Tag Archives: Charles de Gaulle

When John Glenn Circled The Earth

There’s not a man outside waiting to kill me if I step out of my house and there’s NOT a terrible flu virus killing off the old people of the world (Swine Flu is for pussies!). The only problem, as I see it … Continue reading

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Pension Fund Shot?

Retirement money dried up? Stop your bitching and do what me and Mrs. Aldrich do – EAT DOG FOOD.  And not that premium Alpo crap – I’m talking Chappie Original Dog Food Meal! Me and the Mrs. have been through tougher times than this.  … Continue reading

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I Was A Teenager In The Great Depression

… My father was unemployed. We had very little food. We never bathed. I didn’t go to school very often. But I was a teenager so I didn’t give a shit about any of that stuff. I just wanted to … Continue reading

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In 1944, I Was Ordered To Go To Spain

On this date, in 1944, I was ordered to go to Spain after five months of heavy fighting in eastern France. I counted 35 kills in my personal quest to get to the Rhine but my fuck-ass superior officer thought … Continue reading

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The Octogenarian Revolution Has Begun!

Mrs. Aldrich is absolutely sick of THOSE DAMN KIDS! It’s bad enough she has go to the doctor three times a week and take a bag full of pills each day just to have the strength to watch television, but … Continue reading

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Things Aren’t As Funny As They Used To Be

  Here it is, another morning that I managed to wake up.  Jesus fucking Christ.  Oh, well… As I edge toward my 90s, things aren’t as funny as they used to be. It’s not as funny when Mrs. Aldrich falls … Continue reading

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