Chairman

Author's details

Name: Khan Manka, Jr.
Date registered: April 8, 2011
URL: http://mankabros.com/

Biography

Khan Manka, Jr. assumed the title of Chairman of the Board of Manka Bros. Studios following his father Harry Manka's death in 1976. Before that he was the member of several Southern California rock bands.

Latest posts

  1. Profits Up – Time For Cuts — March 12, 2014
  2. Manka Bros. Acquires Film Rights To Checkers – 3 Films Planned — February 28, 2014
  3. My Sochi Hotel Room Is Horrible! — February 6, 2014
  4. The One Percent Are More Like Jesus — January 27, 2014
  5. Sundance: Manka Bros. Acquires ‘Scoiattolo che mangia arancio’ — January 17, 2014

Most commented posts

  1. Bilderberg Conference – Khan Manka, Jr. Keynote Address — 41 comments
  2. Again, The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences Can F Itself — 38 comments
  3. Newt Gingrich? America Is Seriously F-cked — 38 comments
  4. My Sochi Hotel Room Is Horrible! — 34 comments
  5. Davos World Economic Forum – 2012 – Khan Manka, Jr. Keynote Address — 34 comments

Author's posts listings

Mar
12

Profits Up – Time For Cuts

Good morning. As many of you know, Manka Bros. had an excellent 2013 (mainly from the asbestos lawsuit payout from the state [yeah, baby!] and increased attendance at our Manka Fun Parks due to the new Animaltered Attractions in Des Moines and Halifax). Because of our good fortune and superior senior management (with the exception …

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Feb
28

Manka Bros. Acquires Film Rights To Checkers – 3 Films Planned

Great news! Following the enormous success of “The LEGO Movie” and the announcement that Warner Bros. has acquired the rights to “Minecraft,” Manka Bros., after an intense negotiation, has acquired the worldwide media rights to Checkers. That’s right the game we all played as kids (full disclosure – I didn’t play it, I thought it …

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Feb
06

My Sochi Hotel Room Is Horrible!

I have filed an official complaint with the Russian government. Pootie-Poot has pissed off the wrong guy! You don’t treat people like this – especially important people. My room: The sheets, the wallpaper, everything about this place is uninhabitable. The bathroom: My God, these colors. The floor is not even heated and it gets pretty …

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Jan
27

The One Percent Are More Like Jesus

In deference to my acquaintance Thomas Perkins [see left] (I won’t call him a friend – which at this point would be like calling Stalin your “squash partner”), I must disagree with his claim that the richest 1% in the world is basically being treated by the lowest 99% like the Jews were treated by the …

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Jan
17

Sundance: Manka Bros. Acquires ‘Scoiattolo che mangia arancio’

Hello from Maui! I’m feeling much better and have recovered from the outrageous snub from the Motion Picture Academy – yet still, fuck the Academy Awards. But life in Hollywood must continue. As many of you have read, Manka Bros. has stopped going to the Sundance Film Festival because certain executives in the past chose to …

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Jan
16

F The Academy Awards

Another year – another snub. The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences can F itself. The same goes for the Hollywood Foreign Press Association… And while I’m at it, The Producer’s Guild can suck it… … and any other suck ass group of idiots who wouldn’t know a quality movie if it bit them in the …

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Dec
12

Again, The Hollywood Foreign Press Association Can F Themselves

What a ridiculous list of nominations! Another farce. Another embarrassment. It must be the Golden Globes! And the Hollywood Foreign Press can F themselves. Right in the A. Really, HFPA, you couldn’t find ONE Manka Bros. movie or TV show to nominate this year? Did you see the Manka Bros. Films slate or the Manka …

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Nov
22

The Manka Bros. Iconic Ox Logo Is Back!

Good afternoon. After an exhaustive design competition – and millions of dollars spent – Manka Bros., in our search for a new exciting logo for the 21st century has decided to revert to the past in order to push forward into the future. THE ICONIC MANKA OX LOGO – designed by my uncle – the …

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