Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2016 – Day 2 – Burn, Hollywood, Burn

OTHER SUN VALLEY 2016 POSTS: 

Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2016 – Day 1 – Welcome To The Terrordome

Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2016 – Day 2 – Burn, Hollywood, Burn – Part 1

Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2016 – Day 2 Keynote – Burn, Hollywood, Burn (Or How The Plurals Generation Is Coming To Destroy Your Business)

Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2016 – Day 3 – Fight The Power

Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2016 – Day 4 – It Was A Good Day

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According to my daughter, Connie, Hollywood doesn’t have a future and Silicon Valley is now the center of the CREATIVE universe. Considering she is on the Board of a major Hollywood studio, this is a horrible, filthy thing to say. Because of that, she didn’t get to go to the chocolate fountain with the other moguls last night.

Her presentation later today on the “Plurals Generation” is one of the most anticipated of the conference.

First, I must recap a few highlights from last night’s drunkening at the bar. In terms of crazy Sun Valley highlights, I would this one right up there with Burning Mogul (which was truly one of the most bizarre nights of my life).

  • Herb Allen’s nickname in college was “Peaches” – apparently because he could cans and cans of Libby’s canned peaches in one sitting.
  • Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was able to catch 57 popcorn shrimp in his mouth (from all angles and distances). Amazing. What a site to see several drunk media and tech titans cheer as each shrimp was caught by the Prime Minister. He finally dropped when Phillippe Dauman tried to throw him one from the Frogger machine and it was such a pathetic throw there was no chance. Dauman was booed by his fellow moguls in a really ugly way.

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FitzGerald, Thomas Friedman, Michael Fries, Tommy Frist, Daniel Fulton, Michael Fux, Mala Gaonkar, Whitfield Gardner, William Gates, Melinda Gates, Julius Genachowski, Daniel Gilbert, Thomas Giovine, David Goldberg, Roger Goodell, Bing Gordon, Donald Graham, Brian Grazer, Brad Grey, John Griffin, Andreas Halvorsen, Reed Hastings, General Michael Hayden USAF, James Heavener, John Hendricks, John Henry, John Heyman, Kazuo Hirai, John Hock, Reid Hoffman, Won Pyo Hong, Lisa Hook, Ben Horowitz, Drew Houston, Robert Iger, David Ignatius, Martin Indyk, Phillip Jackson, Eli Jacobs, Paul Jacobs, Robert Johnson, Salar Kamanger, Peter Karmanos, Alexander Karp, Michael Karsch, Jeffrey Katzenberg, Michael Keating, Brian Kelly, Muhtar Kent, Joseph Robert Kerrey, Dara Khosrowshahi, Seth Klaman, Joel Klein, Peter Klein, Philip H Knight, Victor Koo, Robert Kotick, Robert Kraft, Henry Kravis, Ynon Kreiz, Blake Krikorian, Ananda Krishnan, Stan Kroenke, Daniel Lamarre, Michael Larson, Martin Lau, Michael Leavitt, Jay Lee, Eric Lefkofsky, Theordore Leonsis, Max Levchin, David Levin, Phil Libin, Martin Lipton, Bryan Lourd, Kenneth W Lowe, Michael Lowenstein, Dan Lufkin, Dennis P LYnch, Michael Lynton, Maurice Levy, John Malone, Robert Marcus, Morris Mark, Donald Mattrick, Kathleen A McCarragher, General Stanley A McChrystal, Andrew McKenna, General Montgomery C Meigs, Lorenzo Mendoza, Ron Meyer, Roberto Mignone, Hiroshi Mikitani, Bill Miller, Kenneth Miranda, Thomas Monahan, Leslie Moonves, Luis Alberto Moreno, Dan Moskovitz, Craig Mundle, James Murdoch, Rupert Mudoch, Lachlan Murdoch, Nathan Myhrvold, Michael Neidorff, Jonathan M Nelson, Vivi Nevo, Sam Nunn, Michael E O'Hanlon, Daniel J O'Keefe, Don O'Neal, Ronald L Olson, Evan Osnos, CL Butch Otter, Michael Ovitz, Larry Page, Stephen G Pagliuca, Saul Pannell, Mark Papa, William Pappendick, MIchael Pausic, Minxin Pei, Francois-Henry Pinault, Mark Pincus, Laurene Powell, Lawrence F Probst, Rebecca Quick, Thomas Rabe, Jay Rasulo, Jerry Reinsdorf, Danny Rimer, Richard Riordan, Ambassador Charles H Rivkin, Brian Roberts, James Robinson IIi, James Robinson IV, Fernando Rodes Vila, Brian Rogers, Congressman Mike Rogers, Charlie Rose, Daniel Rose, Wilbur L Ross, Haim Saban, Karim Sadjadpour, Sheryl Sandberg, Ricky Sandler, Ted Sarandos, Fayez Sarofim, Nassef Sawiris, Eric Schmidt, John Schneider, Christopher Schroeder, John Scully, Allan Selig, Nicole Seligman, Eric Semler, William Siegel, Herbert Siegel, Ben Silbermann, Christopher Silbermann, Louis Simpson, Eduardo Sirotsky Melzer, Andrew Sorkin, Sir Martin Sorrell, Thomas Staggs, Cristina Stenbeck, David Stern, Michael Stone, Sir Howard Stringer, Robert Swan, Peter Thiel, Mark Thompson, Sebastian Thrun, Thomas Tull, Peter Ueberroth, Joseph Vacanti, Jeffrey Van Harte, Owen Van Natta, Martin Varsavsky, Leftie Vaughn, Michelangelo Volpi, Alexandre Von Furstenberg, Dian von Furstenberg, Casey Wasserman, David Weinberg, Judd Weinberg, Jeff Weiner, Harvey Weinstein, Wallace R Weitz, Robert Werbel, Michael White, Meg Whitman, Jim Wiatt, James Williams, Fred Wilpon, Jeffrey Wilpon, Fred Wilson, David J Winters, Nicholas Woodman, Major General Amos Yadlin, Jerry Yang, Jed York, David Zaslav, Dirk E Ziff, Gianfranco Zoppas, Mark Zuckerberg, Jack Ma, Jeff Bezos, Tony Wible, Marissa Mayer, General Stanley McChrystal, John Kerry, Michael Bloomberg

