve all known each other for years but it was the first…
Good morning. I just want to say to all the thousands of Manka Bros. employees who think they’ve got a shitty job… you have no idea how lucky you are. You could work at Comcast. My old friend Brian Roberts called me in a panic…
Good morning. I just received word from our media research department that, based on size, Manka Bros. Studios remains the World’s Largest Media Company for the 23rd straight year even after last quarter’s very disappointing earnings report (and party) in which our Theatrical Group didn’t…
Good afternoon. Someone immediately get me an advance copy of “The Curse Of The Mogul: What’s Wrong With The World’s Leading Media Companies” by Jonathan A. Knee, Bruce C. Greenwald and Ava Seave. I want to see what those assholes esteemed writers have to say…