Again, F The Academy Awards
I can’t believe I got up at 5:30 this morning for nothing. Bob Iger gets up at 5:30 every morning to hang upside-down from a bar like a bat. I’m not a whack job like he is – I sleep until a normal hour. But…
Lisa Cholodenko
Manka Bros. Acquires Film Rights To Checkers – 3 Films Planned
2023 Update: After eight long years of development and millions spent on script draft after script draft, Manka Bros. has decided to abandon this ambitious project which had the promise of upending “Avatar” as biggest movie franchise ever. Unfortunately, we hired some shitty writers. The…
Sundance: Manka Bros. Acquires ‘Scoiattolo che mangia arancio’
Hello from Maui! I’m feeling much better and have recovered from the outrageous snub from the Motion Picture Academy – yet still, fuck the Academy Awards. But life in Hollywood must continue. As many of you have read, Manka Bros. has stopped going to the Sundance…
F The Academy Awards
Another year – another snub. The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences can F itself. The same goes for the Hollywood Foreign Press Association… And while I’m at it, The Producer’s Guild can suck it… … and any other suck ass group of idiots who wouldn’t…
Again, The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences Can F Itself
What I said last year can be repeated this year. The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences can F itself. The same goes for the Hollywood Foreign Press Association… And while I’m at it, The Producer’s Guild can suck it… … and any other suck…
The Academy Of Motion Picture Arts And Sciences Can F Itself
Good evening from Davos! I am here preparing for my keynote address tomorrow to the World Economic Forum (I also spoke here two years ago). The subject of my speech will be the importance of media in the global economy and how Hollywood will defeat…
Manka Bros. Is Not Attending The Sundance Film Festival
To all the acquisition and distribution executives at Manka Highbrow, Manka Dogma, Manka Docs and the new Manka Mumblecore – due to the shitty year you all had in 2011, you will not be attending the Sundance Film Festival this year. If you desperately feel the need to attend in order to bid on a…
Manka Bros. Will Not Attend 2011 Sundance Film Festival
To all the acquisition and distribution executives at Manka Highbrow, Manka Dogma, Manka Docs and the new Manka Mumblecore – due to the absolutely shitty year you all had in 2010, you will not be attending the Sundance Film Festival this year. If you desperately…