If I didn’t know better, I would think that my employees only live to embarrass me.
I was just informed that the Manka Bros. Triathlon Team (led by the freakishly pathetic Jay McBee – nice swim trunks, Jay) finished last at this year’s Nautica Malibu Triathlon.
Last for the fifth straight year!
The Nautica Malibu Triathlon is an annual competition also known as the Entertainment Industry Challenge (EIC) and pits all the major studios (Manka Bros., Warner Bros., Disney, Sony, NBC Universal, Paramount, Fox, etc.) against one another.
Each year I think, well, if we can’t beat them at the box office or on television or in music sales or in theme park attendance or in publishing… we can beat them in a triathlon.
Boy, am I fucking stupid.
Manka Bros. has become a joke. We are the flabbiest and most out of shape of all the studios. Freaking embarrassing.
Maybe we need to start a morning calisthenics program much like they do every year at the Herb Allen Sun Valley Retreat.
I don’t know what it’s going to take, but as a person who owns a home in Malibu, I never want to see pictures of people like this on that beach ever again!
And that includes you, too, David Geffen!
Khan Manka, Jr. – Chairman & CEO – Manka Bros. Studios – The World’s Largest Media Company