  • LinkedIn’s Reid Hoffman does a spot-on Sia impersonation – his rendition of “Chandelier” was stunning. King Abdullah of Jordan wanted to hire him as the entertainment for an upcoming family wedding.
  • Sergey Brin is NOT good at impressions. After a few too many Micelob Ultras, he launched into his Ryan Reynolds as “Deadpool” which he wouldn’t stop even after everyone lost interest.

That’s just a sampling of the shenanigans at the ol’ Drankin’ Hole on any given night at the Herb Allen retreat.

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But today is a new day.

Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2016 – Day 2 – Burn, Hollywood, Burn

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The Dawn Of The Mogul (the ridiculous “mogul anthem” written by Michael Eisner years ago) wake up call was particularly early and painful this morning – 5 a.m.

Herb Allen (or “Peaches” as we learned last night) was very adamant about staying on schedule today and it’s a very ambitious agenda (including my daughter Connie’s “Plurals Generation” presentation later today which should rile a few feathers).

We gathered near the Duck Pond for calisthenics led by the GoPro dude Nick Woodman. No one except Bob Iger and Sheryl Sandberg were able to keep up with him or even try. Dude had way too much energy – like he consumed a six-pack of Red Bull before sunrise.

After that, we picked up our (cold) breakfast burritos (out of a bin) and very weak orange juice (out of one of those summer camp machines) and trudged inside for a day of mind-numbing presentations about Brexit and global warming and the future of media, blah blah blah.

Then it’s a taco cart lunch back at the Duck Pond featuring (I’ve heard) magicians who will go from table-to-table to doing close-up magic.

Then we go right into the ping pong tournament (Mark Zuckerberg always wins)…

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Followed by an ax throwing contest (Brian Roberts of Comcast usually wins that) and, finally, log rolling (surprisingly Barry Diller is very good at this) before we can get our first cocktail of the day.

My plan is to go to my daughter’s presentation and sneak away from the other bullshit.

So – the day is set – my assistant, Vicky Adler-Modry will post my daughter’s presentation as a separate entry later today after a transcript has been prepared (plus this post is getting rather long).

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6 Replies to “Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2016 – Day 2 – Burn, Hollywood, Burn”

  1. Khan,

    Wasn’t it nice of Herb to finally lay down a full $33 million this year to actually keep a perimeter around the Lodge and the Inn? Forget the reporters. It’s so refreshing to not have to be with the general public as we skip from Davos to Dresden to Sun Valley and choose the next world leaders. Ha! You thought this was just about new and old media?! It became evident this year that Herb has grander plans. This is quickly becoming the American Bilderberg confab while Herb builds his global base. Ah well, get media titans, world leaders, security chiefs, and generals together, and you end up with Hollywood classics for the masses like, well, Cow Jumped Over The Moon. Your Manka classic really needs to be the subject of a film class at USC.

    I watched in awe as you cornered Ovitz in Bin Tran’s Hole, pun intended. It’s one thing to pound him about being engaged while still being married, but WOW, way to take it to him on the “gay mafia” comment in Vanity Fair after all these years. Incredible. My respect for you now is greater than it was for your drinking prowess.

    Where were you after the end of the paintball massacre on Day 3? You missed an epic showdown between Elon Musk and Sergei Brin. Actually, it became another swordfight to see whose dick was bigger, and did it ever spill over onto Sun Valley Road! Brin marched over to Musk by the Opera House and dug in on how much better Google was at self-driving technology and how Musk can’t steer a company let alone a car. Philippe Dauman intervened and issued a decree that it was time for a live round of Frogger on Sun Valley Road. Well, that was it. Next thing you know, they managed to get the Sun Valley PD to shut down Trail Creek Road down to Sun Valley Road by the Lodge. You must have been at the bottom of a glass to miss everyone calling for the cavalcade of SUVs to go watch what happened next.

