My Sochi Hotel Room Is Horrible!

I have filed an official complaint with the Russian government. Pootie-Poot has pissed off the wrong guy!

You don’t treat people like this – especially important people.

My room:

Manka Bros, Khan Manka, Sochi Olympics, Sochi, Russia, 22nd Olympics, horrible hotel roomThe sheets, the wallpaper, everything about this place is uninhabitable.

The bathroom:

Manka Bros, Khan Manka, Sochi Olympics, Sochi, Russia, 22nd Olympics, horrible hotel room

My God, these colors. The floor is not even heated and it gets pretty cold at night! I don’t even think it’s real marble on the counter tops.

I may not be staying past the Opening Ceremonies because this is a joke and an insult.

Adam Fogelson, Alan Spoon, Alexander von Furstenberg, Angela Bromstad, Ari Emanuel, Arthur Martinez, Barry Diller, Ben Silverman, Bob Iger, Brad Grey, Brian Roberts, Bryan Lourd, Chase Carey, Craig Smith, David Geffen, David Rosenblatt, Donald R. Keough, Donna Langley, Edgard Bronfman, Electus, Ezra Kucharz, fairy tale movies, Graham Stanton, Greg Blatt, Greg Morrow, Greg Stevens, Gregg Winiarski, Hans Woolley, Harry Sloan, Hey Diddle Diddle, Jason Stewart, Jay Herratti, Jeff Sagansky, Jeff Weiner, Jeff Zucker, Jeffrey Immelt, Jeffrey Katzenberg, Jill Kennedy, Joanne Hawkins, Joey Levin, John C. Malone, John Ferriter, John Foley, John Malone, Josh Abramson, Jr., Kara Swisher, Khan Manka, Louis Castle, Manka Bros., Mark Stein, Michael Eisner, Michael Schwerdtman, Michael Zeisser, Nikki Finke, Notional, On Medea, OnMedea, Paul Telegdy, Peter Chernin, Phillippe Dauman, Richard F. Zannino, Rick Finkelstein, Ricky Van Veen, Ron Meyer, Rupert Murdoch, Scott Garell, Scott Savitz, Shana Fisher, Sharon Waxman, Stacey Snider, Steve Burke, Steve Jobs, Steven Spielberg, Sumner Redstone, Terry Semel, Thomas J. McInerney, Tina Brown, Tony DiSanto, Victor KaufmanKhan Manka, Jr. – Chairman & CEO – Manka Bros. StudiosThe World’s Largest Media Company

P.S. Vicky, when you read this, have Rupert call me about his Book Club Meeting. I may need more time to finish the book.

 

35 Replies to “My Sochi Hotel Room Is Horrible!”

  1. Too bad that’s a photo from the Four Seasons Hotel Prague @ Veleslavinova 2a/1098 | Praha 1, Prague 11000, Czech Republic

    Enjoy your “stay” Mr. “billionaire”

  2. I think this is a great commentary on all the bitching and whining from everyone that’s over there. You’re covering the Olympics, you’re a reporter, you’re getting paid to be at the Olympics. Stop your whining. Don’t most of you dream of being in war zones. Well, now you’re there. Shut the F up!

    1. *GASPS* How dare you use my user name HAHA

      On a side note, Dr. Brown is sure offended at these wonderful OBVIOUSLY truthful and legitimate claims by Mr Manka LOL

  3. This is a joke. 🙂 Nothing of the written above is true as it’s a blatant lie what people retweet not on twitter. 🙂

      1. Oh, poor Illya. You didn’t get that this article is a satire of all the criticism Sochi has been revealing huh? He was actually trying to help Sochi and russians by laughing at whining journalists. It’s not false information, it’s comedy. Guess you’re too defensive and dumb to figure it out and relax.

    1. Oh, poor Illya. You didn’t get that this article is a satire of all the criticism Sochi has been revealing huh? He was actually trying to help Sochi and russians by laughing at whining journalists. It’s not false information, it’s comedy. Guess you’re too defensive and dumb to figure it out and relax.

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