So my old (understatement) friend Sumner Redstone has decided to let Judy McGrath “resign”.
What a dumb ass idiot mistake. His mind is really starting to fail him now.
Sumner used to let me know in advance when his senior executives were going to be leaving so that I could be first in line to poach them if I felt they would fit in at Manka Bros. But he’s been so focused on JWoww lately, he rarely even picks up the phone for me anymore (and this after I let him stay at my house after his divorce and came to his pathetic Christmas party!).
But I digress…
I have known Judy McGrath for well over 30 years. Before I was Chairman & CEO of Manka Bros. in the early 1970s (my asshole father Harry Manka was in charge then) she used to come hear my band King Khan play our regular gigs at the Starlite Lounge in North Hollywood. She was known to the band as Sweet Judy Blue Eyes (though I really don’t know what color her eyes are).
If I wasn’t forced to take over Manka Bros. after my father’s death who knows how great my band would have been. And with Judy McGrath going to MTV, we definitely would have had a video in high rotation! Goddamnit!
But I digress…
Anyway, so Judy, Manka Bros. would like to offer you a job. You can pretty much pick which division you would like to lead.
We currently have a President of our Television Group, Jay McBee, but he really sucks at his job and only has it because he won a random draw nationwide competition based on a code found underneath a Pepsi cap. Before winning, he worked at Radio Shack in Sioux City, IA. In the TV business that’s normally enough of a qualification, but Jay keeps finding new and more exciting ways to suck. It’s stunning really. So his job is definitely available if you’d like to stay in TV.
Or just peruse our Senior Management list and take your pick. Lloyd Grohl is the only one that is safe as far as I’m concerned.
Please call my assistant, Vicky Adler-Modry, to set up an appointment. Regardless of what you may have heard about Manka Bros.’ recent track record, there is still no better place to work than at the World’s Largest Media Company.
And we have free yogurt Fridays during the summer!
Khan Manka, Jr. – Chairman & CEO – Manka Bros. Studios – The World’s Largest Media Company
If she is the one responsible for Jersey Shore then you, sir, are an idiot!
I heard she was actually trying to get away from those kinds of shows but Sumner and Phillipe wouldn’t allow it – so she left.
I’m amazed anyone could work for that old troll for 30 years.
Good luck, Khan. Did Jeff Zucker ever get back to you?
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Hi Manka Bros, I just write here on behalf of our DOWRITING RESEARCH & PUBLISHING. Our aim is to expand our wings on the marketing and publishing industry. Allow, also the possibility of script writing, and playwrights. That is something eeh? Online marketing too, is our area. Another area is to seek future actors/actresses around the world send to companies that would like to improve an acting talent of such people, especially from Africa and the Asian Countries, and the World.
Well Mr. Manka what do you have for us? You are aware we see expanding, believe me that’s what is on our mind. We would like to thank you in advance.
Thank you.
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A great person and I hope she finds another dream job. She deserves it.
I look forward to hearing the real story on why she left.
Review I decide of Thor is all the rage…
http://mankabros.com/blogs/btp/2011/05/02/thor/