    Dauman explained Brin would stand in the middle of the road and not move as the driverless Google car drove at him at 70 mph with the sun setting behind Baldy at his back, and Elon would have to do the same thing with his Tesla. Elon looked ill. He turned pale and wet his dungarees like he’d just read his production forecasts for the Model 3, but like always, he couldn’t back down, now. Oprah was shouting something about how she wanted to see some police officers try the same thing in front of a Tesla. And here you have all these titans with red and green plastered all over them from the paintball fight. To me, this sh*tshow was like a 4th of July Christmas Spectacular, but I digress. Back to the match.

    Brin walked out into the middle of the road as the Google car drove his direction. Amazingly, and perhaps insanely, Brin TRIED to run AT the Google car, and the damned thing STILL managed to avoid him. The crowd was going wild like they’d just seen the Running of the Bulls in Pamplona. Elon meekly shuffled out into the middle of the road turning his head like he was looking for his mama, positioned himself, and before the Tesla was 1,000 feet away, he ran screaming for the shoulder. No shit. I would, too. And I ‘thought’ I heard Sheri mutter something about getting a Tesla for Sumner’s birthday and something about speeding things up. I’m sure she meant that Teslas are fast. There you go. The crowd was hoping for a matador goring, but Musk was forced to fly out after that and barely made the curfew at Friedman. He may not make it back next year. Herb looked disgusted.

    Connie was getting high fives in the teen tent themed like a cowboy bar yesterday, in case you missed that, too. There was an aroma coming out of there that seemed familiar and sweet. I’m sure it wasn’t incense, and the smell was making the ex cop at the plastic fence agitated for some reason. Who needs Bin Tran with Gen Z? She’s a chip off the old block. You must be proud. Her peers were heard to be saying, “Connie? Get the fuck out! (as a compliment) You said what?” We haven’t seen that kind of passion in America since 1969 which was the last time kids really told their parents where to go. I’m surprised she didn’t toss in a gratuitous, “Old people stink, too. You just can’t tell because you’re all, well, old.”

    Hey, what did you think of the SV16 swag? Herb’s logowear is always such a hit, and I’m so glad each year includes a fleece because the Limelight Room is as cold as Sheri Redstone. And, from an ego standpoint, when I venture out amongst the hoi polloi in Ketchum, it’s nice to be able to identify myself as a titan, even if I do it by wearing last year’s logowear at Christina’s before the conference starts, since the locals don’t even know I’m choosing their next political leaders, and they need to know. I sometimes wear my name badge from last year, too.

    We must all be too cold in that God-awful room at the Inn. I saw Publicis CEO Maurice Levy walking down the path along Sun Valley Road by the horses wearing full length jeans, loafers, and a gray winter sweater smoking a cigar in 80 degree weather. It sounded like he was congratulating Philippe Dauman after his latest round of Frogger. Priceless!

    You know, I never believed the conspiracy rumors that Herb plotted to trip Katherine Graham a few years ago so he could finally get a commission check on a WaPo transaction, but you have to admit, Herb’s getting deals done, whatever it takes. After the most recent LinkedIn/Microsoft deal, I’m sure Herb will be able to pay more than $33 million to take over Sun Valley next year and extend the perimeter all the way to Ketchum. Oh, let’s hope. I’d like to roam Sun Valley naked for once.

    Sorry we didn’t catch up AGAIN. I see you shut off the comments section. Did Herb get to you, too? Let’s hope not, my friend. God I love the smell of burning kerosene as we queue up in our private jets to leave. That’s when you know you’ve arrived as a titan. See you at SV17 if not before at Davos. Long live OLD MEDIA…or at least let it live long enough for me to see my retirement check.

    1. Terry,

      So sorry to have missed you again this year. You seem to have the right attitude about these bullshit events and it would be most outstanding to get hammered together. Are you going to Comic-Con? Manka Bros. is taking over Hall H for a day to promote our new Irish Potato Famine drama “Gorta Mor – Whilst Ireland Weeps”
      http://mankabros.com/blogs/chairman/2016/06/17/manka-bros-bringing-irish-potato-famine-drama-to-comic-con/

      I did hear all about the self-driving car fiasco and didn’t think much of it but you make it sound so much more exciting. I really wish I could have seen the terror in Elon’s face. (Though I have seen that look once before when we were out for a walk and a squirrel ran in front of him. Elon is petrified of squirrels.) Personally, I am completely bored and unimpressed with the self-driving car thing. Creating a self-driving car is easy, comedy is hard.

      Very excited about the early footage I have seen from our Checkers trilogy. When we bought the rights people thought we were idiots “you can’t turn the game of Checkers into a film trilogy!” Oh, yeah? Just wait until the world sees this one. “The Lord of the Rings” is our bitch.
      http://mankabros.com/blogs/chairman/2014/02/28/manka-bros-acquires-film-rights-to-checkers-3-films-planned/

      We must catch up soon, Terry. Have a good Bastille Day. What is that Thursday? Jesus, how time flies.
      Khan

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